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- japican, on 11/15/2009, -8/+2533Rape wouldn't be like picking a lock. Picking a lock required skill and finesse. Rape is like kicking the damn door down because you're no good at working to get the lock to open.
- Alias1431, on 11/15/2009, -65/+1295That's ***** awesome.
- chiddler, on 11/15/2009, -5/+1076No, this is a crow bar:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/bo5ton/simp ...
See it has the little stools and everything. - Chooxo, on 11/15/2009, -5/+1042I've not yet found a lock for my key but I still like to polish it regularly.
- Kaegro, on 11/15/2009, -77/+802I don;t understand where the rape comes from.
- dawgma, on 11/15/2009, -29/+627It's an extension of the metaphor. Is that okay with you that the submitter decided to expand on it?
Locksmiths are pimps. - BoneStamp, on 11/15/2009, -6/+604I like to change the locks frequently; my wife doesn't agree that it actually improves safety.
- MrSteamTank, on 11/15/2009, -6/+545Rape is like a crowbar then?
- Sewermutt, on 11/15/2009, -14/+331Your comment is ***** awesome.
- RichRoast, on 11/15/2009, -9/+312Skeleton key --> boner --> metaphor's gone too far.
- piratearggghhh, on 11/15/2009, -11/+297Sometimes the master key gets all infected.
- Leo21k, on 11/15/2009, -20/+301I don't understand why people don't get why there is a double standard.
Men have to work to get a women to have sex with them, some even have to pay lots of money to get women to sleep with them. Men have to be charming, or have money, be attractive, and or successful (Have power), and still this doesn't guarantee they'll get laid when ever they want.
Women just have to ask for sex and they'll get it. Women dont even have to take a shower or put on clean clothes, they dont have to be attractive or have money, they can have horrible personalities and there will still be guys who would jump at the chance to have sex with them.
The challenge for women is to actually resist temptation since guys hit on them everywhere they go, work, shopping, school, etc. Can you as a guy imagine what it would be like if women wanted to have sex with you everywhere you went? Could you resist all those women wanting to have sex with you? - fancywares319, on 11/15/2009, -1/+281story of my life
- mishabear, on 11/15/2009, -3/+279And it usually destroys not only the lock but the whole door.
- MrSteamTank, on 11/15/2009, -5/+275Your reply is ***** awesome.
- MrSteamTank, on 11/15/2009, -3/+272I wouldn't really rely on a lock that's likely to take half your stuff.
- eugenetabisco, on 11/15/2009, -6/+275Hee-hee... "Little stools".
- pwarnock, on 11/15/2009, -7/+269I wouldn't want to have the key that breaks.
- Leezus, on 11/15/2009, -24/+262Just to be clear, this doesn't actually make men sexist.
We LOVE sluts! In fact, slut only becomes negatively used when, a) you cheat on us or b) you won't ***** us--however much sense that makes.
No, it's the ladies themselves that perpetuate this strange standard. - RossMunce, on 11/15/2009, -8/+223A+++ COMMENT!!! WOULD DIGG AGAIN!!!
- LegomanArt, on 11/15/2009, -1/+198Are we still using the metaphor or...?
- Chooxo, on 11/15/2009, -4/+180The submitter's got jokes, it appears.
- DLun203, on 11/15/2009, -2/+178True. When a guy ***** a bunch of girls, the rest of the guys are jealous and therefore idolize him.
When a girl ***** a bunch of dudes, the rest of the girls are jealous and therefore do what girls do; talk ***** and call her a slut.
This is the conclusion I've come to over the years. Bury if you disagree, but it's never failed. - cave, on 11/15/2009, -1/+174It's not gay unless the keyrings touch?
- JonnyIsElectric, on 11/15/2009, -1/+165locksmiths are serial rapists
- charlietuna, on 11/15/2009, -2/+140The proper "extension" of the metaphor would be:
I's like drilling the lock out with a 3/8 bit and no oil. Then whacking the shredded cylinder with a pin punch. - Skirrie, on 11/15/2009, -1/+137yeah like when you stick your chewing gum in it
- kinerry, on 11/15/2009, -10/+136Raise your hand if you like sluts?
Mine is WAY up! - Laminarcissus, on 11/15/2009, -15/+137That headline turned something funny into something not-so-funny.
- cspyr0, on 11/15/2009, -9/+130"I don't understand where the rape comes from."
Usually from behind. - LegomanArt, on 11/15/2009, -2/+123Man, you really ***** that lock up.
- outfed, on 11/15/2009, -0/+118Dude i'm pretty sure she'd think you cheated anyway
- teamgwho, on 11/15/2009, -2/+118http://tinyurl.com/yl3ljay
- Orbital101, on 11/15/2009, -12/+126Always fun reading chat logs between 12-year-olds.
- agentbob, on 11/15/2009, -1/+111I'm honestly surprised that there isn't a single robe and wizard hat reference in here somehow.
- dentmpt, on 11/15/2009, -3/+108Your response is ***** awesome.
- KingGorilla, on 11/15/2009, -0/+100I would call that a lock block
- BoneStamp, on 11/15/2009, -2/+101Works for me -- that's less than she came with.
- DDRSkata, on 11/15/2009, -3/+100She didn't. But she later cheated on me anyway, so my taking the high road seems kind of pointless in hindsight.
- DDRSkata, on 11/15/2009, -4/+98I have resisted sex in incredibly difficult situations (e.g. not cheating on my girlfriend at the time with a girl wearing just panties, no bra, who was throwing herself at me while we were alone in a room at a party), but if it was just all the time like it is for girls? Oh, there's no way I would last even a week. It would get ridiculous.
- DforSpiD, on 11/15/2009, -0/+93It means she had to get an extra key cut for the back door lock
- SasquatchBill, on 11/15/2009, -3/+94Who is Awesome?
- jrm125, on 11/15/2009, -1/+91So does the lock.
- jkleinrichert, on 11/15/2009, -5/+92@japican-perfect analogy.
- boshhead, on 11/15/2009, -20/+103I've always asked my locksmith for slutty keys, not master ones.
- TakeMyCrabs, on 11/15/2009, -15/+95My key comes from behind.
- 9lbTaco, on 11/15/2009, -2/+75No, his wife just really likes the original lock.
- LeanneOHare, on 11/15/2009, -5/+74Don't bring your personal problems to Digg. Perhaps it's time to move on.
- MarkOfTheDead, on 11/15/2009, -2/+69More like getting a battering ram for the small guest bathroom window.
- eugenetabisco, on 11/15/2009, -6/+73I'd say it's more like taking one's virginity. Takes finesse, timing, a little chicanery, but then you bust through.
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