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- Jabrams2, on 07/15/2009, -4/+307"Did she tell you to wear a condom? No? WEAR A CONDOM" Amen to that.
- eastshores, on 07/15/2009, -2/+279Hey look.. I optimized the process flow!
[ Is she going to have sex with you? ] --yes--> [ wear a condom ]
--no---> [ don't wear a condom ] - SRSco, on 07/15/2009, -15/+233Unfunny.
- inactive, on 07/15/2009, -4/+119For Digg, this flowchart needs to be simply:
"Are you having sex?" --->No----->No, don't wear a condom - Hetman, on 07/15/2009, -0/+99If she uses the exact term "raw dog me" maybe you should just rethink the whole situation before you proceed.
- humpdave, on 07/15/2009, -5/+83i don't see anywhere on the flowchart where she goes down on me....flawed flowchart
- mjhamilton, on 07/15/2009, -0/+73I wear a condom all the time, sex or no sex. I like the feel of latex on my junk.
- Takfam, on 07/15/2009, -6/+79I thought it was fairly simple:
[Want a baby?] =No=> [wear a condom]
...||
.Yes
...||
...\/
[don't wear a condom] - athinnes, on 10/01/2009, -0/+72I'm pretty sure this is intentional.
- cokaznrebel, on 07/15/2009, -2/+60My couch pulls out but I don't.....
- kingvik, on 07/15/2009, -1/+57No, never wear an even number of condoms, they will cancel each other out.
- benderillo, on 07/15/2009, -1/+55You know how much condoms cost back then?
Neither do I, we never used them. - IAmYT, on 07/15/2009, -3/+54Where's the funny part?
- KJSatz, on 07/15/2009, -2/+49That's why I wear 3 condoms.
- Skitals, on 07/15/2009, -0/+47A cute intelligent girl has too much to drink and sleeps with some sleazebag. A week later, it's your turn. You just slept with that man-whore, and every clean and unclean woman they have slept with. Enjoy the STDs... it doesn't matter if this girl seemed clean or is no "two dollar hooker."
The beauty of STDs is the symptoms can take a long time to appear. Anyone is capable of spreading a disease to multiple people without even knowing it. Enjoy your game of Russian roulette. - kingofinternet, on 07/15/2009, -4/+50it's either a condom or the chance of pouring liquid nitrogen on the warts on your *****/a kid/the aids/pissing blood/etc.
tough call... - Gravey9, on 07/15/2009, -3/+47Always apparently.
- HyperionHK, on 07/15/2009, -5/+48enjoy your AIDS
- geneticlemon, on 07/15/2009, -6/+43How is it funny to tell a girl you had a vasectomy when she asks you to wear a condom? If a girl asks you to wear a condom, you wear a condom, no questions asked.
- Browzer, on 07/15/2009, -1/+36Two condoms are dangerous. It offers LESS protection than 1 condom. Wearing 2 condoms makes them more likely to rip and tear.
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1139.html - theuber1337, on 07/15/2009, -4/+37All in all, pretty lame. Going without a condom should be reserved for long term relationships.
- Me1000, on 07/15/2009, -0/+31Yay for sexual engineering!
- ghostoftomjoad, on 07/15/2009, -3/+33no, i think he meant unfunny. and i agree
- damnmonkey, on 07/15/2009, -1/+29wow....
- Skitals, on 07/15/2009, -0/+28Fixed
Want an STD? =No=> Wear a condom
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.Yes....................................||
...||......................................||
...V.....................................||
Want a baby? ====No=====
...||
.Yes
...||
...V
Don't wear a condom - athinnes, on 10/01/2009, -1/+29Again, I'm pretty sure this was intentional, fool.
- holyskeleton, on 07/15/2009, -0/+24http://rorr.im/digg.com/comedy/should_you_wear_a_c ...
- jeremymccurdy, on 07/15/2009, -0/+23Or at least check for an Adam's apple.
- shadus, on 07/15/2009, -1/+24So did your father, how did that work out for him?
- swagv, on 07/15/2009, -0/+22What we really need is a flowchart for "Should you submit yet another lameass joke flowchart to digg?"
- cawfee, on 07/16/2009, -0/+21His strange what?
- acehorne, on 07/15/2009, -6/+26If you ask her "Do you have a condom? I don't have one with me" and her answer is "no, but it's ok, you can raw dog me" wear TWO condoms.
- Skitals, on 07/15/2009, -0/+20Wrap it or slap it.
- catvllvs, on 07/15/2009, -0/+17Wait, you mean I can get gonorrhoea of the finger!
Kinda scared to pick my nose now... - jeremymccurdy, on 07/15/2009, -0/+16You don't? Maybe you have an ugly couch, not one of those slutty leather ones.
- inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+16vasectomies protect you from STD's?
- darzeecompany, on 07/15/2009, -0/+15That's how you get rid of the unwanted kids you have too?
- skinny01, on 07/15/2009, -3/+18Don't finger bang, many girls don't like it, fingers are pretty dirty, and getting scratched down there will quickly put her out of the mood. And anything she has that you may need a condom to protect against will just be all over your fingers and can potentially enter the body that way through a paper cut, etc..
Also, some reserved or slightly hesitant girls might just be happy with that and not let you go further. Stay on the outside and tease them, make them go crazy. Before you know it they'll be begging you for the real thing. - J6stik, on 07/15/2009, -3/+17Well aren't you just the biggest ***** rebel on Digg? Don't got no time for any of that 'safe sex' *****, what with all the awesome unprotected sex you've made it abundantly clear that you're having.
- PixelMagic, on 07/15/2009, -1/+15http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus
For couples that use coitus interruptus correctly at every act of intercourse, the failure rate is 4% per year. In comparison the pill has a perfect-use failure rate of 0.3%, and the IUD has a perfect-use failure rate of 0.6%. The condom has a perfect-use failure rate of 2%. - mauriciopina, on 07/15/2009, -0/+14STD's!
- tunafizzle, on 07/15/2009, -9/+22maybe if you wouldn't pick up two dollar hookers you wouldn't have all those problems in your genitals...
- shadus, on 07/15/2009, -1/+14A condom kills all sensation if it doesn't fit properly (eg: it's too loose). I'd suggest you get a smaller condom.
- 4rp4n3t, on 07/16/2009, -0/+13Try sex...
- Amlethus, on 07/15/2009, -2/+14Three days is long term, right? Or what if it's one really long night, like until 5 am?
- TwoKill, on 07/16/2009, -1/+13If your scratching her your doing it wrong.
- spencemitch05, on 07/15/2009, -1/+13I don't understand why you tell her you had a vasectomy if you then go put on a condom?
- amercer, on 07/16/2009, -0/+11Babies, STDs... same thing if you ask me.
- nlight, on 07/15/2009, -1/+12He might be a troll, but sex is times better without a condom. Pills are the best IMHO if you're in a serious relationship (this meaning you don't ***** strangers on a weekly basis) and don't want children.
- t0x2c, on 07/16/2009, -0/+11Rofl everyone knows sex is only in the movies. Girls don't really talk to guys. Right? :(
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