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- sup3r, on 11/07/2009, -4/+134Is this chart funny? ---> No
- gerrymac, on 11/07/2009, -3/+47Should you buy her a drink? ... No
- mistressarwen, on 11/07/2009, -1/+42You are broke
You are well out of her league
Make her buy you a drink - noahgelman, on 11/07/2009, -0/+37If you need a graph to decide whether to buy a girl a drink or not, you're not gonna get laid period.
- RoloTomasie, on 11/07/2009, -1/+38meh.
Still though, women, start buying guys drinks...you're the reason we're broke! - Dr3w, on 11/07/2009, -4/+30The whole "going up and buying a girl a drink" thing isn't even done any more. It reeks of creepy and desperate, no matter who you are, and usually the girl you want is in the protective group of her friends, who will stare you down if you try and talk to her. The best thing to do, if you're trying to break the ice, is to go up to the bar to get another drink while her drink is being poured. If you get brief eye contact with her and she gives you a little smile, tell the bartender that they can put her drink on your tab ("if that's all right with you?"). 9 times out of 10 she'll say yes, thank you, and then introduce herself.
- Corona85, on 11/07/2009, -5/+28OH LOOK ANOTHER FLOW CHART HOW ORIGINAL
- rdubya44, on 11/07/2009, -2/+18Can someone please post a flowchart for making lame flowcharts?
- cor315, on 11/07/2009, -6/+22buying a drink means you have money
women like money
case closed - mejf2loy, on 11/07/2009, -0/+14Or "No that's all right, I'll pay for it myself" *scurries over to her group of friends*
- kittycama, on 11/07/2009, -2/+16Dugg for expert jiu jitsu boyfriend
- techdever, on 11/07/2009, -0/+14Or "Yes, thank you" and she goes away
- Tyrghast, on 11/07/2009, -2/+15Hi there Regretful Morning, advertising PornHub I see?
- dark2025, on 11/07/2009, -0/+13Don't buy drinks unless you just want to be a nice guy. A lot of the times girls go to bars and get guys to buy them drinks all night so they don't have to spend any money themselves - they really don't have any intention of doing anything more with you other than to use you. My female friends do it all the time. Meanwhile I have guy friends who buy drinks for an entire table of women and not get so much as a thanks from any of them.
The lesson is: buying girls drinks is like buying insurance in blackjack. It's a sucker move that gets you nothing but a bigger bar tab. - thizzlebot, on 11/07/2009, -0/+12Buying a woman a drink right off the bat is a nice way to show her your a pussy.
- colto, on 11/07/2009, -1/+13Apex is correct. Buying a drink sure as hell doesn't mean you have money. It means you were big enough of a chump to fork over the dough for her. Make her earn it first. Getting women is more about standing out than fitting in. When girls ask me to buy them drinks I usually respond with "Only if you buy me one first" followed by a smile. Stand your ground and be confident without being an ass. If she has any actual interest rather than just trying to bum a drink I guarantee she will stay.
Just be confident. Women love confidence. If later perhaps she has warmed up to you significantly, done something for you, invested time, etc. (a.k.a. actually earned a gift, as that is what a drink is, and you don't just give out random gifts to everyone) then I don't mind buying. Honestly this works 20 times better than buying her a drink. I know plenty of girls who go to the bar with no money specifically to get chumps to buy them drinks all night. - brownbomber, on 11/07/2009, -2/+129 times out of 10 she'll say yes, thank you, talk to you later and walk away. :)
A lot of girls have openly told me that they go stand near the bar and wait for men to buy them drinks. I knew chicks who'd hit clubs constantly and not have to pay a dime for any of their multiple drinks week after week.
I stopped buying girls drinks 10 years ago, and i got plenty of dates... i even got the hottest chick i ever dated, pay for my movie and popcorn on our first date and i didn't spend a dime (we went out for a while and i paid for plenty of stuff later). Anyone who buys girls a drink in this day and age, need to work on their game! - LimeParrot, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9We're in male recession =(
- fwoofles, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9Bitches can buy their own drinks.
- bookelly, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9An ad for Pornhub on Digg? Now I need a drink.
- Apex3, on 11/07/2009, -2/+10Chart fail. There's no reason to buy a girl you're trying to pick up a drink, ever. But I don't feel like going into detail. Not that it's BAD to, but there's never a need for it, and in most cases you'll be better off not.
- theonlywizdum, on 11/07/2009, -0/+6Buying a drink means you HAD money.
- angrytortilla, on 11/07/2009, -1/+6The whole "broke" branch is irrelevant if you've decided to be there, I would wager. Jump straight to "hot yes/no -> slutty yes/no" and that's all the thinkin' you need to do.
- EnderWiggin, on 11/07/2009, -1/+6But what about your b pussy?
- bmiami69, on 11/07/2009, -0/+4limited remember ***** happens
- lukas88, on 11/08/2009, -0/+4Does she seem confused when you call her "shawty?"
-> No. -> Buy her a "drank" - diggdong, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3eye kneed a flow chart to piss
- Averness, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3Continue to buy drinks for women. It reminds them of the old days before the woman's right movement. It's the drink of shame for them. But as you'll see, not many actually see it this deeply, or just don't care, expecting to have it both ways. So bottoms up, there goes her dignity, weather she knows it or not, you just paid for it, and she's drinking it.
- Daerion, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3I've seen a couple of mildly amusing ones here on digg - but this one sucked.
- Moralogic, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3Great pornhub advertisement!
- MrKev150, on 11/07/2009, -1/+3One rule that always worked is...buy her a drink if you make eye contact and she responds positively.
- CeeJayDK, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2Agreed. Buried as Lame.
- lana320, on 11/07/2009, -2/+4With regard to buying drinks for women. was talking to a friend of mine and her husband about the drink-buying phenomenon. He claimed that buying women drinks was a waste of money since they usually turned him down (from his experience pre-marriage). Both of us women said we would definitely talk to a guy if he bought us a drink... which has NEVER happened to us. Mainly because every guy in the bar is going after the "tens" rather than trying out the "sevens".
- CaviMike, on 11/07/2009, -1/+3I hate these stupid flow charts.
- gsm54321, on 11/07/2009, -1/+3I'm actually developing my own algorithm of how much to spend on a girl, based on how many times I have screwed her.
I'm thinking a dollar a lay, so if you bang a girl 20 different times you can treat her to a nice dinner. Going dutch obviously doesn't count this is for where they expect me to pick up the tab. - georgelulu, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2The great physicist Feyman in one of his autobiographies writes that the answer is a no.
- Homerr, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2People still meet in bars?
I met my wife 8 years ago on the internet. - Apex3, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2Yup, exactly, thanks for putting it into words so I didn't have to. Girls are used to people buying drinks for them, you doing so doesn't help you out at all, at least not any more than saying 'hi' would. I also know plenty of girls that go to bars just to get guys to buy drinks for them, and it works, that's a lot of the reason I don't do it.
I've bought drinks for girls twice in my life, one time was just normal, the other time she was just completely taking advantage of it, she was also trying to get me drunk though...but that's a long story. She's also part of the reason I don't. - sierrabravo, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2why is it when some guy punches you for hitting on his (now i know) girlfriend, why does she always call you an ***** when you defend yourself? "You *****! You broke my boyfriend's nose!" "He's your boyfriend?"
- Apex3, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2Read what colto said below. He's exactly right.
- techdever, on 11/07/2009, -1/+2break;
- TwenT4, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1I am confused by the 2 paths from "would you hit it" to "keep drinking".
- ldailey06, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1i looks like a dude
- xero69, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Instead try talking to her in order to show her that you are smarter than the douchebag that came with her to the club. Later you can casually let her know that you mix up a mean (insert name of her favorite drink here) back at your place.
- JediPilot, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Thanks, but in my experience, there is no such thing as "luck."
- LarkStew, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1The big flaw I see in that flowchart is where it says, 'There's a girl standing alone at the bar'.
- Boldor, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1yeah yeah lame chart, the real question is still open: who's that pornstar over the pornhub logo?
- grantmoore3d, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1What if you don't drink?
- inactive, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1metro sexual comedy. Blah
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