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- lukemit, on 07/15/2009, -27/+1279I'm never drinking MGD again. The last time I drank MGD, I ended up blowing chunks... Chunks is my dog.
- roastedbagel, on 07/15/2009, -25/+700I'd leave him too if he drank MGD.
- badqat, on 07/15/2009, -3/+624Sounds like he won when she left!
- vacax, on 07/15/2009, -14/+407Old joke, bad beer.
- borez, on 07/15/2009, -3/+380"She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore"
Quite suprised there was ANY conversation after that. - zzzpoohzzz, on 07/15/2009, -2/+254full joke:
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other...
The first guy says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"
The second goes, "***** that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totalled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!"
The third guy says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my girlfriend left me."
The first guy leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog." - juankovo, on 07/15/2009, -3/+238I asked my wife why she puts on makeup even for simple trips to the store or somewhere we won't even know anyone.
"Because without makeup, I'm so pale I practically look like I'm dead."
"No you don't, because they'll put makeup on you at the funeral home."
*crickets* - jake1337, on 07/15/2009, -4/+230Then shoot the bitch and pick up the glowing green money. It's pretty simple.
- jwhitman89, on 07/15/2009, -14/+220PRO TIP: Don't be a pussy, drink real beer. Also, I banged her after she left you.
- veriix, on 07/15/2009, -2/+168I know right! We're smart enough to buy it online for a lot less.
- Scrappy1850, on 07/15/2009, -1/+154good boy!
- mearom, on 07/15/2009, -7/+147This is so old I recall this from ancesteral memory
- illogik, on 07/15/2009, -3/+128Damn, $65 for makeup? Makes me glad to be a man.
- HALNINETHOUSAND, on 07/15/2009, -9/+108Hehehe...oh the tangled webs we weave.
- inactive, on 07/15/2009, -2/+80Also, she's lying. She's not wearing the makeup to attract _you_.
- Sideshowslob, on 07/15/2009, -1/+78I prefer running them over with cars. I like that splat sound.
- Sewermutt, on 07/15/2009, -8/+80I remember seeing this YEARS ago...
- ryanhayn, on 07/15/2009, -3/+72Haha...the hipsters are burying you.
- frequentFlyer, on 07/15/2009, -3/+69Clearly, you're not married. $65 ain't *****.
- socivitus, on 07/15/2009, -6/+70So this is why mom left, eh dad?
- odnaryperson, on 07/15/2009, -0/+60im afraid so son
- nepidae, on 07/15/2009, -5/+64What is the point of living if you can't have a beer or two?
- rocknog, on 07/15/2009, -1/+58Damn, that's harsh... for piss.
- snagglefoof, on 07/15/2009, -4/+55"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Schralpy, on 07/15/2009, -4/+55Yankee? What are you...still mad about the Revolution or something? Come on now...
- duffduffxx, on 07/15/2009, -4/+54agreed, MGD = piss
- roastedbagel, on 07/15/2009, -4/+43You must be young....or a redneck.
- RobotKeaton, on 07/15/2009, -2/+38Thanks, AcidGrim. Can you tell me what LOL means, too?
- therealdoug, on 10/08/2009, -1/+35MGD is like having sex in a canoe. It's ***** close to water.
Thanks for the joke, Mr. Cleese - SpeedStix, on 07/15/2009, -0/+34You must have very low standards
- pcfx, on 07/15/2009, -2/+34Beer Goggles: They do everything.
- EarlOfLade, on 07/15/2009, -1/+32If there had been a God that loved us and wanted us to drink beer, he would ensured:
1. You didn't get fat from beer
2. No hangover.
3. No blowing chunks, dogs or otherwise.
Now, if we were to talk about weed on the other hand... - Hockey13, on 07/15/2009, -2/+33So...you're really ugly?
- jdames1980, on 07/15/2009, -0/+29drag queen?
- MrFisty, on 07/15/2009, -1/+29Red rocket! Red rocket!
- RealmDown, on 07/15/2009, -0/+28Miller Denuine Graft
- inactive, on 07/16/2009, -0/+27Great story. You must tell it again sometime, but I suggest fleshing out the main characters a little more and expanding on the background and setting, so as to give us more of a sense of the motivation of the protagonist.
- manual, on 07/15/2009, -0/+26either way, that's what the beer is for.
- inactive, on 07/16/2009, -0/+24At least Chunks took the bad taste out of your mouth
- PowderedToasty, on 07/15/2009, -0/+21I like my girlfriend better without makeup, which makes me wonder who she's putting it on for...
- Stolec, on 07/15/2009, -2/+23"If you guys want to wash your hands, there's some MGD left over on the kitchen counter" -True story
- UnFriendlyFire, on 07/15/2009, -2/+23- Ben Franklin
- bfogarty27, on 07/15/2009, -2/+22pabst is better then mgd
worst is miluakes best - transitive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+20so... you're really ugly and a drag queen? or use alot of makeup and live in a hovel?
- wiggles, on 07/15/2009, -0/+19"American *mass market* beer is ***** disgusting"
--There, fixed that for you. - MooseOfReason, on 07/15/2009, -1/+20ancestral
- bobsalt1, on 07/15/2009, -1/+19god wants us to sit in teh basement playing l4d and eating cheetos? YES!
- DAVENP0RT, on 07/15/2009, -0/+18And because she hated you.
- inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+18AND FOR A LIMITED TIME YOU CAN FELLATE THIS DISEASED VAGRANT - FREE OF CHARGE
- jitterbits, on 07/15/2009, -0/+17As a female, I have to guess that either you use a lot of makeup or you live in a hovel.
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