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break.com — How annoying is it when you are talking to a girl and she just insists on mentioning the fact that she has a boyfriend. Makes me so mad.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 25, 2008

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  • brjohnson789, on 04/25/2008, -26/+894I loved the gratuitous dog punt at the end
  • inactive, on 04/25/2008, -19/+705***** you--Whiskey!
  • Alphateam, on 04/25/2008, -16/+647I became single recently. You have no idea how many flirty women with boyfriends go to the bar. I about died watching this.
  • yellowfish04, on 04/25/2008, -42/+537"I have a boyfriend" = "I'm terribly dissatisfied with my current relationship, especially in bed, so please just try a bit harder and I'm all your's tonight"

    seriously, give it a shot
  • smoger, on 04/25/2008, -10/+467psssst.. i'll let you in on a secret. most of them DON'T have boyfriends. they're just telling YOU that.
  • Bacontastic, on 04/25/2008, -5/+406I love how they bleep out "*****" but not "*****".
  • inactive, on 04/25/2008, -17/+352Erec-ted...
  • RioMo, on 04/25/2008, -6/+307I about lost it when he kicked the second dog!!! His little skip was ***** hilarious.
  • DonSlice, on 04/25/2008, -34/+323I liked it better when I (an unknown digger) submitted it. :/
    http://digg.com/comedy/How_NOT_to_Pick_up_Chicks
  • DeskFlyer, on 04/25/2008, -7/+260No, it's "***** YOU!"
  • inactive, on 04/25/2008, -4/+253I believe it. One girl I was dating used to think that as long as something happened at a club/bar, it couldn't count as cheating. Would have been nice if she had told me sooner than let me find out.
  • LogicBomB, on 04/25/2008, -7/+251If she says she has a boyfriend and she goes for you anyway you don't want to date her seriously. Once a cheating bitch, always a cheating bitch, trust me.

    Wrap it, tap it and leave it.
  • LoganVH, on 04/25/2008, -8/+200Better than not knowing she's got a boyfriend while you waste your time thinking she doesn't.
  • ucg1, on 04/25/2008, -3/+172Dugg for him punting the dog of the guy who has nothing to do with the girl.
  • waldo686, on 04/25/2008, -6/+169haha i know the punchline that hes gonna say every time, but i can't stop laughing when its delivered
  • AngelX, on 04/25/2008, -2/+158"I have a boyfriend" (especially that early in the conversation) = "I'm humoring you by being nice, but I think you're ugly and/or creepy, please leave me alone."
    TRUST me.
  • tocsy, on 04/25/2008, -8/+144"***** you."
  • drlha, on 04/25/2008, -14/+149Speaking for the male race, I'd rather have the cold shoulder than 5 mins of talking, then mentioning your boyfriend. If you're not interested in being picked up, don't talk to strangers in bars.
  • alliallialli, on 04/25/2008, -12/+139I do that... It just feels like I ought to mention the boyfriend early on, rather than waiting and getting into an awkward situation...
  • timewarp424, on 04/25/2008, -1/+125Dugg out of pity.
  • smoger, on 04/25/2008, -19/+132your title failed. stop crying.
  • BryanG412, on 04/25/2008, -6/+115that's honestly one of the funniest things i have ever watched, He does what every guy wants to do in those situations
  • Oea420, on 04/25/2008, -2/+99This man speaks the truth.

    I have been in a 'relationship' with a girl that cheated on her then boyfriend with me.

    Guess what? She was a cheating bitch.. karma sucks I guess
  • NecroSexy, on 04/25/2008, -3/+97Beware the prick tease.
  • Spectre77, on 04/25/2008, -1/+87Good to know. On a completely unrelated topic, is that your girlfriend in your profile picture?
  • Ebeach, on 04/25/2008, -0/+81Both dugg for truth. When I was younger and more stupid, I was the 'other man.' A year or two into our relationship, she cheated on me with her now fiance. Karma's not a bitch, shes a ***** whore.
  • IveDefected, on 04/25/2008, -5/+79Who is this comic genius?
  • psykiv, on 04/25/2008, -60/+130Dog Punting ftw!
  • kylejn, on 04/25/2008, -1/+66As a guy, I appreciate finding out early that a girl I'm interested in has a boyfriend.
  • bobartig, on 04/25/2008, -1/+64Remember that study where men couldn't tell if a woman was being friendly or flirty, and that we regularly mistake one for the other?
  • Nougat, on 04/25/2008, -10/+72Here's your answer to that:

    "Where's your boyfriend now? Not here, right?"
  • FanofFilm, on 04/25/2008, -3/+59*Spelling Nazi - Definition Nazi to the rescue!
  • DanBoodro, on 04/25/2008, -5/+58*double dog punt
  • WiLLGT09, on 04/25/2008, -2/+55actually, I hate how they bleep out anything.
  • MikeonTV, on 04/25/2008, -19/+68Bring Back Snuff Box!!
  • SurlyDuff, on 04/25/2008, -2/+51*per se - Grammar Nazi to the rescue!
  • cjvos1, on 04/25/2008, -7/+54Yeah, Rednecks normally have a problem with it.
  • Ikulus, on 04/25/2008, -8/+54Why are you talking to strange men if you already have one?
  • schmitey, on 04/25/2008, -5/+50naw. I'd rather have a good time flirting for a few hours. Then find out, and leave her with the check.
  • evodude, on 04/25/2008, -2/+46I'm going to take no action whatsoever because I don't care!
  • junkwheel, on 04/25/2008, -2/+43Oooh, a girl, lets all reply.
  • yohnstoppable, on 04/25/2008, -0/+40I hate how people bleep out *hit in a way where you can tell what they are saying. Makes the whole censorship thing completely f*cking pointless. Is it not the meaning, but simply HEARING wtf someone says that makes it so bad? Fu*king retarded
  • granolajoe, on 04/25/2008, -8/+48Thanks. The guy that posted his own interpretation above is delusional and/or a rapist
  • Alphateam, on 04/25/2008, -1/+40You mean they just say that because I'm a geek.....damn thanks I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
  • JavertHolmes, on 04/25/2008, -1/+40You're into men that hang around you while you're in a relationship, creepily hoping that you dump your current boyfriend for them at some point?

    1) A man willing to do that isn't kind, but manipulative (it's easy to be the outsider knight in shining armor when you see each other once every couple weeks or so versus living with each other).
    2) A man willing to do that is desperate.
    3) A man willing to do that is dishonest.

    Sorry, I'd rather just go after the women who aren't in a relationship. If it takes another man for a woman to figure out she's in a bad one, I want no part of her.
  • sircomix, on 04/25/2008, -11/+50They feel free to flirt because they have BFs. So they arent FLIRTING persay... just being "friendly."
  • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -2/+41Prepare to have your dog punted.
  • centerblack, on 04/25/2008, -0/+37It's not just that, it's a combination of things...
  • thickdrummer, on 04/25/2008, -0/+37Its Matt Berry. Just about everything he has done has been brilliant. Check out http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1546196/
  • Scratkiller, on 04/25/2008, -4/+40BAXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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