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  • metaknite, on 12/17/2007, -66/+27Let there be innuendo!
    • aceslick911, on 12/17/2007, -17/+106no, in YOU'RE-end-o!!
    • AgentKPB, on 12/17/2007, -33/+9Anal sex doesn't hurt anyways. In fact, she always makes me wipe my junk on her lip after I pull out, so it must taste good too.
      • luizlizard, on 12/17/2007, -5/+3they were referring to the baby genius. you know when she gives birth.
      • trotskyist, on 12/17/2007, -2/+24Excuse me, I'm going to go vomit forever.
  • torrzilla, on 12/17/2007, -37/+609Don't want to scream out in pain? Consider the alternative.

    Most women endure horrible pain during childbirth. When you absolutely have to have sex, consider placing a penis in your mouth as well so you don't make as much noise.
    • KniteWulf, on 12/17/2007, -18/+49Oral sex != vaginal intercouse
    • georgemason01, on 12/17/2007, -39/+23Vagina > Mouth > Ass
      • tcpip4lyfe, on 12/17/2007, -6/+78ASS TO ASS!
        • RpgActioN, on 12/17/2007, -3/+17That was such a great movie.
          • MadOgre, on 12/17/2007, -12/+6No, no it wasn't. It was a masterpiece of suck and the A2A bit was the only good part and the director (douche bag) managed to screw up would have been a very simple shot by just letting the camera roll while the girls worked it. Totally useless.
          • StrangeFamous, on 12/17/2007, -1/+14@MadOgre

            So what you're saying is... you rented it thinking it was a porno, watched the entire thing without realizing that it wasn't a porno, and even now, you still haven't realized that it's not a porno so you think it's necessary to complain about the 2 hours of your life that didn't involve you watching porno.


            Either that, or you're a douchebag yourself (or your sarcasm is undetectable)
          • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -1/+3meh, I thought pi was better. (although he should have gotten somebody that can actually play go...)
          • dshPls, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2The Fountain was crap, Pi will always be my favorite Aronofsky film.
        • diktator279, on 12/17/2007, -2/+72yeah, I loved the Lion King too
        • MarkOfTheDead, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7))=(( Forever.




          (I know, it won't let me use > or < next to each other the other way)
      • paloooz, on 12/17/2007, -6/+33Am I weird for thinking mouth > vagina and no ass?

        /serious question...
        • SteveIsTheDude, on 12/17/2007, -6/+50Ya gotta stick it in her ass at least once a year! Damn.
          • macbookpromat, on 12/17/2007, -3/+10But I dislike the whole thought of ***** on a stick.
          • xutopia, on 12/17/2007, -7/+2The don't do it. No one is forcing you to.
          • EruLabs, on 12/17/2007, -3/+6'cept all of us... oh yeah and your manhood :D
        • zeno60, on 12/17/2007, -9/+7Makes for some great stories to tell the grandkids...
        • absentmindedjwc, on 12/17/2007, -3/+3.... made me say it.. :(

          STICK IT IN TEH POOPER
      • subterfuge, on 12/17/2007, -7/+42i believe georgemason meant "vagina is greater than mouth is greater than ass", not "vagina to mouth to ass"
        so i have to respond: Ass < Mouth < Vagina < Eye socket
        • augied, on 12/17/2007, -2/+21I just threw up a little in my mouth
          • dubloe7, on 12/17/2007, -0/+11i just threw up a little in my pants.
          • GliTCH82, on 12/17/2007, -0/+3You're like, that guy. Don't ask me to explain it, I can't, but just know that.. you're that guy.
        • georgemason01, on 12/17/2007, -3/+2You are correct.
        • mysedai, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4Oh, ocular penetration how I love thee...
        • goldfishey, on 12/17/2007, -0/+3ear trumps all!
    • Hobbes24, on 12/17/2007, -7/+37ok, i in no way want to be offensive to women when i say this, but here's a question i've always had about childbirth, but have been too weary of pissing off the woman i ask it to:

      if childbirth is so unimaginably painfull, how come all other animals don't seem to phased by it?
      • robschraer, on 12/17/2007, -15/+27cus animals are all sluts.......
        • narcofiche, on 12/17/2007, -6/+2Shame you're getting dugged down, dude. I think that's the funniest thing I've read all day.
      • SamuraiPanda, on 12/17/2007, -19/+11They can't remember the pain, neither human women nor animals. Women know its incredibly painful, they remember the FACT it was painful, but are unable to remember the actual pain itself. If they could, who would have more than one kid?
        • MacEnvy, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3I don't know why you're getting dugg down ... there's been research on this, and you're absolutely correct. There are certain biochemical changes that occur during childbirth that preclude the mother from clearly remembering the pain that occurred later on. It's thought to be a defense mechanism so that women will have more than one child despite the pain of childbirth.

          I guess no one else here has read that, but you're absolutely right.
      • ricree, on 12/17/2007, -1/+41IANA biologist, but from what I've heard it is mostly due to the oversized head that humans have even in infancy. I'm not really certain, though, so perhaps someone who knows more about this could elaborate more on the subject.
        • LostnTransition, on 12/17/2007, -2/+9It's called "crowning"
        • InfiniteNothing, on 12/17/2007, -5/+16Not so intelligent design
          • herrshuster, on 12/17/2007, -7/+16"i will greatly increase your pain in childbearing." it wasn't designed that way, it was because of eve's sin
          • Archon810, on 12/17/2007, -8/+5eve as in eveolution?
          • iamafatguy, on 12/17/2007, -3/+3@herrshuster:

            That logical fallacy is known as "post hoc ergo propter hoc", or post hoc rationalization. But thanks for playing!
        • agentstewie, on 12/17/2007, -8/+2InfiniteNothing, that was an ***** awesome answer, and i am not even atheist.
        • ordig, on 12/17/2007, -0/+6Im no expert either but I think your right, it is the price we pay for having large brains.
        • KingBabi, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Read "The Alphabet and the Goddess," it has some neat information on it.
        • TrevorBradley, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1Mothers can take hours to give birth to the head.. The rest is over in less than a minute and looks more like the animal kingdom vids you're thinking of. Children's skulls aren't proportionally that much smaller than adult skulls, compared to the rest of their (much more malleable) body.

          Also, animals often give birth to many tinier young..

          I am not a doctor, but I have been present at two childbirths.
      • Lilitou, on 12/17/2007, -4/+51I trust you've noticed that not all animals are physically constructed in the same way.

        That would be why.
      • chilipeppers4u, on 12/17/2007, -4/+85the "outlet" of the human pelvis became narrower with the switch to bipedalism. the width of the pelvis is a trade off between efficient walking and the possibility of brain damage to the baby/death of the mother during birth. Humans are the only species who's pelvis actually has to stretch during birth (the joint between the two halves of the pelvis doubles in width).
        • AgentKPB, on 12/17/2007, -5/+11For some reason, that really turned me on
        • ayeroxor, on 12/17/2007, -11/+21whose. not the contraction for "who is".
          • chilipeppers4u, on 12/17/2007, -2/+6Yep, You're right. I blame cramming for finals. Digg me down if you want.
          • aywwts4, on 12/17/2007, -3/+15Yeah, ***** you for contributing accurate and well articulated discourse to the debate while including a minor and inconsequential grammatical error.

            ***** off and die you bastard.
        • StickWST, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3I had the Nuss Procedure for my pectus excavatum and I ended up with no pain medication for a while. Broken sternum and ribs plus that metal bar. Then pain is compared to childbirth and it was damn horrible. But If you saw me and somehow didn't know I was a man you'd probably think I was giving birth.
      • vikki77, on 12/17/2007, -3/+31Have any of you ever given birth? I remember exactly how much it hurt, and what the pain felt like, both c-section and natural (with and without drugs). It's not a pain you easily forget, but the outcome is worth it.
        • LostnTransition, on 12/17/2007, -12/+7What about a Cesarean hurts? It's a surgical incision and your on more drugs than most addicts who OD and die.
          • whoaohh, on 12/17/2007, -1/+14The process doesn't hurt, but imagine the recovery after your abdominal muscles and uterus are severed open. You don't realize how much you use your stomach muscles until you're recovering from C-Section.
        • evodude, on 12/17/2007, -1/+10Right, because you immediately recover from surgery. And even if you have one of those freak bodies that takes time to heal, you can just stay constantly high.
        • InfiniteNothing, on 12/17/2007, -3/+2Easy there. The way the user phrased it, it sounded more like birth pain, not post birth pain. You could see how a guy could get confused.
        • bsolidgold, on 12/17/2007, -1/+4I had a kidney stone once... it was the most pain I ever want to endure. Women who have given birth and had kidney stones have told me they'd opt for the baby any day.
          • sabach, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4I've passed 2 stones, first one was bad but only lasted a day. The second was magnitudes worse and lasted 3 days, it was the only time I ever vomited from pain.
      • ilves7, on 12/17/2007, -1/+7its because the human brain is much larger than other animals', therefore the ratio of head to opening is bigger and therefore more painful
      • analogkid01, on 12/17/2007, -13/+5Two reasons: one, humans are unique in that we have emotional reactions to pain. Second, humans are unique in that we watch a lot of television, which is fueled in large part by anything that gets our attention. Watch any birth on any television show or movie - it's either played up for dramatic or comedic purposes. Very rarely will you see a natural (home?) birth in which the birthing parents feel empowered and in control. Women (in the US, at least) who give birth today are culturally conditioned to expect that birth will be nothing but a horrible, traumatic, medical, painful (but ultimately worth it, as Vikki points out) experience that happens *to* them, rather than a natural, normal bodily function that their bodies were built to do. Women in other cultures are "phased" by birth to greater or lesser degrees - women in the US are in the "greater" group due to our collective "wisdom" about birth, which is all kinds of wrong.
      • AntiHegelian, on 12/17/2007, -13/+30Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
        • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -12/+35lol, bible...
          • nastajus, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3I'm going to quote you exactly like that.
        • antiorblkflag9, on 12/17/2007, -2/+2...cool?
        • xaxxon, on 12/17/2007, -17/+2Take your bible ***** elsewhere.
        • reubencm, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7AAAAAHHHHHHH. now it makes sense.
        • Elliuotatar, on 12/17/2007, -1/+3Well then god must have been lying because men don't rule over women anymore except in the middle east.

          Also, lesbians.
      • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+31big head fer thinkin'
        tiny hips fer walkin'
      • alice104, on 12/17/2007, -10/+8I'm a hypnotherapist, and all you need to do is google "hypnobirthing" to find the answer to this question. In short, since pain is detected in the brain, thoughts can amplify or decrease pain. It's the same reason you can injure yourself, but not notice the wound until hours or days later. Your limited conscious attention allows you to be "unaware" of the intensity of the pain in such a way that minimizes its impact.

        Fear and anticipation cause the muscles to contract, which actually makes the pain worse... not to mention in the case of childbirth, it actually makes the vaginal pathway more constricted and difficult for the child to pass through.
        • allhard, on 12/17/2007, -4/+7Just so you know, the reason we are all digging you down is that any somewhat intelligent person knows that hypnotherapy is *****.
          • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+9Hey, it's not *entirely* *****.
            The placebo effect is very real...
          • alice104, on 12/17/2007, -3/+9It's only ***** if you think it's *****. I'm not offended, because I know that negativity, skepticism and cynicism run rampant on this site, as well as in this culture.

            Our society wants you to feel helpless and frightened. That way, they can sell you products, services and drugs you don't really need. The modest fee I collect from my clients is a fraction of what they spend on drugs and "retail therapy" that typically leave them broke and unsatisfied.

            If people really understood how much they could do for themselves, a lot of companies would very quickly find themselves out of business.

            But hey, digg me down and call it *****. It's your life...
        • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+2all you need to do is google "define: quack"
      • hobbitboy2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+10... as I have helped birth a number of animals, most are not enjoying themselves when babies come out of them
      • FadieZ, on 12/17/2007, -4/+2Because some of them lay eggs?
      • goldfishey, on 12/17/2007, -3/+7chillipeppers4u has the correct answer.
        we are designed like a quadraped that stood up. The pelvis rotated and now theres only a narrow birthcanal. Proof to my mind at least that intelligent design is rubbish. That or god was one ***** engineer.
        • Elliuotatar, on 12/17/2007, -0/+3GOD: "I'd like to see you design a better biped!"
          • goldfishey, on 12/18/2007, -0/+1oh thats right, "Its not a bug, its a feature!"
        • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+1heh, that spells quad raped.
      • s0nicfreak, on 12/17/2007, -1/+3Um, have you ever seen an animal give birth? It obviously hurts them as well. And then there's the fact that most animals try to not show pain, because it's an invitation to any predators that see them ("Hey, I'm injured! I'm an easy target, so come and eat me!"), so think about just how much it has to hurt for them to show pain.
    • KaJuN4, on 12/17/2007, -16/+268What's the best part of a blowjob?


      The ten minutes of silence. ZING!
      • Creamedweasel, on 12/17/2007, -7/+144Dude you can't zing your own comment. For shame.
        • jgclark123, on 12/17/2007, -1/+106ZING!
        • LostnTransition, on 12/17/2007, -18/+3I have no intelligent comment, so ZIIIIIIIING x2

          Besides Stewie in family guy ZINGs his own comment so we can to!
        • codered1322, on 12/17/2007, -1/+8That's what she said.
      • FadieZ, on 12/17/2007, -3/+26I can't believe you just zung your own comment.

        EDIT: nvm, creamedweasel beat me to it.

        wait...dude...creamed weasel? Seriously?
        • aussieNickuss, on 12/17/2007, -0/+26"creamedweasel beat me to it"

          creamedweasel left his comment 3 hours before you.
        • Neekolazz, on 12/17/2007, -1/+5I knew I wasn't the only person who noticed that.
        • affanjam, on 12/17/2007, -1/+14maybe he had the window open for 3 hours but didn't comment
        • narcofiche, on 12/17/2007, -2/+8Daylight savings?
      • bonedead, on 12/17/2007, -4/+110 minutes, that sounds ***** boring. 5 tops, I've got games to play and weed to smoke.
    • shifty2, on 12/17/2007, -5/+25I just live by this motto: "Butt sex is wild cuz it don't cause no child"
      • protoopus, on 12/17/2007, -2/+15Doug Stanhope: "Take one in the fanny, save money on a nanny."
      • codered1322, on 12/17/2007, -2/+31"Because it's tighter and more degrading to the woman."
        • Erik1, on 12/17/2007, -0/+18Haha, I dug you up because I was expecting your quote to rhyme like the others, but it definitely did not.
        • masterspeaks, on 12/17/2007, -0/+5I dug you up because you made the most obvious comment ever.
    • mandymae27, on 12/17/2007, -20/+12i like to read digg because i find a lot of what gets dugg interesting, but i have to say, comments like this are extremely offensive and i'm tired of watching this community support them.
      i've been in several tech groups full of men who wonder why there aren't more women in the sector. it's
      because of comments like this. and no one in any of the comment threads ever points this out! i mean this comment has 354 thumbs up when i read it! and to follow it with "What's the best part of a blowjob? The ten minutes of silence." and that has 122 thumbs up?!? it makes me disappointed in what i would normally consider a smart, worthy community. the blatant patriarchy is just gross.

      grow up.
      • monkeyvoodoo, on 12/17/2007, -2/+8At least it's blatant. Wouldn't be funny were it not.
      • adventchild08, on 12/17/2007, -6/+4Wow...way to make the silence that much more appealing.
      • PeteyEks, on 12/17/2007, -3/+2131 thumbs up... ;D
      • reubencm, on 12/17/2007, -3/+1sorry dad
      • DavidGX, on 12/17/2007, -3/+10How about YOU pull the stick from your ass and lighten the ***** up? People aren't going to stop having fun and joking around just because there's some stuck up bitch amongst them.
      • aliceinreality, on 12/17/2007, -6/+7it is pretty sad. but then again, most people who read digg don't have girlfriends/wives/sex, so i suppose they are already paying for that misogyny in real life.
        • MacEnvy, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3My wife disagrees with you. She also thought the comments were funny though, so take that for what it's worth.

          I'd rather spend a longer time trying to find a woman that understands me than have to settle for a humorless bitch who can't take a joke. But that's just me. It worked out, so I'm happy.
      • neutralmind, on 12/17/2007, -1/+6we know a humorous statement when we see one.
      • sabach, on 12/17/2007, -1/+4"What's the best part of a blowjob? The ten minutes of silence." is a line from a rather geeky movie (not only that, delivered by the female lead). Thus it is an important cultural reference.
      • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+1dude, she's hot. is she single?
    • EgaoNoGenki, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1Do doctors forget to put ANESTHESIA on her nowadays?????
    • DemsFTW, on 12/17/2007, -2/+1"My name is Bill Clinton, and I endorsed this message."

      LMAO!
  • TheCaterpillar, on 12/17/2007, -67/+12I think this goes without saying, but NSFW.
    • doshindude, on 12/17/2007, -10/+32What, NSFW being in the title wasn't enough for you?
    • G-RaZoR, on 12/17/2007, -3/+13Who works on a Sunday?
      • Managua8Green, on 12/17/2007, -2/+25Jesus
      • ayeroxor, on 12/17/2007, -2/+10Why don't you ***** drive around your town and notice the majority of businesses are open.
      • gypsynuke, on 12/17/2007, -0/+6Me and my co-workers.
    • raeanin, on 12/17/2007, -1/+3I dont know what part of a 100% censored image is nsfw, but whatever.
  • Devotia, on 12/17/2007, -28/+853But I poop from there!
    • beangawlowski, on 12/17/2007, -9/+386...not right now, you don't!
      • zaii7, on 12/17/2007, -20/+5taking a trip up the old dirt trail are yew
        /old snaggle tooth man voice
      • AceyS, on 12/17/2007, -4/+90Is it gonna hurt??

        Nawwwwwwww
        • TheDarkTipper, on 12/17/2007, -30/+11Alex Albrecht takes it in the ass.
        • iPsyko, on 12/17/2007, -1/+24 comment combo!
        • xero69, on 12/17/2007, -1/+3I thought I was the only one who saw that western porno where the older cowboy comes into the saloon looking for whores but all he finds is a nubile 18 year old with no idea what sex is about. And then he violates her in every orifice. And you guys remember the dialog just as well as I do... classic!
      • tendonut, on 12/17/2007, -2/+15That has been my ringtone for my girlfriend for like 3 years now. What a great video that is.
        • MikeFallopian, on 12/17/2007, -2/+5A true classic. It was nominated for Best Original Screenplay, no?
        • SuperCow1127, on 12/17/2007, -3/+24What video?
          • MikeFallopian, on 12/17/2007, -0/+17A porno from like 5-6 years ago that is frequently compared to Fellini's best work. It takes place in a saloon in the old west. The famous "but I poop from there" line is a touching metaphor for America's lost innocence in the Vietnam era.
          • tendonut, on 12/17/2007, -1/+2I don't know about that...sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
            Or in this case, sometimes a dick in the ass is just a dick in the ass.
      • Archon810, on 12/17/2007, -3/+2and if you do, 1cock1cup?
    • crushfan, on 12/17/2007, -12/+23Isn't it wonderful?
    • swiftekho, on 12/17/2007, -10/+2Not today Johnny
    • momsshizzle, on 12/17/2007, -22/+3That's where I put it in your Mom.
      • doctorfungi, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Your user name is "mon's shizzle", and you come on digg cracking "yo mom" jokes... I'd say "kill yourself", but I think that's a bit of a harsh thing to say to a forth grader.
    • greenblob, on 12/17/2007, -17/+5No pee-pee in the poo-poo.
    • poonaka, on 12/17/2007, -44/+7http://2girls1cup.com
      • howilearned, on 12/17/2007, -5/+11Way to be original/lame.

        You're the kid that is always the last on everything, right? When pogs went out of fashion, you bought your first set. When the pokemon card game went out, you were asking all the kids on the playground if they would play. I bet you asked for a tickle-me-elmo the following Christmas everyone asked for it.
        • KaneElson, on 12/17/2007, -5/+4Ohh no somebody isn't concerned about being "cool". Give him a break, some people probably haven't seen it yet and if you have then just shut up.
          • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+3you do realize we're talking about 2girls1cup, right?
        • poonaka, on 12/20/2007, -1/+1wow you are cool. maybe some day I'll be cool like you.
      • jkarhu24, on 12/17/2007, -6/+2http://shakethatbear.com

        Better?
        • evodude, on 12/17/2007, -1/+3I want to kill them.
        • mysedai, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2Not better, no. I was, however, funnier and more original, so...
          Dugg.
        • MacEnvy, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2That was ***** crazy. Less gross, but way crazier than 2g1c.
      • babybitch78, on 12/17/2007, -1/+0good lord sweetie..you're like that kid who had that huge secret to tell huh? bet the best part of you ran down your momma's leg...
    • LongShlong, on 12/17/2007, -4/+38That's actually concentrated evil and sin being forced out of your anus.
    • wordglue, on 12/17/2007, -7/+34jesus...how many times do I have to repeat this? GIRLS DON'T POOP. PERIOD.
      • LethaLAziE, on 12/17/2007, -8/+2you're right. we bleed instead. every month. ^&*%^$#$%^&*()(&%$#$%^&*(Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • hungryfoolish, on 12/17/2007, -6/+3you havent watched 2 girls 1 cup, haven't right? ;)
  • Uranium118, on 12/17/2007, -33/+7Imageshak going down in 3...2...1...
  • purpmint008, on 12/17/2007, -56/+9LOL
    Alan Greenspan and Ben Bernanke are robbing the people through the Federal Reserve!
    • mciampa1214, on 12/17/2007, -0/+14I know you may think inflation is like taking it in the ass... but that wasn't the best analogy
  • MrM1yagi, on 12/17/2007, -20/+11She looks like a vampire.
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 12/17/2007, -1/+7Good, vampires are smokin' hot.
    • sjbdallas, on 12/17/2007, -1/+2Yeah she does. Anyone have the whole series? Or just pics of her?
    • howilearned, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1She looks like she's enjoying it...
      • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+1well, the image reads "when you absolutely have to have sex" -- if she didn't enjoy it at least a little, she wouldn't have agreed to it in the first place...
  • drukqs, on 12/17/2007, -32/+19anal sex ftw
    • Nupeper, on 12/17/2007, -0/+6how would you know...? unless... I'm so sorry
  • manjy90, on 12/17/2007, -13/+734Mr. Marliani, my 9th grade Health teacher taught us that anal-sex can still lead to babies...as can kissing, touching, or looking.



    Highschool sucked.
    • Lafftermath, on 12/17/2007, -7/+216Yes..

      If you need evidence of a butthole baby, watch the live audience during Mind Of Mencia.
      Or venture to WalMart after dark.
    • Gimpishi, on 12/17/2007, -1/+221Actually, analsex can lead to to babies if you change lanes without signaling after finishing the race. A little cross contamination...
      • ModernMindofM, on 12/17/2007, -0/+8Jesus... that's the funniest thing i've read all day.

        Changing lanes without signaling after finishing the race - Brilliant!
      • Archon810, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4yeah... don't drink and drive.
      • bonedead, on 12/17/2007, -1/+2Haha, what happens if you get their poop in their vagina, doesn't sound good!
    • brad3378, on 12/17/2007, -7/+48about 10% of the women who engage exclusively in unprotected anal sex, (e.g. those trying to avoid getting pregnant), end up pregnant this way each year.
      Source: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=splash%20 ...
      • rumagin, on 12/17/2007, -2/+9no way?
      • datdamonfoo, on 12/17/2007, -8/+7Not true. Show some actual sources. I would predict the chances of pregnancy from external ejaculation must be MUCH lower than 10%.
        • brad3378, on 12/17/2007, -2/+8doubt my source? provide your own.
          • datdamonfoo, on 12/17/2007, -4/+1Nice way to dodge actually showing any sources. But honestly, I don't think anyone has calculated how likely a woman is to get pregnant from semen leaking into the vagina. But the possibility that it is 10% is extremely improbable.
      • xutopia, on 12/17/2007, -2/+5That's ludicrous! It's so hard to get real stats because of what people will admit doing. Don't come up with stats out of your ass like that. There is a true lack of information in regards to sex, don't add to the problem with disinformation.
        • NoStoppingUs, on 12/17/2007, -0/+11pun intended?
        • brad3378, on 12/17/2007, -0/+3I didn't create the source - I only linked to it.
          My main point is that the number shown isn't as important as the knowledge that anal sex is not 100% foolproof at preventing pregnancy.
      • Ozymandias42, on 12/17/2007, -0/+27wait, there's a measurable percentage of women who engage exclusively in unprotected anal sex?
        • brad3378, on 12/17/2007, -1/+2yeah - yet I've rarely been able to find one of these women willing to give it up. *sniffle*
          • nastajus, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1well, it's statistically extrapolated.
          • Elliuotatar, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1I believe the word is "prolapsed"!
      • s0nicfreak, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2About 97% of women lie about their sexual activity.
        • dareNmc, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2and studys show 85% of stats posted online were made up on the spot.
      • bonedead, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2It's ***** like this that makes me glad I get stupid stoned everyday. Anything to make my little guys worse swimmers.
      • mrblonde314, on 01/10/2008, -0/+1Shhh!!! Don't ruin it!
    • Matsky, on 12/17/2007, -2/+24My high school health teacher told us anal was a good way to have sex if the girl was pregnant. That guy was a sicko!
      • nastajus, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3doesn't compress or harm the baby.
        • SLYK, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1and you don't risk pokin' it in the soft spot.
      • george@CASE, on 12/20/2007, -0/+1it's perfectly fine to have vaginal sex during pregnancy.
    • alvinrod, on 12/17/2007, -2/+18Well duh!

      Where else did you think lawyers came from?
  • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -40/+18Why am I a guy AND offended by this? ...Growing up is so much fun.
    • MillionsLivio, on 12/17/2007, -9/+5Panzy.
    • redfox2600, on 12/17/2007, -5/+10Isn't a part of growing up is growing a thick skin so everything in this world won't piss you off? Like that annoying kid in grade school who teased you about your glasses.
      • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -3/+3everything in the world?
        • redfox2600, on 12/17/2007, -1/+4Yes, I been drinking.
          • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -5/+1Oh, well Aa.. Terrorists don't offend me that much... do most people get offended by that?
            (You see, they teased me a lot in grade school.)

          • ordig, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Spot the Fed?
    • hardwickj, on 12/17/2007, -2/+19Hah...when your first daughter turns 16 or 17....then you'll start becoming offended by this :)
      • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -2/+8...and thats why i'm not going to have any daughters...
        • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2ps.. please note sarcasm.
        • subterfuge, on 12/17/2007, -1/+10i thought it was because you're chinese . . . ?
      • xero69, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Hmm let's see...
        Daughter comes home preggers
        VS
        daughter comes home with a sore pooper

        Pooper FTW!
    • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+1because you're a pussy.
  • docjunkie, on 12/17/2007, -24/+7well ladies...what do say?
    • alexiadaisical, on 12/17/2007, -5/+42I say stick something up your own ass.
      • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -3/+5LOL, Mutual, involvement! Every lady should demand it. LOL

        ...go out and buy strap on!
        • alexiadaisical, on 12/17/2007, -3/+1I'm not interested in buttholes.
          • ShugNinx21, on 12/17/2007, -0/+8You should have gone with, "I'm not interested in assholes."
      • Vindexus, on 12/17/2007, -2/+13That made me last so hard.




        I just realized I wrote "last" instead of "laugh", but I think it's funnier if I don't change it.
      • vikki77, on 12/17/2007, -0/+0Thank you! I agree.
      • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1I have always found it kind of interesting how a guy can continually insist on anal sex, as if he has somehow "earned it by now" (
        • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2(stupid > and < ....)
          I have always found it kind of interesting how a guy can continually insist on anal sex, as if he has somehow "earned it by now" (actual quote) or because "everyone's doing it, it's like the new oral", but yet at the same time be *completely* appalled at the thought of being pegged himself (because "that's gay", even if it's a girl with a strapon). Now, I know plenty of girls that are way more OK with taking it up the butt themselves than their boyfriend doing the same; so i'm not saying that it's all because of "male chauvanism" or that we all should go around issuing ultimatums to would-be anal-sex-seekers. I just think it's an interesting little phenomenon...
          • offwithyourtv, on 12/17/2007, -0/+5I'm sure you'll probably get dugg down (and I suppose I will too), but I do agree with you. I always found it odd that so many guys (fortunately not all of them) are so interested in having what is essentially the male-homosexual way of having intercourse, yet they freak out when anyone mentions its inherent gayness. "But..but... it's different when it's with a girl." Yes, because we don't have a prostate for you to aim for and are therefore less likely to enjoy it, whereas men seem to be made for taking it from behind.

            Oh, how the digg boys will hate me for this one. Oh well.
          • babybitch78, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1i gotta agree with both before me.. and I'm one of those girls who are open minded when it comes to this subject..(what? it feels good!) most guys do get squirmy when you attempt to put even a small pinky up around that area..and yet that's where they are supposed to get the most pleasure.. but i guess it is hard to look masculine and enjoy yourself at the same time with your legs in the air waiting to get ***** shoved up your butt or being on all fours..
    • offwithyourtv, on 12/17/2007, -3/+13I say birth control pills FTW.
      • bejayel, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1No way, the shot is WAY better. No period for 3 months, AND its cheaper. Beneficial to both in the relationship.
        • offwithyourtv, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2There are pills that make you go without a period for three months, too. And you're right on about the benefits of that.
  • Tizzikins, on 12/17/2007, -20/+1....Is this an actual ad?

    It's certainly....er....yeah.
    • jmpeagle, on 12/17/2007, -1/+23yes, it is an actual ad. There is a 20 foot tall version on the highway near my house and a full page ad on the back of the Washington Post with this on it.
      /rolls eyes
  • Import98, on 12/17/2007, -16/+121This is definitely something PP should have in their lobby. I mean, once a woman sees this, there really is no arguing.
    • offwithyourtv, on 12/17/2007, -2/+17What arguing was there to begin with? Even if this sign really were displayed in a Planned Parenthood, I doubt it would have much of an effect other than a few laughs. Most women are there to get birth control anyway. Neither anal sex nor children need be involved.
    • mctk, on 12/17/2007, -9/+15Except, of course, Planned Parenthood would not support unprotected sex of any kind. *Many* STD's can be spread through anal sex. Sad to see that this deep into the discussion, only one other person has pointed out that this is clearly fake.

      There is also the clear problem that most women would rather simply go buy a condom than have anal sex, but there I go again, thinking of women as people rather than sex-craved porn slaves...
      • smokewater, on 12/17/2007, -2/+23"only one other person has pointed out that this is clearly fake" Well obviously only one other person is as gullible as you, because I am pretty sure all the rest of us didn't need to be told it was a joke.
      • TrevorBradley, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Just a reminder for digg virgin newbs... buy condoms for anal sex as well. All sorts of lovely diseases can be spread from unprotected sex, regardless of orifice.

        One would think this is incredibly obvious, but this is digg...
    • Archon810, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2"This is definitely something PP should have in their lobby"
      "Hey Louis"
      "Yes Peter?"
      "You said PP"
  • Me1000, on 12/17/2007, -13/+40Mirror for as soon as imageshack goes down!
    http://bayimg.com/PAIoOaABd
  • Albo23, on 12/17/2007, -11/+6Then along came the condom.
  • MaddieCakes, on 12/17/2007, -19/+10Wow, that's awesome. I never thought of that way. That being said, I'm still not putting anything in my butt. Exit Only, Do Not Enter, and One Way are all street signs that would make great tattoos on my fanny.
    • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2Don't knock it till yah try it!
    • KaneElson, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Fanny is a) old and reminds me of something my grandma would say b) means vagina area here.
      • MaddieCakes, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Fanny means vagina where you're from? That would freak me out.
  • FlyKing, on 12/17/2007, -16/+49This thread smells funny
  • compgeek, on 12/17/2007, -14/+3all I have to say is ROFL

    on another note I'm going to hell
  • DivisibleByZero, on 12/17/2007, -12/+381"might be" NSFW? Even the thumbnail was NSFW where I work
    • rnichilo, on 12/17/2007, -34/+5pussy
    • sapo916, on 12/17/2007, -3/+42At my job this is perfectly acceptable, then again I work from home.
      • kalleanka, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1Until you get married of course, at which point you need to start hiding your p0rn
    • liljerk, on 12/17/2007, -3/+34then stop surfing the internet and get your lazy ass back to work.
    • BeyondDGrave, on 12/17/2007, -3/+1I work at work. Interesting...
    • ropers, on 12/17/2007, -2/+1I wouldn't want to work where you work then.
      • DivisibleByZero, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Trust me, I don't want to work there either. Haven't found a suitable replacement yet though.
  • Phantom1045, on 12/17/2007, -14/+99The front door may be locked but the back is always wide open.
  • ellvis, on 12/17/2007, -22/+4i love you planned parenthood
  • purpmint008, on 12/17/2007, -18/+5BTW: It's called Anesthesia!
    • fadeedaf, on 12/17/2007, -2/+41Anesthesia for what? Having a baby or anal sex? If it's for having a baby, it's an Epidural. if it's for the anal, it's called a roofie.
      • xsuite, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3an epidural is a type of anesthetic. Lets not split hairs here....
    • yojiffyskippy, on 12/17/2007, -2/+13Did you mean analsthesia?
    • adventflux, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3Or chloroform.
      • pjdk28, on 12/17/2007, -1/+14best pickup line ever: Hey, does this smell like chloroform?
        • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+1it's "hey, does this damp rag smell like chloroform to you?"
  • augmental, on 12/17/2007, -13/+1They should've used Jenna Haze...buried as lame, heh.
  • BlkGuyAtThePrty, on 12/17/2007, -13/+2gonna go get some fem-anal right now. mmmmmm.
    • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -1/+4fem-anal?
      sounds like some new pharmeucitical
  • Katulus, on 12/17/2007, -15/+2Trademark infringement suit in 3...2...1...
  • diggmeup, on 12/17/2007, -19/+10i can not believe this made it to the front
  • FlyKing, on 12/17/2007, -24/+4You all probably take in in the ***** anyways
  • spamzor, on 12/17/2007, -23/+433It didn't take long for Diggs Pictures to result in porn. I for one welcome our new porn overlords.
  • otakupunk, on 12/17/2007, -25/+124I heard that that if you have anal sex you can still get pregnant... but you have to poop the baby out...
    • MillionsLivio, on 12/17/2007, -13/+2You are watching too much hentai kid (and this is coming from a seinen fan).
    • vervalsing, on 12/17/2007, -4/+68Thank you, George Bush and your abstinence only education.
    • SillyDigger, on 12/17/2007, -0/+17The baby batter™ could drain out and go into the oven.
    • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -4/+4well, you can actually, although it's simply due to stray semen getting into the vagina. It's more common than you'd think actually; something like 10% of women who use "anal only" as a form of birth control will still get pregnant http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=splash%20 ...

      it's not all that mysterious or crazy; this is precisely why "pulling out" is a terrible form of birth control.
    • PunkRampant, on 12/17/2007, -0/+8Like Bono?
  • uziko, on 12/17/2007, -35/+14Anal sex rocks! heterosexual only though, none of that gay *****
    • FlyKing, on 12/17/2007, -12/+21So you like straight men having sex with your ass?
    • Verz, on 12/17/2007, -2/+13You wouldn't be able to tell the difference with your eyes closed.
      • uziko, on 12/17/2007, -5/+3physically that is true, mentally very different however, and sex is 99% mental. i can jack off and it won't be very pleasurable
        i can have an ugly chick jack me off and it will probably be a little more pleasurable, i can have a girl that i think is super hot jack me off and i will probably choot my load onto the cieling
        • goldfishey, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4say it with me - " i before e, except after c"
      • ashmael, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Says someone who's obviously never done it.
  • Abominous, on 12/17/2007, -18/+229Why is it best to wear ribbed condoms during anal sex?

    It gives better traction in the mudd! *rimshot*
    • Fracture98, on 12/17/2007, -7/+29Rimshot?
      • Steve082291, on 12/17/2007, -42/+4In other words...the joke was a miss (not funny). It's a metaphor comparing to a basketball shot
        • Jus2Gud, on 12/17/2007, -1/+34What are you talking about? From wiki "A rimshot is the sound produced by hitting the rim and the head of a drum at once, with a drum stick."
          You've probably seen it on comedy shows or heard it somewhere...
          And the joke was pretty funny, or so I thought...
        • dlightle, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1I've actually heard the basketball metaphor before, too, back when I played. So this isn't unreasonable. Don't take wiki as 100% complete, 100% accurate.

          The joke was funny, though, the *rimshot* was just just a double entendre.
          • datdamonfoo, on 02/26/2008, -0/+0Doesn't matter what you heard. Jus2Gud is correct because that's what a rimshot refers to. And only that.
      • doctorfungi, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Dude, did you just make that up?
    • kweli, on 12/17/2007, -3/+42rimjob
    • datdamonfoo, on 12/17/2007, -0/+32I'm amazed that people didn't know what a rimshot is...
    • ChaosProfessor, on 12/17/2007, -1/+9white guys get them girls to do all kinds of crazy stuff
    • idslite, on 12/17/2007, -3/+1ZIIIIINGGG
    • KaneElson, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2Rimshot while talking about anal sex isn't exactly the image you desire.
    • bonedead, on 12/17/2007, -0/+3What a truly great comment, that I have constructed here for you.
  • Cryoniq, on 12/17/2007, -25/+9Why do I have a feeling most men wouldn't stick a cucumber up their behinds as an alternative? Sex is suppose to be a mutual pleasure. If it hurts in any way for any of the parts and not feeling good, then such sex isn't in any way an alternative.

    Yeah, I am a guy btw.
    • alexiadaisical, on 12/17/2007, -12/+5Well said.
    • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -2/+13So you are saying all good girls should have a strap on?
    • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -1/+5Well, ostensibly I agree with you; sex should be enjoyable for everyone involved.

      But who says anal sex can't be mutually enjoyable?
      • Aramil, on 12/17/2007, -4/+2Well, how many women do you know that enjoy anal sex without first having some sort of complex or psychological disorder?
        • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+3Alot.
        • linkdj, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2As do I. If you do it right, it should be fun for everyone.
        • ashmael, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2My girlfriend? Its all in the technique... if its hurting, you're doing it wrong and should stop.
      • Cryoniq, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1I do not say anal sex can't be mutually enjoyable. In fact I had an encounter with a woman that wanted it and enjoyed it (actually I was young and her request took me by surprise). I am more pointing to that a very high percentage of women do not like it and also think it is painful. While I noticed that many men today actually go around thinking that anal sex is how they seen it in pr0n movies where a girl takes it right up the backdoor and enjoy it at touch and everything is pink fluffy bunnies of pleasure x 100.
        Anal sex can be very nice, but it takes a lot of preparation and attention, not to forget trust.
        • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1ah, well then in that case I couldn't agree more.

          There is a big problem with everyone (guys AND girls) thinking that sex (any sex) is just like it is in the pornos. Porn is not reality, and there is alot going on "backstage" in your typical porno production (lube, warmup, breaks, makeup, lights, acting, etc.) in order to make everything look the way it does.

          So don't go around expecting to just ram a ***** up her ass right after she gives you a quick blowjob and then have her screaming for more (which seems to be the MO in pornos). Also, keep in mind that porn is usually made for a *male* *audience*; there isn't usually much emphasis on getting HER rocks off in the video (just count the female orgasms vs male "money shots" in a porn; and keep in mind most of the female orgasms are "acting"....), and things are usually made to *look* good rather than *feel* good in a porno.
    • linkdj, on 12/17/2007, -1/+5Says the man who has not yet found the pleasures of prostate stimulation!
    • KaneElson, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3I think most guys have masturbated with a bannana or something. It feels great ...
  • crushfan, on 12/17/2007, -11/+3I'm still not convinced.
  • nicolexue, on 12/17/2007, -11/+4The picture is so....
    but safe sex please! I know people on http://www.stdromance.com are regret for this, because they have STD!
  • Lafftermath, on 12/17/2007, -11/+363Take one in the fanny, Save money on a nanny!
    • SilverBack101, on 12/17/2007, -4/+12You, sir, are a poet! I couldn't help but laugh when I read this. Good one!
    • brad3378, on 12/17/2007, -22/+5about 10% of the women who engage exclusively in unprotected anal sex, (e.g. those trying to avoid getting pregnant), end up pregnant this way each year.
      Source: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=splash%20 ...
    • Roblodocus, on 12/17/2007, -0/+18Up the rectum, doesn't affect 'em....

      One in the bum, no harm done?
    • ZeMeisterstuck, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1One?
      But why stop there? Two can pull her hair.
    • stotty, on 12/17/2007, -1/+17Um, you know in most of the other World's English speaking countries, fanny=vagina. That's why we always laugh when you guys talk about your fanny packs and stuff.
      • monkeyvoodoo, on 12/17/2007, -0/+3O_o
      • reubencm, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7yea i agree, i read that comment and was like hmmmmm no not really
    • druciferre, on 01/06/2008, -0/+1Your user-name is rather fitting to your comment. I personally thought your comment was funnier than the picture and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
  • MillionsLivio, on 12/17/2007, -9/+124It only hurts if you do it wrong.
    • alexiadaisical, on 12/17/2007, -42/+4It IS wrong.
      • MillionsLivio, on 12/17/2007, -1/+19No, it's not, that is just what your religion tells you, one that I do not follow. If you dislike it for other reasons you have either never tried it or did it wrong.
        • alexiadaisical, on 12/17/2007, -8/+3I'm an atheist who disagrees with getting ***** anywhere on my partner during a sex act. I shouldn't have said "it's wrong," I should have said that it's my personal preference.
          • ShugNinx21, on 12/17/2007, -1/+12You've been going out of you way all through the comments making sure to point out to everyone that you do not like anal. Are you sure you don't like it?
          • trogdoor, on 12/17/2007, -2/+1They're supposed to clean first... for your sake I hope the reason you don't know that is INexperience.
          • babybitch78, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2you really should poop first.. and maybe shower after.. your partner does shower before you go down on her right? if not you're tasting her urine too.. in case you didn't know..
        • thesonofdarwin, on 12/17/2007, -1/+10To quote MillionsLivio, if you are getting anything on you from the act, you are doing it wrong. Of course doing it right takes more time than just slapping a condom on and entering whatever hole you prefer.
        • Timbertron3000, on 12/17/2007, -4/+3Dude, when did religion come into play?
          I might not like something, but the last time I checked the box, it said Durex, not Book of Acts.
      • MadOgre, on 12/17/2007, -1/+3She said he likes it.
    • Killwize, on 12/17/2007, -2/+22Actually I think you hit the nail on the head. ...Plus no one likes ***** dick!
      • Ozymandias42, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7Please don't bring metaphors about hitting nails on the head into this conversation.
    • sestalker, on 12/17/2007, -7/+9I was just about to post the same thing. If it hurts, you're doing it wrong. No its not wrong. Try telling that to her. She'll laugh in your face and go looking for someone else. She Likes it. She Wants it. If she says shes not into it than she's either lying or missing out.
      • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -3/+6if she says she's not into it then it's rape.

        some women enjoy it, others don't. To say that ALL women want it is even more ignorant than saying it's always painful.
    • MikeFallopian, on 12/17/2007, -12/+3If she isn't hurting, you ARE doing it wrong.
    • rootneg2, on 12/17/2007, -0/+19two words:
      lube
      fingers
    • chix0r, on 12/17/2007, -6/+1True, but its incredibly uncomfortable nonetheless.
  • zacpol, on 12/17/2007, -12/+7If this is real, then words can not come close to expressing my roffleness
    • cornswalled, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Planned Parenthood never was "classy" you know.
  • omgstfu, on 12/17/2007, -26/+36This ad was paid for by the Republican National Committee.
  • dplawrance, on 12/17/2007, -41/+8It's not a PPFA ad. It's fake, and it is offensive.
    • XxbladesfirexX, on 12/17/2007, -7/+18So is your face, but we still have to look at it.
      Oh wait, I don't!
      /internet ftw
    • mcmlxxii, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2If you take it at face value it suggest that it is a woman's sole responsibility: a) to endure pain if necessary simply to please another (and I'm not saying some women don't love it - but that's not how it's portrayed here) and b) not to get pregnant. I alway thought that pleasuring your partner was a pretty major part of great sex..... So I'm with dplawrance here.
    • cornswalled, on 12/17/2007, -2/+1What makes you think it's fake? These are the guys who pass out condoms at middle schools and want 12 year olds to be be able to get abortions without their parents knowing. I wouldn't put crap like this past them.
  • voidarrow, on 12/17/2007, -20/+4all of these comments are as ghey as buttsecks
  • edzilla, on 12/17/2007, -5/+62"I'm sorry baby, I don't have any condoms. But you know, I saw this Planned Parenthood ad, you, I think they are actually right!!"
  • Zihuatanejo, on 12/17/2007, -75/+524Think anal sex hurts? No one cares what you think, you're a woman.
    • PatoLucas, on 12/17/2007, -19/+109Buried for inacurate, women don't think
      Just kidding :)
      • Daggity, on 12/17/2007, -5/+49No you're not. :D
      • babybitch78, on 12/17/2007, -2/+0this is coming from a guy who gets the most action from his left or right and thinks he'll find a meaningful relationship on myspace.
    • stotty, on 12/17/2007, -19/+5Oh dear, Digg is over-run with immature 13 year olds who actually think you're worth digging.
      • Daedalus17, on 12/17/2007, -4/+2You just noticed this?
      • doctorfungi, on 12/17/2007, -1/+8No, but apparently it is overrun with self-absorbed pricks who feel they are above everyone else. This is despite the fact that if they used their brain for one ***** micro-second they would realize that they don't actually mean *****, and that they aren't actually the center of everyone's thoughts.
        • rootneg2, on 12/18/2007, -0/+2self-referential post is self-referential?
    • Janv1er, on 12/17/2007, -15/+11No wonder you guys are still virgins :D
      (digg down imminent)
      • RaptorNv25, on 12/17/2007, -1/+4Speak for yourself. Women like hearing stuff like this.
        • rootneg2, on 12/18/2007, -0/+1It's one thing to be called a "slut" and "your dirty little whore" in bed during sex. (who doesn't like a little dirty talk..?)
          It's an entirely different matter when you're treated like a brainless sex toy in everyday interaction.
      • bonedead, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2Yeah I'm all about treating women as inferior. That way when you do the slightest bit of good, you appear to be angelic, even godlike.
        • RaptorNv25, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1We aren't treating them inferior. They "are" inferior. (physically and mentally)
  • Hortinstein, on 12/17/2007, -5/+50i find that picture hard to fap to
    • mattwalton56, on 12/17/2007, -8/+9I don't.
    • Farceur318, on 12/17/2007, -1/+19Try harder, man! Give it all you got! We can do this!
    • hulez, on 12/17/2007, -3/+1***** OR GTFO - thats why i can't fap to it
      • nastajus, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1so if we invert the censored area you'd be in blissful heaven?
    • KillerStone, on 12/17/2007, -1/+12Can't you all go back to 4chan yet?
  • TheAmbushAhead, on 12/17/2007, -5/+203I put on my robe and wizard hat...
    • StrangeFamous, on 12/17/2007, -8/+3I put on my lube and jimmy hat...
    • DisposableMike, on 12/17/2007, -2/+3It's ok TheAmushAhead, I got your reference, and I'm guessing there are many more who do too..
    • GOJOE, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4I logged in to digg you up on that excellent bash comment
      • bonedead, on 12/17/2007, -1/+1Because everything on Bash, originated on Bash.
        • JenadaeXX, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1actually everything from Bash originates from IRC and is then submitted to bash.
          • shawnz, on 12/18/2007, -0/+2curious side note, i don't know the meaning of sarcasm
  • NoRCoN, on 12/17/2007, -1/+87I saw the picture. It was funny. Then, I came back to the comments page to see what you guys were saying about it. I was greeted with a nice little ad at the top of the page saying "Digg Images is brought to you by Intel."

    So, am I to believe that Intel is fully behind anal sex (no pun intended)?
    • rodrigorules, on 12/17/2007, -13/+0lol and it should say "ARE" not "IS" silly ad
      • NoRCoN, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7No, I'm fairly certain that "Digg Images" can be considered one entity. Therefore, the use of "is" is the correct way.

        Much like the sentence "The Simpsons is a funny cartoon." You would not say "The Simpsons are a funny cartoon." Even thought "Simpsons" is plural, "The Simpsons" are considered to be a singular entity.

        Or were you referring to "Intel is fully behind?" In that case, I'm not so sure. Subject/verb agreement was so long ago...
        • Karmavs, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2In reference to "Intel is fully behind" - in the US (and most other places) use 'is', in the UK, use 'are'.
    • bradtothebone, on 12/17/2007, -0/+72Intel Inside?
    • Timbertron3000, on 12/17/2007, -0/+31hmm... So THATS what the southbridge is...
    • keltin, on 12/17/2007, -2/+4They are definitely 'behind' it!
  • GeneralKickass, on 12/17/2007, -27/+8When you absolutely have to have sex and there is no contraception around, don't have sex you sex-crazed moron.
  • lhbaker, on 12/17/2007, -3/+41Damn. Wife's on the pill.
    • weloveronpaul, on 12/17/2007, -0/+17Anal sex is cheaper...
    • datdamonfoo, on 12/17/2007, -2/+24When the red river is flowing, take the dirt highway.
      • BladeMelbourne, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1When the red is in front of the pink, go for the brown. Best said at a snooker table ;-)
    • karlhouser, on 12/17/2007, -2/+6You know the old saying.
      "Drug Her"
    • Retain81, on 12/17/2007, -1/+0Suppository?
    • reubencm, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4damn. Wife.
    • mynameiscece, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1Smart Woman!
  • bananaspiders, on 12/17/2007, -13/+2This is so inappropriate i cant believe it made the front page. Funny though... so... dugg.
  • airencracken, on 12/17/2007, -20/+6Up the bum, no babies. As an English friend of mine says.
    • fivestarsoul, on 12/17/2007, -1/+17how witty of him. my american friend says the same thing but instead of bum, he says ass.
    • jjacksonRIAB, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4How about up the bum and you're free to come?
  • coffee200am, on 12/17/2007, -0/+2YAY!!!
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