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- Eminemdrdre00, on 12/07/2008, -11/+1498I clicked "watch in HD" and I... jizzed in my pants.
- Totalsam, on 12/07/2008, -11/+846Goddamn this catchy tune.
- AlexPod, on 12/07/2008, -17/+740Best thing since Dick In A Box.
- thewhiteshadow, on 12/07/2008, -22/+608I went to Digg this video and I....jizzed in my pants.
- diggpoop, on 12/07/2008, -8/+417Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
- Xihix, on 12/07/2008, -6/+385I just noticed Justin Timberlake, and I...
- Randomjob, on 12/07/2008, -9/+377Mmm...Jamie Lynn Sigler
- Shabow, on 12/07/2008, -2/+364I read your comment and I...jizzed in my pants.
- spamftw, on 12/07/2008, -11/+339incredible.didn't notice it until I watched in HD, but the janitor in the Grocery Store is definatly Justin Timberlake.
dugg - Ardy, on 12/08/2008, -5/+302HOLY ***** EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES FOR INCOMING ONSLAUGHT OF PARODY VIDEOS
- RmaS, on 12/08/2008, -3/+293Holy God, I don't believe this was on TV.
- sockpuppets, on 12/08/2008, -1/+283put your dick in a box?
- Winkythecat, on 12/07/2008, -11/+288"I sawr a film and it was a horror film"
Diggin' the accents - GoKings, on 12/08/2008, -7/+275To be fair if I saw Jamie Lynn Sigler at the counter like that I would jizz in my pants too...
- ReeferChiefer42, on 12/08/2008, -5/+239I'm going to post all the lyrics so we don't have ~500 comments quoting the video we all just watched:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apoligise, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change
(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque
Last week - I sawr a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) - inactive, on 12/08/2008, -3/+229saved a bunch of money on your car insurance?
- Miamisun, on 12/08/2008, -5/+227Justin Timberlake's music does not impress me much but this guy has a hell of a sense of humor. So much for me labeling him a flash in the pan and someone whose 15 min of fame will end soon back when he was in N'Sync.
- Xihix, on 12/07/2008, -4/+198I replied to your comment to make a wittier comment and I... jizzed in my pants.
- viewdrix, on 12/07/2008, -10/+170I was crying from laughing when I saw this on TV. I've watched it about a dozen times in the last two hours.
Also glad to see Jorma (writer on SNL/Kevin from Hot Rod/Lonely Island member) get a huge chunk of screentime. His facial contortions in this video alone will hopefully earn him a featured player spot. And nice to see Akiva (Digital Short director/Lonely Island guy) and Justin Timberlake cameos. - hawk0168, on 12/08/2008, -2/+157He's bringing mopping back
- dstruktNine, on 12/07/2008, -9/+150Direct link to watch in HD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&fmt ... - kiiwii, on 12/07/2008, -1/+139I don't know what's worse, walking around singing "jizz in my pants" or "dick in a box" ...
- contradictator, on 12/08/2008, -4/+129..made a note here: huge success?
- Scopalamine, on 12/08/2008, -2/+120damn you turtle
- ligyron, on 12/08/2008, -4/+121accidentally your pants?
- newsound6, on 12/08/2008, -1/+117I also find it hard to admit that Justin Timberlake does not suck.
- JasonAdams13, on 12/08/2008, -7/+113I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and I
JIZZED
IN
MY
PANTS - SolarUpNote, on 12/08/2008, -3/+100Got Rick Rolled and I...
JIZZED
IN
MY
PANTS - inactive, on 12/08/2008, -10/+106Just saw MrBabyMan get shot and I.....Jizzed in my Pants.
- imakecomments, on 12/08/2008, -0/+92Here you go: http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/
- dtraneighty8, on 12/08/2008, -4/+91Dugg for rhyming "film" with "film".
- stickstickly, on 12/08/2008, -3/+89got trampled to death at wal-mart?
- TorkX, on 12/08/2008, -2/+88Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt.
- ahoyhoy, on 12/08/2008, -1/+86Submitted a screenshot of this thread to Digg?
- fredtheman, on 12/07/2008, -11/+96Freaking hilarious! Gotta love the "O" faces
- cyrix, on 12/08/2008, -3/+84I tried to think up a funny comment to follow these but was drawing a blank. I mean most of the ideas I had were pretty lame, and just saying I read comments then jizzed in my pants didn't seem right since KibblesnBitts said it already and I didn't want to just blatantly copy his comment. That'd be stupid and wouldn't be amusing at all. Instead I decided to explain why my comment isn't really funny and I....jizzed in my pants.
- staffell, on 12/08/2008, -3/+83No baldboy, no.
- jacktheripperr, on 12/08/2008, -1/+80pulled a new internet meme out of your ass?
- MicrosoftAccess, on 12/08/2008, -4/+83I was.. jizzed in my pants
- longcat99, on 12/08/2008, -3/+82This is so good! Love the outfits and sunglasses.. and it's a really good tune too. Very well made! if only all of SNL were up to the standards of the digital shorts I would watch it a lot more.
- carl25, on 12/08/2008, -4/+76yea i noticed hd was really damn good on this video
- MisterGnome, on 06/13/2009, -1/+73ate a wheat thin?
- BlaqReaper, on 12/08/2008, -1/+70bought a go-kart?
- ToastPop, on 04/17/2009, -4/+70Thanks, it was much faster for me to scroll through the comments looking for a kind soul like you to post this link instead of just clicking "watch in HD" on the video.
- inactive, on 12/08/2008, -1/+65***** you two of my friends when they....jizzed in my pants
- Oniobn, on 12/08/2008, -20/+84Seriously...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 - inactive, on 12/08/2008, -8/+70Whoever the agent for Jamie Lynn Seigler is he/she needs to be given a raise. Entourage, How I Met Your Mother, and now Jizz in Your Pants. It helps she looks frickn hot now
- beldenge, on 12/08/2008, -0/+61I saw you jizz in your pants and I...jizzed in my pants.
- Tishiablo, on 12/08/2008, -4/+64definitely didn't jizz in your pants
- xOKxWhy, on 12/08/2008, -1/+58the whole pants?
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