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Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment

theonion.com — Bacon and spreadable veal helped the up-and-comer best Big Three standards salsa and mayonnaise for the first time.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 6, 2009

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  • deathfix, on 07/06/2009, -0/+53I believed the article title before realizing it's from The Onion.
  • BrownManUPS, on 07/06/2009, -5/+35Dugg for bacon.
  • AmyVernon, on 07/06/2009, -6/+27OMG. I wish this weren't the onion.
  • spookyttws, on 07/06/2009, -0/+20I know it's the Onion, but amongst Diggers it wouldn't be so far out to believe bacon is up there.
  • nepidae, on 07/06/2009, -1/+17In 2006 it may have been a joke article, but it probably is true now.
  • Eurynom0s, on 07/06/2009, -0/+11I'd like some onion with my meat...
  • AndrewDB, on 07/06/2009, -1/+12Make this article even better: http://bacolicio.us/http://www.theonion.com/conten ...
  • rajun50, on 07/06/2009, -0/+9That's what she said.
  • Mushroomer25, on 07/06/2009, -2/+11God bless you meat. You're better than any other food, condement, AND beverage.
  • lamiaconfitor, on 07/06/2009, -2/+10That spreadable veal tastes awesome. See also; baconaise!
  • MastaQ, on 07/06/2009, -1/+8Dugg for digging for bacon.
  • MatzahMan, on 07/06/2009, -0/+7Bacon + Onion = awesome burgers
  • eightball93, on 07/06/2009, -1/+7America ***** Yeah!
  • foofightrs777, on 07/06/2009, -0/+5Spreadable veal.....this needs to be invented for real.
  • inactive, on 07/06/2009, -0/+5yup
  • Kajman, on 07/06/2009, -1/+5I didn't realize it was the Onion until after I read the article, then read this comment... I am ashamed :(
  • neillawson, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3Yes.
  • nullcodes, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3Actually you know what .. beef jerky shredded into tiny pieces wouldn't be a bad condiment. The Onion may be onto something .. just like when they invented the Gilette Fusion razor.
  • nichiplechle, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3dont worry, u are not the only one who comments and read the comments before reading the article
  • BottledViolence, on 07/06/2009, -1/+4In a perfect world...
  • noirbass, on 07/06/2009, -2/+5*****, I didn't realize it was the onion untill like halfway in.
  • FGDave, on 07/06/2009, -1/+4Dugg for veal jell-o.
  • shadowblade989, on 07/06/2009, -1/+4mmmm.....bacon
  • Treason, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3good one
  • KMye, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3Squeeze-bottle chicken, patés, etc. in America actually sounds like a multi-million dollar idea to me...
  • Zizhou, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3For an enhanced, bacon-y reading experience, try this: http://bacolicio.us/http://www.theonion.com/conten ...
  • Goombellaofgoom, on 07/06/2009, -1/+4They would like it if they were allowed to have it. Same thing for Jews.
  • deathfix, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3Just when I thought the article couldn't get any more delicious...
  • nichiplechle, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3muslims too
  • salinungatha, on 07/06/2009, -0/+3"Mustard is no good without roast beef" Chico Marx
  • smord, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2This article is just under three years old, so just imagine what the rankings are now!
  • raptorlightning, on 07/06/2009, -1/+3Dugg for Onion.
  • zagatbuzz, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2Only the Onion!!
  • threon, on 07/06/2009, -1/+3I'd like a meaty drink with my meat covered meat. Maybe a cow-co-cola.
  • benroy, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2I hate that this is an Onion article. I was really looking forward to picking up some spreadable veal. I guess I can make my own, I have a food processor. And if I can't find veal I can use foie gras. It's win-win.
  • DrSnugglebunny, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2I got Onioned again too. Too believable- and too funny.
  • iheartwurdz, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2i wish this was true, it would be a sign we're finally heading in the right direction as a country
  • protodon, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2Lamb gets no love in the states but I eat it with everything these days!
  • Takfam, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2I know it's The Onion, but it reminds me of a trip to Kansas City when I realized that at BBQ restaurants, you can get whatever meat you're ordering with a side of burnt ends.

    Meat with a side of meat. There is a God, and he smiles upon the land of Boulevard beer (now if only he'd smile at the Chiefs once in awhile).
  • basickly, on 07/06/2009, -0/+2Where can I get some gelatinous pork orbs?
  • joejitsu, on 07/06/2009, -4/+5Am I the only person who doesn't like bacon?
  • cyrix, on 07/06/2009, -0/+1Add me to the statistic as well.

    And upnortherik: You've never heard of beef pate? Spreadable meat baby. http://www.recipezaar.com/Beef-Pate-171601
  • joejitsu, on 07/06/2009, -0/+1There is turkey bacon...
  • perrym, on 07/07/2009, -0/+1wow, you didnt notice it was theonion.com?

    i feel sorry for you.
  • juliekin, on 07/07/2009, -0/+1I almost booked a flight out of the country.
  • sndream, on 07/06/2009, -2/+3The scare thing is that I find The Onion have much better journalism than CNN and faux.

    Baconnaise anyone?
  • WackAudio, on 07/06/2009, -0/+1good thing it's not true I was grossed out for a second
  • LADIESCREVICE, on 07/06/2009, -1/+2Until the part about Baskin Robbins and JELL-O, I didn't realize this was an Onion article
  • RandomGorilla, on 07/06/2009, -0/+1That sounds like something that could become a popular DnD monster. Slay it and you're awash in bacon.
  • upnortherik, on 07/06/2009, -0/+1Spreadable veal didn't give it away? Yea, me neither.
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