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..................................., - Davoidbot, on 08/19/2008, -6/+818Fool, everyone knows that tomatoes evolve into carrots.
- Divals, on 08/19/2008, -12/+742Yup, this is satire. The girl who I want to be my girlfriend (long complicated story you don't really need or probably want to hear) is from Knoxville, and she says this guy is a regular writer who makes fun of creationists and so on. No need to worry, go on with your lives.
- benroy, on 08/19/2008, -7/+619Full article.
http://infoharp.com/2008/05/10/why-evolution-shoul ...
The denotational poster aspect is completely unnecessary. - Kali075, on 08/19/2008, -4/+380You have to get it to level it to 32 before it evolves
- xkingADROCKx, on 08/19/2008, -10/+372ASCII what you did there!
- theguesser10, on 08/19/2008, -19/+349I was sure I'd evolve a vagina on my leg. And sadly that day never came....
- Danby123, on 08/19/2008, -2/+322I actually would love to hear about the long complicated story with your girlfriend. I imagine it could be a learning experience for all of us.
- inactive, on 08/19/2008, -1/+297They 'met' on facebook, and have changed their relationship status to "it's complicated..."
- nymphetamine, on 08/19/2008, -2/+284Why would you want one on your leg? I'd rather have one on my hand. You know... so I can slap people with my hand vagina.
- Danby123, on 08/19/2008, -3/+233Elaborate please. You don't have the means, you say? Like financial problems? Or too busy with work?
And are you friends with benefits? Is that what you're going at with the yet thing and say that you're really infatuated?
Just ask her out. The longer you think about it the chances of her getting bored or overthink things. Means can be overcome by the force of love, man. Go for it.
I want a full report after you do. Call her right now. And hurry, cause I can't stay up all night. Would you like me to call her for you? I could definately do that favor for you if you feel to nervous. Friends stick together. You might be thinking "friends? You're just a random dude. I don't know you!" But yes, we are friends. Because on Digg.com, we are a family. Yep. Although some of us may disagree at times, we are all together in this and I don't want you or anyone to ever forget that. Okay. before I get too emotional I want you to call her up.
I'll be waiting right here. - chillwill54, on 08/19/2008, -0/+208and then what happened?!
- BXRWXR, on 08/19/2008, -2/+208I would like a vagina on my penis...
- JDoorjam, on 08/19/2008, -5/+191............................................________
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Admit it: best ASCII handgina you've seen today. - ssavoy, on 08/19/2008, -0/+185Relationship Advice:
Just one of the many services the Digg family can provide... - keepinithamsta, on 08/19/2008, -2/+179Can I date her then?
- shutaro, on 08/19/2008, -4/+174handgina?
- Divals, on 08/19/2008, -6/+175Er, well, she's not my girlfriend (yet?)... and it's not really all that exciting for people who aren't me and her. It's by no means a unique situation, we're just exceptionally infatuated with each other and don't have the means to get together at this time.
- Issius, on 08/19/2008, -3/+157Do tell do tell! *sits down and eyes light up*
- TheTaoOfBill, on 08/19/2008, -0/+149My tomatoes evolved into watermelons! Shortly after I used them to defeat the water gym leader!
- jasonahoule, on 08/19/2008, -9/+157Knoxville, that explains everything.
- Davoidbot, on 08/19/2008, -0/+144You're a scientist!?!
- Sharkky, on 08/19/2008, -1/+131She's probably involved with someone else. Most likely, she's having relationship problems with Dude B and Dude A was there to provide the shoulder to cry on. In her emotional state she develops feelings for Dude A and a promise of a new way of life without the "drama" she's having to endure with Dude B.
Don't do it Divals, she's a whore (in a manner of speaking). She'll tire of you eventually and repeat the process all over again.
This is my theory, and if I'm incorrect, I apologize. - browe07, on 08/19/2008, -1/+121Only those with true faith can see the watermelons.
- Divals, on 08/20/2008, -0/+114All right, for all the people prying into my pseudo-love-life...
She's not underage (she's 19 and I'm 23), she isn't dating anyone else (though she's still friends with her ex), and the reason we aren't dating right now is that she lives eight hours away. She has told me flat-out that she doesn't want long distance, which I can empathize with since long-distance SUCKS, but she's also told me that if it weren't for the distance she would date me in a heartbeat because I seem 'amazing,' though I find that part rather hard to believe.
Did I miss anything? - LeonHRodriguez, on 08/19/2008, -1/+113TOMATO is evolving!
TOMATO evolved into WATERMELON! - WiretapStudios, on 08/19/2008, -3/+102Seriously though, I'll tell her to give you a call before she leaves my apartment later.
- Scrappy1850, on 08/19/2008, -2/+101my handgina would be way too busy doing other things to have time to slap people.
- ryanknapper, on 08/19/2008, -2/+98Poe's Law.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe ... - affanjam, on 08/19/2008, -1/+94Suckers in the friend-zone, aren't you?
- CobaltBlue, on 08/19/2008, -1/+92My tomatoes evolve into catsup.
- luke374, on 08/19/2008, -0/+91C'mon Divals! I've been refreshing this page for the last 15 minutes, fill us in!
- Aethirig, on 08/19/2008, -2/+91I won't dignify that with an ANSI
- Flashtone, on 08/19/2008, -6/+94This better be sarcasm..
or i might need another face palm. - askantik, on 08/19/2008, -7/+80Since when do you have to be an atheist to believe in evolution? And furthermore, why do some people on Digg think that all scientists are atheists? Fundamentalists of any kind should not be used to stereotype everyone. Doing so makes you as close-minded as the people you make fun of.
- dafragsta, on 08/19/2008, -3/+74What did the hand vagina say to the face?
- minorgods, on 08/19/2008, -1/+72Thanks for that. Especially liked the comment the creationist posted calling the writer a dumbass... hah
- jellygraph, on 08/19/2008, -0/+71I hope age is not the issue.
Or you will need to sit over there and wait a few years - WiretapStudios, on 08/19/2008, -1/+70I tried to grow a vagina on my hip...you know...to make a little money on the side.
*rimshot* - lilSears, on 08/19/2008, -1/+68People then could really screw with your mind.
- Ramble, on 08/19/2008, -4/+71Wow, an internet stalker caught in the action.
- SpeedStix, on 08/19/2008, -0/+65I think she pressed B to cancel it.
- jmas9, on 08/19/2008, -2/+67For whatever reason, I couldn't help reading that article in anything but a southern accent in my head. Did that happen to anyone else?
- inactive, on 08/19/2008, -4/+69First time i have seen this used properly...
Congratulations - Divals, on 08/20/2008, -0/+63JasonHaley - Yes. I'm not a big fan of long distance, but for her... it'd definitely be worth it. And she knows I'm willing.
Devila2208 - It started out as an internet friendship, actually. But after about a month we started talking on the phone, and we clicked like I haven't clicked with anyone since my ex-fiancee... She is in college, but she also is from the Knoxville area originally. I'd like to move down there once I'm done with college, but Tennessee is one of those states where my degree would be utterly useless. - Klowner, on 08/19/2008, -2/+64@dafragsta *ssshmplorrp*
- bernierm, on 08/19/2008, -6/+68The girl who I want to be my girlfriend = The girl I am stalking
- Lunsar2, on 08/19/2008, -3/+65sigh....**face vagina**
- inactive, on 08/19/2008, -8/+67The problem with evolution is that it requires a leap of logic to comprehend... most people are sadly just not capable of that leap.
- Lhandroval, on 08/19/2008, -20/+79Maybe this would be a little funny if this wasn't such an obvious fake.
Seriously, people, not all religious people are like this. -
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