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- Gillos, on 06/26/2008, -31/+945OMG! That is so true! That is just like the sex I have in real life... with my girlfriend... when we have sex... when we... we...
OH GOD I'M A VIRGIN! I can't keep up this lie any more........... *sob* - morocka, on 06/25/2008, -10/+613in real life he would have kept his socks on... :-)
- cobophers, on 06/26/2008, -9/+575Ahh yeah, that’s right baby
Girl, tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know baby?
Cuz its Wednesday, and Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Tuesday night is the night that we go and visit your mother, but
Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Cuz everything is just right, conditions are perfect.
There's nothing good on TV, conditions are perfect.
You lean in close and say something sexy like " I might go to bed I've
got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're tryin to say "Ooh yeah, it's business time, it's business time." - AEastep, on 06/26/2008, -12/+487don't crush my penis, don't crush my penis, don't crush my penis
- feshmania, on 06/26/2008, -39/+499is anyone tired of diggers stereotyping diggers as being incapable of obtaining sex?
- awesometastic1, on 06/25/2008, -59/+448realistic digger sex scene = masturbating to lesbian porn in mother's basement. ;-)
- RagnabroK, on 06/26/2008, -3/+222They forgot about the guy getting his elbow/hand on her hair, thus pulling it.
- rugabug, on 06/26/2008, -6/+224Up until a week and a half ago none of this would have made much sense.
- bking, on 06/26/2008, -1/+218What happened to the unfortunate (but common) "slip n' crimp" when she was on top?
- brstilson, on 06/26/2008, -1/+207I think the diggers incapable of obtaining sex like to think that everybody else on Digg has that problem so they don't feel so alone, so very alone.
- EnderWiggin, on 06/26/2008, -0/+201That's why they're called business socks, ooh!
- inactive, on 06/25/2008, -6/+206The only thing missing was the woman freaking out about a stray glob.
- adam07, on 06/26/2008, -2/+197Oh god that was painfully realistic...
- knownoob, on 06/26/2008, -19/+209Not realistic for these reasons:
1) They were alone in a cabin somewhere. The best off they would be is alone in a hotel somewhere.
2) The rose petals. Any guy that does that for a girl is trying to buyback some blackmail she has on him.
Realistic for this reason:
1) In a Hollywood sex scene, a guy that is not expecting a hot girl to return does magically have rose petals on his bed. - houndeyex, on 06/26/2008, -3/+187...sandbags?
- mrloco, on 06/26/2008, -2/+174Oh.
Ooh, makin love.
Makin love for two.
Makin love for two minutes.
When it's with me you only need two minutes, 'cause I'm so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, 'Is that it?' I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say, 'Aww yeah, that's it.' Then you tell me you want some more. Well I'm not surprised. But I'm quite sleepy. - noncn4mst, on 04/15/2009, -3/+164I'm guilty of crushing (bending it in half) once or twice...
Sorry from all the women - I'm sure that's less than comfortable. - JohnnyRad, on 06/26/2008, -2/+158"can you move over a little, i feel like its too hot to spoon right now."
amen! - belebih, on 06/26/2008, -2/+146Well, grats.
/clap - Hudon689, on 06/13/2009, -1/+144lol how coincidental!!! Me too, a week and a half ago!!!
....wait...
tom? - badwithcomputer, on 06/26/2008, -8/+150aim for the towel
- jattea, on 06/26/2008, -15/+153YES.
Oh wait, I mean NO. - inactive, on 06/26/2008, -9/+144so, how much did you paid?
- BitKid, on 06/26/2008, -3/+128Asking a girl to do "sexings" is guaranteed not to get you laid.
- Cerialthriller, on 06/26/2008, -4/+128from all the men - im sorry when it accidentally slips in the back door. im sure thats less then comfortable for you.
- Logal, on 06/26/2008, -1/+121ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
- bigmuffpi, on 06/26/2008, -1/+119Dug for the love of New Zealand's fourth most popular pop parody duo!!
- inactive, on 06/26/2008, -5/+123I wonder how many diggers know how close to reality this is. Not all things happen every time but if you claim not to have experienced this you have never had regular sex and you are lying.
- ran24, on 06/26/2008, -16/+131my favorite was when he was all "I'm losing my boner" Seems impossible while sexings is happening but it does sometimes :(
- cwmather, on 06/26/2008, -2/+99Tell me about it. It usually ends up on the ground or in her retina. You can't control the flow like you can with urine. Now urine is easy to get directly in the mou--- I mean.... uh.... Who's thirsty?
- elhaf, on 06/26/2008, -26/+121No.
- dagnabbit, on 06/26/2008, -2/+92Spoken like a true virgin.
- chiliwilli, on 06/26/2008, -2/+92did she queef?
- noncn4mst, on 04/15/2009, -0/+88you'll know when it happens to you.
- imapluralist, on 06/26/2008, -4/+9187% of my sexual encounters just described.
- directrix13, on 06/26/2008, -1/+85As was stated in the video when she was on top "don't crush my penis, don't crush my penis, don't crush my penis"
- FTG1, on 06/26/2008, -0/+84When she's on top and bends your dick when she's riding you. Pornos make it seem flawless when really it isn't ;)
- tzilla12, on 06/26/2008, -2/+84They hate when you end it like in the porn flicks.
- freezerburn666, on 06/26/2008, -3/+85i normally keep my socks on, and my shirt on, and my pants on... oh.. i guess i havn't been doing it right?
- dpcamp, on 06/26/2008, -23/+104Not really. No.
- feshmania, on 06/26/2008, -5/+86i think that socks on is nasty...it's like, you'll expose your entire self except for your toes?
- RKnight, on 06/26/2008, -5/+84I loved it when she didn't like where he was staring.
- thedogfatherx, on 06/26/2008, -24/+99Nope.
- Zincyams, on 06/26/2008, -7/+78There are no girls on the internet.
- unfinity, on 06/26/2008, -0/+70What the hell are you doing taking off your cowboy hat?
- feshmania, on 06/26/2008, -2/+71friend, if this made your day, i suggest you venture outside.
- Lutremi, on 06/26/2008, -2/+69Makin' love...makin' love for two...makin' love for two...minutes
- microview2007, on 06/26/2008, -2/+65She's spotting, Yea! Go earn your red wings.
- inactive, on 06/26/2008, -2/+65No feeble attempt by the guy to get her to perform oral
- MasterPlayer, on 06/26/2008, -25/+88The truth hurts, don't it?
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