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- sonofashoe, on 12/13/2008, -2/+904Obviously photoshopped. It doesn't take Secret Squirrel to know the US military would never issue desert camos for use in a grassy theater.
- ByrcheWroot, on 12/14/2008, -2/+349These are my nuts.
There are many like them, but these nuts are mine.
My nuts are my best friend. They are my life.
I must master my nuts as I must master my life.
My nuts without me are useless. Without my nuts, I am useless. - theseaman, on 12/14/2008, -2/+317Thank god for "Don't ask, don't tell". This little soldier looks like he really loves nuts.
- Vosem, on 12/13/2008, -3/+295Bullwinkle's defection to Russia didn't sit well.
- Jhiaxuz, on 12/14/2008, -5/+137The Canadian military on the other hand, in reverse....
- inactive, on 12/14/2008, -0/+115I work for a cable company. Squirrels are the bane of our existance. This is pretty much how we've always imagined they dress when they're hiding out in their little tree-homes.
- inkubusfan, on 12/14/2008, -0/+106Now I'm torn between the squirrel and the goat for digg's mascot. good grief.
- HerbSolo, on 12/14/2008, -0/+90Taxidermists give me the chills.
- inactive, on 12/14/2008, -1/+72Squirrels with guns = end of the world
- noblesnail, on 12/14/2008, -0/+60It's Conker!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conker:_Live_%26_Relo ...
- holyskeleton, on 12/13/2008, -2/+43He's got a medal too!
- coldkill3r, on 12/14/2008, -5/+40Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the ***** said that? Who's the slimy little communist *****, twinkle-toed ***** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ***** godmother said it. Out-*****-standing! I will PT you all until you ***** die! I'll PT you until your ***** are sucking buttermilk!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little *****, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of *****! You look like a ***** worm! I bet it was you!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no *****. What have we got here, a ***** comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and ***** my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best ***** yourself or I will unscrew your head and ***** down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer?
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: *****. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: [Screaming] AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir! - kingjaydub, on 12/14/2008, -0/+34That's nuts...
- feignNU, on 12/14/2008, -1/+33I believe the word "whoosh" was invented for people like you, acidgrim.
- daRoach, on 12/14/2008, -1/+30Was that from memory or copy/paste?
- intro211, on 12/14/2008, -4/+28so they re hiring squirrels now ?
- Fuckmypooplease, on 12/14/2008, -1/+25You won the caption round.
- Yookji, on 12/14/2008, -0/+23A squirrel once chewed through a power line near my school so that we lost power and got out of school for the rest of the day.
- mgri, on 12/14/2008, -0/+22If this squirrel is dead that is some creepy ***** right here.
- mesmeriffic, on 12/14/2008, -8/+30That's a lawn, not a theater silly.
- mrmaroon, on 12/14/2008, -0/+22What happened there was that he subverted the reader's expectations.
- Melodik, on 12/14/2008, -0/+20You can only see Russia from Alaska.
- Pakman20, on 12/14/2008, -3/+22and you can't see Russia
- hiPpymIck, on 12/14/2008, -0/+19or dogs dressed as bees
http://www.beedogs.com/ - dha07030, on 12/14/2008, -3/+22How the hell did they get the costume on it? Stuffed squirrel or shopped?
- Rhydeble, on 12/14/2008, -1/+19all hail the glory of the hypnogoat
- cheekdog, on 12/14/2008, -1/+19how did you confuse digg for peta?
- inactive, on 12/14/2008, -5/+22im in ur armies, munching on ur nuts.
- Scopalamine, on 12/14/2008, -1/+17i will using "best ***** yourself" for the rest of my life thanks to you
- flix820, on 12/14/2008, -3/+19Stuffed Squirrel... no way they would get an alive one doing that
- coldkill3r, on 12/14/2008, -1/+16Copy and paste from imdb, but this is one of my favorite quotes from the movie.
- P5ycHo, on 12/14/2008, -3/+16Nice mountain goat !!
- Troy64, on 12/14/2008, -0/+12How about just a big slab of bacon.
- netneutrality, on 12/14/2008, -0/+12Looks dead to me.
- glinsvad, on 12/14/2008, -1/+12Don't be a pussy, this guy seems legit.
- Lionhart, on 12/14/2008, -0/+11thumbs up for Secret Squirrel
- Reziarfg, on 12/14/2008, -4/+15Or bagged milk.
- CCoe, on 12/14/2008, -0/+11@ themastersb
Through 1000s of years of geographical change? - 4321234, on 12/14/2008, -0/+11chloroform for squirrel
superglue for uniform - Tiak, on 12/14/2008, -1/+11I don't want to have to fight against that, quick, let's sign a tree-ty!
- fanclerks, on 12/14/2008, -0/+10The leader of Dr Jan Itor's squirrel army possibly?
- x0mb13, on 12/14/2008, -0/+10I dunno this looks more like a dressed up stuffed squirrel, if it is photoshop it is damn good. And ***** obviously photoshoped, try obviously not being passed off as real its supposed to make you grin or laugh why do we all have to ***** on everything myself included.
- darkNiGHTS, on 12/14/2008, -3/+12Or polarbears.
- Kersh, on 12/14/2008, -0/+9That's what they want you to think...
- fragilityv2, on 12/14/2008, -0/+8Looks like something the Janitor on Scrubs would be doing for his Army of Squirrels.
- DLRULZ, on 12/14/2008, -0/+8slow day on digg ha?
- dha07030, on 12/14/2008, -0/+8What about the all to soon forgotten upside down dogs?
- MHarrison, on 12/14/2008, -0/+7HARTMAN
What's your excuse?
COWBOY
Sir, excuse for
what, sir?
HARTMAN
I'm asking the ***** questions here,
Private. Do you understand?!
COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?
COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
COWBOY
Sir, I am, sir!
HARTMAN
Do I make you nervous?
COWBOY
Sir!
HARTMAN
Sir, what? Were you about to call me an *****?!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?
COWBOY
Sir,
five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked ***** that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.
HARTMAN
*****! It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on
the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
HARTMAN
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY
Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN
Holy *****! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would *****
a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you! - GorfTron, on 12/14/2008, -1/+8Where do you buy the mini ka-bar?
- chemunc, on 12/14/2008, -0/+7yes
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