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People Of Earth, I Lack Basic Social Skills

theonion.com — I come from a small green home on Edgemore Avenue. There I live in the basement, below my now elderly parents. I have been observing you and your kind for many years, primarily through the shades of my bedroom window and on the television set. Understand, I mean you no harm. I only seek to learn more of your strange earthling ways.

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  • ryansmith18, on 10/01/2008, -0/+10Dry humor? From The Onion? You must be crazy...
  • coolcash2005, on 10/02/2008, -0/+4As funny as it was, I can't help but feel a little depressed after reading that. I'm not saying I'm a lot like him, but I know people who are.
  • pugs909, on 10/02/2008, -0/+3"Deliver me one of your females! I would very much like to talk to one of your females! What are you doing? No, not yet! I am not ready to talk to one of your females just yet!"

    rofl
  • WiseAcre, on 10/02/2008, -0/+3I want to change, I really do...

    Please help me
  • asnider, on 10/01/2008, -2/+3Brilliant.
  • dingokidney, on 10/08/2008, -1/+0"People of Earth I wish I were more like you."

    Irony!
  • isaacdicque, on 10/01/2008, -4/+3Interestingly... dry.

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