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Pedophile Less Interested More He View 13-Year-Old's Myspace

theonion.com — Area pedophile Dwight Sanderson said Monday that his interest in getting to know and eventually meeting MySpace.com member "Courtneee" has significantly declined after a closer read of the "lame" hobbies and "self-involved" blog entries on the 13-year-old's profile.

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  • scribat, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6"Internet dating can be risky," he said, "but at my age, and their age, it's really the only way."

    ***** genius!
  • luckyarcher, on 01/01/2009, -2/+8Just what the ***** is that title supposed to mean?
  • tavallai, on 01/01/2009, -0/+5Possibly the most disturbing Onion article ever. LOVE IT.
  • MrViklund, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4First I was like wtf? :S Then I was that it was from theonion.com
  • AriaStar, on 01/01/2009, -0/+3Courtneee? 3 E's? I know it's the Onion, but really, I've known people who have dumb spellings like that.
  • stonebear, on 01/01/2009, -0/+3ESL?
  • AmyVernon, on 01/01/2009, -1/+3No, that's how you spell pedophile in the United States.
  • Drakoi, on 01/02/2009, -0/+2he might be a college football/basketball recruiting nut
  • Shazbuckle, on 01/02/2009, -0/+1"he viewed Courtneee's "More Pics" section, in which she reportedly looks "way older" than she does in her featured front-page photo."

    This is gold
  • stonebear, on 01/01/2009, -1/+2How presumptuous.
  • IKORKYI, on 01/02/2009, -1/+2you can call yourself strait, yet you don't have to find every woman attractive, especially after hearing them talk

    and talk

    and talk

    and talk
  • AriaStar, on 01/01/2009, -3/+4Let's presume for a moment that this story is real, rather than an Onion article. Someone staking out children, whether or not he's followed through, is a pedophile. He may have lost interest in this one kid, but he still has a sexual interest in children. So he's a pedophile.
  • inactive, on 01/01/2009, -2/+2if hes not interested, then he cant be called a pedophile. :P
  • WhatPeriod, on 01/02/2009, -2/+2Stop being a prick.
  • phyuk, on 01/02/2009, -2/+1I wonder who is the dude in the picture...
  • jclipz, on 01/01/2009, -4/+2The Onion
  • sn9500, on 01/02/2009, -4/+1Not interested in Pedophiles!!!!
  • Drakoi, on 01/02/2009, -4/+1i like the onion, but wtf is your title supposed to mean, jebus ***** christ, learn ***** english.
  • johnruk, on 01/01/2009, -6/+2I can't work it out, also paedophile is spelt wrong in the title and in the article.

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