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- SeventhSon, on 07/14/2008, -13/+765If that isn't proof of divine intervention, I don't know what is.
- tehpwnerofn00bs, on 07/14/2008, -16/+662rAmen
- DeskFlyer, on 07/14/2008, -4/+366Image took forever to load. Mirror just in case we break it:
http://i38.tinypic.com/214uibk.jpg - MaddieCakes, on 07/14/2008, -7/+366Oh my FSM.
- Lust4Me, on 07/14/2008, -8/+343Not a mirror:
http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/0605 ... - LlamaKing, on 07/14/2008, -11/+322Take that other religions! At least we have PROOF our divine being exists!
- wtfersk8s, on 07/14/2008, -6/+274Eat that Dawkins!
- stonebone4, on 07/14/2008, -4/+226The server has been touched by his noodly appendage.
- CDWMobile, on 07/14/2008, -14/+219And his Queen, Palm Tree head....
- RadioFreeOpium, on 07/14/2008, -6/+192Was the photographer who took that picture blinded by his holy image?
- Whackly, on 07/14/2008, -5/+181I took a bunch of fireworks pictures over the July 4th weekend and my wife and I were remarking, as we reviewed them, how many of them looked like FSM. It strengthened our faith. We feel good each day knowing he's with us always.
- fivo7, on 07/14/2008, -4/+156where is your god now?
oops........ there he is - suttercain, on 07/14/2008, -9/+135When will the Atheists allow us to teach about alternatives, like the Spaghetti Monster, to evolution in public schools?!?!?!?
- wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -2/+125I once saw the Flying Spagetti Monster on a poptart. I didn't dare eat it.
- BowieX, on 07/14/2008, -2/+121Nor should you have; it would have given you divine indigestion.
- Cofaloaf, on 07/14/2008, -2/+108I used to be atheist. But now I can truly believe.
- fireinbergen, on 07/14/2008, -9/+102Rejoice brothers and sisters, our Lord has arisen.
- Sarcasmooo, on 07/14/2008, -1/+89What blasphemy is this? She's a carrot, and anyone who believes differently is certainly not a member of MY denomination of spaghetti-monsterism.
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -8/+96His noodleness hath graced us with his presence,
- wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -2/+85He was instantly killed in glory.
- fr3ddy, on 07/14/2008, -2/+83His noodlie appendage has touched our world
- halonumber14, on 07/14/2008, -9/+88that reminds me, i saw the big bang in my toast this morning.
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -2/+77Of course FSM!
Xenu is not real anyway. - MooseTaag, on 07/14/2008, -2/+75Eat the FSM? I'd like to see him try...
- Kidtuf, on 07/14/2008, -8/+78As a devout pastafarian I feel the urge to tell all that they've been fooled! This is not our noodly lord the FSM, it is a demonic idol. Behold, the false god of the McDondals Fry Kids:
http://static.flickr.com/31/61616524_efadb8d7d4_m. ... - inactive, on 07/14/2008, -5/+75The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go ***** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something. - midgetxman3, on 07/14/2008, -8/+71Its so beautiful
- DrSnugglebunny, on 07/14/2008, -3/+65Jesus is so circa 33 C.E.
- Hetman, on 07/14/2008, -14/+76FSM doesnt need to walk on water it can fly. Take that Jebus. Your tricks our old and do not inspire anyone. I have seen chris angel walk on water. How hard can it be if that deuch can do it.
- Pinkertinkle, on 07/14/2008, -6/+67 May FSM have mercy on us all.
- lennybird, on 07/14/2008, -2/+49There seems to be more proof to Lord Spaghetti Monster's existence, than any other religion's god.
All hail the divine! - wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -5/+52Do not doubt the power of the Flying Spagetti Monster, or he will smite you!
- FoghornLeghorn, on 07/14/2008, -1/+47DOUCHE. DOUCHE.
- DeskFlyer, on 07/14/2008, -1/+46Yeah we break everything around here.
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -2/+45Gaze upon it, nonbelievers, and be touched by his noodly appendage.
- onlyaftersunset, on 07/14/2008, -1/+41Way too much South Park.
- Strd, on 07/14/2008, -5/+45May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
- iwillforgetthis, on 07/14/2008, -7/+46Nice meatballs.
- bwjacket, on 07/14/2008, -5/+43what a punny guy
- Deadpixel1221, on 07/14/2008, -0/+36"My god, it's full of noodles..."
- (End Transmission) - Asvetic, on 07/14/2008, -3/+39Haha, you believe in Satan...
- ajocksch, on 07/14/2008, -1/+37And break it we did. Thanks for the proactive mirror :)
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -0/+35Cast off the shoe and follow the gourd...
- kyle212, on 07/14/2008, -10/+45Now you show me a picture of God!
Yeeeaa, pretty soon people will be overcome by logic and all will worship FSM - rockefeller2, on 07/14/2008, -0/+35I'm gonna nominate this comment for top grammar *****-up of the year.
- dkol97, on 07/14/2008, -16/+51Nice, I was there (Seattle)
- Atomic05, on 07/14/2008, -0/+33It was a miracle in itself that the camera didn't explode.
- iamanalog, on 07/14/2008, -6/+38Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
- dk911, on 07/14/2008, -3/+35I have proof our divine being exists:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1173068032/ch0026790 - styx31989, on 07/14/2008, -0/+31Then you have saved yourself from a horrible fate, my friend.
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