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Once Jesus Got Famous He Changed, Man watch!

cracked.com — You wouldn't think a guy with the last name "of Nazareth" would be so quick to forget where he came from.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jun 2, 2008

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  • Hayaemsay, on 06/02/2008, -24/+243*Quote from the clip everyone just watched*
  • Gneekman, on 06/02/2008, -8/+204As commenters on Cracked have already sound, this is nearly on the level of Monty Python, or is at least in the same vein.
    And that is good.
  • JesusHimself, on 06/02/2008, -9/+173I'm not gunna lie, that is pretty spot on with what people asked me back in the day.
  • Spartanious, on 06/01/2008, -31/+141" I CAN WALK ON WATER!"

    "Can't you swim?"
  • JesusHimself, on 06/02/2008, -6/+102I was just lazy dude.
  • frankinuld, on 06/01/2008, -29/+122"I'm also a great healer and a preacher."

    "I didn't ask for your hobbies."

  • ShadowMarth, on 06/02/2008, -0/+81Reminds me of Monty Python humor. Better acting and faster talking and it would be identical to their style.
  • WallnutBoy, on 06/02/2008, -3/+75That was the best part!
  • ElBeh, on 06/01/2008, -15/+74I'M OL' GREG!
  • Dumbledorito, on 06/02/2008, -2/+58I wonder if he appreciated the irony, given where he wound up right before he died.
  • somegolfwalter, on 06/01/2008, -10/+58Brilliant. That scene should totally be added to one of the Gospels.
  • JesusHimself, on 06/02/2008, -9/+54I wasn't a ***** sucker, just a dick to tards like who who get anal over ***** that happened 2,000 years ago. oh, and I buried you.
  • madeingermany, on 06/02/2008, -5/+43I liked "When people ask me for a key, I don't give them fish." better :)
  • mandrakeRaptor, on 06/02/2008, -0/+36Is this a bad time to tell you i'm not really thrilled with my current book case?
  • ChristophyBrown, on 06/02/2008, -1/+37Ending was a pleasant surprise. :)
  • tehknotte, on 06/02/2008, -2/+37that guy acts like Ricky Gervais
  • cbodall, on 06/02/2008, -2/+37There's some blasphemy, blas for you, blas for everybody in the room

    /eddie izzard
  • mentallyinhell, on 06/01/2008, -20/+52How come Jesus never built anything in the bible? Was he just a really lousy carpenter or what?
  • MrWally, on 06/02/2008, -7/+34Wow, that was one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while.
  • isiz, on 06/02/2008, -0/+27You ever drink baileys from a shoe?
  • WhipTail, on 06/02/2008, -0/+25for a second i thought it was one of their sketches i'd never seen. :P
    It pretty awesome and well put together.
  • zdiddy85, on 06/02/2008, -2/+26I like Harry Potter, and I enjoyed quite more than I did the bible. More dragons.
  • grimfandango, on 06/02/2008, -2/+26aussie accents, so probably not british...
  • xelloss, on 06/02/2008, -0/+22make an assessment...
  • lozzobear, on 06/02/2008, -0/+22Aussie. They're Sydneysiders.
  • MrAlexanderZ, on 06/02/2008, -9/+31Very British, very dry, but somewhat humorous... I liked it.
  • aceslick911, on 06/02/2008, -2/+19they're Aussies ya fukin sheilas.
  • zdiddy85, on 06/02/2008, -3/+20Please You,

    Stop whining and laugh a little!

    Thanks!
  • Jeepy, on 06/02/2008, -2/+19They must of been burning some bush when they thought of this. The guys at cracked have some real thorny humor. They sure nailed the timing on the jokes though. A good thing about this submission is if it gets buried it'll hit the front page again in three days.

  • wgladstone, on 06/01/2008, -17/+34Yay. This video makes me delighted to be affiliated with Cracked.com.
  • rapcrap187, on 06/02/2008, -1/+17WOW I hope these guys do more videos. I'm a huge Monty Python fan and that was just as good if not better than some of their sketches
  • Morghin, on 06/02/2008, -4/+19Dugg for the hilarious ending
  • Mard, on 06/02/2008, -1/+15I missed that one, will have to watch again now..
  • Oea420, on 06/02/2008, -1/+15lol tell that to Lott and his daughters
  • Pixelante, on 06/02/2008, -0/+14That's why dyslexic atheists have no dogs.
  • asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -0/+14The life of Brian.
  • masterc, on 06/02/2008, -0/+13Yes, they did say that in the video.
  • newsfully, on 06/02/2008, -0/+13Telling people that they are going to hell? Calling a woman a dog? Sounds like me on the 405 freeway.
  • InfernoBob, on 06/02/2008, -0/+13I think you're a nice, model gentleman.
  • akimbo, on 06/02/2008, -1/+14Their accent sounds Australian... or British... right?
  • black27696, on 06/02/2008, -1/+13***** reference SUCKS!
  • grimfandango, on 06/02/2008, -1/+13british?! wtf. they're clearly australian.
  • BigEasy, on 06/02/2008, -2/+1410 PRINT "JOY!"
    20 GOTO 10
  • Pushkin, on 06/02/2008, -1/+12Why the palsy? And why was that not healed first?
  • stockjones, on 06/02/2008, -2/+12Pretty good these guys are obvious Monty Python fans.
  • jessenoob, on 06/02/2008, -0/+9Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
  • FadieZ, on 06/02/2008, -1/+10Are you serious? Their articles kick ass.
  • nonchalantmoon, on 06/02/2008, -3/+12who new jesus had a soul patch? suddenly, the crucifixion doesn't seem over the top.
  • mbonzo531, on 06/02/2008, -1/+10Blessed are the cheesemakers
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