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funnyordie.com — Why use OnStar when you can have this top of the line 'help' in your car?

Who dugg this? Made popular Mar 30, 2009

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  • necromancer, on 03/30/2009, -2/+37Pretty funny. Although it was a little long for a web humor video.
  • jonellison13, on 03/30/2009, -2/+25good concept, bad execution. dragged out like an SNL skit.
  • zhepp, on 03/30/2009, -0/+15"I noticed you didn't return the shopping cart to the shopping cart return rack"
    Wish people did get yelled at for that *****
  • RCoA, on 03/30/2009, -2/+14This video won Best Comedy Short at the 2009 LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival. Thank you, OnCar!
  • portis, on 03/30/2009, -0/+10I told her the vibrator was from both of us.
  • shegaw89, on 03/30/2009, -1/+7"Thank you for boning my wife and teaching me how to love"
  • inactive, on 03/30/2009, -0/+5Especially when they leave the basket in the side of your car door..
  • jasdf, on 03/30/2009, -2/+7Too long.
  • ryan631, on 03/30/2009, -0/+4is that linda hamilton?
  • duewydo, on 03/30/2009, -0/+3del sol huh?
  • apathetic13, on 03/30/2009, -0/+32 minutes and 30 seconds of credits for a 10 minute web video?
  • frostbyt, on 03/30/2009, -0/+2Funny.
  • charlietuna, on 03/30/2009, -0/+2I thought the same thing for a moment.
  • miggyb, on 04/01/2009, -0/+2I'll be damned if I ever get cockblocked by my car.
  • inactive, on 03/30/2009, -0/+2I do something similar with the bathroom at work. I like to use more paper than usual and clog the bathroom, I'm just trying to be a nice guy and make the janitor's job more secure in this economic downturn.
  • esolejo, on 03/30/2009, -0/+2Daryl from OnCar is riding shotgun bitch!
  • Obsidian743, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1Anyone notice how Daryl's voice sounds a lot like Mystery?
  • Sneezyx, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1Yeah, I guess everyone should be pretty like you ... or die.
  • knrf683, on 03/31/2009, -0/+1This is Daryl from OnCar riding shotgun bitch.
  • Nicklogan, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1nice short comedy, RCoA nice work as Daryl.
  • ChristoFox, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1a bit of a copy from the treehouse of horror episode "House of Whacks".
  • robrohan, on 03/31/2009, -0/+1The ads on that site make the video unwatchable.
  • chewbie, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1roll, you old bastard! ROLL!
  • impei, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1Michele Scarabelli
  • graeh, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1She just got Zeltsered.
  • inactive, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1Not cool.
  • cx0der, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1Daryl window up, Daryl
    I'm sorry Ted, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    What's the problem?
    I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
    What are you talking about, Daryl?
    This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
  • LiquidRetro, on 03/30/2009, -1/+2They are driving a Chrysler minivan but the spoof is Onstar, which is a GM owned company. LOL
  • Batfishy, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1Whorascope...lasts a week.
  • SpeedSteamBoat, on 03/30/2009, -2/+3Too short. Your attention span, I mean.
  • Remelox, on 03/31/2009, -0/+1But, luckily for him he's on like every tv show ever made so his non-chin has probably made him a lot more money than you'll ever have.
  • donnikhan, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1We'll find out who you are soon enough, RCOA!
  • inactive, on 03/31/2009, -0/+1Close enough...lol
  • RCoA, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1You were closest when you guessed Tom Cruise.
  • donnikhan, on 03/30/2009, -0/+1Awesome
  • RCoA, on 04/01/2009, -0/+1Unlike with the GM vehicles we looked at, the Chrysler minivan had a sweet, big, round chrome-framed recess built dead center into their dashboard. It was perfect for a bright, shiny, prominent, juicy OnCar button. It was also ridiculously cheap to rent. Anyway, the official story, as corroborated by DarylFromOncar.com, is that Ted is driving a "Domestic Motors" minivan, not a GM or Chrysler. ;) Great eagle eye though! And thanks for being gentle with us. :D

    RCoA
  • decker12, on 03/30/2009, -2/+2I never return my shopping cart. The store pays someone to do that. If I returned my cart, that's less for employees to do, potentially giving the store manager reason to cut costs.
    Plus, I'm a lazy *****.
  • seans9, on 03/30/2009, -10/+9Die
  • Lucididee, on 03/31/2009, -0/+0It was cool, but too drawn out.
  • inactive, on 03/30/2009, -2/+2She is hot.
  • inactive, on 03/30/2009, -7/+8Funny
  • danr2c2, on 03/30/2009, -3/+3So many good quotes... how can I choose just one?
  • esolejo, on 03/30/2009, -3/+2also kind of funny how that guys chin is non-existent and goes straight into pure neck.

    gross
  • inactive, on 03/30/2009, -3/+2This is ***** stupid.
  • hoojx34, on 03/30/2009, -3/+1I gotta get that stuff.
    Maybe not...
  • kattabomman, on 03/30/2009, -4/+0boooooooooooooooring
  • Chimpanz33, on 03/30/2009, -6/+1Ya that's creative, just put down what everyone's thinking.

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