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- JazJon, on 12/17/2007, -4/+204I don't think the dryer works very well if you speed through that fast.
- AZooYorkMystery, on 12/17/2007, -4/+142In all fairness, it does say fastest car wash around.
- Jacob3d, on 12/17/2007, -2/+133Damn that van was lucky it didn't get sideswiped by traffic too, what a dick.
- BigLou, on 12/17/2007, -10/+100I must ask this. How are we to be sure this wasn't the work of a woman applying makeup? There is no physical proof that this was the result of an elderly driver.
- TripleAStacked, on 12/17/2007, -3/+88Seems like something i would do in a video game!!!
- mt066, on 12/17/2007, -3/+79It's kind of funny how quickly it bounced off that back wall. It was like WHAM-going forward now. I've never seen anyone do something so ridiculous to a car.
- breathofwater, on 12/17/2007, -2/+68reminds me of that south park episode where the old people take over
- whiteknives, on 12/17/2007, -6/+62*sigh* Old people.
- SavageBlackCat, on 12/17/2007, -1/+54Drive it like you stole it.
- Stonekeeper, on 12/17/2007, -2/+45For some reason it reminded me of this mad driver with no driving aptitude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMLt28n0-M - accessviolation, on 12/17/2007, -5/+47Hi, I'm Jack Thompson. Why don't you have a seat right here.
- bashar129, on 12/17/2007, -6/+35Old man goes nuts? or Normal old man goes driving as usual?
- Tiphys, on 12/17/2007, -1/+28Not anymore.
- zoltan3887, on 12/17/2007, -0/+25Where's the Country Kitchen?
- theOster, on 12/17/2007, -4/+26have you ever noticed that anyone that posts "THIS IS A DUPE!!!!" gets buried immediately? odd right?
- theOster, on 12/17/2007, -1/+20CA-RAZY TAXI!!!
- TypeEE, on 12/18/2007, -0/+18Yes, but he hit the van before hitting 88mph
- freshgrease, on 12/17/2007, -0/+18Did his car even get wet? It seemed he was attempting to go back to the future on us. Apparently, there is a worm hole right before the dryers if you can speed up fast enough.
- TheAmbushAhead, on 12/17/2007, -5/+20*sigh*
Just take your pill, old man. - o0adam0o, on 12/18/2007, -0/+14and to think im probably paying 5x more than this old man on my insurance.
- jcaino, on 12/17/2007, -0/+14in my early teens, i worked at a local giant eagle. while outside collecting carts one day, an elderly lady got into her truck (which was parked facing the building) and as soon as she stuck it in reverse, i heard the engine rev and tires squeal. she ended up flying backwards, cutting the wheel all the way to the left, and backed into (at about 25-30 mph) another car facing the building. she claimed one of her pill bottles got stuck under the gas. i did not mis-type that.
- offspring06, on 12/18/2007, -0/+13Holy *****, how the hell did she do that.
- GenoBaby, on 12/17/2007, -1/+13No Traffic Checking in Burnout Car Wash.
- antdude, on 12/17/2007, -0/+12More like don't drive.
- kajoob, on 12/18/2007, -1/+13Know what's more annoying than a duplicate story? When people point it out.
- ChayD, on 12/17/2007, -1/+12I agree that was some pretty nifty shifting, went from R to D in, like, half a second.
- po43292, on 12/18/2007, -0/+11The car pulling in behind it....."wtf?" *moving on*...
- bashar129, on 12/18/2007, -1/+11I don't think vision was to blame for flooring the gas repeatedly...that just plain old stupidity.
- offspring06, on 12/17/2007, -0/+9I was shopping at the mall when an old woman drove through the front doors. Scary *****.
- vornan19, on 12/18/2007, -1/+9She's a Woman! That's how.
Yeah, yeah, digg me down. - castleking, on 12/18/2007, -0/+7I never understood that phrase. If I stole a car, I would try to drive as carefully as possible. If you get pulled over with a hot car, your in for serious trouble.
- shaka999, on 12/17/2007, -2/+9It seems like the age I consider "old" gets larger every year.
- TheAmbushAhead, on 12/17/2007, -2/+9Here's something special for you:
http://youfail.org/ - AndrewWK, on 12/17/2007, -3/+10this is why there needs to be an eye test when you renew your drivers license
- mickcn, on 12/18/2007, -1/+8Doesn't really matter. If you can't control your ***** vehicle, you shouldn't be in the drivers seat.
- vornan19, on 12/18/2007, -0/+7I, myself, would find it inconvenient to take a vision/driving test every (1 to 5 years) after I reach age 50 but I'd do it to keep everyone else safe. Yes, I would support such a law.
- mrfreeziexp, on 12/18/2007, -0/+7what's the link for that greasemonkey script?
- po43292, on 12/18/2007, -0/+6You went too far with a joke. South Park did it.
- iamdanilo, on 12/17/2007, -2/+8i hope there weren't any kids in the minivan
- BrianJ5000, on 12/18/2007, -2/+8Doesn't matter. I used to handle this kind of thing, if the act was intentional you get no coverage. So, he should be paying for the damage to his own car, the other car, the carwash, and the injuries sustained by the other party.
- offspring06, on 12/17/2007, -0/+6Is that what he was trying to do?
- SCARECR0W, on 12/18/2007, -0/+6Man, that Van is pretty tough.. did you see that it didn't even really have a mark on it? That other POS Sentra or whatever it is, got F'd up... LOL
- asforme, on 12/18/2007, -0/+5When I was younger I worked in a greenhouse. We had a parking lot sale. There were cones blocking half of the parking lot where there were large carts full of flowers. Some old lady decided that it was a drive through sale and knocked over several of the carts after running over the cones. Her response was that she was trying to get to the handicapped spot that the always parks in.
- anizzle, on 12/18/2007, -0/+5What.....that's what I do when I go through a car wash...
- TheAmbushAhead, on 12/17/2007, -2/+7You know this from experience I assume?
- rspeed, on 12/17/2007, -5/+10Yup. Burying.
- mlwarrior, on 12/18/2007, -1/+5You win digg today.
- Namakemono, on 12/17/2007, -4/+9These old guys need to ease up on the Viagra.
- coldcoffee, on 12/18/2007, -0/+5now just add some fake-ass "worlds wildest police chases" sound effects, and it's ready for prime time tv!
- pixelate, on 12/18/2007, -0/+5http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/294168009_b25de ...
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