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  • Yelnik, on 01/26/2008, -12/+1206What the hell are they thinking?
    • AuntJemyma, on 01/26/2008, -6/+495What gives you the impression that they CAN think?
      • robdiggity, on 01/26/2008, -9/+37Aaay! OOHH!
        • nospinhere, on 01/26/2008, -3/+67Some of those red faces have to be photo shopped. I mean, what the hell?
          • yaddayaddayoda, on 01/27/2008, -2/+61Oompa Loompas
          • TastyBaconTreat, on 01/27/2008, -5/+18The saddest part is that they have hotter gf's than most members of digg ever will.
        • chaosium, on 01/27/2008, -1/+33"Some of those red faces have to be photo shopped. I mean, what the hell?"

          No, but the collagen and MALE implants are ***** scary.
        • heypetray, on 01/27/2008, -0/+11~Yega' Bombs!!!~
      • round427, on 01/26/2008, -3/+31This meme is old. The guy in the picture is nicknamed Lee Hotti and many a parody have been done of him:

        http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=lee+hotti&btn ...
      • KingGorilla, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4They managed to put on pants
        • xptoast, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1Doesn't mean much. I mean apes are smart enough to eat and take a crap. Probably can put pants on and put pants on you as well.
      • luke596, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1the fact that they thought, 'lets go make ourselves look worthy of our own freakshow' shows that they can think......... just not very well
      • Navicerts, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1That's why the government of NJ has deemed it illegal to pump your own gas, didn't want them blowing ***** up.
    • mikehrp, on 01/26/2008, -1/+76They got their new "blow-out" haircuts.
      • AAK15, on 01/26/2008, -3/+86http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
        • dimplemonkey, on 01/26/2008, -0/+45Jägerbombs
          Jägerbombs
          Jägerbombs

          Now that's an effin classic!
          • Chmura, on 01/26/2008, -0/+33"Excuse me sir you have to check in.

            Not now chief I'm in the ***** ZONE!"
          • escheppa, on 01/27/2008, -1/+12MUSCLE MILK!!! HGH!!! lmao
        • stonedgeek, on 01/27/2008, -1/+3hahaha
          I'm so glad I woke up this morning and watch that thing!

          Jägerbombs!
      • ChileanGoD, on 01/26/2008, -2/+25Yeah, what's with the super-saiyan look? .... KAME.... AME....AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
      • ixach, on 01/26/2008, -6/+10That haircut is EXTREMELY common in Puerto Rico.
        • ivansusanin, on 01/27/2008, -3/+3hahahahahahaahaha
        • CarlosReyes, on 01/27/2008, -3/+2Not anymore.. Now its mostly emos.. or gangsta, or goth, or preppy, but not THAT hair.
      • tba2287, on 01/27/2008, -1/+19I think they're also called guido crowns. They're repulsive!
      • narcofiche, on 01/27/2008, -2/+19SONIC BOOOM!
      • stackered, on 01/27/2008, -0/+13Around North Jersey (at least my town) we first called them brooks. Quickly after we noticed the guidos in our town getting new ones weekly we changed it to "fresh brooks". Everyone in my school pretty much mocks these kinds of kids besides the 10-20 each grade has. They can be found clubbing on weekends and trying to wash out their hair gel during the week. They pretty much only wear Armani Exchange and Diesel and their clothing will pretty much be 90% of their assets in ten years (of course their sick Mustang with spinners will be the other 10%).
    • Ajajadude, on 01/26/2008, -8/+77I've known a few people like that...I never realized there were so many of them out there!

      Ever wonder why anyone who knows anything about Jersey refers to it as the country's garbage dump?
      • Enasni1212, on 01/26/2008, -12/+23Also known as New York's Crapper.
      • feshmania, on 01/27/2008, -4/+10what's with all the hate...most of those guys are Brooklyn or Queens natives relocated. Let us not forget some great people have come from NJ, including Springsteen and Zach Braff.
        • DarkSamus, on 01/27/2008, -5/+2thank you for not mentioning that other musician
        • mattcoady, on 01/27/2008, -1/+19But when you remember that Jersey also gave birth to My Chemical Romance it suddenly doesn't have the same flair.
        • JJP0223, on 01/27/2008, -6/+8I hate how ***** like this give Jersey a bad name. Jersey does have some freaks when you go down the Jersey shore, but for every one of them, there are 10 normal people from Jersey behind them laughing. Jersey is not a garbage dump. People just think that because you idiots drive through Jersey on our ***** road, the Turnpike. If you actually stopped here and took the Parkway, you'd change your mind in a second.
          • Ultramagnus0001, on 01/27/2008, -3/+2WHY DO PEOPLE WITH JERSEY PLATES DRIVE SO ERRATICALLY? I CALL IT THE JERSEY SPURT. WHY? JUST MAINTAIN A SPEED! PICK A LANE! DON'T CUT ME OFF AND THEN GO SLOWER!
        • tyywebb, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1nvmd
        • lateralus, on 02/11/2008, -0/+1Journey?
        • Thefascist, on 05/18/2008, -0/+1I've never seen anyone like that in brooklyn ... on second thought I have sorry you're right
      • supertaliman, on 01/27/2008, -0/+14I used to be one of them, my soul was almost stolen before i reached out to the heavens and broke free
      • mbthompson, on 01/27/2008, -1/+6No love for Jersey? Oh come on, they're not all hair gelling weirdos.
    • sotopheavy, on 01/26/2008, -4/+381In Looney Tunes (or other cartoons)... when an explosion blows up in the character's face, their face is black with suit and their hair is all spiked up. I think that's what they were going for.
      • pilot3033, on 01/26/2008, -7/+137soot
        • FatLoser, on 01/26/2008, -104/+12Who gives a ***** if he used the wrong word, this guy was informative and I appreciate that. You just look like a dick when you correct people who aren't assholes.
          • badjoke, on 01/26/2008, -4/+49Nah, people appreciate good spelling.
          • Hayaemsay, on 01/27/2008, -2/+46Says FatLoser.
          • Syric, on 01/27/2008, -3/+18Most people appreciate being corrected.
          • HannoverFist, on 01/27/2008, -8/+6Are you trying to be ironic? You are correcting someone for correcting someone. eesh. what a dope. If you can't spell it, you can't speak it. If can't speak it, you can't accurately convey the idea you were trying to convey in the first place.
      • signal15, on 01/27/2008, -1/+22That actually happens. I lit a pile of black powder once with a match and all I saw was smoke and flames, and smelled burned hair. When I went in the house, everyone laughed at me. I looked in the mirror and my face was black, hair singed, and it looked like I was straight outta Looney Toons.

        I used to light smokeless powder all the time, and it burned slowly. I didn't realize how quickly black powder burned. Oops.
        • Locke2053, on 01/27/2008, -4/+12Why would you bring fire into contact with loose gunpowder of any type at any time???
          • jus1haz2, on 01/27/2008, -2/+62Uh.. becuase your male (and straight) and fire is awesome.
        • stonebear, on 01/27/2008, -0/+21Apparently you didn't utter the magic incantation of death: "Hey 'yall, look at this! (here, hold my beer honey)"
      • killachuck, on 01/28/2008, -0/+0Actually those kind of situations usually lead to the characters making some refernce to blackface minstrel shows.
    • chillmandan, on 01/26/2008, -13/+6They aren't
    • GuitaristTom, on 01/26/2008, -11/+58I love how states are always recognized for their stupidest people... i hope everyone isn't naive enough to think that most of jersey is like that...
      • tortfeasor, on 01/26/2008, -5/+56They are (posted from Birmingham, AL).
        • studdenfadden, on 01/26/2008, -6/+106Has your sister divorced you yet?
          • stevealford, on 01/27/2008, -2/+17You don't need a divorce when you're only Common Law married. All she has to do is more the trailer to an adjacent lot and put up a new mailbox in front.
          • tortfeasor, on 01/27/2008, -1/+7Thanks for proving my point.
        • hmunkey, on 01/26/2008, -27/+7What do you guys think about Obama becoming the next president?
          • WaltDismal, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3Only if he gets one of these haircuts and a better tan than Lee Hotti.
        • CypherXero, on 01/26/2008, -6/+9I concur (posted from Mobile, AL)
        • yournightmare, on 01/26/2008, -1/+8Totally OT, but I'm just wondering if you are a law student or a lawyer. "Tortfeasor" isn't a word most people are familiar with.
      • itsgotyou, on 01/26/2008, -5/+2tell me bout it
    • AAK15, on 01/26/2008, -5/+73my new haircut - http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
    • rudy23, on 01/26/2008, -5/+9better link

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEvPuzlvHM
    • walkea1, on 01/26/2008, -13/+37man I knew people were going to hate on jersey just because of this link. The link is funny, but all states have tools like this.
      • FatLoser, on 01/26/2008, -18/+10Not really.
      • jordanisj, on 01/26/2008, -7/+39No, I'm afraid that tools like /this/ are not found in every state.
      • arter2, on 01/26/2008, -4/+22except that these kids aren't from jersey they are actually from long island they are know as Guido's. Take it from some one from new jersey these are gotti obsessed kids
        • labedahockey97, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1I feel it's necessary to enlighten my fellow Diggers; buffoons such as those above and parodied in "My New Haircut" don't come from South Jersey...primarily the Long Island area as mentioned. Looney Tunes, indeed.
      • chaosium, on 01/26/2008, -1/+16"all states have tools like this."

        Not even juggalos are that bad.
        • bjornski, on 01/27/2008, -1/+5Juggalos are fun to be around.

          These orange bastards just scream "DOUCHE!"
      • TunaFishGangsta, on 01/27/2008, -1/+15Washington state doesn't have anyone this hilarious/ridiculous. WTF with the fake tans? lol.
      • GaffleSnipe, on 01/27/2008, -1/+17I dare you to try and find a douche that looks even close to that in Oklahoma/Texas. There are douchebags, just not ones with Sonic the Hedgehog haircuts.
      • petrodollar, on 01/27/2008, -1/+10"all states have tools like this."

        No.
      • carpeclunes, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5There is no one like this in Hawaii. For one, people here have real tans.
      • bluezinc, on 01/27/2008, -4/+3In California, our douchiness is mainly our pretentiousness, but other than that we don't look like complete asshats wherever we go. Only a few assholes in LA use fake tan cream, other than that it's almost a taboo substance.
    • defectDS, on 01/26/2008, -5/+38And I though all of the kids from Cali were freaks, good lord. I cannot comprehend what these guys find attractive about themselves, or worse yet, what the girls see in them.

      The guy in the last picture cracks me up.

      Is that the Olsen Twins in the second to the last one? Makes sense I suppose.
      • Syric, on 01/27/2008, -2/+5*SoCal
        • defectDS, on 01/27/2008, -5/+4True, but to each its own. I recently visited North Cali and the difference between the upper and lower portion of the state is so uncanny that I cannot understand why we have not separated as two states yet.
          • twinklyJesus, on 01/27/2008, -3/+12No one from California calls it "Cali." Where are you pretending to be from?
          • defectDS, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5When was the last time you heard anyone say "SoCal" or "NorthCal" either? It's just another abbreviation, good god.
          • smacksaw, on 01/27/2008, -4/+1@twinklyJesus

            Exactly. But people not from California who hate it call it Cali and people there Calis.
        • chris006, on 08/12/2008, -0/+11- It's NorCal, not "NorthCal"

          2- NEVER call it Cali (unless you are 2Pac)

          3- A side note: don't ever call The City "frisco"

          I dream of the day when one state becomes two.
      • rabiddachshund, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6It's ok. They're all sterile anyway.
    • danconia, on 01/26/2008, -0/+16Aaaand Lee Hottie makes an appearance again! Gotta love these guido retards.
    • mrASSMAN, on 01/26/2008, -1/+50I want to be an Oompa Loompa too :(
    • KodomoNoJikan, on 01/26/2008, -0/+25This is like the american guy verison of ganguro gals
    • markperia, on 01/27/2008, -0/+9They can't think. The hair gel seeped right through their skulls and into their brains.
    • ruddy, on 01/27/2008, -0/+12you mean zoolander *was* a real biography? i can't wait to see a walk off!
      • loganarcher, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
    • tahcoboy, on 01/27/2008, -1/+11"Guido" is a pejorative slang term for a young, lower class or working class, Italian-American male from the urban Northeastern United States, most often New York and the surrounding area due to the large number of Italian-Americans living in the area. The guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry.
      from wikipedia, guess none of they douche bags are rich like they think they are
    • ritzcracker, on 01/27/2008, -2/+22I AM A SUPER SAYIAN!!
    • AndrewDB, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1They weren't.
    • Ireland, on 01/27/2008, -1/+8YOU KNOW when you've been Tango'd!
    • Philbert, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1"Man am I cool! I am SO much cooler than you!"
    • metric7, on 01/27/2008, -11/+1How many of you phags had a Flock of Seagulls 'do in the 80s. Every era has goofy styles.
    • jguy584, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5Being from NJ myself, all I can say is yup.
      They are called Guidos (pronounced: gweedoes).
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gui ...
    • Pritchard, on 01/27/2008, -1/+5http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/01/21/p ...

      They wanted to be like adam sandler...
      • rotten777, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2...after 12 months of steroids, hgh, protein shakes, and jager!
    • SpongeBrain, on 01/27/2008, -7/+4How dare you.
      THESE AH MY BOYEES.
    • bwdd, on 01/27/2008, -8/+21. Look intimidating for the camera
      2. Take picture
      3. ????
      4. PROFIT!!!!
    • CuntryBoner, on 01/27/2008, -7/+4Guido is a pretty cool guy. Eh, looks like a fag and doesn't afraid of anything
    • grewell912, on 01/27/2008, -16/+2Heres one they shoulda posted:

      http://www.whoomp.org/jersey.jpg
      • rabiddachshund, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4/me puts down the ham/cheese hot pocket...
        ...and puts on a robe and wizard hat.
      • Flashman, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5NSFW
    • ChromeWalnut, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3"Bitches love my haircut."
    • tgc1, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1Fake tans for the mother *****' lose. Geez that looks bad.
      • reichg, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1"i wonder why my mom said dont eat too many carrots?"
    • digg0t, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1They are known as lee hotties http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEvPuzlvHM
    • mufasa, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2Corrected:

      What the hell are they ?

    • xlar54, on 04/04/2008, -0/+1Whats with the pouty lips? Has the crisped face burnt all the way down into their mouth muscles, hence the inability to SMILE FOR THE ***** CAMERA?
      • Thefascist, on 05/18/2008, -0/+1I think they're they're trying to look blacker.
  • xb00t, on 01/26/2008, -98/+17I hope these are from 10 years ago otherwise... FAIL!
    • kooft, on 01/26/2008, -0/+111Umm, sorry but 10 years ago this look was lame too. In fact, I don't know if this look was _ever_ 'fashionable'.
      • dclowd9901, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2It was in Zoolander.
        • bjornski, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3I think you missed the point about Zoolander being ridiculous satire making fun of exactly this type of douchebaggery, and not a documentary on the fashion industry.
    • rudy23, on 01/26/2008, -4/+13Well this picture is pretty old has and has been parodied to flory all over the internet. it started off ona mixed martial arts site sherdog.com and then just caught the internet by fire.
      • RandomGuySteve, on 01/26/2008, -1/+12Digg is like your annoying parents who forward you chain letters, old jokes, and stupid *****. You want just add them to your spam list but you know they'd probably post something meaningful every year or so, randomly.
      • nnscott, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4Yup, it's true the the original forum link is below but a majority of the pictures were removed. I dugg you up for knowing that.

        http://sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=323157
        • rudy23, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2man that day i wasted like 3 hours at work just following that thread. too bad they kinda killed the thread.
    • marx, on 01/26/2008, -1/+4some of these pics were on OT last year.. stupid guidos
      • chyya, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1i agree. bimmerforums off topics always has this type of ownage first and usually the internetz catches along a few years later
    • swiftekho, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6Not now chief... They're in the ***** zone.
  • lenninct, on 01/26/2008, -8/+820its all about the TAN.!!!!
    • cococooky, on 01/26/2008, -3/+52I think you meant it's all about the tan LOTION.
    • hierophantus, on 01/26/2008, -2/+150The orange-u-tan.
      • trogdoor, on 01/26/2008, -0/+69With a hint of umpa lumpa.
        • Fracture98, on 01/26/2008, -1/+20What do you DO when you have FRIENDS that T-H-I-N-K
          Their TANS are G-O-O-D but who look like DINKS?

          Oompa-loompa dinkedy do...
    • pintomp3, on 01/26/2008, -0/+121tan? i thought it was face paint. i was trying to figure out why nj has so many syracuse fans.
      • indraneel24, on 01/26/2008, -6/+1not syracuse; princeton has orange as a main color too.
        • Sanooj, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5our football team is known as the Syracuse Orange. Our mascot is an orange. we win (but i hate it so much)
    • Lionhart, on 01/26/2008, -0/+35they look like they've been Napalm'd
      • bjornski, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3Actually, it looks like they're ASKING to be napalm'd.
      • gamesector, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3I love the smell of tan lotion in the morning
    • DutchGuilder, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11... and hair gel - looks like they can't get enough hair gel.
    • NCSUspoon, on 01/26/2008, -0/+46Do douche bags come in packs or fleets?
      • pintomp3, on 01/26/2008, -0/+66their mom's cars.
      • TekTrixter, on 01/26/2008, -2/+15they 'come' in their kleenex
      • steveboutin, on 01/27/2008, -0/+13i think it's a "fleet" when they're all in their civic's and solara's. if they're on foot it's just a herd.
      • SLockhart, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8They collective noun for sheep is flock.
    • virtualball, on 01/26/2008, -0/+8That's not a tan, that's rubbing chocolate all over your body...
    • hmunkey, on 01/26/2008, -11/+2Nice, a period and exclamations.!!!
    • cr4wl3r, on 01/26/2008, -1/+3ALIENS!!!! AHH!!!
    • Namakemono, on 01/26/2008, -0/+20Ganguros in New Jersey? WTF?
      • psykiv, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2I didn't know MALE ganguro's existed?
    • cheekdog, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11what's nuts is i initially saw the first picture and thought it was called "douchebags" because i thought the kid on the left had attempted (very, very poorly) some kind of blackface or maybe brownface. i didn't get it until i saw they all had it. i thought they did it themselves its so uneven. those poor girls don't even know their dates are douches. they think they're all hot....
      • Thefascist, on 05/18/2008, -0/+1As long as you're shiny girls will think you're hot.
    • Jesusridesabike, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6You know when you've been Tango'd
    • steveboutin, on 01/27/2008, -1/+12its not a fake tan - it's a genetic mutation that 10% of all jersy-dicks are born with. look it up.
    • DemDude, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6"uuh, now watch me do the tan-walk! Yeah.."
      /stewie
      • jmreid, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Ya I know my lips are sticking out farther than they should be, but this is just tanned Stewie being tanned Stewie.
    • PussySnatcher, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Tan? I come from the Caribbean... I live in Miami now... Let me tell you...
      Thats no ***** tan! That's more like Tang! or Carrot face paint... More of a Oompa Loompa look...
      I think these kids need to get off the orange paint before studies realize 20 years later that ***** causes impotence problems or worse.
      • wwart, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2 Does that mean Oompa Loompas can't get it up?
      • mlynch3261, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8I think it would be a service to humanity if it caused impotence...Darwin would be proud
    • AmICoolNow, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3Tan? Ohhhh! I thought they were burn victims...
    • Beowulf2112, on 01/27/2008, -0/+0You mean the horribly fake orange fail tan?
    • Alfonzo, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1. . . the tan and the pout
    • MrHyde81, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2"They're called Umpa lumpas..."
    • iziizi, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1T-T-T-TANGO'D!
    • Impeller, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2"Did you count mississipily too...?"
    • thuang513, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2they're tryin to turn black with that tan...
    • jazzboyrules, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3... and the gay pout.
    • hcapri, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1First pic, first guy on the left, i thought was photoshopped until I continued to scroll down. Walking through this club must be a live comedy show.
    • dustinjr1993, on 06/07/2008, -0/+1red as ***** tan=douchbag
    • norm7, on 07/16/2008, -0/+1CARROTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!
  • Mark4483, on 01/26/2008, -6/+1090wheres the goddamn protein ma?!?!
  • Dan137exe, on 01/26/2008, -43/+23Well, to be fair, in New Jersey's defense, ...
    • fasda, on 01/26/2008, -3/+49those ***** are from Staten Island
      • hipswiggle, on 01/26/2008, -6/+12While you maybe correct about these specific *****, NJ does produce similar specimens. Aside from the stench, NJ has the distinction of these assholes residing in it. If you don't believe me about people like this in NJ, go to a club around any college in Northern NJ. If you don't believe me about the stench, head west over the GWB and roll down your windows as soon as you see the "Welcome to New Jersey" sign.
        • t.toe, on 01/26/2008, -7/+5You've obviously never been to south Jersey. No stench there. There's farms that stretch as far as the eye can see. Hence it's nickname: The Garden State.
          • jbham184, on 01/26/2008, -3/+15excuse me, have you ever smelled a cow???
          • Lyph5, on 01/26/2008, -3/+6I'm willing to put money on Iowa having more farmland than Jersey. Meaning that you're full of *****. Also, it's evidence that Jersey gave itself that nickname to fool people into thinking it has more than oil refineries and chemical plants.
          • unreg, on 01/26/2008, -2/+3Gardens aren't farms.
          • bjornski, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2@jbham184

            I grew up in farm country. Cow manure isn't a bad smell.

            Now the turkey farm down the road. Omg. The stench coming from that was ungodly.

            Cow pastures actually smell like "home" after I've been away for a while. It sure beats living by the asphalt plant I used to live by.
        • Dwebtron, on 01/26/2008, -0/+14agreed. Actually, I live in northern New Jersey with no stench or ridiculous guidos. I've seen my fair share, sure, but by no means are they extremely common.
        • lilbowwow, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1fort lee doesn't smell! you are a silly goose.

          it is smelly on the NJ turnpike in between newark airport and holland/lincoln tunnels... its a highly industrial area, so that makes sense. but not up by the george washington my friend.
      • cspivack, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11Unfortunately, there are some of these types on Long Island too.
      • alkaline213, on 01/26/2008, -5/+6When I see that I think NJ. Just trashy enough that it surpasses Long Island.
      • FatLoser, on 01/26/2008, -2/+5I'd like to join in on ripping on NJ, but they actually have the highest median income of any state. For whatever that's worth.
      • KennMac, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6Yeah, lets not forget south shore Long Island.
        • tacapd42, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Ahh yes the South Shore specimen can usually be found in line for the bathroom at Neptune's patiently waiting for they next bump of blow and the minute adjustment to the blowout using another's ejaculate in the absence of hair gel.
    • Misinformant, on 01/26/2008, -3/+18The appearance of these f**ktards is of their own choosing and does not reflect the intelligence of the citizens of New Jersey as a whole.

      They're probably from Upper Saddle River, too.

      signed,
      -a concerned Jersey resident
      • SweetMercury, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2Saddle River?

        You KNOW these toolboxes are from Bayonne.

        And seriously, what's with all the puckering. When did it become manly to have dick-sucking lips?
    • jasonprussell, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1***** New Jersey, you can't even pump your own gas...
      • Boshow, on 01/28/2008, -0/+3New Jersey's great, you don't even have to pump your own gas...
  • dasdef, on 01/26/2008, -6/+733lol! 5th picture from the top, everyone has the blue steel on their faces, even the girl.
    • declan69, on 01/26/2008, -1/+23My thoughts exactly.... even the super roid head does it.... haha
    • Scienceisfun, on 01/26/2008, -1/+81I imagine they also have difficulty turning left.
    • stanti, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5Number 10 = blue steel
    • jcaino, on 01/26/2008, -1/+14they look like overgrown oompa loompas. there's a lotta in-the-closet action going on on that page.
      • ipwnedin1928, on 01/26/2008, -0/+1overgrown oompa loompas with blue steel looks.
    • RoosterHarleyD, on 01/26/2008, -6/+13It's not blue steel, its MAGNUM!!
    • MRintheKeys, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8There are more douchebags in that picture than the whole female hygeine section of a Wal-Mart
    • bryik, on 01/27/2008, -0/+15These people have only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!! - Mugatu
    • Sohosoutherner, on 01/27/2008, -0/+21They're all members o The Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
    • bullox, on 01/27/2008, -7/+4chick is hot though.
    • Cheesasaurus, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2They only have one look! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills or something!
    • AmICoolNow, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4They'll never be able to pull off Magnum.
    • steveboutin, on 01/27/2008, -0/+10oh ***** - i thought those were just their dick sucking faces.
    • thephosphorbox, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6You sure that's not Le Tigre? I swear that's a softer "catalog look".
    • iPissExcellence, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1their blue steel looked rusty, if you know what I mean.
    • OhTheHumanity1, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4Except, in this case, they're not being funny
  • ryanonfire, on 01/26/2008, -15/+107haha how brown do they want to be
  • yellowcakewalk, on 01/26/2008, -5/+1326These people are an embarrassment to douche bags everywhere.
    • robdiggity, on 01/26/2008, -17/+3OH!
    • MaTT2011, on 01/26/2008, -3/+8Yahhhh, agreed.

      I think these pics are sufficient proof to have these "individuals" sterilized for the good of all humanity. If their genes manage to infiltrate the human gene pool, well, God help us...
    • CloseYetFar, on 01/26/2008, -12/+12I'm from NJ, and yea its getting that bad. I don't call them douche bags to their face, just fags. After I finish collage I am moving to PA, not just for this reason but for all the other reasons NJ sucks.

      I hate their hair style the most. This has to be today's mullet.
      • timbofirstblood, on 01/26/2008, -2/+30Nice dude. I haven't made a collage in years.
      • EvilDr.X, on 01/27/2008, -2/+14No, today's mullet is the faux-hawk. Also, i think collages are awesome.
      • Thefascist, on 05/18/2008, -1/+2Ask your mom for help with the collage, women love collages.
    • InRussetShadows, on 01/27/2008, -8/+1I knew that you would speak up, Yellow, as you seem to know all about what it takes to be a "douche bag".
    • bosssmiley, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3If only we could find some way of extracting a useful resource from these wankers, NJ would be the heart of a new gold rush.
      • ConceptJunkie, on 01/27/2008, -0/+7Their organs are probably good, if they aren't suffering from orange poisoning.

    • sonofman1984, on 03/03/2008, -1/+4I was like that at one time....dammit.
    • daridave, on 02/18/2008, -0/+3I agree. I'm in the clubs every weekend chilling and I love to look around and laugh at boy-toys who think they're actually impressive... We've got a big nightlife here in Montreal, I know some people who hit the clubs 4 to 6 days a week for cryin' out loud, but I've NEVER seen a ***** like you see in those pictures. But the real sad part? They've got girls. lol. I don't know any lady that would like this kind of *****, lol...
      • Thefascist, on 05/18/2008, -0/+2It's not only women, for some reason, some guy saw that look and thought to himself, hey that's pretty cool, that will get me laid and decided to imitate. That's what's scarry about this, there's more than one.
      • artfiend77, on 06/01/2008, -0/+0Dude, ya, Montreal nightlife wouldn't be the same without these asshats running around man.
  • MattnJax, on 01/26/2008, -29/+22Just like those douchebag brothers from "Growing up Gotti."

    http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1395/gotti35qr. ...
    • MattnJax, on 01/26/2008, -1/+57Sorry, here it is: http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1395/gotti35qr. ...
      • iamlXl, on 01/26/2008, -0/+13Damn, good call. Good thing those kids have money because they look like complete tools.
      • DarkDx, on 01/26/2008, -0/+12Some got the recessive genes...

        hint: left.
    • mydigga, on 01/26/2008, -3/+21Careful, they'll put a hit out on you...
    • masterm1nd, on 01/26/2008, -5/+4I'm pretty sure they're the same douchebags as in the article...
    • pintomp3, on 01/26/2008, -1/+14i never understood that show. "look at us live lavish lives off of criminally obtained money!" it took the romanticizing of the mafia to ridiculous levels. imagine a show called "growin up manson".
  • MiltonWaddams, on 01/26/2008, -5/+455I saw one of the pics watermarked with clubitup.com and I couldn't resist. This site may be the Mecca of unintentional comedy. If you ever need pics of shirtless guys giving middle fingers or white girls flashing gang signs in oversized sunglasses, this is your site. Here are some of my favs:
    http://www.clubitup.com/bliss/011908/html/image034 ...
    http://www.clubitup.com/bliss/122707/html/image018 ...
    There are some bright spots though:
    http://www.clubitup.com/joeyssurfclub/52707/html/i ...
    In defense of the NJ club scene, if you keep the Stoli and Sprites flowing chances are you'll wake up next to a moderately hot girl with fake ***** and your sheets stained with self tanner.
  • mrgreenjeans, on 01/26/2008, -3/+1530Yes, I'm looking for something in Oompa Loompa orange.
    • Flump5000, on 01/26/2008, -5/+32actually its more of a terra cotta. possibly a mocha or cinnamon.
    • zephyr42, on 01/26/2008, -1/+59"ooh sorry we're all out!! last shipment went last night to new jersey!"
    • upsidedork, on 01/26/2008, -0/+44...something that says, "I just got got hit in the face with a pumpkin pie; and no, I'm not going to wipe it off."
    • RoyHobbs, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6That's Gold! Jerry, Gold!!
    • Schmich, on 01/27/2008, -1/+2You got the before and after pictures there!
      Before: 1st picture, the guy to the right
      After: second last picture, the guy to the right again
    • Half-Fast, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4I had to wipe beer off of my monitor after reading that. Dugg!
    • Sartic, on 01/27/2008, -1/+3Haha, I woke my sister up when I read that! :)
    • kibler18, on 01/30/2008, -0/+6Here I found the photo before it was photoshopped on Flickr.

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/23320046@N06/22299566 ...
  • RedStarRizing, on 01/26/2008, -4/+1061they should have a reality show where they dump these guys off in compton
    • monospaced, on 01/26/2008, -10/+175I blew the bowl out of my bong I laughed so hard at your comment.
      • juicebag, on 01/27/2008, -1/+30auto +50 diggs for making reference to pot
        • Jones82, on 01/27/2008, -1/+22So that's what the +50 button with the pot leaf logo is for
      • dmoney22, on 01/27/2008, -2/+8party foul!
    • bagelmaster, on 01/26/2008, -1/+26"Douchebags in the Hood" perhaps?
    • sgtpppr, on 01/26/2008, -3/+38And we all know there is nothing that says 'i'm a bad mother *****' like perfectly tweezed eye brows and lip gloss. What a bunch of *****. I think it's a pretty safe bet that most of these guidos spend more time in front of the mirror than their brainless girlfriends.
      • rarson, on 01/27/2008, -14/+6Don't slag them off for caring about their appearance... slag them off because they look completely retarded.

        Girls like a guy that is willing to put some effort into their presentation.
      • freedompower, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1more like guidon't!
    • nphase, on 01/27/2008, -0/+23I WOULD WATCH THAT!!
    • bosssmiley, on 01/27/2008, -0/+38I'd *pay* to watch that.
    • S197, on 01/27/2008, -0/+14I can see the headlines now "Gang members kill 3 white kids and leave them out in the sun"
    • bodies_collide, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5it would be cheaper to drop them off in camden
    • pradador, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4"When keeping it real goes wrong" would be a good title
    • TheDefiant, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1Hell, I'd give my left testicle to see that...wait.
    • infinite411, on 01/27/2008, -1/+0I'd ***** pay to watch that show.
  • Caspercreep, on 01/26/2008, -9/+424Holy *****...seriously what the *****?....goddamn...
    • Brad324, on 01/26/2008, -0/+67this should be the only comment on this page. It sums up the article so perfectly.
    • HayString, on 01/26/2008, -0/+15Those dudes couldn't have been serious... could they?
      • CBRoberts, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6I wonder the same thing. Surely there's some irony or self-parody going on here. Right?... Right?
    • rarson, on 01/27/2008, -0/+10My thoughts exactly. What the ***** is wrong with these people?
    • tahcoboy, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6yeah my jaw was dropped watching all these pics, i just don't understand this, specially the first pic of the guy on the far left. Why do u want to look like this?
    • DBNKR, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8And their hair... *****, they all look like Guile from "Street Fighter"! Surely, this must be from the '02-era.
    • samscomputer2, on 01/27/2008, -0/+0They should make this New Jersey, Staten Island douchebags....
    • blarch, on 05/30/2008, -0/+4If they had 4 popped collars, you wouldn't be saying that
  • DeviateSeptum, on 01/26/2008, -26/+10The guy on the right in the first photo is doing the look from Zoolander.
  • mikehrp, on 01/26/2008, -11/+190I run an online store and nearly ALL of my douchebag customers are from new jersey.
    • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -1/+131Do you sell hair gel and tanning lotion?
      • LaerrusFish, on 01/27/2008, -28/+1If you do, you are a sell out.
        Hey look ma dumb asses buying dumb *****, lets buy some dumb ***** and sell it to them!
        • rarson, on 01/27/2008, -1/+23That's not what "selling out" is at all.
          • LaerrusFish, on 01/27/2008, -16/+1Selling out is doing something for money/fame and no other reason.
            what's your definition, since you didn't bother to post it?
          • terminal157, on 01/27/2008, -0/+11LaerrusFish - Selling out is betraying your integrity or talent for money. The classic example is a band that used to be in it for the love of the music and their fans, but are now in it primarily for the money. A sellout's output, regardless of what field they're in, is usually homogenized garbage meant to take advantage of whatever trends are currently popular (see most popular radio) and appeal to the widest audience possible.
          • LaerrusFish, on 01/27/2008, -10/+1Sell out: Slang One who has betrayed one's principles or an espoused cause.
            Selling crap to people you openly call douchebags

            If the guy has a talent for web design and selling on line but sells crap to douchebags, I call that a sell out.

            Better yet, a profiteer, making money off of the devolution of humankind.
          • rarson, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8Supplying a product to people who want to buy it is not selling out, it's just good business sense.
          • LaerrusFish, on 01/27/2008, -11/+1I'm blown away by people digging me down on this.
            would someone please explain
          • Carret, on 01/27/2008, -1/+0I'll try with a hypothetical . . . you own a store that sells green aprons only and do fairly well, but you don't know if you can stay in business with that goddamn Wal Mart across the street. Every football season every fanboy and his mother come in looking for Raiders aprons (you hate Raider's fans). One season, you buy a box of Raider aprons and they sell like mad; next season you order even more boxes, and so on and so on until you have more raider aprons than green ones; you are able to stay in business AND turn a profit.

            This is exactly how my old boss ran his small hardware business so he could make enough money to keep it open . . . he catered ALL his hardware (and incidentally, USC merchandise) to the community around him. He would have gone out of business ages ago otherwise. Sell out? Not one of his principles was ever being betrayed, and his cause was to run a successful business. So there's my two cents, I'll digg you up.
          • rarson, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2"would someone please explain"

            We already did. I'm blown away that you haven't gotten it yet.

            Carret, I have no idea how any of what you just said applies to what we're talking about.
          • LaerrusFish, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1Ok, I get the point, but there is still a connection. I'm a bit disgusted by the way products are created and sold to further the stupidity of this world. Participating in the selling of such products is distasteful to me. Just because someone is going to buy it anyway so why not get in on the action is a sad case but people must pay rent, taxes, eat etc.
            I still think if you go against your ethics, morals, whatever just to make a buck, you are in a sense. . . selling out. But what it really comes down to is the survival of the family and the self. If you think people with fake tans look like idiots and you turn around and sell them tanning lotion what is it? If a band plays music and preaches how the system is screwed and turns around and sells a song to a car company for their commercial what is it?
            I have no problem if you think tanning lotion is the greatest invention since sliced bread, go sell your heart out.
          • LaerrusFish, on 01/27/2008, -3/+1Selling stuff you don't believe in. capiche?
          • Jenadae, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1God your one persistent prick...
    • rentmitchum, on 01/27/2008, -4/+22I live in PA and when you cross the border to New Jersey, there's a sign that says "You're now in New Jersey. Sorry.."
    • ranalicious, on 01/27/2008, -0/+35maybe he sells douchebags...?
    • Sep11insidejob, on 01/27/2008, -2/+4link to store or it didn't happen
    • stackered, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2Most of those guys look like they shop at Baby Gap, with those skin-tight shirts (or their moms shop for them).
  • dkkaple, on 01/26/2008, -4/+337What a heroic waste of oxygen.
    • ProKid, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4Be clear everyone. This is North Jersey/NY. The real NJ looks nothing like that.
    • Sheeeeit, on 01/28/2008, -0/+0I can hear them shouting, "Where are my cheesebawls?! Who fokn stoll my cheesebawls?!"
  • EonZ, on 01/26/2008, -8/+643Small-penis syndrome at its best.
    • uziko, on 01/26/2008, -5/+22no you mean micropenis
    • mattwalton56, on 01/27/2008, -9/+2"Small third leg!"

      For those of you who get the reference.
    • wookieface, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4Small-brain syndrome at its best.
    • Impeller, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1I bet it's supervagina already...
  • otis12, on 01/26/2008, -0/+95reminds me of Night at the Roxbury
  • tbone8978, on 01/26/2008, -1/+89Who would have thought there'd be a robot hell? And it would be in New Jersey
    Well actually...
  • Flump5000, on 01/26/2008, -8/+82I live in NJ, but I guess I've just been lucky enough to never see one of these guys.
    • jbham184, on 01/26/2008, -0/+30same here, everybody hates NJ because of these guys, Newark, and Camden. Its a shame they haven't seen Hunterdon County, or other good areas.
      • Dan137exe, on 01/26/2008, -3/+11I think it's strange that despite having 2 of the 5 poorest cities in the country (Newark and Camden), New Jersey manages to be the richest state in the country.
      • Chirp08, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3come to chesterfield, you'll see why.
      • razorsedge555, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1I grew up there. It was one of the wealthiest counties in the state as well as the country, at least twenty years ago. We steered clear of the high density douchebag areas when at all possible, drove into PA or simply left the state all together.
      • deaftly, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1it also has the best place in america to live (moorestown) and the worst (camden)
    • DemDude, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2well, you might want to ask stackered (the guy who posted below you) where to find them ^^
    • obxjdt, on 01/27/2008, -12/+7I live on the Outer Banks of N.C. http://www.outerbanks.com/ I must tell you, these people truly represent the arrogant assholes that vacation here from N.J. Y'all have the worst manners of any tourist that visit us!!! PA ranks #2
      I feel it's my duty as a local to beat the hair gel out of at least one of you every summer!!!
      Yankees need to stay up north! you have your own beach, get off mine!!! Lee surrendered, I didn't...
      If you're not from NJ, please, feel free to sit by my fire, eat my food, and drink my spirits. There's no dress code here... Make yourself at home.
      • jbham184, on 01/27/2008, -2/+12you're sounding like more of a douchebag than most people here in jersey
        • jetsetter883, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2yea really. what a piece of *****.
      • dmoney22, on 01/27/2008, -5/+11Lee surrendered? God I hate how people here in the south are so ***** "proud'' about the confederacy. Just shut the ***** up!
        • obxjdt, on 01/28/2008, -2/+1Some of us are proud of our heritage. If you're not, then perhaps you should consider moving north...
      • johnandlandry, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5Yankees need to obey the laws set forth by Parliament!! Cornwallis surrendered, I didn't!!
      • dylio, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2obvious troll is obvious.
    • EricPeters, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4Thats because they come over from Staten Island. I'm from Jersey too. My dad is from Staten Island and this is the reason he moved away from there. Too many trashy people.
    • candre23, on 01/27/2008, -1/+5I live in Bergen county, and I don't think I've ever seen somebody as douchebaggy as these guys. Granted, I don't go to clubs, but there is certainly nobody walking around the street looking that blatantly asshattish. Either these guys are from Staten Island, Long Island, or they're some sort of vampire douchebag that only comes out at night.
    • lbmouse, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1I'm sorry.
  • stackered, on 01/26/2008, -4/+649Hey. I live in NJ and I hate these douchebags more than anyone outside could. I deal with these spray-tanned guidos everyday.
    • thepunishert, on 01/26/2008, -3/+28they make me a shame of being from new jersey
      • dstrack, on 01/26/2008, -2/+16They're not from Jersey... they're from Staten Island. Brooklyn -> Staten Island -> New Jersey. That's the natural progression of life.
        • Syric, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4I would think, when people from NJ say that these guys are also from NJ... that would indicate that they are indeed from NJ.
        • Sawta, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8@Syric
          Although dstrack isn't wrong, it's very hard to tell the three apart. Typically, the one's from Staten Island talk faster, one's from Brooklyn talk louder, and one's from New Jersey are more obnoxious...even when they're not drunk. When they all try to dress and look alike, things get very homogenized.
        • dumpyhumpy, on 01/27/2008, -4/+2Um, now I take offense. I grew up in the armpit of America (NJ), but now I live in Brooklyn Heights. Brooklyn heights is amazing and I've yet to see one of these guid types anywhere near this neighborhood. Dirty Jerz on the otherhand, blows goats, hard.
      • ophello, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1ashamed for being
    • LaerrusFish, on 01/27/2008, -6/+4Maybe they are jealous of Cuban guys.
    • gta0012, on 01/27/2008, -16/+9Also from NJ. This is gay ass North Jersey and NY fagots definitely NOT what NJ is all about!
      • cypherus, on 01/27/2008, -4/+5What most people don't understand is the difference between North Jersey and South Jersey. They just lump us all in together, but ain't it funny how they don't come cryin' when it's summertime and they need a beach or boardwalk. Those ***** bennie's and shoebies need to die.
        • serif69, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1If you want real unintentional comedy, just crowd watch the line outside Jenk's or Bamboo in the summer. It's like watching My New Haircut a few hundred times in one glance.
      • jbham184, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2north west jersey is fine.
        • grantilius, on 01/27/2008, -3/+1yeah your right gta0012, because sayreville and seaside heights aren't filled to the brim with guidos and arent in south jersey... stupid *****. oh and whats right next to staten island?? oh right, south jersey. go cheer on the eagles you queer. you dont deserve to live in New Jersey
      • grantilius, on 01/27/2008, -6/+1yeah your right gta0012, because sayreville and seaside heights aren't filled to the brim with guidos and arent in south jersey... stupid *****. oh and whats right next to staten island?? oh right, south jersey. go cheer on the eagles you queer. you dont deserve to live in New Jersey
      • stackered, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3grantilius: Your completely right. There is a huge guido population surrounding Club Abyss, waiting for the next teen night to hit on 13 year old pussy with their steroid muscles and spray tans.They're everywhere in NJ, I live in North Jersey, its just as bad. Still a small percentage of NJ people and even Italians in NJ.
    • GuacamoleSan, on 01/27/2008, -2/+8Those two orange fellows look like oompa loompas
    • memooney, on 01/27/2008, -3/+7I logged in just to digg your comment. Seriously, people think of Jersey and they think of oil refineries and people like this. THIS IS NOT NEW JERSEY. This is maybe 1% of the state.

      Come to North Jersey, we're all nature loving hippies.
      • zdevil26, on 01/27/2008, -1/+2Right there with you on that one! *Pot smoking, nature loving hippie!
      • ubergeek09, on 02/13/2008, -0/+1I almost dugg you up, till I saw "nature loving hippies" hippies are almost as annoying as the guys in the pictures.
    • RobR7, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3Where in NJ, seriously... they must be migrating from NY, we need to take care of this quickly... (I still think some of these guys are the Gotti kids - not Jersey).
    • vickers500, on 01/28/2008, -1/+0Wtf? When I clicked to view the replys to this comment, all of a sudden, it just started hiding and viewing them uncontrollably. I have had similar things happen like a message popping up when I did something similar, it was something german. Does anybody know wtf that is? Wtf is happening?!
      • julianp, on 06/01/2008, -0/+0There was something about a bug in Firefox breaking the new digg comments code. If you're using Firefox, try updating it.
  • wildfire, on 01/26/2008, -12/+418hahahhahahhahahaha -- I hope they get face cancer.
    • kuukie, on 01/27/2008, -0/+9Oh lawd, is dat sum Dune fanboyism? I demand an explanation for this *****.

      Because those creatures look like they've been walking through some kind of thermonuclear sun-storm on Arrakis (this would explain the skin colour and 'hair style'). Also, some of them seem to have consumed spice essence in abundance (which would explain the unnaturally blue eye colour in some of the subjects). The facial expression in pic #5 is quite worrying, it seems like their brains have been sucked out through their mouths or perhaps the facial muscles have finally congealed from kissing their own rectums all day long.

      What a bunch of failing cancerfags.
    • Locke2053, on 01/27/2008, -0/+18How do you get cancer from sunless tanning cream?
  • popiculo, on 01/26/2008, -2/+89this reminds me of http://getoffourisland.com/index.html
    • CTK14A, on 01/26/2008, -5/+3Ahh, the Irish / Italian feud never dies. If they think Guidos are bad, ohhhh boy are they in for a surprise... Hudson County is starting to get full.
    • jerichobp, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5We must save Long Island. If not for us, then for our children... And please don't think all Italian guys are like this. We aren't really. They give us a bad name.
      • Radian, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Dude you are looking at one hell of an uphill battle. I went to school in NJ. Many classmates were from Long Island & Staten Island. Every one of them was named Vinny and drove a Camaro while gold chains danced around his sweatsuit.
    • joel8x, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2And here I thought all the old Irish and Italian neighborhoods had been dissolved. Last time I visited, Elmont was taken over by Middle Eastern and Spanish communities!
      • flashman2006, on 06/01/2008, -0/+0You mean people from Spain!!?? lol.
    • sstomek, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1haha that website is too funny

      "Is there such thing as an intelligent Guido?

      Answer: No, that is a scientific impossibility. Once an individual loses his character and becomes a Guido drone, education and intelligence fall off the priority list and are replaced by vanity and materialism. After all, intelligence isn’t necessary when your goal in life is to avoid being a functional member of society"
  • Cymrubeats, on 01/26/2008, -8/+68You've been TANGOED!!!
    • RandomTaskMan, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5TANG-OWNED?
    • ghm101, on 01/26/2008, -0/+14You really need the vid to explain - surreal UK soft drink add featuring a strange orange bloke
      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I1jywlZG74o
    • chungulation, on 01/26/2008, -1/+9Dug for obscure 90's soft drink reference!
    • dontaskagain, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2That brought back many detention memories for me "I will not tango Ryan in the face. I will not tango Ryan in the face "
    • Ireland, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1TANGO'D
    • Jeeverz, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im sorry ... if i could dig u 539803434899803 times i would ... best comment on the page
  • noseeme, on 01/26/2008, -2/+200Not now chief, I'm in the *****' zone.
  • codeartist, on 01/26/2008, -9/+135i think they are called "orange man group"
    • RedHerringHack, on 01/26/2008, -4/+2Nice one.
    • foofightrs777, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4I think I just orange myself. You see, that works so much better (worse) with blue.
  • chip0wa, on 01/26/2008, -78/+4Can we bury this ***** please?
  • pmc64, on 01/26/2008, -2/+68damn, that's pretty hardcore doucheism.
  • CTK14A, on 01/26/2008, -31/+5Buried as inaccurate; poster has clearly never been to Staten Island.
    P.S. - Nobody in New Jersey says 'fuhgeddaboutit.'
  • CTK14A, on 01/26/2008, -1/+205Look at the first photo and the photo ten or eleven rows down; the same two douches are pictured, but there is one clear difference. Now they are BOTH orange. Apparently his buddy was jealous of the look.
    • Farmer77, on 01/26/2008, -0/+6Hahaha. Just noticed.
    • blix797, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3and what a horrible spray-on job it is, too.
    • contradictator, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2That group pictures kinda looks like if they replaced the cast of "The Warriors" with wussified losers.
  • MewTwo, on 01/26/2008, -2/+386I hate that hairstyle, I really do. I really ***** hate it.
    • runningscared, on 01/27/2008, -7/+3How do you really feel?
    • smarba, on 01/27/2008, -8/+5but ladies love it
    • OhTheHumanity1, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3How do they ALL have it? How are they all ok with that?
    • SketchaEtch, on 01/28/2008, -0/+3I'd like to Digg this comment x100 please.
  • hierophantus, on 01/26/2008, -8/+51The most dependable factories of the Northeast, which produce the refined douchebaggetry used in many of today's finer douchebag-based products (like Maxim magazine and Tag body spray) insist only on pure uncut douchebag ore, mined exclusively from the Garden State. Consumer lawsuits involving ailments caused by residual exposure to excess spray tan and lotion are expected to settle soon, and new refining and manufacturing processes are already in place to protect future consumers from these hazards.
  • brutusx, on 01/26/2008, -8/+13For more examples please see: Wildwood, N.J. ! What a bunch of tools.
    • robEstyles, on 01/27/2008, -2/+5for better examples see Seaside Heights, NJ
      • tba2287, on 01/27/2008, -2/+3Don't forget Staten Island, Brooklyn, Queens, LI and parts of Westchester.
    • CTK14A, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1Those Seaside Heights idiots are all from New York.
  • xxxana, on 01/26/2008, -14/+94Orange fag is orange.
  • garfonzo, on 01/26/2008, -1/+100I don't really understand, is the fake tanner and the 'Blue Steel' look considered attractive/cool?
    (clearly not from NJ)
    • vagiver, on 01/26/2008, -1/+35Clearly, you have a brain!
      I'm so tired of seeing girls...even guys with their lips puckered up and their skin the color of a burnt orange. Trust me, you're not sexy, cool, or anything close...you are a moron.
    • sgtpppr, on 01/26/2008, -1/+51The funny thing is guys would stop looking like this if it didn't attract females.
      • Dokkodo, on 01/27/2008, -0/+7No, because they attract each other.
    • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+9I do believe it's 'Magnum'...
    • hellokerryberry, on 01/27/2008, -0/+7No one from Jersey understands it either.
      • queenstarsha, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4so, it's not a joke, right? people really walk around looking like this all day, every day?
  • MICHELOQUENT, on 01/26/2008, -2/+19They all had Brazilians... on their brows.
    • babakshirazi, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1The funny thing is that they act all tough and manly and then pluck out their eyebrows more than any gay man does.
  • aaron117, on 01/26/2008, -6/+107I hate violence etc... but I would beat the living christ out of these bastards.
  • pldgnoauthority, on 01/26/2008, -5/+182thank god im mexican and dont need to 'fake bake'
    • affanjam, on 01/26/2008, -5/+29mean either...im indian
      • villageatheist, on 01/27/2008, -13/+4you get dugg now for being indian?
    • bagelmaster, on 01/26/2008, -0/+87thank god im not a douchebag and dont need to 'fake bake'
    • Pilot85, on 01/26/2008, -4/+9mulatto here, yo.
    • acroyear2, on 01/27/2008, -1/+6same here, colored. i've never understood it.
    • tahcoboy, on 01/27/2008, -2/+6"thank god im mexican and dont need to 'fake bake'"
      x2
    • MindTrigger, on 01/27/2008, -0/+54I'm ***** white, and I never needed to fake and bake.
    • donkeySays, on 01/27/2008, -0/+19I am black and I am already baked enough.
      • TheDefiant, on 01/27/2008, -7/+5No dude, you're burnt :(
        • queenstarsha, on 01/27/2008, -0/+6no dude, that's a red-head in cancun you're thinking of.
    • shawnanigans, on 07/10/2008, -0/+1Thank god I'm Irish and my body responds to any tanning by lighting on fire.
  • bobbybobington, on 01/26/2008, -5/+232The 1920's called, they want their blackface back.
    • PabloIV, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11But it's more like Brown face. Are these ***** trying to look like us (Puertorrican)? If they are they're failing badly
    • Baskins, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2I logged right now in just to digg this comment.
  • serverdown, on 01/26/2008, -5/+288Must watch, Don't worry it's not Rick Roll
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
  • LordDshyzL, on 01/26/2008, -2/+52"jager bomb"
    • versusgorilla, on 01/26/2008, -0/+10got my new haircut
      • skudave, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3Not not chief, I'm in the ***** zone !
        • skudave, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3*****, I can't even type an eight word sentence without a typo. Kill me now.
        • wafu, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2didn't even notice brah! JAGERBOMBS
          • wafu, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1*****, can't even reply to a post correctly. Oh the irony
  • Cymrubeats, on 01/26/2008, -44/+15Something else that can be guaranteed, other than the douchebaggery...they are all mac users.
    • TheTSArt, on 01/26/2008, -0/+12They buy spray-on tan at the Dollar Store and you think they're going to have a computer that costs more than $300? Heck, I bet it took them years just to master a TV remote, much less a computer.
    • FoxOrian, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11Aside from your baseless comment,
      I'd actually rather think these guys do all of their web browsing on their phones and constantly check their MySpace mobile.
      I wouldn't think they'd actually own their own computers at all, just mooch off of their parents system.
    • ophello, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2nice try, dumb ass
    • astronautje, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1welsh, what did you expect?
  • Mohdoo, on 01/26/2008, -5/+14I don't think anything says it better than: ROFL!
  • bubut, on 01/26/2008, -4/+83Jagerbombs? I ***** shower in that *****.