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My dad wants a hores but my mom says no!

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  • GuacamoleSan, on 12/22/2008, -6/+903The true moral of the story was: Horses and whores really aren't that different after all.
  • andy9590, on 12/22/2008, -5/+658Kid, you got to learn how to ride the hores too.
  • Stormwern, on 12/22/2008, -13/+619Yea, a little too much innuendo there, bound to be fake.
  • msaleem, on 12/22/2008, -16/+539What difference a single character can make.
  • doublefelix, on 12/22/2008, -6/+517"When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores" Pffft. That's your uncle's job.
  • Danby123, on 12/22/2008, -10/+404"They can put thir legs strait up"?
    Now how could a horse do that...?
  • BoneStamp, on 12/22/2008, -12/+359I prefer turtles.
  • viksmaester, on 12/22/2008, -3/+252Kid, good hores are very expensive
  • Subduction, on 12/22/2008, -24/+230It's fake, if for no other reason than if that was written by a real third-grader, he's seriously retarded.
  • konataXchan, on 12/22/2008, -8/+205Prostitution and Farming are two of the oldest professions.....

    And they both involve hoes!
    http://instantrimshot.com/
  • inactive, on 12/22/2008, -2/+197Not horse silly...HORES!
  • Fatcheeseguy, on 12/22/2008, -2/+194Or... "Capitalization is the difference between 'I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..' and 'I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..' "
    http://bash.org/?367896
  • franklymister, on 12/22/2008, -8/+188I see an entire new genre of comedy emerging lately - fake notes by "children," fake screenshots of text message conversations, fake "teacher's notes" on homework and report cards...

  • Aroundtheworls, on 12/22/2008, -1/+174With hores it's cheaper to rent than to own.
  • HomieG6189, on 12/22/2008, -5/+161Can't wait until the kid reads this twenty years from now....
  • cjohara, on 12/22/2008, -9/+161Welcome to the United States! You must be new...
  • NathanielJ, on 12/22/2008, -2/+123@DontEatTheFish - please don't correct grammar until you learn it yourself.
  • CCunitz, on 12/22/2008, -2/+97Don't forget to properly saddle your hores......that's how accidents occur.
  • inotocracy, on 12/22/2008, -4/+90Real or fake, funny is funny.
  • moethelawn, on 12/22/2008, -5/+90I like turtles
  • xanadont, on 12/22/2008, -4/+80Hores also like carrots.
  • cubicz, on 12/22/2008, -5/+76Signed Eliot Spitzer Jr.
  • inigomntoya, on 12/22/2008, -0/+59Hey mom, whats that on the bed?
    Uhhh.. A carrot?
  • AtomicTheory, on 12/22/2008, -8/+67Thank you, I'm glad someone else realized that.

    Buried for fake
  • XxUNDEROATHxX, on 12/22/2008, -2/+60you cant instantrimshot yourself... cmon now.
  • SissySlapParty, on 12/22/2008, -17/+65Also: People are easily fooled by fake submissions.
  • AaronCo, on 12/22/2008, -3/+51Ya but no... that's called comma splicing. A sentence like that doesn't actually get a comma so it's all up to capitalization.
  • inactive, on 12/22/2008, -3/+45I fall cake
  • Googled, on 12/22/2008, -10/+50I call fake
  • somedudemanguy, on 12/22/2008, -2/+42You and me both kiddo.
  • facespaz, on 12/22/2008, -1/+39"It's called an illusion, Michael. 'Tricks' are what whores do for money."
  • bstew22, on 12/22/2008, -1/+39that's the hores job.
  • danwallace, on 12/22/2008, -4/+42They forgot the W.
  • vikingboy, on 12/22/2008, -2/+38...and remember the protective gear before you ride.
  • Alias1431, on 12/22/2008, -0/+34Harry pulls out his wang...
  • JakeW, on 12/22/2008, -3/+36ou're*
  • EdwardBella, on 12/22/2008, -2/+34I had to help my uncle, Jack, off a horse.
    That works?
  • madponyboy, on 12/22/2008, -7/+38"When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores". yes you will, yes you will..
  • inactive, on 12/22/2008, -2/+32oh i'll be they do, and i'll bet they like cucumbers too.
  • dfreit808, on 08/10/2009, -1/+29In soviet russia, hores rides you!
  • zip000, on 12/22/2008, -1/+28Horses can lay on their backs and stick their legs up in the air.


    ...though I agree there's an awful lot of innuendo.
  • mkamal, on 12/22/2008, -3/+30You should have got another turtle and duck-tape them back to back. Then you have an unstoppable turtle power!
  • KennMac, on 12/22/2008, -3/+29No, they don't. I really hate to be one of those "FAKE" commenters... but this is faked.

    Let me deduce why. At third grade level, students have moved far beyond double width lines which are commonly used to allow for less precise pencil movement while the center dotted line provides guidance. It's possible that the kid is in a special writing class, however, the penmanship is far too clean for someone using double width lines. I was a student teacher for 3 years from K-3, and I've never seen a student complete the lines that neatly. This is an adult.
  • MacHarborGuy, on 12/22/2008, -5/+31future 4chan alumnus, ladies and gents
  • veriix, on 12/22/2008, -2/+28I do have another turtle, he's kinda freaking out right now because I haven't taken out the dead turtle yet.
  • Matt174e, on 12/22/2008, -11/+37Funny, but I call *****.

    So... kid spells "horse" wrong, sounds like "whores". Great, but why would he (even as a child) make the paragraph suited as if "hores" is plural when it seems he meant to say horse as a singular?

    I like horse.
  • veriix, on 12/22/2008, -4/+30My turtle died :(
  • explorer23, on 12/22/2008, -6/+31I don't think you can judge it as a fake just because of the handwriting or because there are no mistakes scribbled out. My wife and I both teach and this seems consistent with second or third writing and content. Still could be fake, but not for those reasons.
  • HerrWolf, on 12/22/2008, -0/+24That's what I call a life goal...
  • fungalboom, on 12/22/2008, -5/+29Yeah I wanted to point out that 3rd graders and whoever else writes on that old teaching paper are never that confident in their writing. How many times did you used to have to scribble mistakes out? And the lettering is adult in consistency; as children we needed those dotted lines for a reason
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