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- clintmaher, on 04/21/2009, -7/+1071What are you all looking at? It's just a doormat.
- wiirdo, on 12/01/2008, -3/+821So you bought a doormat and the UPS guy just put it on top of the microwave you keep on your front door. What's wrong with that?
- vtbarrera, on 02/03/2009, -6/+711The UPS guy doesn't hate you. He didn't ***** in the box and light it on fire.
- prompel, on 12/01/2008, -7/+664Fail, what fail? Did you get the package or not?
- ArrenV, on 12/01/2008, -13/+509Hmmm.... No one will see it under here
- MattNF, on 12/01/2008, -21/+344Holy *****, I want to kill a kitten every time I see "FAIL!".
- Galgum, on 12/01/2008, -1/+322I work at FedEx and I can tell you with pride that we would have broke into your home, set it up, and made a hot pocket for your return.
- badtzmartin, on 12/01/2008, -3/+236My UPS guy does this to me all the time. But I'd rather he do it than leave a note, forcing me to drive up to the depot to pick it up.
- brevs, on 12/01/2008, -10/+217Doesn't look like a ups box to me.
1) Place new microwave box under carpet
2) Post on digg
3) Profit
Lame and buried. - djskitzy, on 12/01/2008, -42/+177What box??
I can only see a doormat.... - CJ2020nz, on 12/01/2008, -2/+135nice floor mat
- indochris609, on 12/01/2008, -3/+108Or, the UPS guy delivered the microwave like normal. The recipient wanted to be Internet famous, so he placed his floor mat on top of the microwave and wrote the timeless and always hilarious "FAIL" on the picture.
Profit. - solvable, on 12/01/2008, -3/+89I hate when that happens.
- d2002, on 12/01/2008, -1/+84That's very comforting. :D
- freeridstylee, on 12/01/2008, -4/+77That's what you get for constantly hitting on the UPS guy. Even though they are asking for it with those short shorts.
- Zetsubou, on 12/01/2008, -11/+83Buired for failblog.
- wolfeater2, on 12/01/2008, -3/+75I already do
- ahjkl67435, on 12/01/2008, -18/+90GET FAILBLOG OFF OF DIGG!
- slvrbullet87, on 12/01/2008, -2/+73at least it is covering the key to the apartment
- SemperFly, on 12/01/2008, -0/+65You didn't have to destroy your dog over this.
- nofx1510, on 12/01/2008, -3/+65Yeah you missed reading the comments and realizing that two other people already said the same one liner.
- austin006, on 12/01/2008, -3/+62I work at UPS and I can tell you with pride to suck it
- leetninja, on 12/01/2008, -3/+56see what?
- moviscop, on 12/01/2008, -4/+56he was trying to find your metal gear.
- rald84, on 12/01/2008, -3/+52since he took a picture, one would assume he took the package inside afterwards.
... unless some asshat saw the doormat/package, took a picture and posted it to failblog. then another asshat came by and stole the package. - Sublex, on 12/01/2008, -4/+52Ninja Box.
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -3/+49Your comment is a great example of that.
- darkism, on 12/01/2008, -7/+45Buried for usage of fail. At least it wasn't in the title.
- CptGreencoat, on 12/01/2008, -2/+39DUDE - Have you SEEN the arrow in the FedEx logo?!?
(Nice black mage avatar.) - Uberpog, on 12/01/2008, -5/+40MICROWAVE DELIVERY
- deaftly, on 12/01/2008, -1/+324) ????
- BotaXero, on 12/01/2008, -1/+32God forbid some people have to actually work for a living.
- Final2, on 12/01/2008, -1/+31All I see is a floormat. Why does the UPS guy hate him?
- ahjkl67435, on 12/01/2008, -1/+31Doesn't look like a profit to me.
- Geebower, on 12/01/2008, -0/+28staged
- kingjaydub, on 12/01/2008, -0/+26I ordered an in-dash DVD player with navigation once and with everything it came out to $2,500.
The best part is, the box was labeled in huge letters saying exactly what it was and all the features and everything. The only thing it was missing was the huge yellow price tag and a neon sign that said “Steal Me!” and the UPS guy left it on the front porch of my townhouse where it sat for hours until I got home.
I also love how they’ll hide a package in your bushes or in your backyard, yet they’ll put a huge tag on your front door for everyone to see that says exactly where the package is. Sometimes they’ll even leave it with a neighbor who you hopefully haven’t pissed off. - inkubusfan, on 12/01/2008, -0/+26you are the coolest fedex guy ever.
- AndersenWatcher, on 12/01/2008, -3/+28If he hated you he would have stolen that sweet doormat. Does it have a rubber backing?
- WarnerK, on 12/01/2008, -2/+27Would be funnier if someone hadn't made the same joke 3 comments and 3.5 hours before you.
- timster, on 12/01/2008, -2/+26How did you know there is a box at all if you can't see it?
- marinius, on 12/01/2008, -0/+24-Ninjawave
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -3/+25That is one ugly toupe.
- Bigmodirty, on 12/01/2008, -1/+23Yea I go through a lot of dogs that way.
- Murphys, on 12/01/2008, -0/+22How do you know he didn't order a doormat?
- TiMMY8765, on 12/01/2008, -0/+22my post office leaves neither the package nor a note. I have to check the tracking info to see if they missed a delivery
- rezonq3, on 12/01/2008, -0/+20Kind of hard not to...
- bjs3171, on 12/01/2008, -0/+20My UPS guy just shows up for the first time, doesn't ring the bell, and just leaves a "3rd attempt" note on the door, so i can go to the depot myself to get my "deliveries". *****.
- Lockhart, on 12/01/2008, -5/+25Don't worry, god does that for you.
- pulseczar101, on 12/01/2008, -7/+25Remember when funny pictures didn't need text on them?
... yeah, me neither - CrazedLeper, on 12/01/2008, -0/+18The best part: "secure" delivery costs extra.
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