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- roarkmeister, on 10/08/2009, -7/+1249...Exist
- backwardscompat, on 10/08/2009, -5/+928I half expected to see "do anal" in there.
Just sayin' - hutch619, on 10/08/2009, -0/+675For those that are curious:
Typing in "my boyfriend won't " results in the following:
. . . talk to me
. . . go down on me
. . . propose
. . . marry me
. . . get a job
. . . kiss me
. . . eat me out
. . . touch me
. . . commit
. . . call me - drakenlot, on 10/09/2009, -0/+618... inflate.
- electricwaffles, on 10/08/2009, -1/+609Some legitimate concerns.
- abk0110, on 10/09/2009, -2/+470Protip: If he won't touch you, he's probably not your "boyfriend".
- 519crad12, on 10/09/2009, -4/+404...make me a sandwich
- commenter01, on 10/09/2009, -7/+361touch me? lol
- GoKings, on 10/08/2009, -4/+350Hey at least they have girlfriends. Hahahahahahahaha... ... ... ... =-(
- EdDiggEd, on 10/09/2009, -0/+315my girlfriend has
... n't had period since she got pregnant do you think the baby is drinkin the blood
... herpes
... hpv
... a lot of guy friends
...
wait, wtf was that first one??? - WunderTroll, on 10/09/2009, -1/+299My girlfriend won't meet me irl
- twiztidsinz, on 10/09/2009, -4/+278Some things even Google can't help you with.
- jftitan, on 10/08/2009, -20/+241HAHAHAHAHA awesome. Glad google catches all the best questions first. LoL
- TheTyPod, on 10/09/2009, -1/+208How can you turn a phrase?
- MrChunks, on 10/09/2009, -6/+185My dog won't
... stop whining
... eat
... eat his food
... poop
... stop barking
... walk on a leash
... blow me
... put out - Subduction, on 10/09/2009, -2/+163I like the fact that if you type in "How many girls" the *very first* response is:
"has hugh hefner slept with"
That, boys and girls, is what it's like to be a player. - ostracize, on 10/09/2009, -0/+156It's just a turn of phrase
- blackinthmiddle, on 10/09/2009, -0/+154My wife won't
...sleep with me
...make love to me
...touch me
...talk to me
...kiss me
...get a job
...let me touch her
...blow me
...put out
...forgive me (no doubt for cheating on her after all of the above)
My husband wont
...make love to me
...talk to me
...sleep with me
...work
...get a job
...touch me
...go down on me
...leave (no doubt because of the above)
...sign the divorce papers
...stop lying to me
Interesting, when I type in "My girlfriend " (note the extra space), one of the responses is
...is too tight - nbcaffeine, on 10/09/2009, -10/+156How can you half expect something?
- wickensworth, on 10/09/2009, -0/+142That list wasn't from Google, he was just venting
- drewbles, on 10/09/2009, -0/+141so from "My girlfriend won't let me go down on her" to "My boyfriend won't eat me out". Anyone spot the contradiction? :)
- inactive, on 10/09/2009, -0/+132because its a guy
- Timmyftw, on 10/09/2009, -13/+144some dudes love going down on their chick. I dont get it. Im at that stage in my relationship that its straight to sex. Soon approaching the stage where its straight to redtube.
- s73v3r, on 10/09/2009, -1/+128Are you sure you didn't type that into Yahoo Answers?
- SpiderTeets, on 10/09/2009, -0/+104ROFL WTF, that blood drinking baby result is legit, awesome.
- godwarrior33702, on 10/09/2009, -0/+91My GF won't go down on me while wearing a Catwoman costume as we watch Full House reruns and I comment on Stephanie's potential to become 'a very beautiful young woman' and wonder just exactly what Kimmy Gibler's feet smell like.
Google is of no use to me. - haikuFU, on 10/09/2009, -2/+92>some dudes love going down on their chick. I dont get it.
You gotta flip her over dude. - Velenne, on 10/09/2009, -0/+87I like that both have "get a job" and oral sex. Sometimes we're so different, but sometimes we're the same.
- DrakeGTA, on 10/09/2009, -3/+88Cool story bro.
- skiindude22, on 10/09/2009, -1/+85***** it, we'll do it live!
- ace429k, on 10/09/2009, -9/+90But she will do anal!
- TreatsTheBear, on 10/09/2009, -3/+83sudo make me a sandwich.
- drakenlot, on 10/09/2009, -1/+80"My Husband won't... sign the divorce papers"
Really? - mattmacneil, on 10/09/2009, -0/+78Itchy, Always Itchy, Itching, So Itchy, REALLY itchy.
- hivoltage815, on 10/09/2009, -2/+78No. He made it up.
- PlatnumPlatypus, on 10/09/2009, -1/+76My girlfriend won't admit she's wrong.
Ever. - fosterGrin, on 10/09/2009, -0/+72my balls are...
http://fostergrin.com/myBallsAre.jpg - jcannonb, on 10/09/2009, -2/+72My wife won't...
sleep with me
make love to me
touch me
kiss me
talk to me
get a job
let me touch her
blow me
forgive me - RGB0099CC, on 10/09/2009, -3/+72God, you're dumb!
- beakerbite, on 10/09/2009, -1/+68Too tight? What an odd thing.
- ShutItDown, on 10/09/2009, -0/+64Type "My mom won't" and look at the first one. o_0
- zephyear, on 10/09/2009, -4/+68this is why you don't have a girlfriend
- mrcoldcow, on 10/09/2009, -0/+63Swallow
- benroy, on 10/09/2009, -1/+64I'm surprised that "..stop talking" wasn't on the list.
- radiodemon, on 10/09/2009, -3/+59Blasphemy!
- algaeturd, on 10/09/2009, -4/+60What does this have to do with ***** All?
She wasn't your girlfriend. You ended up with some smelly chick. Why are we supposed to be surprised that some guy on Digg ended up with a girl who doesn't wear deodorant? - directedition, on 10/09/2009, -2/+56I'm Feeling Lucky
- r3m1x645, on 10/09/2009, -1/+54Well done, sir. You get my vote.
- rascilon, on 10/09/2009, -2/+53The Bing version is: (*drumroll please*)
My girlfriend won't - iimjpii, on 10/09/2009, -4/+55That was the best XKCD ever!
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