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- AmyVernon, on 09/13/2008, -2/+125Even though it's from the Onion, I believe it.
- logload, on 09/13/2008, -7/+52Myspace sucks anyway... it used to be alright, but over the past year or so it's only gotten extremely worse... and the applications thing where they tried, and failed, to copy facebook once again was a big mistake...
- RoflCoptah, on 09/13/2008, -0/+36im pretty sure this would actually happen if myspace did go down
- ScottMcIntyre, on 09/13/2008, -2/+38I'm sure this is a little traumatic, but this could be slightly OTT:
QFA: "However, because the sudden lack of friends has deprived MySpace users of comments, bulletin posts, and searches for elementary school crushes, it is feared that the ordeal could inflict long-term psychological damage. In Chicago alone, an estimated 50,000 people remain trapped in their apartments, with no way of contacting the outside world about new bands, Adult Swim cartoons, or the latest video games. " - inactive, on 09/14/2008, -1/+37For once, I wish it wasn't the onion...
- synystar, on 09/14/2008, -0/+28I didn't see the article when it was published over a year ago. It's funny that it's still relevant.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 09/13/2008, -0/+28"Myspace sucks anyway... it used to be alright, but over the past year or so it's only gotten extremely worse"
I thought that that's what everyone was saying last year. - koolto, on 09/14/2008, -1/+27One link:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/606 ... - MacBookForMe, on 09/13/2008, -0/+18I care only about Digg (I am MySpaceless....)
- Acglaphotis, on 09/14/2008, -0/+16affect.
- Duncster, on 09/14/2008, -1/+17That what I said right in the very beginning. And I was right too. MySpace blows dead bears.
- MeatyMcBeef, on 09/14/2008, -0/+13Is...is that sarcasm or are you serious? Because one of those answers could earn you kudos, the other a bunch in the balls.
- maiden8680, on 09/14/2008, -0/+13In a way, this story is very true.
and this line made me laugh "I'd pray to a god for help, but I've lost my religion field." - badenglishihave, on 09/14/2008, -0/+12lol good catch.
If you want to make it even more relevant just replace every instance of "MySpace" with "Facebook." - gcnaddict, on 09/14/2008, -0/+10Oh crap, it's from the onion?
- conversekid, on 09/14/2008, -1/+11They both suck.
- Scottievm, on 09/14/2008, -1/+10I really wish this wasn't an Onion article...
- monospaced, on 09/14/2008, -1/+9How many people here actually think this ***** was real?
- fireashes, on 09/14/2008, -0/+8I love the onion. the heading was silly. I thought this sounds like onion. Clicked and there it is. Love it. Otherwise, .... who knows.
- PabloMac, on 09/14/2008, -0/+7Aflac.
- inactive, on 09/14/2008, -0/+7myspace is for sissies
- lickingairwave, on 09/13/2008, -3/+10The irony - I just sent a link to this out to my Myspace friends. Who I know. In person.
- inactive, on 09/14/2008, -0/+7I have no friends anyway
- inactive, on 09/13/2008, -1/+8I loved this.
- ElBeh, on 09/14/2008, -0/+6That does not change the validity of his statement.
- koolgiy, on 09/14/2008, -0/+6Regardless to the fact that this article is a year old, its still funny.
- maidenforce, on 09/14/2008, -0/+5You have hereby devolved, go directly to grave.
- perrym, on 09/14/2008, -0/+5"Do I want kids? How tall am I? What's my body type? These are questions I can't answer anymore. I'd pray to a god for help, but I've lost my religion field."
lol, perfect. - kjcdude, on 09/14/2008, -0/+5to rule them all...
- 2Bnor2B, on 09/14/2008, -0/+5Social networking sites are just a tool and work fine. I use Facebook for my family stuff. It helps avoid me sending multiple emails back and forth to parents and family repeating the same stories.
- mrsteveman1, on 09/14/2008, -0/+4Blows dead bears? Very creative :D
- PabloMac, on 09/14/2008, -0/+4This is why I prefer real-life friends.
- Skootles, on 09/14/2008, -1/+4What.. the.. *****..
- maidenforce, on 09/14/2008, -1/+4I buried you for taking this way too seriously.
- studlystevie, on 09/14/2008, -2/+5Oh Onion, you got me again.
- leftysrevenge, on 09/14/2008, -0/+3but what happens if Digg goes down
- digitalpencil, on 09/14/2008, -0/+3"How tall am I? What's my body type? These are questions I can't answer anymore. I'd pray to a god for help, but I've lost my religion field!"
- Disregard, on 09/14/2008, -0/+2So you're approximately 80?
- LemonDeception, on 09/14/2008, -0/+2I admit I knew it was from the Onion, but I did go to the MySpace homepage after just to see if it was true. I feel so dirty.
- DesdinovaEL, on 09/14/2008, -0/+2THANK YOU
- Wrathernaut, on 09/14/2008, -0/+2Being stoned prevents you from noticing that clothing comes in giant "Kleenex Boxes" in the future.
I hope your many, many descendants enjoy their flushing La-Z-Boys. - completerobot, on 09/14/2008, -6/+8I don't get all of the hate here for MySpace and Facebook. Of course neither website is perfect, and of course neither can compare to real human contact, but both can be really useful social networking tools when used properly.
- borez, on 09/14/2008, -1/+3Installed and running
- mrrealtime, on 09/14/2008, -0/+2facebook is too complicated for myspace users.
- Merp08, on 09/14/2008, -0/+2Yeah it used to be just fine. The apps clog everything up and some of them even crash my browsers, both IE and Firefox.
- maidenforce, on 09/14/2008, -0/+1that was great, thank you!
- godlyopinions, on 09/14/2008, -4/+5Idiocracy was wrong. It should have been a Myspace store instead of a Costco.
- douglasr007, on 09/14/2008, -0/+1Even if this was true, the article is still in the right category (Comedy).
- BillE3, on 09/14/2008, -0/+1Pretty close, older than dirt.
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