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- aethelberga, on 11/19/2008, -0/+140Now which would you prefer: an energy spike directed upward, stopping the heart, or the ripping away of the genitals leading to massive blood loss and death? Avoid Followers of the Iron Hand at all cost.
- DavidTurnbull, on 11/19/2008, -13/+152No *****
- Berkana, on 11/19/2008, -7/+100Ugh! >_< This move should rather be named "ape rips off scrotum."
- semperfidoordi, on 11/19/2008, -4/+94It's not gay unless the balls touch.
- inactive, on 11/19/2008, -3/+91In slow motion this can actually be a very pleasant maneuver. It has to be applied many times in succession, however.
- vind, on 11/19/2008, -1/+84This move takes a set of balls.
- serif69, on 11/19/2008, -0/+64I'll take this man's word for it, simply based on his avatar.
- flamewall203, on 11/19/2008, -2/+63***** man. Not cool.
- amk29j, on 11/19/2008, -1/+62According to Google Translate Beta: "Monkeys steal peach, grape fairy mining."
- Surferess, on 11/19/2008, -1/+57Ouch!
- dagnabbit, on 11/19/2008, -0/+52So if your attacker is wearing jeans, I guess you need to be really strong for this to work. I mean hitting a guy in the balls is simple enough, but tearing them off? I'll settle for monkey kicks the peach repeatedly then runs away (TM)
- levitron, on 11/19/2008, -1/+50FTA:
"Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm, fingers bent at the firs joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death."
So....you win, then? - EdwardNigma, on 11/19/2008, -3/+50Google Translate Beta: "Long live Chairman Mao and the communist regime!!"
- blitzkriegpunk, on 11/19/2008, -1/+48OVER 9000??!?!?!??!
- Sornos, on 11/19/2008, -0/+38"The impact will lift the enemy off the ground."
*crosses legs slowly* - MilesyMiles, on 11/19/2008, -1/+36Seriously, if the designers of Mortal Kombat had known about this earlier, Sonja's fatality would have been so much more impressive/disturbing.
- IMDPanda, on 11/19/2008, -3/+37Dugg for making my lower half feel funny.
- aceldlite, on 11/19/2008, -9/+42猴子偷桃, 神仙採葡萄 !!!!!!!!!
- KayinAngel, on 11/19/2008, -2/+34i'm adding "stopping someones heart with a strike to the groin" onto my list of things i want to do before i die.
- youliveinfear, on 11/19/2008, -0/+29two monkeys..one peach.
- mrseptic, on 11/19/2008, -0/+29I wouldn't consider a fistful of bloody genitals winning.
- ClevelandBrown, on 11/19/2008, -0/+28I hereby place my genitals on your forehead.
- deinem, on 11/19/2008, -0/+27Not cool man.
- Brododium, on 11/19/2008, -0/+27It's lucky they're easy to identify, before engaging them call out "Hi-5" and leave 'em hanging, if the hand's Iron, run in the opposite direction.
Now, the Followers of the Aluminium Foil Hand are a cinch. - inactive, on 11/19/2008, -1/+26They should incorporate this move into the UFC. It would be much more entertaining.
- shaftscaliber, on 11/19/2008, -1/+25Babel Fish says:
"The monkey steals the peach, the deity picks the grape!!!!!!!!!" - dha07030, on 11/19/2008, -1/+24I just go for wrist control.
- jtotheoe, on 11/19/2008, -6/+28I wanna see "Monkey Eats the Peach."
Just so I can be adequately trained in self-defense, of course. - Sneezyx, on 11/20/2008, -0/+22Chuck would eat the peach.
- inactive, on 11/19/2008, -3/+24What would chuck do.
- Balath, on 11/19/2008, -0/+21And when you've got wrist control that's when you pull out your gun.
- cardshark69, on 11/20/2008, -0/+21And who are we to disagree?
- semperfidoordi, on 11/20/2008, -2/+23A wise decision my friend. ;)
- KingGorilla, on 11/20/2008, -1/+20THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU
- inactive, on 11/19/2008, -3/+21He must be well experienced.
- doublefelix, on 11/19/2008, -0/+17Crouching Dragon, Hidden Scrotum?
- ispshadow, on 11/20/2008, -0/+17Tell you that bibles belong in school.
- sorensilk, on 11/19/2008, -1/+18No, Chuck Norris has a brass peach.
- cardshark69, on 11/20/2008, -0/+16Well then hostiles will know what you're about to do as you scream "ape rips off scrotum".
Screaming "Monkey steals the peach" is much more subtle - TheSum, on 11/19/2008, -0/+15I am trying to think of something funny, but all I feel is pain. testicular pain.
- yetAnotherCroc, on 11/19/2008, -1/+16You weren't supposed to have your friend try it on you.
- rald84, on 11/19/2008, -0/+15chuck norris has iron balls.
or something. - dracken, on 11/19/2008, -1/+16More like one monkey two peaches
- BigE89, on 11/19/2008, -1/+15Butters, you can't go around ripping peoples balls off. Not cool man.
- remotehuman, on 11/19/2008, -1/+15there is lead in my what???
- n7ghthawk, on 11/19/2008, -4/+18Chuck Norris's only weakness
- cartisdm, on 11/19/2008, -0/+13I feel like anyone having a strong enough grip to rip off my peaches through my jeans.....I'm not getting in a fight to begin with
....unless of course we're fighting naked - in which case my point is moot - suntzusputnik, on 11/19/2008, -8/+21http://www.monkeygrabsthepeach.net/peach.JPG
- bede, on 11/20/2008, -0/+13die from massive blood loss
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