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- prompel, on 02/24/2008, -33/+357Actually, not that funny.
- monospaced, on 02/24/2008, -2/+225I totally understand! My 1990 Accord was stolen from my driveway, with a missing stereo and holes where the tweeters used to be from a previous theft, body rust, countless oil leaks and a trunk full of mold from rain water that had seeped in through said rust holes. Basically, I thanked the man for taking that POS off my hands and the insurance company paying me for a Honda without all those issues.
- tjbeck, on 02/24/2008, -8/+193To the person who stole my 1995 Integra GSR: ***** YOU IF I FIND YOU I WILL CUT YOUR ***** NUTS OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT, CRUSH YOUR FINGERS IN A VICE, AND THEN DOUSE YOU WITH GASOLINE AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE. WHEN YOU FINALLY DIE, I WILL CUT OUT WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR EYES AND ***** YOUR SMOKING EMPTY SKULL.
But I'm not bitter or anything. - jmk4422, on 02/24/2008, -14/+168If it's a 1993 Honda, shouldn't this be titled "Message to Guy who Stole my 15-year-old Piece of Junk Car"? Methinks I smell a repost masquerading as new content... in fact, here: http://www.burbia.com/node/1170
- clownshoez, on 02/24/2008, -0/+146better: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971. ...
- Cryptocracy, on 08/17/2008, -5/+1474 door hondas are just easy to steal...... its sitting on the other side of town full of burgerking wrappers, used condoms, cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.
- inactive, on 02/24/2008, -5/+106I am not sure but does the cliché "Crime doesn't pay," fit in here somewhere?
- Hockey13, on 02/24/2008, -3/+98Sure he said a 1993 car is 11 years old, but maybe he wrote this in 2004 and it's just showing up on the internet now because of the strange nuances of quantum mechanics and other such things. I, for one, am going to use this obvious time vortex responsibly and warn him not to get too into following Heath Ledger's career.
- inactive, on 02/24/2008, -0/+80Wow, and to think I was gonna bring it back to you today. You done scared me away now!
- trer, on 02/24/2008, -2/+71Why do people steal old, crappy cars? Because the meth in them says to.
- GeekyGerge, on 02/24/2008, -2/+61Yeah, I remember reading that about 20 seconds ago, but thanks for reminding me of what i had just read though.
- Ajajadude, on 02/24/2008, -4/+59Yeah, NOBODY ever uses CDs anymore. Especially since they could go out and spend money on a brand, spanking new $400 iPod. I'd SO spend the money on one of those even though I can't afford to get a new car, let alone take the time to fix my current one.
- timewarp424, on 02/24/2008, -0/+51Funny how people can so easily kill a joke.
- monospaced, on 02/24/2008, -0/+51Clarification: I was paid the value of the car, but since it was stolen, they couldn't appraise the damage. If the insurance company had seen my stolen Honda, they wouldn't have given me a dime.
- captoftheworld, on 02/24/2008, -19/+68"I'm sure you've realized by now, the car has some -- well, let's just call them "quirks" -- that you, as new owner of the piece-of-crap car, will have to deal with."
Priceless. - Nrvana423, on 02/24/2008, -0/+46Adding to the stupidity of thieves...a friend of mine had his car broken in to one night. They stole the stock head unit out of a 95 escort. In the process they knocked his docked mp3 player out of the way and failed to notice the digital camera and cd booklets laying on the back seat.
- lukemandese, on 02/24/2008, -1/+42No hope for the creedance tape deck...
- inactive, on 02/24/2008, -2/+37Unfortunately true. I've seen plenty of friends doing way better than me financially because they sell drugs, steal what they want, and cheat their way through things. I'm doing everything legit, working my 9 to 5, and struggling WAY HARDER than my no-job-having friends who smoke dope all day. They seem to go out and drink and enjoy life way more than I could even imagine. And one of them has a kid! WTF? Time to put on a leathaface and grab my sawed off. If you can't beat em, join em.
- 711Security, on 02/24/2008, -8/+41That's what I would've wrote if my 11-year-old car got stolen. I'm not original at all so this article is pretty lame.
- adidos, on 02/24/2008, -2/+34Post id is 1337...conspiracy!
- bxblox, on 02/24/2008, -6/+38It pays just fine, as long as you dont get caught.
- mcrumley, on 02/24/2008, -1/+29I think the word you are looking for is "catalytic."
- masterc, on 02/24/2008, -0/+26Cadillac converter? I believe you meant catalytic converter. Unless Honda has invented a way to convert Cadillac's into Honda's...
- HiKevinRose, on 02/24/2008, -1/+26Good content, I like to threaten to strangle people with their own testicular tubing but you covered the bases pretty well.
- mgrest, on 02/24/2008, -1/+25"cadillac converter" - you've got to laugh at how long this guy has gone through life thinking that it's really called that :)
- Disodium, on 02/24/2008, -0/+23Or he went to circuit city at one point and had one installed
- clarient, on 02/24/2008, -1/+22He probably had one of those tape deck converters plugged into a portable cd player. I used that in my old Ford for ages.
- Devaney, on 02/24/2008, -0/+20Because it was easy:
The National Insurance Crime Bureau (NICB®) has compiled a list of the 10 vehicles most frequently reported stolen in the U.S. (2006)
1. 1991 Honda Accord
2. 1995 Honda Civic
3. 1989 Toyota Camry
4. 1994 Dodge Caravan
5. 1994 Nissan Sentra
6. 1997 Ford F150 Series
7. 1990 Acura Integra
8. 1986 Toyota Pickup
9. 1993 Saturn SL
10. 2004 Dodge Ram Pickup
(notice a trend?) - xptoast, on 02/24/2008, -0/+20Now that is what should be put up on Digg.com. That is on parr of this story or even more hilarious. Its amazing the strange things that happen in life. A book full of these would be funny as crap. Great title too. "Funny as Crap". Then it would be a bathroom book:)
- bob12321, on 02/24/2008, -1/+21***** you.
- askjeffro, on 02/24/2008, -0/+16Gotcha, thanks.
I have the flu currently and my reading comprehension is a little whack, rereading your original post I believe you were clear in what you were saying. My apologies. - bxblox, on 02/24/2008, -0/+16Easy to steal and they'll get a little money for the parts, the cops will eventually find it stripped or burnt up in some alley.
- inactive, on 02/24/2008, -1/+17seriously! why do people do that? at least put some effort in your wiseass comments.
"funny sentence" (in quotes)
uninspired wiseass comment (typical) - sdcarter, on 02/24/2008, -5/+21Hey, it may be messed up; but he's right.
- RedGreen1, on 02/24/2008, -1/+17says the guy posting rick roll links
- terminalpariah, on 02/25/2008, -0/+15YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.
- iofthestorm, on 02/24/2008, -1/+16***** that *****, most annoying rickroll ever. I figured it was since I keep seeing it randomly posted in random threads, but I decided to go to it to see what would happen. My Firefox window jumped around the screen like crazy and when I closed the tab it put the up lyrics in javascript alert boxes. I thought I had some extension or setting that disabled scripts from resizing/tampering with the window, but I guess not. Anyone know how to fix that?
- lintmonkey, on 02/24/2008, -2/+16They all... have... wheels?
- Teapotfox, on 02/24/2008, -0/+14I wish someone would have stolen the 1991 Geo Prizm I used to own... my friends called it the DateRapeMobile because both interior door handles on the driver's and passenger's side were broken, so you had to roll down the windows to open the doors from the outside. The ceiling liner was hanging by a thread, the a/c was broken, it had numerous dents and dings, it leaked oil... the police tagged it as an abandoned vehicle once, I guess just because it looked so incredibly bad they assumed it was. After they put the bright orange sticker on it, warning me that I had to move it, some punk kids flattened two of the tires and shot out one of the windows, adding greatly to its appeal. :P
I would have sent a thief flowers, a thank-you note and the keys. (I junked it and drive something far less embarrassing now.) - FatLoser, on 02/24/2008, -0/+14It's understandable that cheez124 would think that open letters began with Jobs though... after all, all Apple fans seem to think Jobs invented MP3 players, ultra-portable laptops, cell phones, etc.
(insert some comment from a douche bag Apple fan about how "he didn't invent them; he perfected them..." *****) - gak001, on 02/24/2008, -0/+14It's like a small, shiny record.
- schtick01101, on 02/24/2008, -1/+14But if everyone did that, Heath wouldn't be as popular as he was when he passed. Which therefore in theory he wouldn't have been in that Apartment, probably wouldn't have to be taking anti depressants or sleeping pills to stay awake and actually would be still alive today! The cat is a lie.
- harriman714, on 02/24/2008, -0/+13its almost impossible to "add the cost of your CD's" unless you have receipts for every single one.
- mrASSMAN, on 02/24/2008, -2/+15Yeah.. I drive a '91 4-door Honda Civic.. but I put a steering wheel lock on it every time I leave it, so far so good. I don't actually lock it most of the time, but I think the simple presence of it across the wheel deters would-be thieves.
- DucoNihilum, on 02/24/2008, -1/+13YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
- lisaawesome, on 02/24/2008, -0/+12Sounds like what I would've written if my piece of junk 1994 dodge grand caravan was stolen. Good luck making turns while holding on to the driver side door so it doesn't fling open! That van was pure class my man.
- TheTaoOfBill, on 02/24/2008, -0/+12Congrats. You have become the most annoying person on digg. Blocked with a vengeance.
- andywebb95, on 02/24/2008, -0/+12It is important that you be honest about your feelings
- allisonaxe, on 02/24/2008, -0/+12there's no joy in having to ride in a car that crappy.
- DucoNihilum, on 02/24/2008, -1/+12Until one of them gets shot for, you know, stealing.
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