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- mrivorey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+144LOL! You gotta know that they were just waiting for them to start their live report before walking out!!
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+96yeah, he actually uses it to open the door. it's hard to tell, with the mustache, but it appears the officer's smiling as he walks by.
- chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -3/+67Police: "We need to take this for evidence!"
- mistshadow2k4, on 10/12/2007, -1/+66Jesus, that thing is huge. If I had that I'd use it to block the tailpipe of my (annoying) neighbor's car.
- flamingmb, on 10/12/2007, -3/+59little to much explanation takes away from it being funny.
- TonyCubed, on 10/12/2007, -3/+46Or use it to fight the police off? :P
- kspurgeon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39Check list
Cocaine...check
Guns... check
Horse ***** dildo...check
well I think we have the crime scene wrapped up here. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+40was that the battering ram?
- gzim, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33You mean that restaurant with all the crap on the walls?
- GTPilot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+29yeah, the cop makes eye contact with the camera with a smirk just before he passes behind the reporter. lol.
- rockorager, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28I feel bad for living 5 minutes away from that place...What weirdos over there in Maplewood....
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+29@hody
a total of 4 people "conspired" against you, relax. - ArchAngel21x, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Reminds me of what Robin Williams said about Dildos.
"They come in 4 sizes. Small, medium, big, and who needs a man." - betterth, on 10/12/2007, -6/+26Candidate for most uses of "ha" in a comment award, 2006.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22that thing is huge! What kind of girl can fit that thing?
- Berkana, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19Heh. Looks like the police found themselves a weapon of ass destruction.
- easycheez, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17@hody- if its any consolation, I didn't dig you down til I saw your second comment.
- OutrightLie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16To Quote The Great George Carlin:
"And I want to distinguish between a maniac and a crazy person. A maniac will beat 7 people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat 7 people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Buggs Bunny suit at the time."
As a side note: When I spell checked this comment, to my surprise, dildo did not pop up as an unrecognized word. Lol. - LOLDOORS, on 10/12/2007, -9/+24Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called
Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. It was rumored that he was on
the take. Harry invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't
do a very good job. Within a minute Harry lost his temper and reached
for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch
black rubber *****. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death
with this; that was seen as a pleasant way to go . . . Hence, Hatchet
Harry is a man you pay if you owe. - ryansac, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Now I know why a detetective is called a dick.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Was it really?
But the graphics, clothing, and video quality were all so modern... - Klisk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Girl? Heh.
A guy was using it, definitely. I've heard stories of cocaine users having hookers come over and use giant dildos on them.
I guess when they said giant, they meant it. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14God... i hate to be your neighbor...
- nehigh, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16I wonder if the categorized that under "lethal weapon".
- Gatesophile, on 10/12/2007, -9/+20I'll digg anything with "dildo" in the title... (stolen from my friend Cat who said that to me when she sent me the link lol)
- cyssero, on 04/18/2009, -0/+11.. With a dildo!?
- jamessavik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12WTF? What relevancy does a big floppy dildo have to a drug bust? Why would they seize it? Was it one of those new fangled dildo bongs?
I have heard that cops steal anything that they want when they have a search warrent. After seeing this, it makes me wonder. - FISHMANPET, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I agree, hooray for living in the Twin Cities, land of giant dildo drug busts.
- Frankie4Fingers, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12By the burying that you got, I guess no one here saw Super Troopers.. nice shinanigans reference :)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13the officer is happy with his new Toy...
- sinembarg0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10How about using it to block the tailpipe of your annoying neighbor?
- Vouksh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9And the worst attempt at utilizing a pun ever goes to..... *insert dramatic pause here* SALMONIZED!!!!! *insert booing crowd with cinder blocks*
*SMACK* That's GOTTA hurt! - GregoryHarbin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10"knew it was spelled right"??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugs_Bunny - TheZetetic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Obi-Wan doing porn:
That's no moon. It's a dildo. - TheoBrixton, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Man his boss is gonna ream him when he sees this.
- jwjedi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Something tells me that cop won $50 and a few rounds of beer from his buddies. Hilarious clip!
- elnerdo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9He probably did it specifically to get it on live TV.
- cvrefugee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6That's what she said.
- andreo, on 10/12/2007, -5/+11I wonder if thats what the drug dealer used on people that owed him money or does coke dull the senses so much that the lady of the house could use nothing smaller.
Or perhaps they used that to smuggle the coke around in...
I'm just fishing for answers, sorry. - joeykadlec, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7niice.
- jibber11, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5That is young Mark Suppelsa, who is now news anchor at Fox News Chicago! Pretty funny!
- YumYumKittyLoaf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4You're all wrong, it's Efrum the Retarded Rabbit.
- Gatesophile, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Sorry, but she would've killed me
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4No, we don't. Women (and men) do not have "bottomless pits" for...um...cavities. I once dated a girl that was genetically "shallow". (Ask any woman... hitting the cerevix HURTS.) She couldn't take all of me...and I'm not a porn star by any means.
Bigger than average...but not a porn star. ;) - 500freestyle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Holy crap. Its so big.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5No pun intended...right?
- capitapf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3ill second that, too bad it look like its from 15 years ago.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"-3 diggs for making a valid point? ***** you all -- I'm quitting my account."
Good. It's evident that nobody likes you from the horrific digg down you received. - OutrightLie, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6It did, but I knew it was spelled right, so I clicked Ignore. Duh.
But I guess "pheed" didn't come up as misspelled when you made your username either. - Genthree, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6your mom...
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