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- friarcrazy, on 04/24/2008, -3/+442Apparently Ecstasy makes you a very efficient lumberjack.
- arcooke, on 04/24/2008, -0/+260For some reason that reminds me of:
http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~bedding/zidane.htm ...
That head-butt thing is so funny. - unicronband, on 04/24/2008, -13/+231LOLtrees?
- hydratedsquash, on 04/24/2008, -0/+186Ive never tried beaver. Im curious.
- falstaff, on 04/24/2008, -1/+173You're not the only Digger who's never had any beaver.
(Oh yes, I went there) - MuffinPatrol, on 04/24/2008, -2/+107I probably should be studying for finals.
...ohh penis theft on rise? that looks interesting. - inactive, on 04/24/2008, -0/+96One of my neighbors stole an oven for crack.
A ***** OVEN. - inactive, on 04/24/2008, -3/+93This answered all the questions I ever had about drugs.
- CMaff24, on 04/24/2008, -0/+87psilocybes are the same as shrooms right? this guy must be trippin
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -3/+87Now just imagine Chuck Norris on Ecstasy.
- lukemandese, on 04/24/2008, -0/+78Let it be know, Arnold Shwarzenegger is Lenin with a chain saw.
- ichbeineinrcg, on 04/24/2008, -2/+76...at which point you toss it over to the crackhead, who is substituting for a logging truck.
And pot makes you grow to enormous proportions and smoke trees. - allengeer, on 04/24/2008, -3/+66why does he carry the tree away for cocaine. i dont get it.
- Jenadae, on 04/24/2008, -2/+61You ever hold a chainsaw while on ecstasy? The vibrations man.
- woofer1125, on 04/24/2008, -4/+58Anyone notice the scared expression on the Tolkien tree?
- MississippiLife, on 04/24/2008, -22/+74Totally hilarious and very accurate!
- skeptic42, on 04/24/2008, -1/+48Dugg for ancient, Shakespearean language
- platipuz, on 04/24/2008, -1/+44Iz in your yard, growing slowly
- fluffyturtle, on 04/24/2008, -0/+42As seen by digg users: Falcon PUNCH!!!
- gak001, on 04/24/2008, -8/+50Shut - the - ***** - up.... no. The answer is no. Just... don't. No.
- lukemandese, on 04/24/2008, -4/+42Please don't give anyone ideas
- Historicast, on 04/24/2008, -2/+35I can vouch for them getting alcohol right.
If anything it narrows your mind instead of expanding it. - ZimJimmy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+33One of my ovens stole my neighbor for crack.
My ***** NEIGHBOR. - jjremy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+32That's when you know it's time to move out of the neighbourhood.
- FaithclubDotNet, on 04/24/2008, -1/+33Trees don't talk like cats.
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -4/+34To be completely honest, the last thing I want to do whenever I do ecstasy is cut down trees. I'd rather hug the tree. I guess I'm a hippy :)
- vidiot2332, on 04/24/2008, -0/+29One of stoles cracked my neighbor for an oven.
My ***** Stole - skippyoh, on 04/24/2008, -3/+32Even as a purveyor of exotic chemicals I don't understand half of these.
- KMartSheriff, on 04/24/2008, -2/+30Right, forgot the internet is serious business.
- shakbhaji, on 04/24/2008, -2/+29Cocaine's a helluva drug.
- keviniskool, on 04/24/2008, -0/+25With penis theft this rampant, finals are the least of your worries.
- dh122, on 04/24/2008, -0/+23OK, OK, here's your problem. You're using AOL.
- BakaDrgn, on 04/24/2008, -0/+19Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
- Takteek, on 04/24/2008, -0/+18According to lolgrammar, yard should probably be plural.
- jperdomo, on 04/24/2008, -0/+18Your mom's on LSD. Now see how stupid that sounds
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -1/+19***** finals
- neutralmind, on 04/24/2008, -0/+17I hope you were getting the vibes from the right end.
- SolaFida, on 04/24/2008, -3/+20Insert "that's what she said" joke.
- SolaFida, on 04/24/2008, -2/+17*****
- Genetico, on 04/24/2008, -0/+15And knowing is half the battle!
- mrm3x1can, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14One of my neighbors stole crack for an oven
***** crack - PtoS382, on 04/24/2008, -2/+16Cocaine makes you a tank, ever seen Scarface?
- zerozidane, on 04/24/2008, -2/+16Well said.
- hammburglar, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15i think that would create some sort of wormhole to another dimension where trees cut you. or is that just soviet russia?
- DickInyerhole, on 04/24/2008, -1/+14more like stripTREES
but seriously folks... - theWrkncacnter, on 04/24/2008, -1/+14AND YOU NEVER WILL!
- jonmlm, on 04/24/2008, -2/+15first couple were funny. would be better if they were spread out a bit in daily doses.
- KMartSheriff, on 04/24/2008, -0/+12Seriously. Why don't they just show this ***** in High School?
- drgmdp, on 04/24/2008, -1/+13bad trip
- happyisdeb, on 04/24/2008, -1/+13The 'shroom' tree should be accurately titled 'Ecstasy'.
I've never wanted to hug a tree or see it light up like a rave while on shrooms. Only sit next to one, stare at it and question the similarities between us.
...Oh jeez. -
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