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- Linkin4, on 01/07/2009, -2/+116By the end I was like, I think this is about milked dry... and then... oh.
- Tophillious, on 01/07/2009, -4/+116"this is my *****"
"what did you just call me?" - thedsack, on 01/07/2009, -13/+105This > Rap
- cle2105, on 01/07/2009, -2/+92It's good, but I don't think this is as good as "High as *****" or "Everyday Normal Guy"
- captaingary, on 01/07/2009, -1/+85I get nervous in social situations, *****!
- vickers500, on 01/07/2009, -4/+51You want some of dis, bitch?
- diggcommentguy, on 01/07/2009, -16/+57Show me your genitals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM - Nidy1, on 01/07/2009, -2/+39Alright, I'll be the first nerd to point out he got the Contra Code wrong. You only type in "B A" once before select start.
- welliamwallace, on 01/07/2009, -2/+36Someone get this guy in a movie ASAP
- luke16, on 01/07/2009, -4/+33He's taking the piss but he's still a better rapper than Soulja boy.......and most active rappers.
- SwiftKick34, on 01/07/2009, -4/+32I'd much rather see your titties
- trixyfox, on 01/07/2009, -0/+24E = mc vagina
- tikibaloni, on 01/07/2009, -7/+30YEAAAA
Shout out from montreal! - WarnerK, on 01/07/2009, -3/+25This = Rap
- ChileanGoD, on 01/07/2009, -2/+23I like the self criticism at the end.
- ricepicker4000, on 01/07/2009, -2/+22Everyday Normal Guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
Everyday Normal Guy 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs - bmorris, on 01/07/2009, -2/+22Thought > Sweeping Generalizations
- ninjasandshiz, on 01/07/2009, -2/+17GENITALIA!
- IvanB, on 01/07/2009, -7/+21Steve FTW!
- mustache, on 01/07/2009, -1/+13Women are stupid, and i don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals, show me your genitals, genitalia! Women are equal and they deserve respect. Just kidding they should suck my dick. Vagina, Vagina, I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Is that better? - Juleslicious, on 01/07/2009, -4/+16lol John Lajoie is so funny, I knew him in a quebec soap tv show and when I saw him on youtube I was like WTF?!?!?! lol
- DragonForce4, on 01/08/2009, -4/+13-1 for being a *****
- vickers500, on 01/07/2009, -2/+112 > 1
- ParticleMan420, on 01/07/2009, -0/+9yea, but this is about jon lajoie not you.
- willr91, on 01/07/2009, -1/+9Your Genitalia!
- glui2001, on 01/07/2009, -2/+10dugg for Mike Tyson's Punch Out!
- QreepyBORIS, on 01/07/2009, -4/+12I wish it were a little less like each of the other "everyday normal" videos.
Jon Lajoie is great anyway, though, and Montreal is a cool city. - acormon, on 01/07/2009, -1/+8word son
although this ***** snow is ridiculous - poet, on 01/08/2009, -0/+7Earth?
- Blablah01, on 01/07/2009, -2/+9Mmm, rubarb...
- yocouchdigga, on 01/07/2009, -2/+9Call the ***** police! The internet is being inappropriate!? What has the series of tubes come to... for shame.
- ayeroxor, on 01/07/2009, -2/+9narupo: http://tinyurl.com/7vvjvp
- ausfahrt, on 01/07/2009, -3/+9He was just in town here and i missed the show ... DAMN!
- GolerGkA, on 01/07/2009, -2/+8Do you want some of this, bitch?
- Takfam, on 01/07/2009, -1/+7"The jokes getting old, I *****' agree with you"
Well, no arguments there, but if the next "Show me your genitals" is done this well, I don't think he'll get many complaints. - synapzgap, on 01/07/2009, -6/+12"Try...not giving a *****"
- opique, on 01/07/2009, -1/+7I lol'd. Dugg.
- NothingSoldier, on 01/08/2009, -0/+5Did you even watch the video?
- tikibaloni, on 01/07/2009, -1/+6yea. they say another 15cm tonight.
- bonez56, on 01/08/2009, -0/+5I can't put my penis in your college degree.
- CarStan, on 01/08/2009, -2/+7and totally destroy his funnyness like Adam Sandler? or any other comedian, for that matter
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -2/+7Lajoie is just too ***** funny. His last holiday video had me rolling.
- Takfam, on 01/07/2009, -0/+5My buddy's fiance loves "Cold Blooded Christmas."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA - synapzgap, on 01/07/2009, -2/+7"Personally, I love that *****!"
- tidu, on 01/07/2009, -0/+5Ha watch Pointless Profanity 1 and 2, you'll probably poop yourself
- gixxer600, on 01/08/2009, -0/+5no north America
- scarz99, on 01/08/2009, -0/+5I love me some chickens with human arms...
- demitio, on 01/08/2009, -0/+4Lyrics:
Hey yo! ***** NWA (Get the ***** outta here).
***** G Unit (***** that *****).
***** D12 (*****!).
Get the ***** out of the way (***** you bitch!).
Normal ***** crew (*****!).
Everyday normal crew (what what what what!).
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can ***** with us ’cause we won’t ***** with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If you’re hot bitches we’re too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.
This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo,
the best at Mike Tyson’s Punch Out on Nintendo.
From Glass Joe to Macho Man, yo he ***** ***** up,
then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.
And he’s also pretty good at Super Mario 3,
but he doesn’t use the clues cause he doesn’t like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesn’t like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that *****’s for pussies who don’t know how to fight.
Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that ’cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that *****, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn’t like Asian food.
That’s right bitches, he doesn’t like Asian food.
He doesn’t like the taste of soy sauce,
personally I love that ***** but he does not.
Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dark Knight, First Knight, A Knight’s Tale, and Knight Rider,
He even owns the ***** movie Street Fighter.
I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie,
as long as I take care of the box and don’t scratch the DVD,
cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldn’t notice when I brought it back.
but he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins.
He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito,
with Schwarzenegger, that’s a ***** comedic duo!
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.
Yo this is D and he’s a big ***** wrestling fan,
Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the ***** from the past.
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania.
It may come as no surprise that he’s never had sex,
but it doesn’t bother him ’cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky ***** like 2 Girls 1 Cup,
he’s ***** up I tried watching it I ***** threw up.
This my ***** KC (What the ***** did you just call me?),
Sorry…I’ll say friend.
This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew,
not because we’re racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully he’s a friend of a friend I don’t know him that well,
but not because he’s black my favorite actors are Denzel…
and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton,
but not because he’s white, but because of his acting.
This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles,
her favorite is McCarty and her least favorite is Ringo.
A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said she’d rather just be friends and thought I’d cry and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward ’cause we all hang out at least two times a week.
Finally, I ain’t me without my best friend Steve,
He’s got my *****’ back although he’s weaker than me.
He’ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then he’s my top gun like ***** Tom Cruise.
Jon Lajoie: Say it
Steve: Nah
Jon Lajoie: Say it, c’mon say it.
Steve: Nah
Steve: You want some of this bitch?! Money! Have a nice day bitch!
If you play organized sports say, “Hell yeah.”
If you watch 24 say, “Hell yeah.”
If the only ass you see is in porn say, “Hell yeah.”
If you eat chocolate when you’re bored say, “Hell yeah.”
I eat chocolate, a lot…when I’m bored. Um, I should stop though…
my metabolism is slowing down. I also like pie…cherry…rhubarb.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
the joke’s getting old I ***** agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same ***** from Normal Guy 1 and 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one and rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cow’s been milked dry…*****!
Steve: You want some of this bitch? You’ll never get it…it’s gonna go right up my *****.
______
Credit goes to http://www.videosundry.com/jon-lajoie/regular-evey ... - JCH897, on 01/08/2009, -0/+4And he admits to it without hesitation.
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -1/+5Yes Sir!
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