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- catfarmer, on 01/02/2008, -9/+143Didn't I hear Carlos Mencia do this bit?
- badwithcomputer, on 01/02/2008, -23/+122Joe Rogan is pretty high up on my list of celebrities I would want to hang out/take drugs with.
- guybrush3000, on 01/02/2008, -1/+70http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-784191871 ...
Carlos steals from Joe - Tripw0l, on 01/02/2008, -22/+88This whole stand-up is great. Joe Rogan is an incredibly smart guy
- techmoney, on 01/02/2008, -4/+59Yeah, by the sound of this he's been reading into the esoteric. Listen to his DMT experience if you get the chance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8
- look4alec, on 01/02/2008, -1/+47Yeah, Carlos did this bit, except he switched 'egyptians' to 'mexicans'.
- Tomboys, on 01/02/2008, -7/+47I love Joe Rogan! I agree with his assessment. I think the dumb ones are still out humping the smart ones.
- Chirp08, on 01/02/2008, -0/+39and added a ***** of unnecessary yelling and word exaggeration, cause thats funny, im told..
- Rotzooi, on 01/02/2008, -15/+43Joe Rogan also has an insanely informed and funny piece about DMT, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8
(No Rickrolling or other shenanigans, I promise) - TrevorBelmont, on 01/02/2008, -1/+22I think the key difference is that Idiocracy postulates that in the future mankind will be intellectually crippled by the stupid out breeding the smart and Joe suggests that it already happened, starting thousands of years ago and WE are already the result of this process.
- 0crabby0, on 01/02/2008, -1/+21But making fun of Alien technology, thats just stupid...
- lucutus, on 01/02/2008, -4/+23vote for Lohan!
- TruthFeeds, on 01/02/2008, -11/+29wondering when this was recorded? - hate to call Joe out, but it seems like this is the premise of the movie, Idiocracy
- x0mb13, on 01/02/2008, -1/+17Joe talks all faggy and stuff...but other than that i dont see the connection between the movie and this bit.
- fadetoone, on 01/02/2008, -4/+18Pfft, apparently not smart enough to know that the Goa'uld built the pyramids. Everyone knows that.
- funwithphobias, on 01/02/2008, -2/+15I support Rogan on the basis that he gives Mencia (Ned Holness) *****.
- MrSlumberjack, on 01/02/2008, -3/+14I think you mean 'out-humping' rather than 'out humping'
- pkonink, on 01/02/2008, -4/+14Very funny comedy. However it has been proven that for the construction of the pyramids the blocks were not quarried and transported, but rather that they were constructed from cement.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Scientists-Prove-th ... - protogenxl, on 01/02/2008, -3/+12So his news radio character was not far off from his actual self.
- MWeather, on 01/02/2008, -1/+10You should listen to your uncle. Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
- Morphinity, on 01/02/2008, -0/+9I'm looking at you, Dane Cook...
- lolmax, on 01/02/2008, -1/+10I believe the answer behind the pyramids is much simpler than people would expect....I tend to believe the stones were made with a cement-like mixture right on site, which would pretty much explain everything - the perfect shapes, the quickness of the building, etc. They probably created them right in place so there wasn't even any hoisting done
- ceris, on 01/02/2008, -8/+17He should write this into a movie.
Perhaps Mike Judge could direct? - hockey, on 01/02/2008, -2/+10The people digging you down are the same people who dugg Daniel Jackson down when he presented his theories.
- GREEDOnvrFIRED, on 01/02/2008, -2/+10Like so many things this is funny because it is true. I am so tired of people discounting the achievements of ancient civilizations. Joe hit the nail on the head. The Egyptians used sheer intelligence and man power to erect amazing monuments and our response is "duh, it must have been aliens."
- oldhick, on 01/02/2008, -2/+9Thats been explained many many times. Simply google "WTC7 collapse debunked" and you'll find out why your theory is still simply a theory and why many scientist disagree with you.
Hope that helps. Thanks! - zero, on 01/02/2008, -5/+12that blew my mind
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 01/02/2008, -2/+9Hell if they are paying, I would do drugs with just about any celebrity..
- boombye, on 01/02/2008, -1/+8This was way before Idiocracy even came out or was written. Not to mention, he says we're already there as opposed to the movie where it happens in the far future.
- skyfire1, on 01/02/2008, -1/+8This should have it's own digg article.
- thumperings, on 01/02/2008, -2/+8He's a truther too btw. He's all sorts of Alex Jones videos.
- TrevorBelmont, on 01/02/2008, -3/+9You seem to have a strong opinion about this movie and the people who watched it. This leads me to the conclusion that either:
A.) YOU watched the movie and by your own logic you should bury yourself twice.
or
B.) You have never seen the movie and have totally condemned it based on the version of the film you have written in your own mind which is prejudiced and slightly insane. - aidave, on 01/02/2008, -0/+6This one is better IMO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m51X4z1xVWE - ghounds07, on 01/03/2008, -0/+6if only mitch hedberg were still alive he'd top that list..
- loconet, on 01/02/2008, -4/+10I'm not sure why you are getting buried that is exactly what i thought as well. Mind you, Idiocracy did not pioneer the idea either.
- AngelicRaver, on 01/02/2008, -0/+5What does anything have to do with them being black?
- RichieDagger, on 01/02/2008, -0/+5I saw him do this bit at least 3 years ago at the Comedy Store
- ParticleMan420, on 01/03/2008, -0/+5because racism is only bad when white people do it
- redDC143C, on 01/03/2008, -0/+5Jack Daniels was a scienti... wait.. I'm drunk again!
- maxberrevoets, on 01/02/2008, -0/+5Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
- boombye, on 01/02/2008, -0/+4Someone has issues.
- BriscoeJr, on 01/02/2008, -0/+4OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE!
- jesus8mypoptart, on 01/02/2008, -0/+4lmao drugs with celebrities FTW!
- rspeed, on 01/02/2008, -1/+5The point isn't letting him believe what he wants to believe, nobody is arguing that he shouldn't have that right. It's that you really shouldn't give any consideration to the opinions of someone who holds such beliefs. If my uncle says we didn't land on the moon, it follows that his theory about fluoridated water shouldn't have much credence to me.
- NotOptium, on 01/02/2008, -1/+5You've studied Rogan's beliefs?
- etx313, on 01/02/2008, -1/+5Ohhh Thank you Joe Rogan! /tyrone bigums
- ashmael, on 01/02/2008, -5/+8Simple. The building fell in free fall speed, encountering no resistance at any point of its collapse. This means that the floors didn't hit each other on the way down, which is only possible if they were no longer connected to the structure and were falling at the same time. Now, you explain how a small hole in the side of the building and fires for a couple hours manage to disconnect every floor from the support columns at the same time.
- inactive, on 01/03/2008, -0/+3In reality, quranimals invaded Egypt, killed descendants of ancient Egyptians who built the pyramids, turned Egypt into a *****, and are showing the pyramids to foreign tourists as we speak.
- inajeep, on 01/02/2008, -1/+4I like Rogan, his BJ skit is hysterical. Stern plays the weight lifting one all the time but while this one was funny I didn't think it was front page material.
- guybrush3000, on 01/02/2008, -0/+3well idiocracy didn't claim that we were smart, just not as retarded as we will become. So this is basically the prequel to Idiocracy
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