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  • bixby1, on 05/14/2008, -7/+30dugg for funniest title i've seen in a while
    • unicronband, on 05/14/2008, -1/+32I watched it for like 5 minutes thinking, "this isn't funny" until I realized it wasn't a parody.
    • bluezinc, on 05/14/2008, -1/+11His excuses are all really lame, why doesn't he just say, "back off Jesus, I like to spank it, who doesn't?"
    • dfsjdkflasjk, on 05/14/2008, -2/+2not funny and too long
    • ElbertF, on 05/14/2008, -1/+3OG(sus)C
    • cerberus9090, on 05/14/2008, -1/+0No it gets pretty funny toward the end. Seeing the 'actor' getting angry is quite entertaining.
  • iamronburgundy, on 05/14/2008, -10/+8He should have just jerked it!
  • JoeyDigital, on 05/14/2008, -4/+22i remember when he caught me skipping class in HS. embarrassing....
  • yellowcakewalk, on 05/14/2008, -4/+42Look at the actor. Living proof Jesus lived until the age of 55.
    • feshmania, on 05/14/2008, -1/+4living proof that Christians have no concept of time.

      also, didn't jesus have flowing magnificent beard?
    • Takfam, on 05/14/2008, -0/+3Jesus looks like Blue from Old School.

      YOU'RE MY BOY JESUS! YOU'RE MY BOY!
    • worldchanger, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2that was the whitest Jesus I've ever seen.
    • userperson, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1He's not 55 he's more like 2055... or his spirit ghost is... when you're a 2000 year old spirit ghost... maybe you won't look so good either.
  • alski707, on 05/14/2008, -2/+16mmm Jesus seems to have a slight beer gut these days
  • rrbest, on 05/14/2008, -12/+70This is the dumbest ***** thing I've seen on digg in a long time. Take this off comedy immediately.
    • jcaino, on 05/14/2008, -6/+14The comedy is in the fact that this is...oh never mind, you still wouldn't get it.
    • luchid, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1This is the funniest kind of comedy: non-intentional comedy.
    • matrixbandit, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1No, I'm with rrbest in that it wasn't funny at all. Funny things don't put me through 9 minutes of palpable awkwardness as I wait in vain for a punchline that never comes. No. That was stupid.
  • jigulous, on 05/14/2008, -5/+6Jesus!!!
  • ludwik, on 05/14/2008, -1/+9Original source (GodTube.com): http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2e7c ...
    • wickensworth, on 05/14/2008, -0/+12Funny how that's two short letters away from RedTube.com
      • destron, on 05/14/2008, -0/+7"I'm sorry Jesus! I mistyped the URL! It's only two letters off! And the video autoplayed! It's not my fault!"
  • ephogy, on 05/14/2008, -1/+10TLDW
  • traphik, on 05/14/2008, -3/+21/yawn
  • fugtastic, on 05/14/2008, -0/+16Through the power of my blood, resurrection, and my word... you can enjoy bondage... I mean be free of bondage...
    • Takfam, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Bondage? Well, he did have holes in his hands. Maybe he forgot the safe word?
  • storstygg, on 05/14/2008, -1/+30the real devil is those ads that keep popping into the frame
  • killbert24, on 05/14/2008, -11/+13The idea is funny but the execution wasn't amusing at all; it was actually very serious in my opinion.
    • macweirdo42, on 05/14/2008, -0/+18That's because it was originally meant to be serious, which is part of what makes it funny.
    • teoria, on 05/14/2008, -0/+4Probably because it WAS serious. It came from www.Godtube.com after all. I have to say though, even as a Christian, I can't help but find some videos like this either ridiculous or hysterical. This video fell into the former category.
      • luvkit, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2Christians need help not looking so bad. Good acting really isn't that hard. Perhaps some stage movement. You know, Jesus crosses stage right. The man gets up and walks away with his back to Jesus.

        I should clearly direct Christian commercial skits.
    • fakekevinrose, on 05/14/2008, -1/+1It was taken from godtube.com
  • diggnationvwr, on 05/14/2008, -3/+2Funny without trying to be. :)
    • userperson, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1The first minute or so ... then its dragged back in to ' blah blah blah blah ... '
      ... wait ... the last minute is pretty funny.
  • mindule, on 05/14/2008, -4/+19Is this funny at all?
    • destron, on 05/14/2008, -0/+4Yes, it is funny. Very funny. And completely stupid.
    • TheXuu, on 05/14/2008, -0/+4"I'm your Prince of Peace!"
      • astx813, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2"You can find your piece in me" Superb!
    • comradeTJH, on 05/14/2008, -1/+3I think it's just plain boring.
    • ripple123, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1I think this is what Christians, their minds deadened as they are, think passes for humor
  • Akraz, on 05/14/2008, -2/+9lame
  • leerayIG88, on 05/14/2008, -4/+2JEBUS!
  • destron, on 05/14/2008, -3/+25Why do Christians put such stupid things on the internet?
    • toekneebullard, on 05/14/2008, -1/+10To piss off the atheists.
      • destron, on 05/14/2008, -0/+10I don't think this is pissing off atheists... I think they're just ROFLing at it
        • veilrap, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2Meh It's a little more on the scary side than ROFL side.
    • cowsgonemadd3, on 05/14/2008, -7/+2Its not stupid. Lusting is sin.
      • luchid, on 05/14/2008, -1/+1What's a sin? Is that something relative to the wacky nutjob fairytale fantasies of that imaginary friends and it's stories?
    • abran1984, on 05/14/2008, -2/+4Yeah, we're the only ones who put stupid things up on the Internet
    • Andrwmorph, on 05/14/2008, -2/+3Its because they are stupid enough to believe in an invisible, all-knowing sky daddy that created us all.
      /generic atheist comment
      • worldchanger, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1well aren't we arrogant?

        it's one thing for you to disagree with what they believe; it's quite another thing for you to sling insults at them for what they believe. the only reason that issues like religion are so divisive and polarizing are because of people like you on both sides of the table, who sling insults and cliches, instead of engaging in any sort of mature, productive commentary.

        grow up, child.
        • Andrwmorph, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1The children that need to grow up are the ones that believe in child fantasies. To me, an adult that believes in god is the same thing as an adult that believes in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
  • coheedcollapse, on 05/14/2008, -0/+15I lost it when jesus said that he could help him.
  • gnomead, on 05/14/2008, -4/+16People are dying of famine, but Jesus is busy catching some moron watching porn and helping rappers win Grammies. Makes a lot of sense.
  • Skankingmike, on 05/14/2008, -3/+9Since When did Jesus Create man? Can't the Bible thumpers at least get that part of the bible correct?
    • toekneebullard, on 05/14/2008, -1/+7Jesus is God, God made man, etc etc.

      Google "The Trinity" and be confused.
    • LukeHenry, on 05/14/2008, -2/+3um ..... you shouldn't be talking about correctness if you don't know anything about the subject.

      listen to toekneebullard and look it up. I'm tired of people not knowing their facts.
      • Tyr7BE, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2Everyone else is tired of you knowing yours.
      • tacojohn48, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2If you look at the Biblical account of creation God says let us make man in our image. With us and our being plural that is seen as an early indication of the Trinity. Also John 1:3 says Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.
      • Skankingmike, on 05/14/2008, -1/+0I know about the subject and God created Man Jesus is the Son of god (so sayeth some guy 2000 years ago with no historical accuracy). Just because some crazy American bible people say Jesus is this and Jesus is that doesn't mean you can discredit the first part of the bible in which you believe in.

        it's just asinine.
        • Monkeydew06, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Your lazy-ass statement is asinine... Why take the time to re-butt LukeHenry if your (not only) going to prove that you know nothing about the bible (despite stating "Can't the Bible thumpers at least get that part of the bible correct?"), but also half-ass a statement with little punctuation and incoherent babbling.
          Your a hypocrite.
          And you Fail.
    • Joepg, on 05/14/2008, -0/+0John 1:3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.
  • cambob76, on 05/14/2008, -5/+5... and finishes him off? sorry couldn't help it.
  • nak5ive, on 05/14/2008, -2/+7it's...it's my man flesh!

    HAAA
  • KMyHero, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1This guy is like Tyler Durden 25 years in the future (see: his rant on sexuality in society). Awesome.
  • btsr7414, on 05/14/2008, -0/+7"You know what a man likes."

    Creepy.
  • fakekevinrose, on 05/14/2008, -2/+5it's ok, Jesus frequents redtube
  • chicofaraby, on 05/14/2008, -3/+13Boring. Did it ever get funny? I bailed after a minute and a half of utter boredom.
    • techeric, on 05/14/2008, -3/+2That's a big ole fat "no." 10 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
    • worldchanger, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1that's what she said.
  • Chameleongoo, on 05/14/2008, -1/+8Taken from comments on godtube-
    "Saved" and stating "Jesus Christ is my personal Lord and Savior" Sociocide, does NOT mean, go forth and live in a pitiful, careless, impure way. The Ten COMMANDMENTS..not the 10 suggestions. A lot of the modern churches (this kills me) focus on God's love...fluffy, popular, easy stuff to talk about it. The same God who is Love Himself is ALSO JUST! And therefore we must fear Him reverentially. The God of the beautiful ocean, is the same God of the tsunamies. THe power of our Creator is immense. This matter (porn) is VERY VERY, VERY vital. Dig deeper my friend..it permeates a LOT of the world's problems...abuse, violence, rape, homicide. Dr Dobson has lots of research on this....and well....a lot of common sense too. God is simple in His laws. We make things complicated. Thank you for this video"
    No wonder I'm always raping people!
  • sconant, on 05/14/2008, -0/+11Jesus looks like a homeless man
    • worldchanger, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1he looks like he just woke up from a drug-induced coma in his hippie days.
  • fuzionmuse, on 05/14/2008, -1/+8lame. buried.
  • aserer511, on 05/14/2008, -4/+8A mac? REALLY?
    • jimmy17, on 05/14/2008, -0/+8Thats what the whole video is about.
      "I'm sorry jesus, i know its sexy but it's wrong, so wrong!"
  • liquidhalcyon, on 05/14/2008, -4/+3tl;dw
    • dondara, on 05/14/2008, -0/+3ok, I give. WTF does "tl;dw" mean? I missed that day in meme class.
  • Raedvvulf, on 05/14/2008, -3/+4That was REALLY ***** annoying.
    Also, one cannot talk to a dead guy.
  • Nougat, on 05/14/2008, -3/+3This is what happens to people who attempt to repress human nature.
  • baronvonrolo, on 05/14/2008, -3/+3No pleasing Jesus is there?
  • darnit, on 05/14/2008, -1/+4funny title, lame video. buried.
  • Kamacurus, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1re tar ded
  • 8ight, on 05/14/2008, -0/+27 minutes in... and these guys are ***** crazy. He overacts like Jerry Van Dyke.
  • GameLinkRocks, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2Interesting that he blames the wife before he blames SATAN and his dad and the hot girls at work. Jesus got it all wrong at the end...sounds like this guy WANTS to be in bondage.
  • four444, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1Considering how many comments are saying how this is lame, I'm betting it will make it to the top 10....much like yesterday's "Truth in website logos".. since that's how it works in the mysterious world of digg.
  • destron, on 05/14/2008, -1/+2Why is he watching porn on a stage? Is it some kind of play?
  • Saiyanz, on 05/14/2008, -0/+5wtf who is digging this?
  • Monkeydew06, on 05/14/2008, -0/+7Who sits at a desk saying, oh yeah, that's what a man likes.. yes...
    Also, Music + Porn = *****

    Dugg for oddly dressed Jesus
    • Metman, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2What?! Oh come on some of that classic 70s bass/drum music is awesome... what other music can you play at full volume and make every person in earshot think about sex.
  • busek0, on 05/14/2008, -1/+3Lame.
  • xtrench, on 05/14/2008, -2/+2Cheesus Crust!
  • ausoff2, on 05/14/2008, -1/+3Lord, i know i shouldn't be doing this....But this movie sucked. Heard the same line for 9 minutes. Maybe if they got Spielberg directing it woulda been more interesting.
    • tacojohn48, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1I think they were going for parallelism in all of his excuses being of the same structure and all being insufficient of taking the blame.
  • GuitarHeroDenn, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Crazy Christians
  • lundeja, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1I advise turning it off after about 45 seconds... maybe sooner.
  • optoomistic, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2dugg for the bill oriely clip i found beløw!!!
    • worldchanger, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1dude... where have you been for the last 48 hours??
  • built2spill, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Childish and primitive, indeed.
    http://www.boingboing.net/2008/05/13/einstein-reli ...
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