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- yugosakimi, on 04/10/2009, -6/+641Almost distracts from the soft-core porn going on in the sidebar...
- huff51, on 04/11/2009, -2/+370im so used to going to websites that have that i somehow tune it out and am frequently accused of looking at porn if someone walks by. then i have to tell them if i was looking at porn id have my dick in my hand which usually leads to an awkward silence.
- woofers07, on 04/11/2009, -1/+320Damn, I'm totally the guy who IMs stupid link then logs off. And now I can't send this to anyone.
- ivansusanin, on 04/11/2009, -10/+268buried for inaccuracy. I don't have that many friends :'(
- mizznike, on 04/11/2009, -5/+251dugg for the parent's one friend who knows about the internet
- skippy562, on 04/11/2009, -0/+189or...guy who keeps logging in and out for some reason.
- Alanamaslama, on 04/11/2009, -0/+184There's always one or two awkward people who IM you to say "whats up" and absolutely nothing else.
- nikki2300dk, on 04/11/2009, -0/+182missing "girl i don't really like but feel bad deleting"
- CHRisISawESOMe9, on 04/11/2009, -1/+175lol at BJ face.
- slightlyoffbeat, on 04/11/2009, -5/+143Remember..."Your Diggs help keep HolyTaco on the Internets."
- harris, on 04/11/2009, -1/+132"I'm twittering!"
- yohnstoppable, on 04/11/2009, -1/+131Sucks to be you, I don't even have to have separate groups!
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:( - Gowmars, on 04/11/2009, -2/+121Don't forget the guy who IM's you saying "What's up?" Then you replay back, but they never respond to you after that.
- felman87, on 04/10/2009, -7/+123I'd be "Guy Who's Never Online" unless we're talking about Digg or Reddit, then I'm always online.
- inactive, on 04/11/2009, -5/+119mine is more like:
* some guy i used to play counterstrike with
* someone named partymike who is never online
* AIM bot
* some guy who thought I was a girl and I never deleted his user name
I think thats all of them :( - mickeylaspalmas, on 04/11/2009, -0/+110mining is hard work.
- visionaryIX, on 04/11/2009, -0/+99I don't have ex-girlfriends :(
- basickly, on 04/11/2009, -2/+94First of all, you would have to be that guy to know that guy.
Second of all, maybe he lives on the west coast. - iSocket, on 04/11/2009, -0/+90Think he's implying he's never had a girlfriend before, thus he would not have an ex.
- Farmer77, on 04/11/2009, -1/+85I got some maybe you guys can relate:
*The IM name of a girl you chatted with only once or twice and never see online again, but you suspect she's still online, just using a different IM that she gives out to close friends only.
* The IM name of your roommate or your sibling in the next bedroom, who uses it to transfer files between his computer and yours because you are both too lazy to learn how to set up a file sharing network.
*The person with the very weird font, with a weird color and weird size.
*The person on your IM list you have no idea who it is until you politely ask them. Then you remember and decide to keep that person on your IM list, but you still never talk to that person afterwards.
- smash20, on 04/11/2009, -0/+84That guy would be me. 4:30 and I'm going strong.
- Tenlow, on 04/11/2009, -6/+78I actually have my buddy list sorted into two groups. People I have had sex with and people I haven't had sex with. One group is substantially larger than the other. I'll let you figure that one out.
- 12916studios, on 04/11/2009, -0/+71I'm the guy that is always online, never changes his status to anything but, and is always on at 3:00 AM. The only time I log off is when my computer is asleep between classes, or I have to briefly shut it down to cool it off.
I'm never not online. It's quite pathetic. - hammer310, on 04/11/2009, -0/+70What about the guy who is always on at 3 in the morning. What is that dude doing anyway?
- hammburglar, on 04/11/2009, -1/+65i have a friend that says mine as well and supposively. we never tell him hes wrong and just laugh at him. i hope you arent him.
- inactive, on 04/11/2009, -0/+58One of my friends panicked the other day when they saw I was offline, I was fixing my computer but when I turned it back on I was badgered with "WHERE WERE YOU?" "THAT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE LOGGED OFF MSN IN 4 YEARS!"
I got instantly depressed. - kingmanic, on 04/11/2009, -0/+50might as well mine as well.
- Lith25, on 04/11/2009, -3/+52dugg for "guy who's been idle for way to long". I must have 4 friends who do nothing but sit on idle. They never respond to any IM's; they mine as well not be there.
- Culero, on 04/11/2009, -2/+48all mine have converted to cellphone contacts.
- lamiaconfitor, on 04/11/2009, -1/+46Its hard not to come when a girl licks your remote.
- AgentOgre, on 04/11/2009, -0/+45i dugg for its overall accuracy. Female friend who always messages guys when she's sad is a good one.
- techdever, on 04/11/2009, -0/+44How is babby formed?
- PiratesSayARR, on 04/11/2009, -1/+45nm
Then 45 minutes of nothing.
Then you always have to make a decision about whether or not you should say bye to them before you log off. - tightsqueeze, on 04/11/2009, -0/+44If it were really honest, there would be nearly a thousand buddies on the list, but just ten would be online and none of them would be anyone you want to talk to.
- inactive, on 04/11/2009, -0/+41how else will they show you their awesome new screen name without logging in and out every 20 seconds!
- tidu, on 04/11/2009, -0/+40^ Dugg for name and incredibly insulting, incoherent and/or completely irrelevant comment
- oda1, on 04/11/2009, -1/+41How about the guy who always appears offline?
and this guy pisses me off the most:
lool! yes! this one pisses me off the most.
"sup?"
"not much"
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"hello? WHY MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE LEAVING?" - Azathothh, on 04/11/2009, -1/+40the dude's face is hilarious
- Rikushix, on 04/11/2009, -0/+39We don't need to, you've told us everything we need to know.
By the way, if you get a knock on your door in the next hour or so, don't bother getting to answer it, it'll be knocked down in a storm of tear gas anyway. - bot001220, on 04/11/2009, -1/+39No, you've just looked up and seen that expression before ;p
- noahgelman, on 04/11/2009, -3/+40This buddy list would be twice as awesome if it belonged to a girl
- bulbasuar, on 04/11/2009, -1/+36How about a whole list of people who do nothing but ask how to fix mundane PC issues that a simple check on google could do.
How do i forward ports?
How do i get rid of virus?
How do i install iTunes?
But that slept like:
Hw do i do tings wit me cumpter? - almj, on 04/11/2009, -2/+34I honestly didn't see it....
- inactive, on 04/11/2009, -0/+30I never had a girlfriend. =/
- Whatasillyhat, on 04/11/2009, -0/+30But just what are you doing?!
- lpcustom, on 04/11/2009, -0/+30A decent IM will mark you as away automatically. So, I'm one of those who leaves our IM without an away message. Speaking as such, we hate the "quotes in status" people. I declare a feud between our two clans.
- dpknc84, on 04/11/2009, -2/+31Huh, I'm sorry all I saw was a blue tongue on that page.
- atgmac, on 04/11/2009, -2/+31Dugg for content on the right... well almost
- Derter, on 04/11/2009, -3/+31I'm the guy with the status always set to busy. And probably the intellectual too. Oh and... is a pic of Jack Bauer consider as an ironic pop culture avatar?!
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