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If you look over your left shoulder, you'll see a "That Guy"

collegehumor.com — This is a textbook example of how not to look when hot girls are being photographed and you happen to be caught in the frame.

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  • Cloud7659, on 05/10/2008, -10/+691It rubs the lotion on its skin.
  • alisiacam, on 05/10/2008, -23/+1019her mom let her out of the house looking like that???
    • rentmitchum, on 05/10/2008, -35/+356You're implying the mom would lock her in the house dressed like that and have her own twisted incestuous way with her?

      You're sick.
    • a1cd, on 05/10/2008, -14/+143His mom let HIM out of the house looking like that?!?
      • staticxsoad, on 05/10/2008, -4/+46His mom let HIM out of her womb looking like that?!?
        • michaelb323, on 05/10/2008, -22/+3your mom didnt get an abortion?
      • ParticleMan420, on 05/10/2008, -2/+5*****, he's the best looking one there.
        whats with the blue doily she's got tied around her neck?
      • Gutterpunk, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Well maybe he told her that he was going as Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber?
    • AWBoy666, on 05/10/2008, -19/+455Seriously. Parents need to stop letting their kids dress like whores. I don't even know any whores that dress that slutty. Fishnets for prom!?!?!
      • CYR1X, on 05/10/2008, -9/+60There's no way that's for prom. You think the school would let her get in looking like that?
        • turpenine, on 05/10/2008, -46/+9having recently gone to prom at 3 schools in one year.
          yes.
          (also yes i am kind of bragging a little.)
          • bitterbug, on 05/10/2008, -0/+73You're on digg bragging about going to prom? If you want diggs talk about what happened when you dropped a LOLcat in the large hadron collider.
          • Goblin, on 05/10/2008, -1/+19kreatin blak hols, ur doin it rong.
          • LoveAndSeagulls, on 05/10/2008, -0/+23wow. you must be one of those guys that constantly mentions your girlfriend in every other sentence
          • dmacmattack, on 05/10/2008, -0/+14It's not really that hard to goto prom you do realize that,right.
          • rentmitchum, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Best cat based experiment since Schrodinger's.
        • Eira, on 05/10/2008, -2/+12You obviously had an all female staff at your high school.
        • MavRevMatt, on 05/10/2008, -1/+61Yes, they would. Girls can come to the school I attend in bikini tops if they want to. Granted they're total sluts but they can still do that. For prom they can do pretty much anything other than be topless.
          • ubuwalker31, on 05/10/2008, -0/+40Oh yea? What school is that?
          • dOOBiEx213, on 05/10/2008, -4/+27@ubuwalker31
            EVERY school in California...especially the Greater Los Angeles Area. Not that I'm complaining ^^.
          • MavRevMatt, on 05/10/2008, -0/+7Not even in Cali, although I'd expect it to be like that. I'm in Texas though.
          • Synapse84, on 05/10/2008, -1/+19@dOOBiEx213
            I attended K-12 in San Jose, Cali and any time a female wore shorts too short, or even showed the belly button they'd be issued "Loaner" clothes.. Which was basically the school PE sweats, with the word "Loaner" written on them with a sharpie.
          • Hadriagh, on 05/10/2008, -1/+5I may be 4 years out of highschool by now but back in the day in my Texas school you couldn't show your belly button or any part of your stomach, shorts had to go below your middle finger when your arms hung down, and tank top straps had to be wider than 2 fingers.
          • CJDUFFMAN, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4Bottomless?
          • dudefaceguyman, on 05/10/2008, -0/+7My highschool did the same thing Synapse (Red Bluff, Northern California). Though oddly they didn't care about Prom, not that I attended I just saw pictures. As I had more important things..to attend..to....

            Shut up.
          • TokenWhiteGuy, on 05/11/2008, -0/+8Pedo bear requests the address to your school.
          • Slayer166, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1*****, I'm moving.
      • novenator, on 05/10/2008, -28/+73the 50s called. they want their values back.
        • DephexTwin, on 05/10/2008, -11/+76The jerk store called. They're all out of you!
          • kaytrio, on 05/10/2008, -1/+18What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
          • hhswatkins, on 05/10/2008, -3/+9Oh yeah?!? WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!
          • pointlessjon, on 05/10/2008, -3/+2ME TOO!
        • icemounts, on 05/10/2008, -12/+2hahahah, well played.
        • laronde20, on 05/10/2008, -4/+26the values called. they want their 50s back.
        • ElAssoWipo, on 05/10/2008, -7/+44Lol @ the 50's.

          This is the first time in human civilization where dressing underaged girls like whores is acceptable. And I do mean whores, not just dress sexy.

          That girl is dressed like an 1850's saloon whore.
          • Mark03, on 05/10/2008, -3/+26Before the 20th century the term underaged was unheard of.
          • shinythingy, on 05/10/2008, -1/+9and nobody complained
        • antifreeze11, on 05/10/2008, -1/+17or a 2000's crack whore.
        • RobotBuddha, on 05/10/2008, -12/+7Seriously, times change, change with them or you wind up sounding like a grandfather complaining about how everything's changed since the pristine values of the depression. "slutty" is just a cultural artifict, and men have been complaining about women dressing that way ever since the invention of the birth control pill allowed women to have the same amount of sexual freedom men have enjoyed. There's always this unspoken, annoying, assumption as well that the reason it's bad is because all men are unthinking rape machines that'll unleash the fury at the merest suggestion of a ankle.
          • Tazmaster, on 05/10/2008, -1/+14The girl has obvious natural beauty. There's no need for her to dress herself up like that. The reason it's bad isn't because men are "unthinking rape machines", as you put it, but rather because she's a human being that deserves more dignity than what she shows in that picture.

          • bitterbug, on 05/10/2008, -2/+5@tazmaster
            Robotbuddha didn't make the accusation that men are unthinking rape machines. They were commenting on the common assumption that men are. A good chunk of society thinks men can't control their urges, and women who dress in a certain way "deserve what they get".
            And it's all *****.

            Buddha, I dugg you up.
        • Danby123, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1The 90's called. they want their jokes back.
      • ArandiaT, on 05/10/2008, -1/+17So, out of curiosity, how many whores *do* you know?
        • stilesja, on 05/10/2008, -0/+10Nine. Why?
        • MeltingIce, on 05/11/2008, -0/+37... there are 7 prostitutes.
        • CZzyzx41, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2Outside of your mom, your sisters, your wife and your ex wife? Don't get me started on your daughters. They're next.
      • antiorblkflag9, on 05/10/2008, -0/+12But I like fishnets....
      • mkump, on 05/10/2008, -0/+12Girls like that made porn look classy
    • JedicodeWarrior, on 05/10/2008, -10/+168Yeah, sure. The "come rape me and bury me in a shallow grave" look is *in* these days.
      • JakeyG14, on 05/10/2008, -11/+4Haha, the ol' "Did you not see what she was wearing?!" defence, don't worry, fella, the jury will probably have your back...
      • Ford_Prefect2nd, on 05/10/2008, -2/+5Yeah, dressed like that she's asking for it right.... oh wait...(sarcasm)
        • allfatherblack, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1I agree with your sarcasm, but I think she's at least close enough to that line of "asking for it" to wave at all the pedophiles who would want to do so.
      • Myonosken, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1And pretty girls make graaaaves
    • kaffein, on 05/10/2008, -3/+344That's not a prom dress, that's lingerie...
      • GeekyGerge, on 05/10/2008, -5/+17Excuse me sir, I think you'll find that is actually a schooner.
        • thejokell, on 05/10/2008, -0/+30A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!
        • michaelb323, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5a schooner is a wagon that was used to cross america to get to california.
        • ramises, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2Or a beer...
      • Llanowar, on 05/10/2008, -9/+1Indeed it is.
        *enjoys*
      • supermanKD, on 05/10/2008, -3/+16That is just hot... assuming she is 18+
      • ubergeek09, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Pretty much, that's what I thought when I first saw it too.
      • AsadM, on 05/11/2008, -0/+12It's a TRAP!
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      • Slayer166, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1No, thats ***** awsome.
    • Typhoon2009, on 05/10/2008, -28/+14And you're complaining... why?
      • ramunenke, on 05/10/2008, -6/+32morals and standards son, morals and standards
        • GunDownCCL, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6The standard? I understand morals, but following the standard just makes life boring.
          • ramunenke, on 05/11/2008, -2/+1your right. we all have to aim to surpass the standards of society because they are insufficient, not subvert them.
    • cutekelvins, on 05/10/2008, -12/+2probably she left her mom out of the house.
    • gelato822, on 05/10/2008, -1/+43remember! less is more!
      • raid517, on 05/10/2008, -1/+5Mmm... Yes, less is so much more....
      • marx2k, on 05/10/2008, -2/+30By that logic, her boobs are HUGE
      • str1fe, on 05/11/2008, -0/+5This is a prom dress, not ***** Charmin.
    • itsthebrod, on 05/10/2008, -12/+25Oh you know, whores will be whores!
      • notanidiot, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Whores are supposed to have *****.
    • fefu, on 05/10/2008, -3/+120She's just a future pole dancer, that's all. Prom is like her internship. Quite enterprising, actually.
    • shadeOfGrey, on 05/10/2008, -2/+88I think her mom is right behind her.
    • crossmr, on 05/10/2008, -8/+14Yes, and god bless her.
    • Ladymongoose, on 05/10/2008, -1/+36I didn't know until now that Frederick's of Hollywood made prom dresses.
    • phyx726, on 05/10/2008, -1/+64But mom, I want THIS dress, you don't love me.
    • BlueStarr, on 05/10/2008, -3/+13Future Vegas trick.
    • MadHarvey, on 05/10/2008, -8/+0BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
    • JustLoren, on 05/10/2008, -11/+6I'd hit it.
    • icehazard, on 05/10/2008, -11/+14i think we need more girls looking like that on the street
      • reddikilowatt, on 05/10/2008, -5/+14I think we need more WOMEN looking like that on the street. Not girls.
      • Metis2be, on 05/10/2008, -0/+9Hell yeah! Legalize prostitution!
    • karolisonline, on 05/10/2008, -9/+2in soviet russia everything is possible
    • 1kewldude, on 05/10/2008, -1/+2The kid shoulda been wearing an "i'd hit that' shirt - http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/Detail?no=1 ...
    • CaptainTater, on 05/10/2008, -0/+11Prom: just a letter away from porn.
      • cydlys, on 05/11/2008, -2/+2Actually a letter change plus a letter switch away...
        But who on digg cares about being right?
    • jtown, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1That's probably mom posing with her. Add 14 years and a few hours at the salon...
    • notanidiot, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Whats with the dude in the dress?
  • black296tuuk, on 05/10/2008, -5/+569Hey, at least it is flowers and not a rifle............for now.
  • nutsackninja, on 05/10/2008, -35/+192I'd hit it.
    • BuckleButt, on 05/10/2008, -3/+241He's not even of age!
    • JedicodeWarrior, on 05/10/2008, -5/+106The kid or the ***** blow-up dolls in the foreground?
      • dstz, on 05/10/2008, -0/+55"***** blow up dolls"

        You're too kind.
      • DephexTwin, on 05/10/2008, -1/+53Redundant. All blow-up dolls are *****.
    • hypodan, on 05/10/2008, -3/+82Have a seat, right over there.
      • jon30041, on 05/10/2008, -1/+51If that's prom, then there's a decent chance they're legal.
      • daiguitar, on 05/10/2008, -0/+11Are you going to cook me breakfast?
      • chrgrose, on 05/10/2008, -0/+20*sit*

        ...jesus how does he do that.
      • solid12345, on 05/10/2008, -1/+14Come on now, you don't think Chris Hansen would tap that too if he woke up to her sitting spread eagle on his chest?
    • chrgrose, on 05/10/2008, -0/+13who? you mean Egor? "But 'e just a boy!"
    • nakp88d, on 05/10/2008, -2/+5...With a Bouquet.
    • teddtech, on 05/10/2008, -1/+2By your name I will assume you mean the Psycho boy in the background with the roses.
    • codered1322, on 05/10/2008, -8/+3"Out of the carseat and onto my meat."
    • linagee, on 05/10/2008, -3/+5...I think they are lesbians.
    • SqlByte, on 05/10/2008, -10/+7Why does every time someone posts a picture of a girl on Digg i have to find "I'd hit it" comment ?
      And please someone answers me, i am not trying to be funny.
      • vagrantradio, on 05/11/2008, -0/+3That's a dumb question.
      • NathaMan10101, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1Becaus most males on Digg are either straight,or hiding the fact they are gay.
    • idastheman, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Would hit it few times in an hour.
    • nard3456, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1with a club
  • ersatzphi, on 05/10/2008, -9/+191salad fingers?
    • mrgreenjeans, on 05/10/2008, -0/+25I haven't thought of that cartoon in a while. Now I'm going to have the nightmares again.
    • Litchfield, on 05/10/2008, -0/+14I like when the red water comes out....
    • CWise, on 05/10/2008, -0/+11I must find the perfect spoon...
    • paxnima, on 05/10/2008, -0/+8yoou huld a welcoming tessture, It's a pleasura for the typs!
    • Hangly, on 05/10/2008, -1/+8Let me caress this rusty kettle.
  • dedakia, on 05/10/2008, -7/+316I don't trust that kid! Reminds me of http://www.filedropper.com/images/funnykid.php
    • R1b4z01d, on 05/10/2008, -16/+8LOL I remember that pic
      • dakine42, on 05/10/2008, -3/+23NO WAY, HOW COULD YOU REMEMBER THAT PICTURE THAT WAS ON HERE LIKE A WEEK AGO?!?
      • worldchanger, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1I see what you did there.
    • ElbertF, on 05/10/2008, -0/+91Ahh yes. With the girl on the right and her HUGE bellybutton.
      • mrgreenjeans, on 05/10/2008, -0/+28GAA!
      • elDud3rino, on 05/10/2008, -4/+15Umm, can anyone make sense of what that is? Or is it truly a belly stick?
      • Mackofalltrades, on 05/10/2008, -1/+11Im pretty sure its just her finger. But I almost shat myself after seeing it.
      • Slayer166, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1less is more
      • allfatherblack, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Thats not a belly button. Thats a stomach penis.
    • dunamis4067, on 05/10/2008, -16/+4Lol @ a PHP page to serve one image and a link.
    • topgigmedia, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1He looks like a mannequin
    • poxonyou, on 05/10/2008, -1/+35Haha. Dude seems totally oblivious to it. "Oh, I have wood. I see. Well, I'll just stand here with an angry facial expression and cross my arms. People won't notice the wood that way"
    • BlueStreak69, on 05/10/2008, -1/+17Dugg for using the all mighty File Dropper
    • RockeN5, on 05/10/2008, -2/+4You seriously can't blame the guy.
    • fossilnews, on 05/10/2008, -0/+0I still say that looks like Sergey Brin.
    • DestroyFascism, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1IF only you had a whip at the time...
    • GeorgeCarlin, on 05/11/2008, -1/+1FileDropper.com is banned on digg for being a simple image and file host. Digg is getting nazi with this stuff. Sent them an email several days ago about un-banning filedropper.com but still nothing.
      • allfatherblack, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1I am sure theyre deliberating your lone email.
        "Well, it is George Carlin. Im not gonna be the dude who tells George Carlin "no".
        "Well somebody has to do it."
        "***** Ill do it. Maybe Ill get a list of reasons Im a douchebag out of it. Thatll be good for a laugh..."
    • dpetry, on 05/15/2008, -0/+0Did you notice he isn't wearing a tie?
  • TwineHornet, on 05/10/2008, -12/+75They all look related.
    • Andyschism, on 05/10/2008, -1/+9Its a common genetic mutation called window licker.
  • zabean, on 05/10/2008, -5/+300Ò_ó
    • unconfirmed, on 05/10/2008, -0/+74I had to go back to check the likeness. 99% match.
    • johnsmith3210, on 05/10/2008, -8/+14hahahahahaha
      Zabean, you sir are a genius. This is exactly why I love digg.
      • cmiller1, on 05/10/2008, -4/+5Wait... what?
      • tidu, on 05/10/2008, -1/+39Is this going to be on the front page tomorrow with the title "Why I Love Digg"?
      • Malchus89, on 05/10/2008, -0/+12I swear, if you submit a screenshot of that comment and the picture...I will find you, and stand nearby while pictures are taken of you holding flower-sawed off shotguns...
  • Shadowdev, on 05/10/2008, -7/+37They'll all be mine soon!!
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/10/2008, -44/+11in his mind hes probably going "Check out the ass on that bitch!!!"
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  • sougly, on 05/10/2008, -42/+22Those girls aren't hot.
    • icemanex, on 05/10/2008, -5/+15Your right about that, it could be the creepy kid in the background but they have nothing special or attractive about them
    • cutekelvins, on 05/10/2008, -11/+6which sense do you use to look at girls.
      • internetcoward, on 05/10/2008, -8/+4Agreed. Maybe kelvins up here ^^^^ needs to get out more. Uggos.
    • mamboboy, on 05/10/2008, -16/+8And you wonder why you're still a virgin, Dwight Schrute.

      Girl on the right is easily an 8/10
      Left 6.5/10

      I'd probably do anything 6+/10
      • mojofrojo, on 05/10/2008, -1/+16On certain nights I'd do a six. And if I can find em' two threes.
      • Beevo, on 05/10/2008, -4/+4A 1 who's a 10 in bed is better than a 10 who's a 1 in bed. Just something to keep in mind when you're trying to figure out your lower range.
        • SolitarySoviet, on 05/10/2008, -2/+16keep telling yourself that while you cry yourself to sleep...
      • drgmdp, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1you're not considering the lack of boobs
    • MaximusD, on 05/10/2008, -8/+7what kind of ridiculous standards are you holding? I feel bad for you if you can't find girls like that hot. The world must be a fugly place.
      • bewareofmoose, on 05/10/2008, -1/+6Sir, her head is a CUBE.
      • dlllb, on 05/10/2008, -1/+3Girl ranges? Wow... I just ***** anything that takes an interest.
    • rowjimmy, on 05/10/2008, -2/+2wow, i didn't know super-generic was the new in look. ii agree with the OP, neither of those girls are even slightly attractive. i mean, i'd still probably nail the one on the right, but i wouldn't let her spend the night/talk to her any more than necessary.
    • timrob, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2You guys are too used to looking at computer girls. You wouldn't know a hot real girl if one jumped out of your computer.
    • sidewinderaim9x, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2Why is this being dugg down? Since when did people stop not believing truth?
  • zyryx, on 05/10/2008, -23/+8that guy? as in a future 'Bill Gates'?
  • powatom, on 05/10/2008, -3/+147I can't get near enough to hot girls to even have a remote chance of being caught in-frame :(
    • saxreturns, on 05/10/2008, -1/+155Yeah, well, that's what your restraining order was designed for. The system works!
  • dhVyse, on 05/10/2008, -12/+103GOD DAMN THAT DRESS IS SUSPECT. I'd hit it.
    • chillypacman, on 05/10/2008, -25/+2reading god damn I heard wrights voice then America. Finding out it continued with 'that dress is suspect' felt like I had a stroke, god damn america just sounds so much more fluent.
      • twiztidsinz, on 05/10/2008, -2/+20I wish you had a stroke before pushing that 'Submit Comment' button...
        • chillypacman, on 05/10/2008, -14/+6well its good to know people still have compassion for each other, what, with wishing death upon each other over silly things.
          • powatom, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5Strokes do not always kill. He may have been hoping you have a GOOD stroke :D
        • JustLoren, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6@ chilly: l2joke plz
        • svetty, on 05/10/2008, -0/+7Just leave the burn alone chilly. it'll heal. just give it time.
    • JedicodeWarrior, on 05/10/2008, -3/+12Twice.
    • alexlinebrink, on 05/10/2008, -3/+50You'd hit the dress?
      • Tyrghast, on 05/10/2008, -1/+30yes.
        • TracerMan, on 05/10/2008, -0/+14oh well... I guess I'll have to take what's left over. Man....
        • brad3378, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Wash it when you're done - sloppy seconds suck.
      • Soave, on 05/10/2008, -0/+7He'll take whatever he can get.
    • TalenGTP, on 05/10/2008, -7/+10Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
    • im2emo4myshrt, on 05/10/2008, -0/+8Why don't you have a seat over there.
  • AWBoy666, on 05/10/2008, -7/+41And this my friends is why high school is much better now than when I was in it. DAYUM.
  • homah, on 05/10/2008, -20/+8eat a sandwich
  • EgaoNoGenki, on 05/10/2008, -25/+2Anyone catch a guy looking at a child like that? What would you do if you did?
    • r2builder, on 05/10/2008, -0/+10The girls look older than he does.
    • icemanex, on 05/10/2008, -5/+18Buried, the anti pedophile rants are so widespread every time i hear one a usefull memory gets pushed out in the place of me remembering how i want to say "Oh my ***** god shut the ***** up about pedophiles, yes they are evil and yes they shouldnt be in society but so are murderer's, rapists, muggers, warlords, the government, untrained cops who accidently kill people through poor judgement and sloppy work, people who take the life of animals for fun, people who take human lives for fun, people who get aids and deliberately spread it because they are angry they caught it and last of all my ***** manager
      Shut the ***** up already.
      • EgaoNoGenki, on 05/10/2008, -3/+4And then what will you do, what will you say if you see a PRO-Pedophile Rant?????
        • twiztidsinz, on 05/10/2008, -2/+6fapfapfap
          • EgaoNoGenki, on 05/10/2008, -3/+1braintomush. Your brain has been turned to mush...
        • Coven, on 05/10/2008, -2/+5forward it to tips.fbi.gov
        • icemanex, on 05/10/2008, -4/+1I would bury it equally, i dont side one way or another but i do wish it would all take a dive so i dont have to hear about this crap anymore, its sensation inducing ***** and you know it, there hasnt been much coverage of pedophillia until a few years ago, now because its all new and gets people riled up its milked every time something happens
          Oh noes!!! that guy's 22 and the girl is 16 PEDOPHILE!!!!
          Welcome to the witch hunt of ancient history all over again
    • llotzafun, on 05/10/2008, -1/+12Buried, ain't nothing wrong with looking. If it looks like a woman, no hurt in checking her out. My God, it's natural to admire beauty for what it is. As long as you aren't touching yourself while doing it, haha
    • itsthebrod, on 05/10/2008, -1/+10Those aren't children, so I have no ***** clue what you're talking about.
    • apetrie, on 05/10/2008, -1/+8Firstly, the guy is obviously a "child" himself. Secondly, I'd follow his gaze, notice the girl in a completely inappropriate and gaudy outfit, and think "What the ***** is wrong with her parents?".
  • smoothmann, on 05/10/2008, -10/+197EPIC STARE!
  • thebloodvayne, on 05/10/2008, -13/+4Welcome to puberty, my friend. Don't hide your hard-on with those flowers!
    • icemanex, on 05/10/2008, -2/+4It stopped for you with puberty??, i still get that every time i think of an attractive woman and i'm coming up to 25
  • Benjamintc, on 05/10/2008, -3/+517A young Moe Szsylak.
  • MaryCait, on 05/10/2008, -4/+22hookers...hobbit
  • gllopc, on 05/10/2008, -4/+91He's a hitman for the whore police.
  • icemanex, on 05/10/2008, -2/+133He pulls off the psychopathic look better than most actors O-o
    The look in that kids eyes isnt desire or awe, its like i'm watching invasion of the body snatchers again, an emotionless yet evil stare
    • Flipperbw, on 05/10/2008, -1/+12that's bc he isn't acting
    • elDud3rino, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4I pretty much have this look perfected, works great for girls with low self esteem.
  • nullpass, on 05/10/2008, -13/+3The boy is trying to figure out: "WHAT THE ***** IS UP WITH THAT BLUE DRESS!?"
    • TonyLocNE, on 05/10/2008, -2/+2I was thinkin how the ***** I could get up in the blue dress...
  • Typhoon2009, on 05/10/2008, -19/+4How the ***** did a kid like that get a prom date? Even I didn't get one.
    ...
    :'(
    • SolitarySoviet, on 05/10/2008, -1/+6um thats why hes standing alone...
      • thisoneisunique, on 05/10/2008, -0/+7But why would he have flowers then? He'd be REALLY pathetic if he brought flowers and didn't have a prom date.
    • sidewinderaim9x, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1It's called stag =P
  • donm1b23ny, on 05/10/2008, -14/+12that kid reminds me of children of the corn
  • bungledung, on 05/10/2008, -14/+7that girl in blue must hate her parents. i wonder if her dress has velcro? word.
    • ithejosh, on 05/10/2008, -1/+9Dugg down for inappropriate use of "Word"
  • dstachio, on 05/10/2008, -10/+2Jail bait.
    • chrgrose, on 05/10/2008, -1/+6Your right, e's just a boy!
      • icemanex, on 05/10/2008, -5/+0They are probably @ legal age of consent as its a prom, unless your talking about the boy stfu
  • cutekelvins, on 05/10/2008, -5/+90may this kid get this girl. Amen.
    • blackjack75, on 05/10/2008, -18/+9Damn, another evil atheist on digg tries to disprove the power of prayer!
      • thewindfish, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4Hey, what? This was funny.
      • cutekelvins, on 05/10/2008, -2/+2When I was a kid of his age, I liked the girl of her age. She was hot. I tried but I couldn't get her. My prayer for this guy is sincere. I would be happy if he gets her. I am no evil. I believe in God.
    • JrGhoull, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2and what? eat her face? jesus...just look at the kid. i've got all the sympathy in the world for guys who have no luck with girls (largely because i am one of those guys) but looking at his facial expression..what the hell could possibly be going through his head???
      • cutekelvins, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2This could be normal. You can not say anything about him unless you meet that guy. By facial look, I never looked good in school and I was discriminated. Opportunities were given to those people who looked better than me but I was much better than those people in academics. I was normal in my behaviour. Thinking like this take away everything from certain people. Remember nerds never look good.
  • Totz83, on 05/10/2008, -14/+113If she's not legal I'll do the time
    • KlogereEndGrim, on 05/10/2008, -1/+12I like how it's probably the same 40 diggers that dugg you up that will be crying "OFF WITH HIS PENIX" In the other thread with someone ***** a kid.
    • bigd063, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5Don't tell her your name genius.
  • Colesif, on 05/10/2008, -12/+5***** "that guy" I'm more focused on the girl (brides maid?) in the skimpy blue outfit.
    • bbqsalad, on 05/10/2008, -3/+7Oh the like 13 year old weird looking one in the ugly dress?
    • chrgrose, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5Your rambing about ***** everyone knows.
  • IAmTheGuy, on 05/10/2008, -12/+5It seems as though the term "that guy" gets tossed around quite often. I for one would not deem the guy in the background as "that guy." I'd simply call him a socially awkward crazy stalker.
    • mikebritton, on 05/10/2008, -2/+2How unimaginative.
    • twiztidsinz, on 05/10/2008, -0/+8which makes him "that guy"
      "That guy" is not limited to any one type of guy, rather the definition of "that guy" varies from situation to situation.
  • Asianwaste, on 05/10/2008, -7/+105I like to imagine it being a ***** up photo of a broken family. The father left them a long time ago and to spite him, the mother becomes an extreme misandrist. She would lavishly shower the daughter with gifts, love, and attention and shows nothing but contempt for the son. Purposefully she puts the son in the background on some corner.
    • kodax, on 05/10/2008, -2/+62Thats very creative. Let me add to that:

      The resemblance to the man who left her years before grows with each passing day and he has now become a daily reminder of her abandonment by his father. A few hours before the photo, the mother lashes out at the tormented son once again in a drunken fit. However, caught up in the gluttonous joy of tormenting the boy, she lets slip the secret that has been straining to escape for 13 years. The secret that turned the boy's world upside down and now burned in his mind.

      He realized that it all made sense now as he looked upon his mother and sister as they posed together for the camera. He could not hide the confused and contorted grimace on this face as he watched from the distance but it made no difference. He was invisible in a room full of family and close family friends who were little more than strangers to him and even if they did notice the odd little scowling boy in the corner, they would never have suspected that the cheap bouquet of long stem roses hid within them a sawed off shotgun with the letters "M.G." which the boy had carved into the stock with a dull pen knife just hours earlier.

      "Oh my oranges..my oranges" the boy muttered to himself as his finger searched for the trigger.
      • hehdot, on 05/10/2008, -3/+12Just brilliant. You should consider becoming a writer.
        • mhuggins, on 05/10/2008, -3/+4Maybe if he can avoid run-on sentences.
        • EmerilLIVE, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5Rules were made to be broken.
      • Malchus89, on 05/10/2008, -0/+23Here's an ending:

        The Detective surveyed the scene, careful to not get blood on his shoes. Once again, another tortured human has lashed out, and some have paid the ultimate price. He knows this will be an open and shut case. Kid'll be tried as an adult for this one, no chances of anything less. The media will ba all over it, blaming videogames and the interenet. The Detective looks down at the Mother and Daughter, their lifeless bodies still intwined in a morbid embrace. What little scraps of clothing they were wearing barley clinging to them, now staind with each other's blood.

        He signals for the coroners to get them out of here, no need for the press to get shots of that. Lighting a ciggarette, he walks back to his car. Off to his right, he sees the boy being escorted into the back of a squad car. For a brief second, their eyes meet. The detective stops, he sees in the boys eyes what he already suspected. This kid doesn't care what happens to him, in his mind, justice has been ultimately served.
        As the squad car pulls off to the station, the detective stomps out his ciggarette, enlightened by a brief moment of philsophical brilliance.
        "We're all criminals here." He mutters, and gets in his car.
      • Iamthechamp, on 05/10/2008, -0/+7In a theatre near you, summer 2009.
    • naldwell, on 05/11/2008, -0/+8You guys ever think about therapy?
      • JrGhoull, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1lol i second that. asian, you're either extremely creative, or reflecting what happened to you. seeing as how i would like to turn this into a joke, i'll end with "hopefully its both, in which case champaign for all!" not particularly funny, but the randomness at least made me larf
      • allfatherblack, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Asianwaste considered therapy, but...
        Ah ***** this I dont have the drive
  • mciampa1214, on 05/10/2008, -2/+221He's just focusing his powers to get a slight wind to blow
    • MasterThief117, on 05/11/2008, -2/+2I think he will had an erection so fast, it will cause a hurricane or something.
  • R1b4z01d, on 05/10/2008, -5/+28***** parents.
  • RocketSeason, on 05/10/2008, -7/+71So I guess dressing like a dirty french whore is classy or sexy or something. Man have peoples opinions about what is attractive changed in the last 10 years.
    • Ramble, on 05/10/2008, -3/+1110 years? Are you joking? This has been going on for longer than 10 years.
    • darny, on 05/10/2008, -4/+36She looks stupid, you're not the only one who thinks so. I bet in ten years she's gonna look at that picture and wish she had listened to her mother. Teenagers dress like fools. It is what they do.
      • LokitheComplex, on 05/10/2008, -1/+7I guess it depends on how she looks in 10 years. Like after a few kids.
      • allfatherblack, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1"Fools" is a kind word.
  • FearFactory, on 05/10/2008, -4/+27KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • neocr0n, on 05/10/2008, -1/+16Maybe its the jacket but his head looks tiny.
  • pkon, on 05/10/2008, -14/+9He may look innocent now, but just wait, you'll be hearing "Gittiy Gittiy" out of him soon enough.
    • twiztidsinz, on 05/10/2008, -0/+8Alllllright
    • KayinAngel, on 05/10/2008, -1/+21did you perhaps mean Giggidy-Giggidy ?

      or were you actually referring to an inhabitant of Gath ?
    • CynicSight, on 05/10/2008, -0/+12You're doing it wrong.
  • DM01, on 05/10/2008, -15/+22They're all butt ugly in my opinion.
  • internetcoward, on 05/10/2008, -2/+58A can't take my eyes off of that horrible horrible dress. I thought this would have been a nice pc to go with that 13 year old uses dads credit card for hookers story.
  • darny, on 05/10/2008, -6/+50Hello slut
    • Suprfire, on 05/10/2008, -1/+6class HelloSlut
      {
      public static void main( String argv[] )
      {
      System.out.println( "Hello Slut!!!" );
      }
      }
  • Shadowgamers, on 05/10/2008, -12/+23Those girls look too skinny
    • icemanex, on 05/10/2008, -3/+20I dugg you up because when a girl is so skinny you could play her rib cage like a xylophone its just vile
    • slightvelleity, on 05/10/2008, -0/+9or they look fifteen...
    • BabyWookie, on 05/10/2008, -1/+5They are just Eastern European. Those always look skinny compared to Americans and the British.
  • xrEE, on 05/10/2008, -1/+24Bitch stole my fish
  • KayinAngel, on 05/10/2008, -3/+129skankiest blue prom dress ever. dad must be proud.
    • Stochio, on 05/10/2008, -12/+41) Observe skank dress
      2) Apple+F
      3) S-K-A-N-K
      4) digg comment
      • zzz@tkz, on 05/10/2008, -7/+4Woah. A Mac user not knowing what the name of the key is called? You're super lame.
      • allfatherblack, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Woah. A Mac user? super lame.
    • desqjockey, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5yeah im thinking dads not exactly in the picture. If he sees it is on digg. HI SKANKY BITCH'S DAD! JUST POP ANOTHER TALL BOY!
  • sneakysam, on 05/10/2008, -10/+3
    • userperson, on 05/10/2008, -1/+5The girl is sluttier looking, than that kid is creepy.

      He looks more confused / retarded to me than creepy.
  • MalkyMalc, on 05/10/2008, -9/+11Introducing our new company president... that guy.
  • jthhtj, on 05/10/2008, -2/+3they all look related. it's in the eyes!
  • bbqsalad, on 05/10/2008, -1/+60that girl has a weird face.
    • Totz83, on 05/10/2008, -10/+15I'd still cream it
    • 8ight, on 05/10/2008, -4/+9yea, it took me a bit to look up. i was going to say banging body with a banged up face.
    • hairyblue, on 05/10/2008, -3/+2yes, the girl has the weird face here...
  • sneakysam, on 05/10/2008, -1/+6http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Moe_Szyslak.png
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