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If State Signs Were More Truthful (PICS)

holytaco.com — Some state signs don't seem to prepare tourists for the state they're about to enter. So here are some more realistic state signs.

Who dugg this? Made popular Nov 8, 2008

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  • RobotKeaton, on 11/08/2008, -2/+379Welcome to Oregon: Please don't ford the river. Your ox will die.
  • jjsmall, on 11/08/2008, -7/+288Dugg for Florida. You know what the state bird is there? The Early Bird!
  • yorkhock, on 11/08/2008, -7/+252Welcome to Utah: Child Brides Get In For Free
  • tinybubs, on 11/08/2008, -3/+228Welcome to Wisconsin: Smell our Dairy Air
  • IIECONII, on 11/08/2008, -3/+217Welcome to Minnesota! Land of 2 seasons:

    Winter and Construction.
  • zerton, on 11/08/2008, -3/+203Hawaii: Did you ***** swim?
  • inactive, on 11/08/2008, -5/+179That last one for Kentucky was so stupid
  • JM0ney, on 11/08/2008, -9/+167Welcome to NJ. More douchebags per capita than any other state!
  • greeniemeani, on 11/08/2008, -1/+158Welcome to Alabama. We have that ***** song about us.
  • AmyVernon, on 11/07/2008, -14/+159Dugg for truth on NY. (Sincerely, a native)
  • NonLeftistDiggr, on 11/08/2008, -5/+138Welcome to California, you may now deduct 9% from the salary you were expecting, and another 15% for cost of living.
  • v10vipe, on 11/08/2008, -6/+99When I was a kid my Dad told me Iowa stood for "Idiots Out Wandering Around"
  • Popper, on 11/08/2008, -1/+78Well done. You are hereby awarded 2 internets.
  • trotskyist, on 11/08/2008, -2/+76IT'S A GODDAMN JOKE

  • Nosferotu, on 11/08/2008, -5/+73Haha I love Oregon. I just moved here for exactly that reason.
  • inactive, on 11/08/2008, -1/+65Welcome to Washington.......

    .... :-/
  • RizzoFrank, on 11/08/2008, -1/+63Welcome to Michigan: Buy 3 of our cars immediately.
  • alphaterminus, on 11/08/2008, -0/+61I'm in Iowa. That's why I'm reading Digg.
  • eatberrys, on 11/08/2008, -3/+63Lawl I live in NH and that sign is pretty true :P
  • LacY, on 11/08/2008, -1/+56Better than Welcome to Georgia: Yes, we're as racist as you thought we were.
  • brownsin07, on 11/08/2008, -1/+55Welcome to Ohio where NFL draft picks careers are destroyed
  • evilesttoast, on 11/08/2008, -2/+55Seriously, I live there and I can testify that we do not in fact 'put it in your butthole'
  • brad3378, on 11/08/2008, -1/+54There was no Michigan sign because the sign maker is unemployed.
  • Bub978, on 11/08/2008, -1/+53Welcome to Arizona, California's little brother.
  • EvilCan, on 11/08/2008, -0/+51...where you can now kill yourself when you're dying of cancer. YAY!
  • ronjohnson, on 11/08/2008, -8/+58I am still cracking up about Iowa and Montana.
  • Elbryan233, on 11/08/2008, -3/+50On the upside, when you live in San Francisco, you don't have to live in Dallas. Some things are worth the price.
  • krische, on 11/08/2008, -5/+51Good one from the site:

    florida: where america comes to die
  • iamnobody8614, on 11/08/2008, -0/+45eh, probably still better to be gay in California than in most places in the US
  • Kucher, on 11/08/2008, -4/+49Oregon should have mentioned dying of dysentery.
  • douglasr007, on 11/08/2008, -1/+44I was lost about the joke until I saw this comment...

    ...
  • lisaawesome, on 11/08/2008, -8/+47Welcome to Oklahoma: We hope you brought a Bible.
  • Charun, on 11/08/2008, -1/+38There is also a state with same name.
  • wrzhydr, on 11/08/2008, -0/+37He's already dead from dysentery.
  • Jeremyz0r, on 11/08/2008, -0/+35Welcome to Maryland: ... At least we're bigger then Rhode Island..
  • sleeknerve, on 11/08/2008, -0/+34Do Not pass go, Do not collect $200
  • samard2002, on 11/08/2008, -2/+36Maybe you'll get lucky and someone will steal the stick you have shoved up your ass. You don't think the other states were stereotypes too? Of course you don't. You're from New York, the center of the universe.
  • valosonthor, on 11/08/2008, -0/+34Oklahoma: If you forgot your bible, we've got plenty to spare.
  • AbeX, on 11/08/2008, -2/+35No ***** Sherlock.
  • teamgwho, on 11/08/2008, -10/+43Welcome to Jersey: birthplace of Jon Stewart, Frank Sinatra and crack cocaine.

    Welcome to Jersey: it ain't New Jersey, it's just ***** Jersey

    Welcome to Jersey. Mall capital of the world.

    Welcome to Jersey: birthplace of the traffic circle. You're welcome.
  • ks136, on 11/08/2008, -4/+35Welcome to Georgia. You shore do have a purty mouth.
  • inactive, on 11/09/2008, -0/+31Welcome to Nevada, California's dirty little whore.
  • butterz730, on 11/08/2008, -3/+33I've lived in NYC in my whole life, and ive never been mugged.
  • colinjnk, on 02/25/2009, -1/+31Welcome to Hawaii: How did you drive here?
  • pHreaksYcle, on 11/08/2008, -1/+30I'm pretty sure they were talking about the taxes :P
  • heybeevo, on 11/08/2008, -8/+36Welcome to Nebraska: leave your kids in good hands here
  • shadowman99, on 11/08/2008, -3/+30Old people say "We eat at 4:30!" because for mysterious reasons unknown all of the younger folk disappear at 4:20.
  • DLtheRMX, on 11/08/2008, -15/+41Welcome to California: you better not be gay.
    :(
  • audiored, on 11/08/2008, -0/+26Are you from Minnesota?
  • tinybubs, on 11/08/2008, -2/+27It's fun to eat at 4:30!
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