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If Cracked.com Was Honest (Pic)

maxim.com — This is What Cracked would look like if it was Honest.

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  • kohltrain917, on 11/10/2009, -40/+1750Maxim's just pissed that it isn't Cracked.
  • TheBigBad, on 11/10/2009, -39/+1600cracked.com > maxim.com
  • jaybol, on 11/10/2009, -12/+655While this is good, Cracked's parody definitely gets the victory http://www.cracked.com/blog/*****-for-men-volume-01 ...
  • Nakket, on 11/10/2009, -6/+496It's funny and all, but it still feels like Maxim is pouting only because it tries so desperately to be cracked...
  • holyskeleton, on 11/10/2009, -3/+437it doesn't matter, this is making Digg no matter what
  • christoast, on 11/10/2009, -7/+332Cracked has good writers. Michael Swaim and David Wong for example. It has some ***** writers as well, but it's the people who digg and vote bad things up to the front page that is the problem. It isn't cracked's fault. Cracked is getting more mainstream therefore more polluted with idiots who probably use internet explorer.

    Maxim is corporate *****. Are they really criticizing CRACKED for having sex in a title once in a while? "Maxim" is doing this to cracked? Ok...
  • Kohaxx, on 11/10/2009, -5/+265Meanwhile the ad for Maxim on the right shows the top Maxim articles:

    Maxim's Most Popular
    Most Popular Slideshows

    1. Halloween Hotties, Vol. 3 - List with Girl Pics
    2. 2009 Hot 100 - List with Girl Pics
    3. Maxim.com's Booty Issue, Vol. 2 - List with Girl Pics

    Most Popular Videos

    1. Battlestar Babes - Outdated girl pics
    2. Joanna Krupa: August 2009 Cover Shoot - Girl pics
    3. Grace Park - Girl pics

    Most Popular Posts

    1. Best of the Web - November 6 - Roundup
    2. 2009 Hot 100 - List with Girl Pics
    3. 11 Awesomely Bad Pieces of Kenny Rogers Art - WTF list


    Kind of hard to make fun of Cracked with that lineup.

    Maxim may as well just sell themselves as what they are, an almost nude girl pics magazine with the occasional wtf article.
  • ftc08, on 11/10/2009, -9/+227Buried for the unavoidable ad.

    And for Maxim being bitchy that they'll never be as good as cracked.
  • QuestoJesto, on 11/10/2009, -0/+182I'm just waiting for the "If Maxim.com Was Funny" Link.
  • OmNomNomBACON, on 11/10/2009, -12/+188Yo dawg, I herd you like lists, so we put a list in your list so you can list while you list.
  • supferrets, on 11/10/2009, -5/+173Maxim sucks.
  • smord, on 11/10/2009, -1/+140http://www.cracked.com
  • glutamate, on 11/10/2009, -3/+135this should make cracked.com's Top 1 Failed Attempts To Make Fun Of Cracked.com
  • vtbarrera, on 11/10/2009, -3/+112Cracked put so much more work into theirs it's not even funny.
  • Elranzer, on 11/10/2009, -1/+107Maxim can't decide if it's Cracked or Playboy. For now it's just douchebaggery.
  • salvadorwii, on 11/10/2009, -1/+96If Maxim was honest: Skip this Ad, Skip this Ad, Skip this Ad, Skip this Ad, Skip this Ad...
  • superkeer, on 11/10/2009, -4/+85Dear Maxim,

    This is why people make fun of you.
  • Kriegan, on 11/10/2009, -0/+62Dugg for "9 Animals That ***** The Way We *****".
  • gankige, on 11/10/2009, -2/+64I'm kinda feeling like this isn't 100% "Haha, you got us, now we got you" joking... I'd really like this to evolve into a full-blown war between the two sites, with tit-for-tat scathing articles about each other, climaxing in a boxing match between two writers.

    Or at least something more interesting than poking fun at each other's content, which are truly birds of the same feather.
  • Lykil, on 11/10/2009, -3/+58Is Maxim jealous or what.
  • chuckduck, on 11/10/2009, -2/+56Looking forward to a cracked.com comeback.
  • amitait, on 11/10/2009, -5/+58Cracked won.
  • Mothh, on 11/10/2009, -1/+53That is a bold accusation coming from a site that has a tab titled "Stuff."
  • random12345, on 11/10/2009, -0/+50Anyone have the link to the "9 Animals That ***** The Way We *****" article?
  • Baconation, on 11/10/2009, -3/+47Hey, I'm Maxim, I suck at producing consistently entertaining material, I think I'll smear the guy that's way ***** better than me.
  • Wubsy, on 11/10/2009, -2/+42"If Maxim Was Ever Funny..."
  • norwegianlegion, on 11/10/2009, -4/+39First, the amount of hypocrisy in this is astounding. Second, lists are a popular medium for jokes as internet articles. You might notice you do it whenever you take a pitiful step into Cracked's shadow. It's hard to write a humorous essay, or whatever other medium you choose. It's the humor that matters, not the delivery system. Third, it's the internet, and low brow humor abounds. I haven't seen you jackasses write a biting and brilliant satire about corporatism and the military industrial complex either.

    Maxim reminds me of some star/magazine that's time has passed and they are desperately grasping at different mediums to try and stay relevant, like reality shows/humor when you're a PG 13 skin mag with neanderthal filler content, before they slide into obscurity/crash and burn.
  • factsahoy, on 11/10/2009, -0/+32if it WERE ever funny
  • Baconation, on 11/10/2009, -5/+36Instafail.
  • Dingly, on 11/10/2009, -0/+29Is it bad that I would still read over half those fake cracked articles...

    "8 reasons why this not funny thing is awesome" <- would read right away
  • dscan, on 11/10/2009, -0/+27Maxim is giving Cracked free publicity.
  • DanteShamest, on 11/10/2009, -3/+29To Maxim: You're doing it wrong.
  • McNandatron, on 11/10/2009, -1/+26Dugg for the comments on Maxim's page pointing out how ***** Maxim is in comparison
  • DDRRE, on 11/10/2009, -1/+23"polluted with idiots who probably use internet explorer."

    nice.
  • Elranzer, on 11/10/2009, -0/+21Not so much Cracked's but Seanbaby's. I doubt any of their other editors could have pulled that off.
  • DulcetTone, on 11/10/2009, -2/+22were
  • pimpofpixels, on 11/10/2009, -4/+24If Maxim knew what was good for it, it wouldn't pick a fight with cracked.
  • seraph1982, on 11/10/2009, -0/+19http://rorr.im <- maxim's blocked @ work

    oh, and cracked is actually entertaining. Maxim, however, isn't even slightly entertaining.
  • Rockkybox, on 11/10/2009, -0/+18Yeah before having a go at cracked read through David Wong's stuff, i remember reading 'a gamers manifesto' on his old site, it was absolute genius
  • sageerrant, on 11/10/2009, -1/+19AND IT WAS AWESOME.
  • gloopofdoom, on 11/10/2009, -2/+20I want Maxim to know that because of this, I just spent an hour on cracked. So suck it Maxim!
  • shredswithpiks, on 11/10/2009, -2/+19If cracked looked like that I'd still rather read cracked.
  • toxicityj, on 11/10/2009, -0/+17Here, I'll distract you from my lack of intelligent content by plastering ***** on everything.
  • Fhwqhgads, on 11/10/2009, -1/+18You still have to click "skip this ad".
  • ducttape36, on 11/10/2009, -1/+18lets not for get DOB. and Robert Brockway. They are both pretty awesome.
  • njunderground, on 11/10/2009, -6/+22oh damnnnn, it's on......
  • srs2000, on 11/10/2009, -2/+18I've been getting maxim free for like 8 years... You can read all of the magazine in like 10 minutes or less..

    I'd rather read cracked.com on the can.
  • darkphenox, on 11/10/2009, -1/+17Because maybe people enjoy the content.
  • TheRedeemer, on 11/10/2009, -5/+20Someone's jealous. Much like a fat chick trying to argue that hot girls aren't all that because beauty is skin deep.
  • elmuerte17, on 11/10/2009, -0/+15While there's nothing wrong with boobies themselves, the fact that Maxim needs them to lure people to their site is sad.
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