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- noahgelman, on 05/26/2009, -5/+306No popped collar
Buried as Inaccurate - gelato822, on 05/26/2009, -2/+284there was only one tale - buried for misleading title
- Chirp08, on 05/26/2009, -0/+143There are Guidos, and everyone in Jersey hates them. They make us look bad. They tend to stick to the ***** beaches we have though so its easy to forget they are here as long as you avoid those areas.
- morrissey79, on 05/26/2009, -4/+136Are Guido's for real? Never been to Jersey...and there are moments where I believe the whole fad is some elaborate hoax orchestrated by 4chan or something. I just don't understand how they could face themselves in the mirror and not be overcome with shame, and just end their lives right then and there.
And the (sometimes) seemingly normal looking girls that pose with them...I can't even begin to understand their thought process. - hmemcpy, on 05/26/2009, -2/+134http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b ...
- Brododium, on 05/26/2009, -0/+131I like how he's surreptitiously taking photos of buff guys working out.
- Gamblid, on 05/25/2009, -4/+133***** was so cash.
- XkenX87, on 05/26/2009, -0/+100I like how you said you wouldnt be surprised if they showed up on digg and you put up a link.
- AsSubtleAsABrik, on 05/25/2009, -4/+87I went to Point Pleasant yesterday and there were 3 kids who looked just like this outside a house right on the boardwalk, lifting weights and flexing. I took some pictures of them to remember this hilarious sight. I wouldn't be suprised if they show up on digg soon.
I love you Jersey but I wish these types of people weren't so easy to come by. - majortom1981, on 05/26/2009, -0/+82Yes they are real and put us real italian americans to shame.
- EarthernJar, on 05/26/2009, -1/+82I used to work in Belmar in the summers.
At a bar.
On the beach.
I can't tell you how many Bennies would come in and order up "shots of 'buca" and "Strong" Island iced teas. One of the most hilarious items of note is that while they work their upper body relentlessly in the gym, they somehow forget to work their legs, so they're all walking around flexing on these scrawny chicken legs. - Doomsan, on 05/26/2009, -0/+63KILL IT WITH FIRE!
- jawbreaker4fs, on 05/26/2009, -1/+61I wouldn't be surprised if I responded to your comment.
- Pitak89, on 05/26/2009, -2/+56Call me lucky, but I've lived in New Jersey all my life and have yet to see one of these orange freaks.
- teamgwho, on 05/26/2009, -2/+54stereotypes usually have a basis in fact.
case in point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0
//has been to Belmar
//has seen guys like this - AsSubtleAsABrik, on 05/25/2009, -4/+53http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2439/n880346846 ...
- Wakkyweed, on 05/26/2009, -0/+47Here's your proof:
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_f ... - staticx57, on 05/26/2009, -4/+43Yes, but most of the guidos themselves are from New York. They just come down here to mess everything up. That and supply the tourist industry.
- MacEnvy, on 05/26/2009, -4/+41"too much sex"
I don't understand this part. - firewall1, on 05/26/2009, -2/+39http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_f ...
- greatfloat, on 05/26/2009, -2/+38Agreed. I was expecting a lot more than that.
On top of that, it wasn't even all that funny. - barrakuda, on 05/26/2009, -0/+35I was expecting it to be a photoshop contest. not just one comic.
- badtzmartin, on 05/26/2009, -0/+29Put us to shame?
I hope you mean they make us look bad. - inactive, on 05/26/2009, -1/+28You my friend look so damn leathery that I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball cinch you up with a belt and stick you under my mattress so you'd been broken in for the big game on sunday.
Have a great day, ya look like a purse! - inactive, on 05/26/2009, -1/+27they don't even look like Guido at all. You just snapped photos of some shirtless guys.
- sephiroth965, on 05/26/2009, -2/+25You really only find them in certain areas. Most of NJ kicks ass. You'll probably see them if you ever go to Belmar though.
- plainOldFool, on 05/26/2009, -0/+21I dugg you for BENNY knowledge, but then counterburied you for being that guy.
- EarthernJar, on 05/26/2009, -1/+21Orange faces are orange.
- Kerplunk5975, on 05/26/2009, -1/+21I live on the 'jersey shore' and believe me when I tell you we hate guidos and bennys more than the rest of the country does. Think of it as an infestation; you cant hate jersey because we have a gold chain wearing, tanning, Jägerbombin' disease that we cant get rid of.
BTW, guidos originated from Staten Island but all migrated to and infected jersey. So its not all our fault. But it still sucks :[ - punkorambo, on 05/26/2009, -0/+19These are the guys who come from Staten Island to NJ for the summer...
- ph0replay, on 05/26/2009, -2/+20Buried for inaccuracy - Jersey Guidos are too concerned with their nails, hair and makeup to have the ability to climb ropes, let alone Rapunzel's hair.
- eelwrolyat, on 05/26/2009, -1/+19Check out the website: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/.
It's a hilarious site that has names for all of the douchebags and has a brief description of them. It's updated daily with new douches. - Thoku, on 05/26/2009, -0/+17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8YMgQc6I4U#t=37s
Dr Cox ftw. - Slade605, on 05/26/2009, -1/+18Didn't even give a chance for a "pics or it didn't happen" comment...
- mhuggins, on 05/26/2009, -1/+18JÄGERBOMBS!
- chipxsd, on 05/26/2009, -0/+16omg, they drive a Hyundai :,)
- whiledo, on 05/26/2009, -0/+16I just don't think they should call them "guidos" or "bennys." They are CLEARLY oompa loompas.
- mstachiw, on 05/26/2009, -1/+15This species of New Jerseyan frequent at bars, clubs, strip clubs, tanning salons, beaches, gyms and any place with thumping deep bass of NJ. Northern NJ & parts of NY (Staten Island, Brooklyn, Bronx, Bayonne, Hoboken, Jersey City, Elizabeth, Jersey City) and parts of the Jersey Shore (Belmar, Point Pleasant).
They were first sighted in the late 80s sporting IROC-Zs and continued this muscle / sports car tradition with the 90s Mustang convertibles.
They come in several breeds and some mixes:
-The Muscleheads: Usually sporting zubaz pants, track pants, tank tops, bandanas, and gold. Thumping upon ones chest with a fist is often a gesture of greeting
-The Yuppie: A crossbreed the yuppie garnishes its spray on tans and excessive behavior as a social display for acceptance, rank, and mating within this society. Often seen with popped collars, khaki pants, and whatever brand name is most popular at the moment (Ambercrombie & Fitch, Sean John, Tommy Hillfiger, etc).
-The Tough Guy: in the early stage they attempt to act out aggressively to others either to overcompensate for their inner frailness or a side effect to steroid abuse; in the later stages they go through a grand metamorphosis usually in prison where they gain tattoos and a crazed look in their eye.
-The Moderate: Modest type that occasionally reveals its hidden plumage in accent and exaggerated hand gesturing while speaking - Barbarino, on 05/26/2009, -0/+14They are known as "Bennys" on the Jersey Shore. Benny is a slang term for the NYers who are "bene"ficial to NJ tourism..
- sildude, on 05/26/2009, -0/+13http://www.theskyprincess.net/OompaLoompa.jpg
- sephiroth965, on 05/26/2009, -1/+14They're really only easy to come by in certain areas of NJ. If you go to Seaside boardwalk, Belmar or Point Pleasant, you'll probably see some of the trashiest, skankiest girls & some of the most guido, gelled up hair, orange-skinned, armani exchange wearing boys that take too many steroids and have too much sex, but aside from that you don't see them often.
- phenom2k7, on 05/26/2009, -0/+13The infamous 1cm douche bag beard.
- gtluke, on 05/26/2009, -2/+14*****
that was staten island, not new jersey - danwallace, on 05/26/2009, -0/+12You know Stevie Nicks is a chick, right?
- CoD4, on 05/26/2009, -0/+12wtf do you mean most? And staten island doesn't count, that ***** is not even in gta for christ's sake!
- hiphoc, on 05/26/2009, -1/+13The photos are funny, but Guido speak is fukcing hilarious. They sound like every B list actor from a mob movie rolled all in one. And some walk with their arms 8 inches away from their body... You know, cause they are sooooooooo Buff.
When you think Guido picture, the cartoon character Johnny Bravo, only orange, with a bad Paulie Walnuts accent. - sephiroth965, on 05/26/2009, -9/+20That's *****. NJ ***** rocks.
- Gguillorn, on 05/26/2009, -1/+12"Acronym used to describe people who visit the jersey shore only in the summer time. Stands for Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, and New York, which are the places bennys come from. The typical benny is usually pretty easy to spot. White or orange from fake tan in a can, jeans in the 110 degree weather. Chains, sneakers, socks, even heels at the beach; annoying people who take up locals parking beach and living spaces."
-UrbanDictionary - whiledo, on 05/26/2009, -0/+11I changed my mind. I think they should be called:
douchaloompas - EndouOuto, on 05/26/2009, -2/+12Those were bennies from ny.
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