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- RoroCo, on 07/10/2009, -18/+857I used to do drugs... I still do... but I used to too.
- fleecejohnson, on 07/10/2009, -51/+809I wish your mom would lose weight.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -11/+573well, my mom would have been cooler if she had done my laundry for me. instead i had to wash my own weed by accident.
- jggube, on 07/10/2009, -33/+553My mom would've grounded me and then smoked it herself - she's such a cop.
- g0atm0nster, on 07/10/2009, -14/+490He should be glad his mom didn't smoke it.
- Cheeselover, on 07/10/2009, -35/+399That mom is cool. These comments aren't.
- deadasdisco, on 07/10/2009, -5/+294RIP mitch
- dnasty27, on 07/10/2009, -3/+253My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".
- jayrok, on 07/10/2009, -29/+230She probably smoked weed all the way through her pregnancy.
- Hetman, on 07/10/2009, -4/+195lol. Yea my friends mom called the police on him when he was smoking. He was arrested. Guess who payed to have him bailed out and for the lawyer to have the charges dropped? His mom. We still laugh about it till this day.
- kurupttek, on 07/10/2009, -5/+188Nancy Botwin?
- bodycounter, on 07/10/2009, -5/+171I love that she is more concerned about where the clear tape went.
- ZombieSociety, on 07/10/2009, -1/+136"I wrote a letter to my dad, and I wanted to write 'I really enjoy being here,"'but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really,' but I wanted to use it so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, dad. There's a lot of ***** you don't know about me. Quit tryin' to act like I'm a steamboat operator.'"
- smokeymcdank, on 07/10/2009, -3/+130I love how she was looking for her clear tape with which to tape it to the card, then was forced to use masking tape. Its totally like a mom to ask where her clear tape is, even though she has no reason to think you know of its location.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -5/+122Surprised no one brought this up, but that is some ***** weed.
- harrisbradley, on 07/10/2009, -25/+134"Yo Hemphead"... classic. That mom just made the cool list
- chriscim, on 07/10/2009, -2/+110Oh Mitch, how we miss you.
- thejackyl, on 07/10/2009, -1/+96A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
- cjharty, on 07/10/2009, -3/+98http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images3/bigimages3/ma ...
- Wilddigi, on 07/10/2009, -4/+93My mom called the police when I was smoking
- TjAlexander, on 07/10/2009, -2/+89Are you implying that you murdered your mother?
- cptcliche, on 07/10/2009, -1/+87I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
- JimSwarthow, on 07/10/2009, -7/+91MILF
- christoast, on 07/10/2009, -4/+88I don't get it.
- lostformat1125, on 07/10/2009, -4/+83My Mom said drugs are for estupidos!
- Ki77erB, on 07/10/2009, -2/+81Is your Mom Ricky Ricardo?
- kyle212, on 07/10/2009, -1/+66I think Bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem.
Damn I miss Mitch - RainStreet, on 07/10/2009, -2/+66I always wanted to have a briefcase handcuffed to my wrist.........alright.
- zerozidane, on 07/10/2009, -3/+67-Mitch Hedberg
- lutafin, on 07/10/2009, -3/+65The whole thing?
- rnawky, on 07/10/2009, -4/+66that it what?
- plainOldFool, on 07/10/2009, -4/+66Accidentally?
- TriZz, on 07/10/2009, -1/+62I like my sandwich with alfalfa sprouts
WELL YOU'RE NOT IN THE ***** CLUB!
/RIP - Tornawdoe, on 07/10/2009, -4/+65I would smack my son across the head if I found that in his pocket. It's not even green nor smoke-able.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -6/+64You know what's not on the cool list?
The term "cool list" - Cilicious, on 07/10/2009, -2/+58That is the only aspect of the note that makes me believe it was for real.
- nevrsumr, on 07/10/2009, -8/+64Whatever happened to the good old beatings that children used to get?
- bodycounter, on 07/10/2009, -7/+60If I found that in my kid's laundry I would totally smoke it.
- thejackyl, on 07/10/2009, -1/+53Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too."
- burnin8r28, on 07/10/2009, -2/+52My mom would have tasered me and then beat me. She's such a cop.
- rhinofinger, on 07/10/2009, -2/+51Could just be from the washing/drying process, but I'm with you on that one.
- g5gt, on 07/10/2009, -3/+52She should of held that bag ransom, until she got her clear tape back.
- ShiftAWS, on 07/10/2009, -1/+49lol seeds
- TriZz, on 07/10/2009, -0/+47PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
- lfroker, on 07/10/2009, -0/+46maybe it vaped itself in the dryer
- veriix, on 07/10/2009, -18/+63You accidentally the whole nickle bag?
- JammoBlammo, on 07/10/2009, -3/+46My parents found a bag in my clothes once, stepdad confiscated it. I was later looking for cigarettes in their office, and found a cafeteria tray with my empty bag, stems and seeds.
Hypocrite. - anawnymoose, on 07/10/2009, -1/+44I give you a score of 2/10 with points added for grammatical reference.
- wezel, on 07/11/2009, -0/+42 I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "***** it, cut em up!"
- barrimon, on 07/10/2009, -0/+41"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"
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