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omglmao.blogspot.com — 15 year old girl really really wants a baby, funny but a bit disturbing..

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  • Jayvis, on 10/12/2007, -56/+21That was the worst acting I've EVER seen. Call me crazy but I'm thinking she's a paid actor used in an attempt to boost ratings.
    • XedLos, on 10/12/2007, -2/+91The real white trash
    • t3hCyborg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+47I don't know, but after I left, all I could think of was: "Ma babay, ma babay, ma babay." It's so annoying... If only you could see the rage flowing from my fingers. Just watch, it will get stuck in your head. GET IT OUT!
    • glasgowm, on 10/12/2007, -36/+13I'd hit it.
    • ChimaeraDvy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+77...with a bat.
    • IGotApluscom, on 10/12/2007, -27/+7wow...im really hoping the USA that this is a act..lol !!! when i loose a pacifier i have 3 moore..lol !!!!!!!


      with a bat !!! lol...
    • bobcrotch, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Hey everyone check it out our future is multiplying! Yay go future!
    • MAJORstrasser, on 10/12/2007, -3/+49Welcome to Darwinism of the 21st century. Oh, how this makes me think of Idiocracy. It's so true: Darwinism has become warped for us; the "fittest" has nothing to do with being the most intelligent, best equipped beings; we're so dominant a species, it's now solely about who can pop out the most babies. Sadly, that means white trash whores are now on top of the heap.

      So come geeks, get *****.
    • ApeInago, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22@majorstrasser

      darwinian evolution has nothign to do with this... because the human gene pool is so similar anyway. This isn't caused by "bad genes", but by "bad ideas".

      Bad ideas are spread and evolved by mouth, not by genetics. Obviously the parent isn't stupid.

      I blame the enviroment. I bet there are 10 more like her at her school.
    • coldfusion055, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18Yeah, she has everything her baby needs cause she was using all of it not too long ago....
    • haveacigar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18What the ***** is wrong with her head?
    • se1zure, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15What a slut...
      Full ep:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXPxxk3sKg
    • themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Where do they find these people on these shows? lol....... Id tap that
    • edilclyde, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18she got a blanket and 3 pacifiers.. what could go wrong? Go Victoria!
    • rumit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Its real.
      http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Pregnant_14_Year_Old_Says_Having_a_Child_Is_the_Newest_Fashion_Among_Teens
  • gamesector, on 10/12/2007, -0/+67Could somebody translate what she was saying for me? I caught "ma baby, ma baby, ma baby", but not much else.
    • chembro84, on 10/12/2007, -2/+296My name is Victoria and I am 15 years of age. My Mother objects, but I plan on procreating soon.
      I plan on sacrificing many things to ensure my baby has all resources necessary for a healthy upbringing. If it turns out I must do sexual acts in exchange for money, I will do it. My baby will wear nothing but the finest clothes, if I can't afford it, they will be stolen. My mother thinks I am too young to have a baby, what she fails to consider is that I have everything a young child would need. If my baby gets cold and needs a blanket? I have one. If my baby needs clothing? I have that as well. And if the occasion arises where my baby looses his/her pacifier, it's a non-issue, for I have 3 more as backups. I am not participating in coitus with 1 or 2 men, I am having sexual relations with 3. You heard correctly, I am quite the woman. My life's dream is to drop out of school, get on the DVD "Girls Gone Wild", and to have my baby, and there is nothing that my mother who is less than intelligent can say to change my mind.
    • btgoss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+58@chembro = funniest post of the day....


      It is like Airplane....

      "It's ok miss... I speak Jive..."
    • manningbc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7only the best "olsen twin" clothing for this baby. what a life.
    • malavalla, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2i still dont know how she got the highest score on that smart test
    • Lyph4, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5What I love is that she thinks she can handle having a baby because she has everything she needs.. what she's forgetting is that her MOTHER provided her with all that, and can easily kick this brat out showing her quickly how badly life sucks for a 15 year old with a child... who is also homeless.
  • decline, on 10/12/2007, -26/+6This girl needs to see a therapist, not go on Maury. I’m betting her mom has done a super job raising her.
    • troublemaker, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38Let me help, I can be the rapist. ;)

      [Come on, SNL skit!]
    • sully213, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11@troublemaker

      ROFL!!! The best Celebrity Jeopardy skit on SNL ever!
    • PleaseJustDie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26I'll take the penis mightier for 400 Alex.
    • tehnico, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6You're sitting on a gold mine!
    • nuggetboy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Anal bum cover for a thousand.
    • ApeInago, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4with the (MANDATORY) school systems now-a-days... I highly doubt any amount of parental rasings can undo the brainwashings from peers.

      HERES A GREAT IDEA: lets group all our unlearned children together in one mass breeding hole of idiot ideas and ignorance, and get one or two smart people in there to train them. Run this for a few generations and see what happens!
    • bobothn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4@apeinago
      The mandatory school system didn't prevent my mom from beating my ass when i mouth off. Which is obviously what this girl needs right now and has probably needed for a while. Just because your kids are at school for 7 hours a day doesn't mean you don't have to raise them right and doesn't mean you cant.

      That being said.
      Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice.
      That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery.
  • chembro84, on 10/12/2007, -1/+126You guys are giving her a hard time for nothing, she's prepared, if her baby looses it's pacifier, she's got it covered, she's got 3 more!
    • NoMercyGTP, on 10/12/2007, -10/+4See that is how miss informed she is...her baby actually has seven pacifiers, the three replacement and her and her moms nipples as nneded. I am sure she woudl share the love, since they have such a tight knit family unit...you know it takes a village.
    • malavalla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21she makes Britney Spears look like Mrs Brady
    • succubuskiller, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Actually it is really funny, because the filming backstage had all the stuff "her" baby would need. WHY the hell would you bring all of your old kid stuff down to the show for a filming. Whoops I forgot to pack my 3 pacifiers, definitely would not want to forget those...

      Maybe because they are most likely props.
  • Salgat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+38Thats the kind of person you DON'T marry.
    • drathosX3, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16... obviously not... you just hit it and leave it...
    • zweben, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Ugh, if I had to be around that chick for more than 10 minutes, i'd hit her in the other way.
    • Ahnteis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6>>.. obviously not... you just hit it and leave it...

      Welcome to child support.
  • MasterFunk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+75Did she just say that at the very least she could just sell the baby if it doesn't work out?
    • chembro84, on 10/12/2007, -0/+40I thought that at first, but she is actually saying she'll steal the designer clothes if she can't afford them.
    • tatical, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16I would've laughed till i cried if she really said that.
  • vanzan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3as pointless as it can get
  • marzbar329, on 10/12/2007, -7/+7White Trash your baby will look like *****....
    • Waterrat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17 This is the sort of person who should not be reproducing...Ever.
      Definitely comes from the shallow end of the gene pool.
    • ApeInago, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Its not a gene issue, its an idea issue.

      Idiots are breed by word of mouth, as that is how ideas procreate.

      The human gene pool is so non-varied that we might aswell all be clones.

      the only thing that REALLY differentiates us survivibility wise, is the ideas we share. (aside from specific genetic abnormalities).

      I'm sure she is intelegent, but all the intelegence in the world amounts to nothing if your learned ideas are inherintly flawed to begin with.

      Obviously, from the video, she didn't get the idea from her mom... in todays global society, she prolly learned a lot of this from tv, friends at school (where she spends more time than with her parents, as it is mandatory), and the inter-web.
  • DeeVoc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+293 pacifiers, that's the definition of ballin . . .
    • btgoss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30yeah, but they are 24" pacifiahz!!! BOYEEEE!!!!
    • NoMercyGTP, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3They are ruba a dub dubz...
  • IHaveIssues, on 10/12/2007, -12/+33I'd hit it.
    • PotatoSalad, on 10/12/2007, -2/+63Maybe with a rock in a sock, but not much else.
    • FrogKermit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28You'd hit it with a rock in a sock, instead of your *****?
      you'd hit her with a bat just like that, not stick it in her cat?
      While some of you may want to invade her space,
      I must say if you'd pay you'd be a pedo in the first place!
      And with PotatoSalad I must certainly agree,
      I wouldn't touch that with an 11' cherry tree!
    • SirSwiftblu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Dude... poetry.

      Even better than that 'translation'.
  • skip0110, on 10/12/2007, -4/+88"Whateva, whateva, I'll do what I want!"
    • krewemaynard, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22"Whatever, I'll crap in Maury's pants!"
    • Emilio8605, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21"Oh yeah... I run with 12 gangs. And we only commit hate crimes. Whateva! I do what I want!"
  • m0nk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+43Ok, is it just my imagination or does she seem like the type that will end up abusing a child?
    • zweben, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12She seems like the same type that would use her baby as a baseball bat.
  • catfud, on 10/12/2007, -21/+6did anyone else get a raging hardon after watching that?
    • malavalla, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1 @catfud no but reading your comment did
  • xioner, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24I knew there was a reason I hated those TV shows.
  • vemerge, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23"I've slept with not one, not two, but three guys. That's right I'm a playa!"

    Wow.
    • btgoss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30She is 15... 3 guys at 15 is something... not sure if "playa" is the right word (or a word at all)... but she is damaged at the very least.
  • digganoid, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-771858337120606960

    Wow... a real life version of Cartman!
  • Pottersquash, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15this is why we have statutory rape laws, you think shes mentally competent to give sexual consent? Oh and that baby that she will have and unable to take care of, that burden falls to all of us. Remember this the next time you digg the "outrageousness" of a 18 year old arresting for "consensual" sex with a 15 year old and you proclaim "whats three years"
    • catfud, on 10/12/2007, -13/+4this is why we dont need those laws
      it would open up greater opportunity for getting laid

      if a 15 year old says she wants to ***** im not going to turn her down
    • profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6The ability to consent to sex with someone of a comparable age is NOT the same thing as the ability to raise a child.
    • Pottersquash, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4"The ability to consent to sex with someone of a comparable age is NOT the same thing as the ability to raise a child."

      True but a consent to sex is an consent to procreation. Why should society allow her to consent to doing something that will have negative consequences to society? We let her consent to sex, she has her baby, but then everyone must pick up the tab due to her insanity. I say, take away her right to consent, and protect the lunatic like we should do all our mentally handicapped. Her ***** up ***** us all.
  • CraigJ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Idiocracy was a documentary
    • ucbrave92, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4yes, yes it was
    • Jehjoa, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1The movie was meant as a comedy, but it's turning into a horror for me...
    • ApeInago, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4which was inheriently flawed, becuse it is not genes that cause idiots, but bad ideas.
    • Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9hey ape do me a favor and say that a 4th time
    • fatcatman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0>> hey ape do me a favor and say that a 4th time

      No *****. Ape, get off the crack pipe. Genes play a huge role. You're suggesting this dumb little girl could have a baby with an equally dumb guy, but if she gave that baby to my parents to raise, it'd be as smart as I am. I'm here to tell you that's complete bull. Environment does play a role, but genetics trump all.
  • digital-flex, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3She's gangsta to the core
  • compgeek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10OMFG if she procreates god help us all. it's people like that that make the rest of us pay higher taxes to pay for the children they have and can't afford to keep. I suggest she learns what a condom is and quick
  • tehnico, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Wasn't spanked.
  • likeabluespider, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Feel sorry for the kid :(
  • ashwinmudigonda, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Ann Coulter's bitch.
  • ucbrave92, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15i hate to say it, but it is times likes this i support forced sterilization.
  • Smills, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Is it just me or is that accent fracking annoying...
    • sevenhelmets, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8most certainly not just you.....
    • BlogJones, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28That's the American lower-class accent. It's a combination of:
      * bad education ("I have everything my baby needs! If it needs clothes, it's cool, 'cuz I have tons of 'em!")
      * lazy speech (leaving the second D out of didn't, for example)
      * and an over-confident attitude ("I don't care _what_ my momma says, I'm _gonna_ have a baby," spoken while shifting weight from side to side.)
    • KMye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@BlogJones: Good, but you forgot

      * needless, impassioned, prolonged repetition of phrases out of a belief that saying something loudly over and over again makes it true.
  • lazerdave, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Can we just stand her in front of a microwave with a broken door so her plumbing will never allow her fantasy to come true?

    *shrug*

    Either that or have her momma tell her she is forbidden (pronounced fuh-bih'-en) to play on the freeway?

    I weep for the future.
  • remakeru, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Who the hell raises this kind of girls? Damn, I guess her mother made her when she was 10 ...
    I understand a girl who want's to have sex at the age of 15, but she wants a baby?? ??? I think she needs a Barbie doll.
  • Fantom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Blatantly orchestrated to provoke indignation...just how stupid do they think their viewers are?!? Oh wait...
  • andergriff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7The most disturbing thing about this is the mindset of the producers. They knew what they were doing. What is their agenda?
  • Jehjoa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13First the US of A gave us Oprah and her sensation seeking talkshows. Then we got Jenny Jones, Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, and now there's apparently a new one, Maury. And I've probably missed a few too. Are these kinds of talkshows all you Americans watch? Because they seem pretty popular. And trashy.
    Some of these shows are broadcasted here too (the Netherlands), but most people (except for maybe a bored housewife here and there) wouldn't want to be caught dead watching them. I actually believe watching these shows makes your IQ drop atleast 10 points.
    • IGotApluscom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6you are so right...but im thinking more like 100 IQ points !

      how the weather in the Netherlands ?
    • Jehjoa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Well we're having one of the warmest winters ever, but it's still too friggin' cold for me! ;-)
    • eburgess4, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I'm sorry, but this is the TV version of a tabloid. There may be a kernel of truth behind this story, but they have blown it so far out of proportion that it is comical and unbelievable. The only people that watch sh*t like this also watch professional wrestling because they either think it's real or funny.

      Maury should rot in hell for this crap!
    • profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4You can't compare Maury Povich/Ricki Lake/Jerry Springer with Oprah Winfrey. That's like comparing Weekly World News with Time Magazine.
    • zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"Are these kinds of talkshows all you Americans watch?"

      Some of us. The lower half of the bell curve.
  • juggernautxug, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23"my dream is to drop out of school, be on girls gone wild and have my babay"

    it's important to have dreams... keep reaching for the stars!
  • mad0dog, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
  • IGotApluscom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4lol...when i loose a pacifier i have 3 more !!! ....thats like the stupidest thing i ever heard on national TV !

    wow !
  • WanderLink, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6This girl is either fake or has an IQ WELL below the average.
    • zweben, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Why would those people need to be faked? There's plenty of them to go around.
  • joerod, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3what eva... i do what i want! this girl has some high expectations of herself... she not only wants to be a mother but she also wants to be a girls gone wild girl...
  • sonikku88, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2lol Wasn't this what that South Park episode was based on?

    "Whateva! I do what I want!" XD
  • SpeedingSkills, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Is it me or whenever a girl bops her head sideways it instantly advertises the low IQ level?
  • viviwanu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You go girl! God made you a woman so that you can populate your trailer park. It's good to know what you want so early in life. Good for you!
  • mapkinase, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Well if she gets married to a husband who would be able to support her, why not?
    • lazerdave, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Yeah, guys who spawn with things like her are employable!
  • sally00, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2

    LOL


    How did I know this was going to be a Maury Show bit ...


  • harvbirdman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Famous titties for 500 Alex!

    Dolly Parton!!!!!
  • weiss, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1i didn't find this funny at all... :(
    • Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Write a letter to the digg submitter with what you do find funny, and maybe they'll post something more to your liking.
  • MannaPC, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Her annoying, white trash voice got on "ma" nerves.
    • malavalla, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1people still say getting on nerves
  • tofuComputer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5If you believe "reality tv" then you are dumb.
  • Lilbrittle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10That is not white trash....She is a Beaner, They Muiltiply like Rabbit's let her have the kid, She will just be on the show again this time they will name it " Who's the babys daddy?" and i can see it now she would say " I slept with like you know this many guys, (as she holds up 7 fingers) Maury how many is that again?"
    and he would be like " Dumb bitch that is the number 7, you slept with 7 guys, You whore get off my show" and She would be like Ma'Baby Ma' Baby"
  • juggertehnut, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Hah! I like the video...its like shes rapping.
  • Senai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I thought GGW only features collage girls?

    Someone should tell her to stop chasing an impossible dream
  • reboare, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5So tired of black white girls. IfyaknowwhatI'm SAYIN!
  • meetjoeblack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I am reminded of a pro wrestler talking to the camera about "what IIIIIIII'm gonna dewwww!"
  • dralezero, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I'm a playa but that's cool becuase I got it like that.
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