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- fezzasus, on 06/19/2008, -14/+88Tip to digg users: rather than digging every onion and xkcd article, why not just bookmark the websites?
- JeffLongoria, on 06/19/2008, -1/+53This Onion article STILL seems more realistic than "Canada: Court overturns father's grounding of 12-year-old"....
- BDOUG, on 06/19/2008, -3/+37Hear hear! This will leave more room for more divinecaroline articles on the front page.
(ducks and covers) - Jenadae, on 06/19/2008, -1/+27Digg IS my bookmark tab...
- bossm4n, on 06/18/2008, -5/+28Might I also suggest heavy axle grease on a few of the uphill climbs.
- hellsing47, on 06/19/2008, -2/+17The Onion has actual articles which not all of them make it.
XKCD, regardless of content, always makes it on every update. - jdaniel284, on 06/19/2008, -12/+24"This is so full of WIN."
Don't be a follower. Using language like that makes you look like a semiconscious lemming. - lmhiatt, on 06/19/2008, -3/+14i'm ruining the dayton marathon in september, and possibly the detroit one in october.
- DMBmelch, on 06/19/2008, -1/+11"That's why I like to start off my training day bright and early with a full breakfast of espresso, some diet pills, and a small bag of rock candy."
The REAL breakfast of champions! - airwalkery2k, on 06/19/2008, -0/+10I skimmed the first few paragraphs at first, and it took me a second to catch on that he was going to "ruin" a marathon instead of "run". It made me feel stupid, but I found the article much more funny after that point.
- spdorsey, on 06/19/2008, -1/+7I just saw the "onion" source. Duh!
- SmokeyBear, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5I think the bigger question here is why wouldn't someone want to ruin a marathon?
- Hase0, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5I like how many retards comments are based solely off the articles title. I have already seen about 6 comments saying "ITTSTS RUN NOT RUIN11!1!!". Granted some of these are lame attempts at sarcasm, but still have the equivalent stupidity of the retards who can't read the article before posting.
- Setter, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4The internet is certainly making you stupid.
- Setter, on 06/19/2008, -1/+5EPIC WIN
- 1337chic, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - rvandy, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4I can't comment on my bookmarks.
- AdamHenry, on 06/19/2008, -1/+4ZING ~
- uptwolait, on 06/19/2008, -2/+5We have two candidates ruining for the office of the presidency.
- Areiadebondi, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3Thanks for this great motivation! It was the best help for my training!
- fezzasus, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2The point of digg is to collect popular articles from the world wide web, not popular articles from one website. If everything was sourced from one website, there wouldn't be much point in digg.
- inactive, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Cover the track with gasoline or petrol and set it on FIRE!
- bosssmiley, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2"Wow! Now *that* is sarcasm." /Father Ted
- tehbored, on 06/19/2008, -15/+17"Race day's tomorrow. No more excuses. No more letting my own fears, or my wife's sobbing pleas, or the combined efforts of city and state law enforcement agencies get in the way of me accomplishing my goal. No, sir. Not this time."
This is so full of WIN. - stefano1234, on 06/19/2008, -1/+3I love your fighting spirit! Keep it up. This is a great motivation for aspiring runners out there! Now I just want to ask, what motivates you to do this?
- BillE3, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Let me guess, it was all dowhill on Killmanjaro.
- qwertydvorak, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1you need something that doesn't evaporate so quickly.
try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7ukkKY30M - invinciblechunk, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Normally I would agree, but this one was - properly - categorized in the Comedy section. So give the submitter a break.
- Clive, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3A little weak coming from the Onion...
- sindex, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2"Once you're comfortable with that, you can work your way up to a larger goal, like breaking beer bottles into a sack and dumping them out in front of the wheelchair racers, or loading up on carbs and dairy so you can vomit all over the finish line."
Funniest damn thing I'll read today. - yacks, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1why not think big and ruin the Boston Marathon?
- vinnythekidd, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1You wish.
- zerhynn, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2Someday marathon ruining will be a socially acceptable practice. Maybe even an art.
- ub40, on 01/20/2009, -0/+1you should just do gardening
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http://asiangirlsshorts.blogspot.com/ - tychoides, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1I think you mean aspiring ruiners.
- jtorkbob, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Seconded. I have XKCD on RSS, but not The Onion because there's plenty of noise in that signal.
- colorblindzebra, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1well, this article was funny for once.
has anyone noticed the slow in cracked articles hitting the front page? - timf, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1I... I don't understand the difference.
- colorblindzebra, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1best part
"Oh, I used to ruin cross-country meets back in high school. And there was that father-son fun ruin I did back in '06, of course, but that was just for charity." - Aidje, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Wait… I'm confused. I thought the point of Digg *was* to say things just to be negative. /sarcasm
- stephenhacking, on 06/20/2008, -1/+1Have you considered therapy?
- jaywalkersunite, on 06/19/2008, -0/+0Nice.
- 1337chic, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1They do it for the witty repartee that is the commenting section.
- herpescrusader, on 06/23/2008, -0/+0you see that "reply" button in the bottom right hand corner?
- Penn, on 06/19/2008, -2/+2sar·casm
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms. - SirTheGuy, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1Because that would make sense!
- ShanYu, on 06/19/2008, -1/+0The Onion rocks
This is the same advice i got when training to RUN a marathon.
Good stuff - thisismyacct, on 06/20/2008, -1/+0small bag of crack rock candy, it keeps me edgy :P
- DirtySanch, on 06/20/2008, -3/+1If I could I would punch the onion square in the neck.
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