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How to take a Joke?

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  • Shootfast, on 07/20/2009, -0/+419What other kind of parties are there?
  • antdude, on 07/20/2009, -0/+365Not even LAN parties?
  • inactive, on 07/19/2009, -14/+342I never get invited to parties. :(
  • pegothejerk, on 07/19/2009, -7/+261what the hell do you mean by THAT?? You should know I am invited to a LOT of parties and am quite often asked to draw flow charts on napkins for extremely hot ladies. so yeah. take that.
  • christoast, on 07/20/2009, -0/+223hmmm.... according to wikipedia, "A party is a gathering of people who have been invited by a host for the purposes of socializing,"

    Interesting phenomenon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party
  • sippykup, on 07/20/2009, -0/+164http://www.r1ch.net/img-formats/
  • TaeKwonDonkey, on 07/20/2009, -0/+151why is there no comeback option, years of insecurity have perfected my rebuttal skills to the point where I can flee while crying in under 10 seconds
  • LPhilM, on 07/20/2009, -4/+147Is this flow chart useless?-------->yes----->get on with your life
  • CTK14A, on 07/20/2009, -1/+113Why is everyone calling me a gay fish? Is it because breaded has something to do with genius... which swims?
  • inactive, on 07/19/2009, -1/+102My problem is some people say such stupid things I laugh thinking it's a joke but low and behold it isn't and they are suddenly mad at me for making fun of them, and as I'm not gifted with the physical prowess to fight these people I'd like to see a chart on determining when it isn't so much a joke as stupidity.
  • cyberthief, on 07/20/2009, -0/+64raid partys?
  • Genobeam, on 07/20/2009, -1/+64Wow informative and helpful, thanks! Not used to comments that aren't just punch lines.
  • redrum671, on 07/20/2009, -5/+65If a joke is said in the woods and no one is near to hear it, is it still funny??
  • lex0nyc, on 07/20/2009, -2/+61Try showering.
  • palehorse864, on 07/20/2009, -0/+55That's probably because you spend your time reading flow charts on the internet.
  • schnurr, on 07/20/2009, -5/+55Is it a flowchart? ----> don't post it to digg
  • Duffle, on 07/20/2009, -3/+50Boy-girl parties?
  • jserio, on 07/20/2009, -0/+45Seinfeld: "The Comeback"

    George begins picking up shrimp one by one and stuffing them into his mouth.

    REILLY: (leaning forward) You know, George...

    George looks up, expectantly.

    REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

    Everyone around the table laughs. Except for George, who looks triumphant. He swallows, and uses a napkin to clean his fingers.

    GEORGE: (standing) Oh yeah, Reilly? (smugly) Well, the jerk store called. They're running outta you

    REILLY: (unperturbed) What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

    Reilly and everyone else laughs even more than they did before. George looks angry and frustrated, even on the verge of tears for a second, then something occurs to him.

    GEORGE: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.

    George looks round, smiling arrogantly, expecting laughter. But there is a deep, uncomfortable, silence. Reilly, looks stony-faced. McAdam stands and leans over to speak in George's ear.

    MCADAM: His wife is in a coma.
  • itsthehumidity, on 07/20/2009, -2/+46AverageDigger strikes again!
  • vsujohn2, on 07/20/2009, -4/+48Pants parties
  • MicrosoftAccess, on 07/20/2009, -2/+44So what are you doing here
  • t0x2c, on 07/20/2009, -2/+40Linux install parties?
    http://www.wikihow.com/Arrange-Linux-Install-Party
  • Soniti, on 07/20/2009, -5/+43Panties and RAID? I don't understand the correlation between female undergarments and a storage redundancy system.
  • mrpunman, on 07/20/2009, -17/+54I have a simpler version

    Did you laugh? (Yes) -----> It's a joke
    (No)
    l
    l
    v

    It's not a joke
  • shininia, on 07/20/2009, -0/+31You should learn to take a joke. The chart can help with that.
  • christoast, on 07/20/2009, -1/+31No, that's wrong. A joke is something that's intended to be funny, whether its humorous or not doesn't matter. It's all about intention.
  • fanfablebig, on 07/20/2009, -0/+27"it feels like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain"
  • Codeman917, on 07/20/2009, -0/+27Make-out parties

    True story... saw it on Home Improvement. Oh boy did Randy ever get in trouble. What a hoot!
  • christoast, on 07/20/2009, -1/+25so you're saying a joke that isnt funny isnt a joke? What if one person laughs and the other person doesn't?

    That's stupid.
  • wild, on 07/20/2009, -0/+23You're the caterer, huh?
  • Shreder1, on 07/20/2009, -1/+24I can tell by the pixels.
  • MaxMyers, on 07/19/2009, -1/+22What if there's no one close to me that can hear the joke?
  • BIOHazard87, on 07/20/2009, -1/+22Yes, animals/plants can also process auditory information. If they don't laugh, they're just slow!
  • Wavemancali, on 07/20/2009, -1/+20Maybe if you become an ExceptionalDigger, this would change.
  • kostka, on 07/20/2009, -8/+26This is lame.
  • TnTBass, on 07/20/2009, -1/+17"hmmm.... according to wikipedia, "A party is a gathering of people who have been invited by a host for the purposes of socializing,"

    Interesting phenomenon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party"

    I'm going to use that term at work now instead of "Meetings". That way, when I don't get invited to any parties I'll feel pretty good about myself.
  • barrakuda, on 07/20/2009, -0/+16what's a party?
  • SRSco, on 07/20/2009, -2/+18Flow charts don't equal automatic humor. In fact, 99% of flow charts on the FP of Digg are completely unfunny. Present chart included.
  • popzero, on 07/20/2009, -0/+16I like you hockeyska. You're what would happen if Google Translate became sentient.
  • Wubsy, on 07/20/2009, -0/+15"A sex reassignment surgery is something that's intended to be funny, whether its humorous or not doesn't matter. It's all about intention."

    Is it really?
  • Lothok, on 07/20/2009, -0/+14The fact this flow chart doesn't flow at 90 angles bothers me.
  • stuffradio, on 07/20/2009, -0/+12I'm in an infinite loop of get on with your life :(
  • Sp4maham, on 07/20/2009, -0/+12oh. wow. another flow chart... Hilarious...
  • wild, on 07/20/2009, -0/+12You guys are confusing me. Anyone got a flow cart handy?
  • SpaceRibs, on 07/20/2009, -2/+13Furry Parties?
  • sp89, on 07/20/2009, -2/+13FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: AWESOME FLOWCHART!!!
  • Jimbeeer, on 07/20/2009, -0/+11that's not funny.
  • noobifiggah, on 07/20/2009, -0/+11Am I the only one that read it as Get it on with your wife?
  • DLun203, on 07/20/2009, -1/+11I've been known to participate in a party or two thank you very much internets.
  • ACiDGRiM, on 07/20/2009, -0/+10Do they look stupid--->It isn't a joke.
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