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- thescott18, on 10/12/2007, -6/+46That was a surprisingly cute and funny little clip. Good find!
- jalexhall1989, on 10/12/2007, -4/+41I prefer Dave Chapelle's theology on the subject:
"Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and don't talk so much." - wormeyman, on 10/12/2007, -3/+40And don't forget the response video
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-be-the-perfect-boyfriend - OpCzar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+33"Just distract him with beer"
You're not getting off that easy! Wait, is that a Six pack? - schoofman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31"he will want to hang out with his friends, hunt and measure things."
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+34"How to be a perfect girlfriend"
Bend over.
and i hope you're intelligent enough to understand thats a joke. - dj_sea2005, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14aaah. nothing beats some good ol' British humor.
"signs of hunger include:
Grumpiness
Flared nostrils
or he may appear to be hunting"
GOLD! - Dakana, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13The explaining things part was awesome.
I like how original this video is - instead of "lol men liek sex amirite" it's classy and hilarious. - lifewithout, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11It's classy because she has a British accent. It's uncanny how British people can make "Pull my finger" sound classy.
- CanceledCzech, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11"Where he will do male activities like growling, farting, and measuring things."
So true, so true... - codyman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Actually, that video is pretty up-to-speed on how things are
- Lutz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7The best is that the measuring thing is so true, we actually do love to measure things, just look at all benchmarks on the net :)
This video explains the simplicity of men so well. - real2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"Never put out if you're not in the mood, but DO accept that he always will be. Don't tell him off because he finds you devistatingly attractive all the time. And if you really don't fancy it, just distract him with beer"
True, true, and... true! - SEMW, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Who says an omlette has to have meat and cheese? An omlette is not a Taco; you're not supposed to stuff it with as many fillings as will fit. You can make a perfectly respectable omlette with no real fillings at all: mix the eggs with some milk, salt, fry with plenty of butter, and garnish with fresh-ground black pepper and a sprig of parsely. Le voila!
- AceTracer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I kind of want to marry that girl.
- headzoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3You know, I'm not sure any woman has ever tried that, but I'm guessing it would work.
- chrillen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Love it, really funny :D
- xrisnothing, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Um, if a girl asks me to pull her finger, it's over.
Damn my standards. - Peach, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I almost always fancy it, I just want it to last longer than 5 minutes!
On a side note, the attempt at a boob-grab at the end there was hilarious. - Estaris, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Being a woman, I have to say that is correct and very cute. hehe I sent it to my husband :)
And I do know these things ;)
Hunger is always synonymous with Grumpy in my house. lol
I agree the British accent even makes the pulling finger/fart trick sound classy, although that will not be happening. lol
I will occasionally burp and say "Scuzie" in a cute adorable (as I am able) fashion.
XD
I am going to certainly pass this along. hehe
Thanks for the post! Made me giggle :) - 405994, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I knew something was missing from my life! The deep seeded desire to measure things, I had never considered it before. To the hardware store!
- kungfoofairy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I thought it went "wine, women, and song".
- wormeyman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Wow not bad, it didn't demean men too much nor did it demean women either. I liked how it mentioned "men like explaining things" and "it's not an omelette but it has eggs doesn't it?"
So true when i was first dating my fiance i made her an "omelette" but forgot to add the meat and cheese :p ahh well she still loves me even though i explain the stupidest things to her even though she probably already knows. - hyperden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Great video, I have to admit, its all true.
- sugarkang, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1what's sad is that women don't know even these simplest of things that really make a relationship work.
pass this around to all the girls you know. especially the "don't nag" and "he needs to spend time with his friends" part. - beggersfunk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Pleasingly funny!
- chubbyduck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1And that just makes scrambled eggs then doesn't it? An omelet is for filling, whether it is inside the egg like a frittata or folded in the middle. Treat it like a crepe and wrap some fixings in if you forgot the meat and veg.
- sancho320, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1more teeth.
- panthrosrevenge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Food, Beer, Women
- Lizlovesadam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Most of these things are true, on both video's. I've witnessed most of them. The end where its talking about being faithful.. that part should be repeated about 20 times before you can end the video.
- chall5, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1She has a great voice !
- shirtninjay, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Damn, now how do I trick my girlfriend into watching this video? Maybe it'll help with the nagging part.. shoot, I watched the "How to be the perfect boyfriend video!" I learned a couple things!
- qbix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Exactly my thoughts. I think all she has to do is substitute beer for whatever drink you love. In my case, cream soda, bawls, or redbull with vodka. Likewise, when she's not in the mood she could easily distract me with some video games.
- EzarKun, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1what if I dont drink beer?
- rayishu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@ redfox
because its from a website called video"Jug" - ihatecandy, on 11/07/2008, -0/+0http://www.ihatecandy.com/?id=5bcac5s1bq0vfbf0lqiz ...
- KatieAnd, on 06/11/2008, -0/+0that was really funny!!!
Please HELP my friend Dan choose the perfect girlfriend!!!! He is dating 2 really cute girls at the same time!! Check them out and pick who you like better...
http://zoomabet.com/bets/group333.html - Blankford, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1and measuring things...hahah! so true.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Honestly, I think I am going to sit down any girlfriend that I get slightly serious with and make her watch this video and ask her if she can do it, if not, then I guess I am looking for a new girlfriend. AMIRITE?
- redfox2600, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Why is the "how to be a perfect girlfriend" video much shorter than "how to be a perfect boyfriend"?
- jacko1990, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0Well the first thing that springs to mind - and although I don't want to be sexist, this skit is pretty sexist in it's own right - and that is what the ***** have these dumb bitches ever done to give them the right to play men down in this way anyway?
I can recall, what half a dozen notable women at most who have contributed significantly to the field of engineering and science over this last 400 years? Meanwhile men have built the whole of the godamned modern world as we know it.
Women claim they want equality - and really I am all for it - but let them start behaving like equals first instead of (as they do) incessantly and endlessly bitching on about all the various faults, flaws and appealing or not so appealing idosyncracies of the men folk in their lives.
Have you ever listened in on a conversation with a bunch of women? I mean what the ***** else do they talk about than the lives of their otherwise uninteresting boyfriends and husbands?
Equality isn't a right - it's something you have to earn too. - xenoploid, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2I'm so ***** sick of the media portrayal of men as simple-minded animals. If you can't find a man that is better than the piece-of-***** character portrayed here, maybe the problem is YOU.
- Derrekito, on 10/12/2007, -17/+9People Digging down thescott? Get a sense of humor, *****!
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