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  • laim, on 04/13/2009, -4/+395http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/holdin ...
  • sockpuppets, on 04/13/2009, -4/+358You have to leave your mom's basement for them to hear you.
  • cnot3, on 04/13/2009, -8/+328I can play guitar and girls still won't have sex with me.
  • cnot3, on 04/13/2009, -1/+290Can't I just open a window?
  • jazzfunkblues, on 04/13/2009, -10/+262I SLAAAAPA DA BASSSS MON and that gets me laid!
  • TheAstronomer, on 04/13/2009, -4/+239Jake plays the douchebag a little too well sometimes
  • wizzwizz1, on 04/13/2009, -3/+197This what 98.5% of the people who say they play guitar actually do.
  • cnot3, on 04/13/2009, -1/+155Why don't I just go to a gynecologist's office and play guitar in the waiting room? Bound to be chicks there, and I could get the doc in on it, he could tell me which ones are fine specimens and which ones have enough yeast to start a bakery. An abortion clinic would work equally well... and I'd still be less of a douche than guys that play guitar out in the quad.
  • Zankue, on 04/13/2009, -6/+154The other day I broke my g-string while fingering a minor...
  • FrogKermit, on 04/13/2009, -3/+148Its confidence, man. They like the confidence. It just so happens that douchebags are confident.
  • LupeFiasco, on 04/13/2009, -3/+128There is difference between confidence and douchbaggery. It seems women are incapable of telling the two apart.
  • Raviolios, on 04/13/2009, -4/+100Wonderwall has a capo on the 2nd fret, which makes it sound at least 10 times sexier.
  • inactive, on 04/13/2009, -1/+97I carry mine around on the second fret of my guitar.

    For playing wonderwall.
  • ZombieAnt, on 04/13/2009, -10/+100Stop playing death metal.
  • shondell, on 04/13/2009, -2/+88why do you always sound like a leprechaun?
  • Jelly292, on 04/13/2009, -1/+78Digging you up because I play drums with glow sticks.
  • michaelrsa, on 04/13/2009, -5/+77Guys have known this for years now, how have women not?!
    Wait, it just occurred to me. Do college girls like douchebags?
  • Snoogs, on 04/13/2009, -6/+77Panty-Droppers (in no particular order)
    Your Body is a Wonderland- John Mayer
    Crash- DMB
    Wonderwall- Oasis
    What I Got- Sublime
    ***** Her Gently- Tenacious D (yes, girls know ALL the words to it)
    Bubble Toes- Jack Johnson
    Send Me On My Way- Rusted Root
    Waste- Phish (hippie chick crack)
    feel free to contribute, there are hundreds.
  • kingjam, on 04/13/2009, -0/+71This video is painfully true.
  • jbarket, on 04/13/2009, -2/+72There could be an entire book written about how that guy angers me.

    There are three factors all party guitar whores have:

    1. The inability to play anything anyone would be interested in

    2. The inability to play anything well

    3. The inability to understand why people keep turning the stereo up

    I RESPECT YOUR SKILL SIR BUT TAKE IT HOME AND ***** OFF FOR A WHILE. I mean, *****, I'm 6'4" and I play the ukulele, which is practically a circus act, and I don't take that ***** out to every dope smoking cabana on the beach.
  • covertbadger, on 04/13/2009, -0/+69"which ones have enough yeast to start a bakery"

    *jaw drops*
  • deathandtaverns, on 04/13/2009, -1/+61which of these can I learn to play in under 4 hours? I'm looking to get laid, not learn an instrument.
  • MrChunks, on 04/13/2009, -3/+62I'll have sex with you. I'm not a girl and I'm not gay but you came across as pathetic enough for me to offer you some pity *****. Just stick on a dress and a wig and let's not tell anyone else about it.
  • cnot3, on 04/13/2009, -0/+57I'll only do it if you wear the dress and wig. I will wear nothing but formal business socks, and don't ask me to take them off cuz I won't.
  • okayokayokay, on 04/13/2009, -0/+57He should make a video called "How to Play The Douchebag Well Enough to Get Laid."
  • johnkyoungoh, on 04/13/2009, -1/+57ahahah u made the same noise as the silly video

    moar moar
  • algaeturd, on 04/14/2009, -0/+55You're pretty angry for a large ukulele player.
  • matthewkg, on 04/13/2009, -0/+54I'm.
  • BugMeNot2, on 04/13/2009, -0/+54I'm a player.
  • efitz11, on 04/13/2009, -0/+54are you going to carry a capo around in your wallet too?
  • pagit, on 04/13/2009, -2/+56how do I get pass the G string?
  • obliviousfool, on 04/13/2009, -1/+54Did he just say B sharp? Well, that's pretty inventive.
  • ZombieAnt, on 04/13/2009, -0/+52Abortion clinic is probably your best bet since you already know they put out. And they don't want kids... Hmmm... I think you've stumbled upon something great.
  • digglover6, on 04/13/2009, -0/+51I'm a semi-famous bass player.
  • merple, on 04/13/2009, -1/+51I
  • tidu, on 04/13/2009, -1/+51I'm a bass player.
  • internalprime8, on 04/13/2009, -0/+46I've Got Something in My Front Pocket For You - Butters
  • Medicamusic, on 04/13/2009, -4/+48I usually go with drop D and heavy distortion. And taps. Turns out that girls dont like that so much :-/
  • Medicamusic, on 04/13/2009, -1/+43Taste belongs to the tongue, not the food.
  • internalprime8, on 04/13/2009, -0/+40You saw the video too!?
  • sockpuppets, on 04/13/2009, -0/+39Oh the irony.
  • Pickledorf, on 04/13/2009, -3/+42There's nothing wrong with a pick in the wallet. Unless it turns you into that guy who plays a guitar at every party.
  • elnerdo, on 04/13/2009, -3/+42All girls like douchebags.

    :(
  • dignation, on 04/14/2009, -0/+37</thread>
  • ewsherm, on 04/13/2009, -0/+37That actually involves learning how to play the guitar though instead of learning 4 easy chords.
  • Frozo, on 04/13/2009, -1/+37"Guitar" is the name of your penis?
  • mizatt, on 04/13/2009, -1/+36If you're been playing the guitar for 13 years you should be able to pick up a few decent pop songs in a day
  • Jangarrr, on 04/14/2009, -3/+37http://bash.org/?352172 - nice job with the 'The other day' bit though, you really took it and made it yours!
  • solecize, on 04/13/2009, -12/+44buried- everyone knows that only drummers and the guy that can work the glow sticks at a rave get laid

  • FlyingLessons, on 04/13/2009, -4/+35Dugg for Seven Nation Army
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