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- liah, on 07/13/2008, -17/+454Dear Anyone Stupid Enough to Take This Seriously;
Please, please, please PLEASE do not go with the "accidental" approach. I don't think any of you really quite understand how utterly painful it is. Definitely the worst thing I've experienced.
It is just wrong, and fully expect retaliation if you do go with this approach. We can see right through it. Watch your ass.
Sincerely,
All females you may miraculously end up in bed with. - inactive, on 07/12/2008, -10/+348What What In The Butt?
- lexf, on 07/12/2008, -13/+281Dugg for... Jesus. Dugg for everything. The headline. The author. The article.
Okay, and the insightful advice, too. - btschul, on 07/12/2008, -3/+204Dugg for pics of old people while talking about anal.
- inactive, on 07/12/2008, -14/+201I think diggers have a hard enough time finding any place to put their wang. Much less, the poop hole!
- inactive, on 07/13/2008, -6/+158"for those who've never tried... it's neat ... tighter... "
And *****. - Ramenhood, on 07/13/2008, -4/+153Everyone, including me, will digg you, since you just talked about a surprise anal you have, and you're hot.
BTW- Never just stick it in, put an inch at a time until heshe is comfortable with it. :) I read this on the Internet once. - JCPahl, on 07/13/2008, -20/+145It's interesting that so many American guys are into anal sex, presumably for the tighter hole. Coincidentally, America is the only nation that circumcises the majority of its male children for non-religious reasons, and as circumcision removes upwards of 20,000 nerve endings and the super-sensitive frenulum and ridged-band, does this explain the desire for greater stimulation? Anthropologists could have a field day with this, I think. Apologies to cut guys.
- altinnovation, on 07/13/2008, -2/+125"I read this on the Internet once."
I actually laughed out-loud about this one - JJCDAD, on 07/12/2008, -19/+136"How do you caress somebody's anus sympathetically? Brother, if I have to tell you that, you need more help than I can offer."
- inactive, on 07/13/2008, -5/+90What's a girl?
- bipolarruledout, on 07/13/2008, -4/+81I agree it should be fair game for her to discretely grab her dildo and return the "favor".
- tedrock, on 07/13/2008, -8/+84*I confined this essay to the heterosexual community, as I don't know the protocols for the other half, although I suspect the conversation usually goes something like this:
"Wanna ass *****?"
"Yes, I do." - inactive, on 07/13/2008, -5/+81"put an inch at a time until heshe is comfortable with it"
I'm sure 'heshe' would do anything for 10 dorrah. - zephc, on 07/13/2008, -5/+77When you are sitting around idly, read her this essay and gauge her reactions. If she laughs and makes sexual jokes, you know you can probe a bit more (har har). If she doesn't laugh at all, dump her, because she has no sense of humor and is probably a bitch anyway. I guess this is more of a meta-solution.
- adrenalmedulla9, on 07/13/2008, -0/+70http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22jesus+was+ ...
You are officially the only result. - richbleak, on 07/13/2008, -5/+74Dugg for being the creepiest comment I've ever read on Digg + buried for bragging and hiding it as an informative anecdote.
- inactive, on 07/13/2008, -0/+68We will write hurtful comments about other people!
- nobody98, on 07/13/2008, -3/+68Do not taunt us! How will we ever get over our low self esteem with mean comments like these!
- dnw5032, on 07/12/2008, -36/+100Usually I have to be with a girl for a long time before she ever lets me in the back door.
for those who've never tried... it's neat ... tighter...
excuse me while i go take a shower. - roostersheep, on 01/16/2009, -11/+66"Watch your ass."
I believe it is you who should be watching your own ass. - inactive, on 07/13/2008, -5/+59oh hai! buttsechs k?
- sleepwalkers, on 07/13/2008, -0/+48Just to warn you, while you may enjoy that you'll be getting an infinite number of Diggs for this comment, you will also receive an infinite number of friend requests.
- SarahSue, on 07/12/2008, -10/+55For Michael Ian Black, my answer will always be "YES!" without hesitation.
- BotchaMcCoola, on 07/13/2008, -2/+46How do circumcized men know what they are missing, telepathy?
- tedrock, on 07/13/2008, -1/+45http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e136/dwcdwc/surp ...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007 ... - hollyminkowski, on 07/13/2008, -4/+48And they wonder why more girls don't hang around on Digg....jeeesh
- Pr0nQu33n, on 07/13/2008, -2/+45If your gonna slip, slip with the tongue not the tool
- coollettuce, on 07/13/2008, -0/+42I'm lonely.
- fantasyflamz, on 07/13/2008, -3/+45Um... girls don't pee out of their vaginas...
- inactive, on 07/13/2008, -10/+51Wow, You got some guts. Admitting to the world that you have taken it up the butt.
- shertzerj, on 07/13/2008, -3/+41In my experience, Door #1 is a lot easier to "open" than Door #2. As a guy, I think you'd have to be pretty dumb to try this as well. Either she's interested, or she isn't.
- migshark, on 07/13/2008, -5/+42How can you have anal sex? Do you like, compulsively wash each other before and duri- Ohhhh you mean butt sex. Gotchya.
- masonreloaded, on 07/13/2008, -4/+39The "difficult to clean" thing is a complete myth/misinterpretation. The data that comes from was taken from worldwide studies - ie, including third world countries without hot water showers etc. If you live in a western country, keeping a circumcised ***** clean is no harder than washing out your ears, between your toes, your fingernails etc... just pull it back and give it a clean, i am not circumcised and its just not an issue.
The sad fact is that circumcision is a fact of life in the US and because people have got used to it being the norm, they will come up with all kinds of reasons to support it. But the simple facts are: the penis evolved or was "designed" that way for a reason. Most medical experts agree there is no health benefits to circumcision. We don't go cutting off or trimming other parts of our bodies to make them "aesthetically" pleasing, so why would we do it to our penises! - zer0nix, on 07/13/2008, -0/+34there's a few more rules to anal: the recipient has to be prepared for it (ie: loosen up her ass), and pulling out too fast is much more painful than putting it in, fast or slow.
also, if you're giving your girl an enema, avoid using any alcoholic products as the colon is specially designed to absorb water back into the body -and it absorbs alcohol just as well. considering the amounts of fluid necessary to clean the poopchute (and that you would need a vacuum of sorts to suck out the tainted liquor if the girl passes out), alcohol poisoning is definitely a risk.
pornstars usually get a minimum of 3 enemas to fully clean the colon, though this is not entirely necessary unless you're hoping to go from ass2mouth. get two enemas if you're going to get any at all; it's entirely possible that the first enema won't clear all the crap out and will liquefy the feces that are left so they leak onto your bed. avoid this. either get no enemas or two at the minimum.
finally, use a saline solution to avoid drying out the ass. - zephc, on 07/13/2008, -2/+36It is from the Internet. More specifically, http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
- altinnovation, on 07/13/2008, -0/+31Okay.. I'm uncircumcised and those photos are still awkward....
- LiamIsOnFire, on 07/13/2008, -17/+47I hate how the general consensus is that all Diggers don't have girlfriends, I would imagine that a lot of people here have/had girlfriends.
Also, anal is gross. - merrickx, on 07/13/2008, -1/+30you just bring it up semi-directly after you've made her orgasm once or twice. By then she'll have much less objection. Also, use the word "try".
- marx2k, on 07/13/2008, -5/+34A tounge in the butt? Poo comes out of there, miss!
- garrettsdiggs, on 07/13/2008, -3/+32That was one of the best cracked articles I've read in a while
I'd like to comment on the over-the-pant-finger-twaddle, from my own personal experience. That move is magic. Godspeed diggers... Godspeed - arabidturtle, on 07/13/2008, -1/+29urine comes out of ur penis and girls aren't trying to be kevin costner in water world when they lick it off.
- mediaspree, on 07/13/2008, -1/+28my co-worker says this all time. Where is it from?
- rhapsodisiac, on 07/13/2008, -8/+35Many women prefer uncircumcized men. A natural penis more comfortable, less chafey, and easier to work with. It's also nice knowing that neither I nor my partner has been genitally mutilated by a useless, ancient religious tradition. As for visual beauty - are either gender's parts, with or without mutilation, that good looking to begin with?
For genitals, it's function over form all the way! - bjornski, on 07/13/2008, -0/+25@adrenalmedulla9
How you even thought to look that up is beyond me, but it 's funny as hell.
You win one free internet. - hornedgorilla, on 07/13/2008, -11/+35Shut your stupid pie hole ! All lies "super-sensitive frenulum and ridged-band" I call bull *****. I am the owner of so called "super-sensitive frenulum and ridged-band" and they are not super sensitive in anyway.
- zephyrnug, on 07/13/2008, -4/+27lol, yeah dugg just for the title.
I want to just look at my girlfriend, shrug my shoulders at her and ask, "Anal?" - chilidbz, on 07/13/2008, -1/+24Jesus man, this is digg!
- inactive, on 07/13/2008, -2/+22I don't care what anyone says: Stella was hilarious.
- bjornski, on 07/13/2008, -1/+21Don't forget the South Park take on things.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HZgimZIk_j4 -
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