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How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse (PIC)

theoatmeal.com — An funny depiction of what NOT to do during a zombie outbreak

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  • MrBabyMan, on 11/06/2009, -21/+305I can't stress this enough, people! Quarantine, quarantine, quarantine!!
  • brycehebert, on 11/07/2009, -2/+217Rule #1: Cardio
    Rule #2: Double Tap
    Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms
    Rule #4: Seatbelts
    Rule #17: (Don't) Be a Hero
    Rule#18: Limber Up
    Rule #31: Check the Backseat
    Rule #32: Enjoy the Little Things
  • pleeker, on 11/06/2009, -1/+197Where's the part about everyone tweeting the apocalypse??!!
  • rocknog, on 11/07/2009, -1/+145*****, if everyone stayed and home and ***** tweeted the apocalypse, the apocalypse wouldn't ***** happen. The few zombies initially infected would wander the streets for a while, looking for brains, and then eventually starve to re-death.
  • pizzaface200, on 11/07/2009, -0/+143holy crap mrbabyman made a comment.
  • DChapgier, on 11/07/2009, -1/+134Could you still pass a driving test?

    not with this on my mind.
  • cfuse, on 11/07/2009, -1/+125"OMG! We've made New Jersey! God forgive us"
  • ddawggin, on 11/07/2009, -0/+119I know a certain island to the east of southern Africa I will be going to at the slightest hint of an outbreak.
  • Parsley, on 11/07/2009, -1/+90Double tap.
  • OptionalPirate, on 11/07/2009, -0/+84Rule #7: Travel Light
  • FrozenBladeGX, on 11/07/2009, -1/+83They forgot the black guy who always says the bite was "just a scratch" so the group then ignores it...


    Guess what wasn't a scratch?
  • nemii, on 11/07/2009, -1/+76I believe in your potential Coco
  • Spawn2105, on 11/07/2009, -0/+58***** that, i'm gonna spend all my money on supplies, reinforcements, shotguns, assault rifles and ammunition on the black market, throw in a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide and have a field day. that is, until some ***** makes it to me and bites me so i can join their party.
  • Hellicus, on 11/07/2009, -1/+57Stupid, funny and in only one page !

    Dugg
  • sigmaman2, on 11/07/2009, -0/+56LOL!!! I love those mad scientists...

    "Lets feed cocaine, steroids, fertility drugs, and double-espressos to these sewer rats and observe the results!"
  • brycehebert, on 11/07/2009, -0/+55Yes, forgot that one.

    Also, Rule #15: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
  • sageerrant, on 11/07/2009, -0/+54You make a good point... but you forget the appeal of posting photos to facebook. Zombies would be prime targets for this sort of thing, and posing with a keg is a good way to get yourself eaten.
  • IIECONII, on 11/07/2009, -0/+54Talk to Madagascar...I heard they're good at this sort of stuff.
  • MrCrowley33, on 11/07/2009, -0/+52dugg for the actual joke

    Check out the page source code... gotta look at the real link though as digg bar kills it

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how
  • Frankyfan3, on 11/07/2009, -0/+46"Squabble fight and bicker over who gets to be mayor of We're-All-*****-Screwed-Ville"

    LMAO
  • squishee, on 11/06/2009, -0/+39I always wondered why it always seems like the first course of action during a zombie outbreak is to print a bunch of newspapers and distribute them. "Oh my god, the living dead!...can we run with this story and get it to print by 3 am?"
  • Bluepaper, on 11/07/2009, -1/+38Rule #34: Have sex with a zombie and post it to the internet
  • esquire360, on 11/07/2009, -1/+38Playing CoD Nazi Zombies teaches you that ONE screw up and your dead... like so...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNjWecipbTA
    U need to move b4 its to late...oh and lots of guns!
  • thetruckert, on 11/06/2009, -0/+35yeah, ***** "date night"
  • Xaevier, on 11/07/2009, -2/+37The only true safe zone will be Madagascar
  • Spicymove, on 11/07/2009, -1/+33Rabies+ Meatloaf = Zombie Apocalypse
  • Tyrghast, on 11/07/2009, -0/+28I feel bad for having thumbs yet doing so poorly in that game
  • Oatmeal, on 11/06/2009, -0/+26fixed "lets" vs "let's." thanks for the heads up
  • irjamby, on 11/07/2009, -0/+26After this "quarantine, quarantine, quaratine" you need to go buy "shotguns, shotguns, shotguns".
  • joemofo214, on 11/07/2009, -12/+36hey mrbabyman, ***** you. :D
  • Jaime2000, on 11/07/2009, -0/+20Zombie apocalypses usually take at least a couple of days before the government collapses and everybody realizes they are screwed beyond the telling of it. During that time frame, a newspaper not reporting the outbreak would be like a newspaper not talking about 9/11 during its next print run. They think the disaster will be contained, they should inform the public, they will get good sales, etc...
  • whitemage, on 11/07/2009, -0/+20Watch Zombieland
  • RustlingRagazza, on 11/06/2009, -2/+20Love it as usual, but you're going against your previously published item. A proof read would make it 100% perfect, for now it's 95% perfect. ;)
  • Vindexus, on 11/07/2009, -1/+18I just started reading World War Z, by the guy who wrote the Zombie Survival Guide. It's pretty ***** interesting.
  • desertDenizen, on 11/07/2009, -2/+19Uh... I've played Risk and you, sir, are mistaken. There are TWO dashed lines going to Madagascar.
  • Latigoliath, on 11/07/2009, -3/+20I always hated "date night" LOL <BOOM>


    LOL
  • dakial, on 11/07/2009, -0/+17Why go to Australia?
  • DarkShroud, on 11/07/2009, -0/+16EMP, turn off the eletricity, steal their batteries. take your pick.
  • deadpoetic333, on 11/07/2009, -2/+18I could never get ***** Madagascar in Pandemic 2.
  • giveer, on 11/07/2009, -1/+16yah.. Doze big werds ar sCCCAARRRYYyyy.
  • Parrappa, on 11/07/2009, -0/+15This might be the greatest post on digg of all time. There is nothing more awesome than killing tons of zombies, even if means the world is going to end.

    If I could digg you up a million times, I wouldn't. I'd do it infinity x4.
  • tmyprod, on 11/07/2009, -0/+14True, they can't swim, but floating is an option as well as to keep walking underwater.
  • spookyttws, on 11/07/2009, -0/+13As much as it goes against everything I've read, believe, and all precautions I've taken- I love the idea of hiding in a ball pit in event of the zombie apocalypse.
  • gutistg, on 11/07/2009, -0/+13Meh. It's a better way to die than cancer.
  • gillytech, on 11/07/2009, -1/+14Its funny how the primary typeface used in this piece is called "28 Days Later" No joke, look: http://www.dafont.com/28-days-later.font
  • MtheoryX, on 11/07/2009, -0/+12The correct answer isn't on the list...

    A zombie is ahead, swerve right to hit.
  • lilasdj, on 11/06/2009, -1/+12They obviously don't know enough about the power of social media
  • itignition, on 11/07/2009, -0/+11"Dickbag..."
  • fr3nch, on 11/07/2009, -1/+12I'll meet you there, I'll bring my shotgun and my infected wife. But its ok, I will tie her up in a way that will be moderately hard to get out of.
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