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Holiday Card: Presents Opening Children [PIC]

rob-sheridan.com — A wonderfully demented depiction of the classic Norman Rockwell American Christmas.

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  • dagooh, on 12/24/2007, -9/+332In Soviet Russia...
    • Alix7, on 12/24/2007, -50/+15presents open you!
      • Karmavs, on 12/24/2007, -5/+37Yes, that was the implicit end of the sentence. Well done.
      • EgaoNoGenki, on 12/24/2007, -7/+1IF YOUR NAME IS CPT. O.B. VIOUS, WE TAKE YOU DOWN UNDER. (The ground, that is.)
    • jtbandes, on 12/24/2007, -27/+3News? No. No it's not.
      • AshamedAmerican, on 12/24/2007, -2/+19Merry Christmas Mr. Scrooge!
    • Bawk, on 12/24/2007, -1/+57First time in a month that I've not thought that joke lame.
      • bluesdealer, on 12/24/2007, -0/+3Only a month?
      • directedition, on 12/24/2007, -0/+1Indeed. It's been lame for quite some time now. That's the first time in recent memory it made me laugh out loud.
      • KingGorilla, on 12/25/2007, -1/+1It's not even the whole joke
    • btchsntsht, on 12/24/2007, -2/+0SOVIET! - the great battle cry of andre, the model
    • Lanlost, on 12/24/2007, -3/+0You know, this may sound stupid but every time I had seen the "In Soviet Russia" meme it was just "In Russia..." I guess it makes more sense this way but it's one of those things you get used to and then when it gets changed, even if its just a minor change, annoys the hell out of you. In the same way that if you acutally type "a lot" it bothers you when people don't put the space. .. Nevermind.
  • Yarkz, on 12/24/2007, -24/+4Thats creepy in a way....
  • Aggort, on 12/24/2007, -5/+112"HUMAN GUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!" - N64 gift
  • Grjemo, on 12/24/2007, -5/+37Should we feel bad about ripping them open?
    • legoalert33, on 12/24/2007, -2/+5Just save the wrapping until next year and reuse it.
    • mrloco, on 12/24/2007, -1/+1the presents or the children?

      :P
  • LiquidCrystals, on 12/24/2007, -86/+1RIB OPAUKSL RON PAUL!
    • arcooke, on 12/24/2007, -0/+27What the *****?
    • TheAmbushAhead, on 12/24/2007, -0/+0What did LiquidCrystals say? The world will never know.
  • mooseontheloose, on 12/24/2007, -31/+2thats fukkin hot
  • LiquidCrystals, on 12/24/2007, -88/+1hey, why am i getting voted down>?
    • nj10ii, on 12/24/2007, -6/+47Cause your an AssHat and a ***** Head!
      • dotlizard, on 12/24/2007, -1/+21you forgot douchbag.
        • RpgActioN, on 12/24/2007, -0/+31You forgot the 'e.'
        • Hoxie, on 12/24/2007, -0/+25not to mention it's you're, not your.
        • Icyfenix, on 12/24/2007, -5/+18grammar nazi To the Rescu! standing Up 4 sentiences everywhare!
          • edwartica, on 12/24/2007, -7/+1That's it! You are now sentenced to 7 hours on the rack, followed by seven whips from a cat of nine tails.
          • ayeroxor, on 12/24/2007, -0/+6cat-o-nine-tails. It's hyphenated.
    • eerbin13, on 12/24/2007, -1/+27I'm a Ron Paul supporter, but he doesn't need to be in every comment thread. People like you give people like me a bad name.
      • flonglonger, on 12/24/2007, -0/+1Digg has made me sick of even hearing Ron Paul's name
    • Icyfenix, on 12/24/2007, -0/+19Cuz you're randomly posting about stuff that has nothing to do with this article, and it's about a political agenda.
  • googooly, on 12/24/2007, -2/+43I wont open anymore gifts : (
  • stevejobs, on 12/24/2007, -3/+54Save the wrapping paper so we can re-use it.
  • a3r0, on 12/24/2007, -2/+37This is... wonderful...

    Bigger versions: http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/2007/10/wal ...
  • maddla, on 12/24/2007, -1/+98yup.... by far the most disturbing picture I've ever seen... but hey. I gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg.
    • rmirque, on 12/24/2007, -2/+39Gotta make this story big.
    • uziko, on 12/24/2007, -0/+4You must have lived a very sheltered life.
    • aussieNickuss, on 12/24/2007, -5/+1"by far the most disturbing picture I've ever seen" --- Man, you must lead a very sheltered life!
  • keru, on 12/24/2007, -17/+1ummm...yeah. whatever. did not need to see that.
  • Zaeyde, on 12/24/2007, -1/+20Ew.
  • kody, on 12/24/2007, -12/+0Disturbing... perhaps -best?- if viewed after Christmas...
  • Emused, on 12/24/2007, -5/+2Peace,Love and Donny Osmond.
  • Aidenf77, on 12/24/2007, -8/+4Firetruck out the chest. Now that's one bad case of heartburn! The severed feet on the mantle holding candy canes are extra macabre. Disturbing!
  • SkittlesUSA, on 12/24/2007, -1/+12If there were a People for the Ethical Treatment of Christmas Presents organization (PETCP), I would imagine this picture would be the front cover of their pamphlets.
  • uziko, on 12/24/2007, -0/+30Dugg for dead babies under the Christmas tree, and bloody babies having their organs ripped out of their bodies. Very heartwarming.
  • cypherus, on 12/24/2007, -1/+5Has anyone seen the one where it's got the ice cream cones eating children? I want a wallpaper of that and to know the artist...
    • Heelz, on 12/24/2007, -0/+8I thought of the same thing when I saw the picture.

      Here's the ice cream pic, you can see the artist's other work too. Great stuff, ice cream pic is my wallpaper, as a matter of fact.

      http://nocturnal-devil.deviantart.com/art/Icecream ...
    • Etheo, on 12/24/2007, -0/+3I was instantly reminded of that pic but couldn't remember what it was exactly, thanks for saving me a night of headaches.
  • Karmavs, on 12/24/2007, -1/+6I love the mug mum's holding - nice touch… Awesome website design too. Dugg.
  • l00s3r, on 12/24/2007, -0/+3Juxtapose FTW!
  • AshamedAmerican, on 12/24/2007, -1/+13Love the stockings.
  • Poovey, on 12/24/2007, -2/+4That is just plain demented.
  • donsnyc, on 12/24/2007, -1/+2sick
  • Fl4sh, on 12/24/2007, -16/+5IT'S CALLED A CHRISTMAS CARD! NOT A "HOLIDAY CARD" YOU ***** MORONS!

    By the way this was pretty funny.
  • sostoudt, on 12/24/2007, -0/+8ah honey, a kidney. how did you know?
  • willzyx, on 12/24/2007, -0/+2dugg for the awesome site design.
  • lathicentropy, on 12/24/2007, -0/+3haha, Rob Sheridan...nicely done.
    btw he does the graphic design work for NIN as of late.
  • TheGunBlade, on 12/24/2007, -6/+1I truly madly deeply hate this guy.
  • Futurejunior, on 12/24/2007, -0/+2Now it is my background
  • rnielson, on 12/24/2007, -0/+1this is really bizarre. i like it.
  • active1x0, on 12/24/2007, -0/+1Mmmm...presents.
  • shedtroll, on 12/24/2007, -0/+3That...is.....






    Disturbing
  • teesix, on 12/24/2007, -0/+3I love how the stockings hanging on the fireplace are hollowed out feet!
  • Dunhamzzz, on 12/24/2007, -5/+1Buried for the poster thinking that only Americans have chirstmas.
    Dugg for the witty image.
  • 58545256ab, on 12/24/2007, -10/+1http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9479/presentope ...

    Removed the name in the corner.
    • sirdaz, on 12/24/2007, -0/+5Why? Give credit where credit is due.
    • lcarsdeveloper, on 12/24/2007, -0/+4Rob thanks you for squishing down his artwork and removing all references to his name, after all it's not like the guy DESERVES to have his name in the credits? That would be greedy! He made it for the internet, therefore he owes us big time!
    • AnotherBrian, on 12/24/2007, -0/+2Fail.
  • Doomsan, on 12/24/2007, -0/+3Great site, love the design
  • timeisapear, on 12/24/2007, -0/+1so is santa the oldest of all christmas presents that pulls around a sleigh driven by inside out reindeer?
  • Pct1theory, on 12/24/2007, -2/+1and thats why i don't celebrate it
    • MikeDirntRulez, on 12/24/2007, -0/+1.... because of a deep-rooted fear of being opened by presents late at night?
  • cyranthus, on 12/24/2007, -0/+2that just made my day!
  • Namco, on 12/24/2007, -0/+1Awesome sketch. I'd like to print that up and put it next to my 4" tall framed With Teeth piece. Awesome stuff on that whole site.
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