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- inactive, on 04/21/2009, -2/+97***** that gallery layout.
- shoover, on 04/21/2009, -0/+58"Depp's Chocolate Factory Has Tasty Opening" - took me a second, but wow... If the writer did this intentionally he/she is a genius!
- archivedigger, on 04/21/2009, -0/+50Dugg for 'Midget sues grocer, cites belittling remarks'
- Hypomanic, on 04/21/2009, -0/+39I used to work at a newspaper. 95 percent of the time it's on purpose. Most editors have a scurrilous sense of humor. The newsroom of a major newspaper is simultaneously the funniest and most depressing environment.
- Craftybadger, on 04/21/2009, -1/+39Can anyone give me one good reason why we need a new ***** window to view these pictures?
- Wiggletits, on 04/21/2009, -1/+31Detroit blows (looks at above picture) i think i just blew a funny fuse....
- lucy22, on 04/21/2009, -1/+21Yes, I guess that man shot in head could not have been that popular.
- scottbaez, on 04/21/2009, -0/+17My favorite headline ever was an album review in my high school newspaper . . . "Morningwood Wakes Up With Solid New Full Length"
- enantiodromia, on 04/21/2009, -0/+16serve more ads
- surfacewound, on 04/22/2009, -0/+15That was low of you.
- lostmessiah, on 04/22/2009, -0/+15C'mon, guys, let's try to be bigger than this.
- nudedos, on 04/21/2009, -0/+14Those goddamn babies..
- itskennard, on 04/22/2009, -1/+14I was watching the news on TV once here in Australia about a year back, they were reporting on the murder of a Jew. It was the last story of the show and the news anchor said, "And on that note, I bid you adieu" (pronounced "a jew"). Then she did this cheeky smirk as though she just realised what she said and was trying not to laugh. I think someone pulled a Ron Burgundy style teleprompter prank on her.
- inactive, on 04/21/2009, -3/+14I guess the midget couldn't taller ate it any longer
- dark2025, on 04/22/2009, -0/+10Agreed. Let us not bring ourselves down to his level.
- michaelrsa, on 04/21/2009, -1/+9That guy needs popularity like he needs a hole in his head.
- Rhysbo, on 04/22/2009, -0/+8Dugg for "Crack Found in Man's Buttocks"
- Khiva, on 04/22/2009, -0/+8This could be a growing experience for all of us.
- heaintheavy, on 04/21/2009, -0/+6That also is not its headline font; it is Photoshopped.
- thediz, on 04/21/2009, -2/+8Remind anyone else of Jay Leno's Headlines?
Sadly, one of the best segments of his show
"Best of:"
http://www.noob.us/humor/best-of-jay-leno-headline ...
http://www.noob.us/humor/best-of-jay-leno-headline ... - Ghostalker, on 04/22/2009, -0/+6Buried for asylum.com I ***** hate their galleries.
- nmoulana, on 04/21/2009, -1/+7I only plan to plan strategic planning.
- themastersb, on 04/21/2009, -2/+7hahaha.... "ate"
- rentmitchum, on 04/22/2009, -0/+5But it's not better than them just putting all of the images on one page.. no flash or clicking nextnextnextnextnextnextnext.. ***** that noise. Anything that pops up should be banned these days from the sensible web-design handbook.. There is one of those, right? I haven't programmed anything since before Web 2.0 'standards' or whatever.. but this to me was even bad etiquette back when people still used frames.
- Refridgeron, on 04/22/2009, -1/+6haha i remember seeing "A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt" not too long ago..
- larrimer7, on 04/21/2009, -0/+5-1 for like 10 enters.
WTF - Beatmiser, on 04/22/2009, -0/+5Okay... "Balls Deep, Wang Hurt" Made me giggle.
- JustinLoether, on 04/22/2009, -0/+4Detroit BLOWS!
- petebot, on 04/21/2009, -0/+4Have you heard this? Have you seen this?
- Nboy514, on 04/21/2009, -1/+5Babies...
- chinaman1212, on 04/22/2009, -0/+3you know: a crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
- larrimer7, on 04/21/2009, -1/+4obviously, who in their right mind would say "detroit blows" in their headline. I would fire whoever did that. On the other hand, the A-rod Wang one is realistic AND funny.
- Seth024, on 04/21/2009, -2/+5I don't blame babies. I blame adults having babies and old people not dying.
- WickEd101, on 04/22/2009, -0/+3It's better than an ad-riddled page being loaded in its entirety, unrelated content, flash ads and all, every time you click Next.
- add1802, on 04/22/2009, -1/+4I was editor of my high school newspaper when our debate team won regions. Yeah, its cliche, but we definitely snuck the headline "Master Debaters" by our adviser.
for some reason our our principal and her didn't find it as funny..... - dark2025, on 04/22/2009, -0/+3Because you touch yourself at night.
- H3llr41s3r, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2No error or jokes, they are just clever headlines.
- Inaktivist, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2What a finale to that list!! It took me about 5 minutes to recover from laughing enough that I could type this.
- inactive, on 04/21/2009, -0/+2That's from the Star Tribune, which is a terrible newspaper.
- rand21althor, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2I always look forward to the "Headlines" segment on Monday nights. I'm gonna miss that once Conan takes over.
- RichMUrrills, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2My favourite ever was on the back page of The Sun in the UK after a football match between Caledonian and Celtic:
"Super Cally Are Fantastic Celtic Were Atrocious"
Inspired. - inactive, on 04/22/2009, -1/+3That Depp one was a little gross.
- sittered, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2Notice the look Depp is giving you: "It's all true, what you've heard."
- Nollie2, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2400 BABIES
- radialturkey, on 04/23/2009, -0/+2Touche. But you're not perfect either.
" 'she and our principal' ... If" - improper use of an ellipsis
"correct someone, make sure" - separate clauses
"talking about." - punctuate the end of the sentence - EvilDweeb, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2I agree. At least images should be run in the same frame from the same window if they're going to go that far.
I also detest the new biblical ***** movement of putting goddam commercial ads at the beginning of videos. Those people need to be sterilized so they can't reproduce. - Zaggynl, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2Buried, put them all on one page please.
- mrnathan, on 04/22/2009, -1/+3"she and our principal" ... If you're going to correct someone make sure you actually know what you're talking about :|
- mrnathan, on 04/22/2009, -0/+2missippi? Not that clever really is it?
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