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- EnTaroTassadar, on 06/24/2009, -0/+92How much time do you have?
- RandomEyes, on 06/24/2009, -7/+83'You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.' - Superbad (in case you suck)
- FakingFamous, on 06/24/2009, -0/+69dugg for the second picture
- TheBifman, on 06/24/2009, -0/+61If you learned anything new from that "helpful list," you're obviously new to boners
- Goda90, on 06/24/2009, -0/+60http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF040-Nude_Beach.gif
- ILoveBoobies, on 06/24/2009, -1/+58Hide it inside a chick
- Mummo, on 06/24/2009, -1/+54I'm proud of my beach boners - why hide them?
- borez, on 06/24/2009, -0/+50Did you try turning her on first?
- cagedog, on 06/24/2009, -0/+46To hide his boner?
- Falldog, on 06/24/2009, -0/+43Sometimes there's nothing you can do. http://www.imgdump.info/img-identifying-wood-22016 ...
- inactive, on 06/24/2009, -0/+41"Yogurt Slinger" How many names do you boys have for your junk anyway?
- ghatid, on 06/24/2009, -1/+38Go in the water?
- landosystem, on 06/24/2009, -0/+36I carry around a mini alien head and some fake blood, then if I accidentally pop one, I just let it out of the fly, put the mask on it, surround the base with fake blood and run across the beach screaming.
- LoudMusic, on 06/24/2009, -0/+32I agree. We get to walk around looking at women in tight bikini tops - why deny them the joy of viewing our bulging britches?
- EnTaroTassadar, on 06/24/2009, -1/+32The warm, dry grit reminds me too much of an ex I had.
Like ***** a sandpaper fleshlight. - GVR90, on 06/24/2009, -1/+31Why would I want to conceal it? That's my way of saying 'hello'.
- sgfreak784, on 06/24/2009, -0/+29Yeah, nobody wants to see those people naked. Not only will it kill your boner, it will actually shrink your flaccid penis.
- iSeven, on 06/24/2009, -0/+29dugg for thumbnail
- GregLoire, on 06/24/2009, -0/+27When I was 18 I went to Romania right when all the local high schools were getting out. So many hot topless teenagers on the beach... my repressed American brain could not handle it. Sometimes they'd be making out with their speedo-wearing boyfriends, and none of the guys ever got erections. I have no idea how they did it, but I knew that I wanted to live in a culture where making out with a hot topless high school student was not enough to get me excited.
- KarateMedia, on 06/24/2009, -0/+26Seriously? The article consists of three not-funny-at-all entries and somehow it made it to the front page? Jesus.
I'll just chalk it up to some light T&A and the entire article being on one page. - paperclipsNsoup, on 06/24/2009, -0/+25I call mine Snigglefritz, but these work too:
Womb Raider
Slit Spitter
Snatch Slayer
Love Stick
Vlad the Impaler
Big Willy
Meat and 2 Potatos
Black and Decker
Ninja Foot (Kinda like a Camel Toe)
Moose Knuckle (See Ninja Foot)
Little Richard
Cooter Clapper
One Eyed Monster
The Lotion Dispenser
The Yard Stick
Poon Tang Poker
Nuts and bolts
Bits and Pieces
Milk Shooter
Dumb Stick
My Pride and Joy
Magic Wand
The Bishop
Darth Balls
Captain Pecker
Vanilla Pump
The Destroyer
Cooter Shooter
Single Barrel Shotgun
The Impregnator
Child Churner
Yep that's all that I can think of right now - Rain12913, on 06/24/2009, -0/+24Yeah but then it'll be peeking out of your bathing suit.
- hantata, on 06/24/2009, -0/+23I'm surprised using a beach ball didn't make it on the list. Usually works until some pesky kid asks for his ball back.
- JordanTW90, on 06/24/2009, -0/+23Porksword.
- evileddy60, on 06/24/2009, -1/+23Don't act like you're not impressed!!!!
- mixeao, on 06/24/2009, -1/+23"How can you tell a blind man in a nudist colony...."
"...."
"it's not hard..." - fjsferreira, on 06/24/2009, -0/+21Like if any digger did go to the beach...
- duncan202, on 06/24/2009, -0/+18"but I knew that I wanted to live in a culture where making out with a hot topless high school student was not enough to get me excited"
*****
That
I'm excited just reading about it. And like it that way. - poidh, on 06/24/2009, -0/+18Have fifteen wanks before you go on the beach. Guaranteed no boner.
- BoneStamp, on 06/24/2009, -0/+17"Honey, did you see that guy who got an alien bite on his dick?"
"Ya. I wonder why that gave him a boner?"
"Different strokes for different folks." - 10lbhammer, on 06/24/2009, -0/+16I call it: the octagon.
- sodbustin, on 06/24/2009, -1/+17Totally, I didn't even read the article.
- copypastry, on 06/24/2009, -1/+17conceal it in a vagina.
- inactive, on 06/24/2009, -0/+16Solution, nude beach
- Raptor007, on 06/24/2009, -0/+15That's way more work than hiding it in the sand.
- tekproxy, on 06/24/2009, -0/+15Or you could just force society to start getting used to parts of the human body that nearly most people have.
- inmymindzi, on 06/24/2009, -0/+14Good plan. That should save you from being embarrassed in any way.
- log1k, on 06/24/2009, -0/+14mine is named Wilbert.
- Dwatson783, on 06/24/2009, -1/+14Veronica: "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection."
Ron: "Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually a n optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward." - cuervoman914, on 06/24/2009, -0/+13i just tie it around my waist.
- inactive, on 06/24/2009, -2/+1572,317. to be exact.
- paperclipsNsoup, on 06/24/2009, -0/+13Most appropriate comic placement ever
- nard3456, on 06/24/2009, -0/+12There was an article?
- TheFuturist, on 06/24/2009, -0/+12It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants.
- humanedited, on 06/24/2009, -1/+13don't be ashamed of your boners
- Fhwqhgads, on 06/24/2009, -0/+12Hope the fish aren't hungry.
- inmymindzi, on 06/24/2009, -0/+11But really poor vision.
- InfectedTuna, on 06/24/2009, -0/+11............. please stop ..... I'l give you money or Microsoft points or whatever just please stop.
- JammoBlammo, on 06/24/2009, -2/+12Dugg for being so ***** sad lol.
- ObieOne, on 06/24/2009, -0/+10"Jewish Thunder" but I usually just refer to it as "my handsome"
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