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  • SeanRockCity, on 11/04/2009, -11/+128………………_„-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~-,~
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  • brbeaird, on 11/04/2009, -2/+110Who gives their age in "and a half" past 9-years old?
  • mordeci, on 11/04/2009, -0/+105I always use a glove. Of course, I have 5 dicks. That's right, I can disappoint 5 women at a time.
  • supferrets, on 11/05/2009, -2/+561. Post fake question on Yahoo! Answers
    2. Take screenshot
    3. Submit to Digg
    4. ??????
    5. Profit!
  • jggr, on 11/04/2009, -0/+52This is what happens when sex education doesn't happen in schools.

    (I knew the answer to this in grade 6... Long before I knew what to do with my willy.)
  • RagingReid, on 11/04/2009, -1/+45I guarantee that nearest store is a WalMart.
  • dha07030, on 11/05/2009, -0/+381. Find list comment on Digg
    2. Reply to said comment
    3. Write something on the third line
    4. ??????
    5. I'm Drunk
  • mrpunman, on 11/05/2009, -1/+36Son (S): Why is making love so enjoyable?
    Father (F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

    S: Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
    F: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

    S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
    F: It is like when you are walking on the street and someone else comes over and digs your nose, do you like it??

    S: Why woman don't have sex when they are having menstruation?
    F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

    S: Why men do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
    F: Do you like to dig your nose with a gloves on??

    S: Why are making love carried out in private?
    F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class??

    S: Is it true that women love big dicks?
    F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb??
  • WraTH017, on 11/04/2009, -1/+35Or just one, five times as hard.
  • HeadInJarMan, on 11/04/2009, -0/+33A rubber glove: The first multi-use condom.
    Five fingers of pleasure.
  • Terwa, on 11/04/2009, -1/+33That better be a troll.
  • cheesylobster, on 11/05/2009, -0/+31Or for most people:

    1. Post fake question on Yahoo! Answers
    2. Take screenshot
    3. Submit to Digg
    4. ??????
    5. Nothing happens because you aren't popular enough on digg to ever get to the front page.
  • minnymoo, on 11/05/2009, -0/+31Same attitude your father had.
  • farboo, on 11/04/2009, -0/+30"No glove, no love" is not meant to be taken literally.
  • The0Justinian, on 11/04/2009, -2/+32I know I asked this but I am serious

    Can Babby be formed this way?
  • immatellyouwhat, on 11/05/2009, -1/+291. Log on to Digg.com
    2. Look for fake Yahoo! Answers screenshot submission
    3. Make a list 1 through 5 of how the submission will get popular
    4. ???????
    5. Diggs!
  • tnoy, on 11/05/2009, -0/+27Who else tried picking their nose with their thumb after reading the last part?
  • edwardr3073, on 11/05/2009, -2/+28the original is here
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjCBe ...

    the answers are just as good
  • SpamHat, on 11/04/2009, -0/+23Some people need a good hard slap.
  • shauntacular, on 11/04/2009, -1/+22I know who I can ask! YahoooooOOOooooo!
  • dha07030, on 11/05/2009, -0/+21Trolls
  • robertbaker13, on 11/05/2009, -0/+18A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have five penises."

    The doctor appears shocked. He asks the man, "How does your underwear fit?!"

    "Like a glove."
  • yatucaMP, on 11/05/2009, -0/+16apparently not your parents
  • lolerskate, on 11/04/2009, -0/+14With a glove?
  • fluidfoundation, on 11/05/2009, -4/+17My pleasure then, *****.
  • IvenomI, on 11/05/2009, -1/+13Oh, so THAT is how babby was formed.
  • yocouchdigga, on 11/04/2009, -1/+11I liked the part where it was obviously fake.
  • salinungatha, on 11/05/2009, -2/+11I = Infection
  • swicken, on 11/05/2009, -1/+10hahaha it's funny cause you suck
  • thefiendster, on 11/05/2009, -0/+9Your wallet.
  • SeanRockCity, on 11/04/2009, -4/+12who uses condoms anyway?
  • s0nicfreak, on 11/05/2009, -0/+8Women don't have sex while having menstruation? *****, sex is the best cure for cramps.
  • fluidfoundation, on 11/04/2009, -3/+11what, when you were 14 1/2 you didn't know exactly how far away in miles the store was? ;)
  • salinungatha, on 11/04/2009, -4/+12Relax Middle of Nowhere, you won't get pregnant or catch an STI while masturbating.
  • Awesomebox5000, on 11/05/2009, -0/+8I totally did, it was semi-unpleasant.
  • vsujohn2, on 11/05/2009, -1/+8Certainly not anyone on digg. But then again, some use them sans partners so probably a lot more than you think.
  • kirakun, on 11/05/2009, -0/+7Or with a condom? o_O
  • willspence, on 11/05/2009, -0/+7The twisty tie answer made me lol/throw up.
  • Junior612, on 11/05/2009, -0/+7Correlation between stores, internet connections, the distance between the store and said internet connection, and finally the quality of service of the internet connection being... what?

    So confused.
  • pagno, on 11/05/2009, -0/+7Nice.
  • GamerSW, on 11/05/2009, -1/+8Wow. You really thought he meant to hit the D?
  • s0nicfreak, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6Dude there is no reason to talk about your girlfriend like that
  • JessterKing, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6actually a lot of teens do, they think it makes a difference, I play a browser based MMORPG and when ever you ask anyone under 16 says the fraction
  • Dr3w, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6Only sailors use condoms.
  • Drakoi, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6was this written by Bristol Palin?
  • jeffwmartin, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6I'm 36 and 5/4.
  • Poseur117, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6Officer Doofy.
  • SpamHat, on 11/04/2009, -1/+7With a sledge hammer.
  • yacks, on 11/05/2009, -0/+5 REDNECK 4 LIFE, HOMIEZZZ

    a homie redneck.....
  • Dustmuffins, on 11/05/2009, -0/+5lol, to prevent babby from being formed.
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