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  • binaryecho, on 07/14/2009, -14/+783You stay classy, internets.

  • DevinWatson, on 07/14/2009, -48/+526Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop

    If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

    Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

    what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love

    How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

    Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black

    What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.

    How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 80mph.

    Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

    how did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron

    What was Helen Kellers favorite color.
    Corduroy

    How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
    On a blind date.

    What did Helen Keller say when she found the cheese grater?
    It was the most violent book she'd ever read.

    Why can't Helen Keller drive?
    She's a woman.

    What do you call Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller playing tennis?
    Eternal love.
  • DouglasQ, on 07/14/2009, -7/+411Helen Keller went to town,
    riding on a pony,
    she put a feather in it's hat,
    and called it "Nuh-rrrrgggghhhhh!"
  • zaneperry, on 07/14/2009, -2/+390Source code braille says "this is not the source code you are looking for"
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/14/2009, -3/+342You doubled up some of the jokes there...
    +1 for the jokes..
    -1 for not bother to reading what you copy/paste
  • bkladd, on 07/14/2009, -2/+263Looks like some braille in the source code.
  • J0h4n, on 07/14/2009, -3/+223Translates to-
    "this is not the source code you are looking for"
  • mwtapp, on 10/11/2009, -3/+219The favicon is a nice touch.
  • haikuFU, on 07/14/2009, -2/+180Can anyone tell me what is on the site? My screenreader doesn't seem to work on it.
  • slydingo, on 07/14/2009, -3/+174God dammit... I just tried refreshing the page four times before I got the joke >.<
  • Dumbledorito, on 07/14/2009, -2/+146It'd have to be, wouldn't it?
  • AquaOSX, on 07/14/2009, -4/+108Ugh, the Digg effect brought down this serv...ohh. Ohh wait. Ha. It's funny because she was blind.
  • saintsfan, on 07/14/2009, -10/+111All of these jokes are lame. Are some of you youtubers?
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -5/+104I think there is a special layer in hell for all of us
  • gigsgtox, on 07/14/2009, -1/+99This is not the source code you are looking for
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -1/+94HAHA U ***** ***** ***** GET THE ***** OUT OF HERE LOLZ OMG HURRY MOMS COMMING
  • EnTaroTassadar, on 07/14/2009, -0/+86I tried but it feels all flat and plastic-y. I couldn't make anything out.
  • zzzpoohzzz, on 07/14/2009, -0/+71i'm glad i'm not the only one that goes straight to the source code on pages like these haha
  • insertAliasHere, on 07/14/2009, -2/+66Which is just plain stupid because she'd never hear the phone ringing in the first place.

    Yeah, I'm an ass.
  • superterrorizer, on 07/14/2009, -7/+70MUST...NOT....MAKE...FUN......
  • noodles314, on 07/14/2009, -0/+63urrr soooo insinsitivee!!!!
    how dare u make fune of helen kelllor becos shes les fortunaet than u??!?!?!?!
  • dakisback, on 07/14/2009, -18/+80These comments suck.
  • neillawson, on 07/14/2009, -0/+60ahahahahahaha lolz!!! no wur not!!
  • nolesfan247, on 07/14/2009, -0/+55first
  • Dan137exe, on 07/14/2009, -0/+55Win.
  • iletumi, on 07/14/2009, -2/+56<title>Helen Keller Simulator</title><body bgcolor=0>
    <!--
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    Anyone read braille?
  • AquaOSX, on 07/14/2009, -1/+54"this is not the source code you are looking for"
  • artwork, on 07/14/2009, -11/+60Mean website is mean.
  • sdmadsen, on 07/14/2009, -0/+49A level reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
  • glinsvad, on 07/14/2009, -0/+48^it actually says that
    http://www.dblnj.org/images/braille_chart2.gif
  • DismantleRepair, on 07/14/2009, -1/+49If you don't know, we can't tell you.

    It's part of the whole Helen Keller experience.
  • EmitStop, on 07/14/2009, -0/+47IF YOU POST THIS MESSAGE INTO 10 OTHER VIDEOS AND THEN HIT F4 YOUR TRUE LOVES NAME WILL APPEAR ON YOUR SCREEN!!!!
  • Wakkyweed, on 07/14/2009, -0/+43You forgot this one:

    How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? By trying to read her own lips.
  • BigBalledOX, on 07/14/2009, -14/+55I would suggest an Anne Frank simulator next, but that might be due to recently watching Clerks 2.
  • alacran7, on 07/14/2009, -4/+44i can still hear.
  • Stap1eGun, on 07/14/2009, -0/+38Anyone care to translate?
  • saintsfan, on 07/14/2009, -11/+46F*ck you San Diego
  • BoutDemCanes91, on 07/14/2009, -4/+39I don care if some are doubled, I got a good ***** laugh, the waffle iron was my favorite...
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -2/+37Someone needs to axe this ***** interwebs card.
  • dakisback, on 07/14/2009, -3/+36IT'S UNBURYABLE :@
  • 3rdivzn, on 07/14/2009, -1/+33i love masturbating while im driving
  • pseudononymist, on 07/14/2009, -1/+32the screen that gradually fades to white, I assume
  • jimi1337, on 07/14/2009, -1/+32not bother to reading, eh?
  • EPeters, on 07/14/2009, -4/+33 . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. .. .. . .
    .. .. . . . . . . .. .. .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . ..
    . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . . . . . . . .
  • DBeta, on 07/14/2009, -0/+28"It'd", short for "It would"
  • dark2025, on 07/14/2009, -0/+28And even if she somehow knew it was ringing why would she put it to her ears knowing she can't hear? Damn your nonsensical jokes!
  • ChuyMX, on 07/14/2009, -3/+31gay, the ray charles simulator was better
  • Culyt, on 07/14/2009, -1/+28▉
  • DevinWatson, on 07/14/2009, -6/+33I ran out of time to edit!
  • FakeHipster, on 07/14/2009, -12/+38Variation:

    How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the iron.

    How did she burn the other side of her face? They called back.
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