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- Berkana, on 06/01/2009, -19/+919Unfortunately, the Asian version doesn't work as well and is heavily skewed in favor of Japan:
Heaven is where the police are Japanese, the chefs Iron, the mechanics Japanese, the lovers (South) Korean, and it is all organized by the Japanese. Hell is where the police are North Korean, the chefs North Korean, the mechanics North Korean, the lovers North Korean, and it is all organized by the North Koreans. - hdrkid, on 06/01/2009, -22/+666In heaven your house is british, your cook is chinese, your salary is american, and your wife is japanese.
In hell your house is japanese, your cook is british, your salary is chinese, and your wife is american. - YodaOfDarkness, on 06/01/2009, -3/+603Making the shirts.
- Berkana, on 06/01/2009, -9/+292I don't know where they get this idea that the lovers should be French and the chefs should be Italian. French food is pretty damn good, and Italy is utterly infested with hot chicks.
- fraglerock, on 06/01/2009, -2/+202Heaven is adequate hosting services. Hell is tinypic.
- kadio, on 06/01/2009, -2/+154Heard this one in China: Heaven is making US Dollars, eating Chinese food, and ***** Japanese women.
- tidu, on 06/01/2009, -8/+149OHHH, GOOOOOD FOR YOU
- FrogKermit, on 06/01/2009, -5/+142Only white people in the afterlife, it seems
- westtexas357, on 06/01/2009, -2/+127Hell was waiting for that to download.
- wejmahtin, on 06/01/2009, -9/+126In heaven, your car is German, your wife is Brasilian, and your salary American.
In hell...
Your car is American, your wife is German, and your salary Brasilian. - protogenxl, on 06/01/2009, -10/+127Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven! [wins again]
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane! [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler! [Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]
Clyde Smith: No! [turns to a woman sitting next to him]
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me! [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah! - sageerrant, on 06/01/2009, -0/+113Close enough, you lucky bastard.
- gchucky, on 06/01/2009, -4/+106site's dead, so
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( or http://i43.tinypic.com/lcz8i.jpg ) - notoneofus, on 06/01/2009, -5/+100I was always told to truly be happy marry a Japanese girl, eat Chinese food, live in an American house, and drive a German car. I've managed three of the four, but American houses are hard to come by in Tokyo. Not getting the American salary either...
- FinalStriker, on 06/01/2009, -0/+87Dugg for Futurama
- iFrix, on 06/01/2009, -2/+88Where are the Chinese?
- abol684, on 06/01/2009, -4/+89as it should be.
/s - proxybot767, on 06/01/2009, -1/+80heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory
- PHJames88, on 06/01/2009, -2/+81Hell is load times.
- bovilexia, on 06/01/2009, -4/+83Salsa is the Mexican ketchup, marinara is the Italian ketchup and British food is terrible. How bad does your food have to be if adding vinegar makes it taste better?
-JG - zip000, on 06/01/2009, -1/+79We - Americans - are often told how bad British food is. We don't have anything in particular to base that on, but it is a common belief.
- stonebear, on 06/01/2009, -5/+78Are you calling Canadians ass hats?
- hackiavelli, on 06/01/2009, -2/+73@notoneofus
"Not getting the American salary either"
Neither are most Americans. - Jawbone54, on 06/01/2009, -0/+70They're mostly in China.
- Isaymeh, on 06/01/2009, -9/+78Canada is too busy being Americas' hat.
- OptionalPirate, on 06/01/2009, -1/+70Then who was phone?
- spidoman, on 06/01/2009, -5/+67"Where the ***** do you get this "British food is terrible" crap from? We have some of the best restaurants and Chefs in the world."
And they cook anything but British food. - markr, on 06/01/2009, -1/+58hdrkid: A male from the United States who joined Digg on January 6th, 2007
- solmakou, on 06/01/2009, -2/+54DON'T USE TINYPIC.
- rebelscribe, on 06/01/2009, -9/+60when are you white people going to learn YOU'RE ALL THE SAME TO US.
racism ftw - donkevin, on 06/01/2009, -2/+50How is babby formed?
- Rodik, on 06/01/2009, -2/+48Dude... WTF? you gay or something?
- solmakou, on 06/01/2009, -0/+44Argh! He edited his comment to make me look the fool!
- dingma1, on 06/01/2009, -1/+44organized by japanese? do u want to set off the alarm whenever u walk slower than 3.6m in 5 seconds? and NEVER to sit again??
- sleepysteve, on 06/01/2009, -2/+44Is it wrong for a black guy to burst out laughing at that? Because I did.
- mnaffar, on 06/01/2009, -1/+42Go to Heaven For the Weather , Hell for the Company
- Terasiel, on 06/01/2009, -0/+41When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?
- jesburger, on 06/01/2009, -2/+41awesome
- sandersdamnit, on 06/01/2009, -1/+40RAMEN!
- inactive, on 06/01/2009, -5/+43Hell is other people.
L'enfer, c'est les autres. - sirjimithy, on 06/01/2009, -1/+38@YodaOfDarkness:
You should be buying me a new keyboard, since you made me snarf root beer all over it. Kudos. - RandomRage, on 06/01/2009, -3/+40Oddly, this is the first thing I thought when I read that comment, too.
- Samurai77, on 06/01/2009, -4/+41Smellin' like kimchee
- simbait, on 06/01/2009, -1/+38Lets say that French, Italians and Spanish are at comparable level. But it is of paramount importance to keep Italians out of running the show, not that the Spanish or French are that good at it. Also it is of paramount importance to keep the British out of the kitchen, you can let a Swiss or German cook their specialty once in a while.
- vectoor, on 06/01/2009, -0/+36No they don't, they don't have anything to eat at all. What are you? A north Korean thought police agent?
- airwalke, on 06/01/2009, -3/+35Hell is actually a slow loading image that never completely loads.
- insertAliasHere, on 06/01/2009, -1/+33That's maybe the only time I've ever really found the use of the /s to be appropriate.
- borez, on 06/01/2009, -3/+33No, because it says he is on his profile.
- inactive, on 06/01/2009, -1/+29You think anyone gives a ***** about who you bury and who you block?
- readacook, on 06/01/2009, -0/+28Saw it coming.
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