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Guy doing some stuff after some stuff happens

xkcd.com — A guy does some stuff and other stuff happens afterwards... pretty boring but well... it doesn't matter anyway. You know what I'm doing.

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  • ani625, on 04/26/2008, -4/+97Its a vicious circle, let me tell you..
    • megamod, on 04/26/2008, -14/+4Circle? aaah....I get it. You did do that on purpose right? You're a genious!!!
      • Vorin, on 04/26/2008, -3/+9Well, you got "you're" right, so maybe I shouldn't give you too much flack about misspelling genius..
        nah
        • uhhNo, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2I dunno, it does put a red line under the "word" "genious" in the comment box. That should ring a bell.
        • DaffyDuck, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2He's probably using internet exploder.
      • megamod, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1If you're going to be technical about a freaking comment that I wrote and didn't give a damn whether I spelled it right maybe I should pick on your incorrect usage of "its". Did you mean "it is" or "it's"???
        • DaffyDuck, on 04/27/2008, -1/+1Yeah, why don't you pay attention to WHO made the posts in question before firing back?
    • RamboneMurdoch, on 04/26/2008, -6/+4She has a really wide annulus
    • Jo9100, on 04/26/2008, -1/+5Coming up next monday, other stuff!
    • Koookie, on 04/26/2008, -5/+5He fell in to a burning ring of fire
      Now digg me down, down, down
      and post flames going higher.
  • db0255, on 04/26/2008, -16/+214OMG IT'S XKCD.
    • wontstoptalking, on 04/26/2008, -17/+7"if XKCD frontpage=yes"
      • UtopiaInTheSky, on 04/26/2008, -0/+19Why would you put code inside of a string?
        • DontEatTheFish, on 04/26/2008, -2/+4so that you can view it
        • fkr3, on 04/26/2008, -8/+5Because he's so cool. How cool? He can write pseudo code cool.

          if(retard) { throw new Exception(IN_HIS_FACE); }

          // cool^n
        • bagboyrebel, on 04/26/2008, -1/+6and the syntax makes absolutely no sense
          • Netrilix, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5Perhaps he wrote his own compiler in which that code does make sense.
        • bot001220, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4@fkr3

          10 fail
          20 goto 10
      • uhhNo, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2if(username == "wontstoptalking" && just_commented) {
        delete_comment(last);
        }
    • MSstar, on 04/26/2008, -13/+7LOL FUNNY COMIC! NOTHING CAN BEAT XKCD!
    • Croecop, on 04/26/2008, -21/+9I really don't understand why, none of them are funny at all.
      • wellyuk, on 04/26/2008, -7/+1Funnier than you at least.
      • Whaines, on 04/26/2008, -1/+12Well, sure, if you don't get them they wont be funny.
    • Kotelic, on 04/26/2008, -3/+17there was a whole ONE comic in between this one and the last one that made front page. I think the people that digg these just need to learn how to bookmark.
      • ShamrockMan, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6What?!? So I've been digging everything all this time instead of bookmarking??
      • yosempai, on 04/26/2008, -1/+8I have stopped using RSS. Any Digg The Blog post, XKCD/PA Comic, or TorrentFreak article shows up on digg. Why use RSS?
        • brian4572, on 04/26/2008, -4/+1RSS has it's potential for RSSing capabilities in which for futhermore bookmarking causes the restraint of the unknown. I miss nando chat. Sega.com chat and mojoski chat. Chat. Although nowadays you have that thing called Paltalk which really opens up the landscape of interactment protocols. However, you could actually go outside and talk with people. Those types of applications have always been a reliable source for the socially minded. That said, there are values to be had on the internet interaction super highway of freedom capabilities act of 2006, a bipartisan bill co-sponsored by R-Bill Dundrought and D-Mandy Jesepleecournonz.
        • uhhNo, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1tl;dr
    • Fozefy, on 04/26/2008, -0/+8ON DIGG?!?!

      You're kidding!
    • minigamer1896, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1On the day that you're the first to comment I'll be laughing so hard!
  • teexcue, on 04/26/2008, -17/+239I wish my ex was that creative...who am I kidding, I'm on digg, I've never had a girlfriend...and I never will =[
    • mothraStewart, on 04/26/2008, -8/+0ha.
    • Evi1d33d, on 04/26/2008, -1/+30Dugg for honesty.
    • Disease, on 04/26/2008, -7/+3Rofl
    • uziko, on 04/26/2008, -1/+12i share your pain, trust me i do
      • iborobotosis23, on 04/26/2008, -2/+3Maybe you two should hook up? Never know where love may take hold.
        • uziko, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3maybe because i'm not gay. just a minor flaw in your idea
    • 3rdDay, on 04/26/2008, -7/+3It's just a phase, teexcue. A few years from now you'll have cracked the secret of attracting females so well that you'll have to beat them off with a ***** stick. Trust me. :)
    • HeartsOfOak, on 04/26/2008, -8/+1I promise you guys, some girls think dudes who dig Digg are sexy.


    • moletimer, on 04/26/2008, -2/+16Hey, you've still got porn. Porn will never deceive you or leave you...

      I'm so lonely : (
      • laronde20, on 04/26/2008, -2/+14Porn will never run around and desert you.
        • xkingADROCKx, on 04/26/2008, -2/+12Porn's never gonna give you up
        • SirCrumpet, on 04/26/2008, -0/+7Never gonna let you down...

          wait a second....
        • Cornfedhusker, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2Your no stranger to porn, are you?
    • tillerman00, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3Dugg for pathos.
    • kaleesh, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2and i'll never get a boyfriend :((((.
  • AFrei, on 04/26/2008, -19/+313*insert comment about how XKCD makes it to the front page. always.*
    • Akaji, on 04/26/2008, -10/+142*insert comment about how it's still better than a whole lot of the other crap that makes it to the front page.*
      • Lutremi, on 04/26/2008, -2/+79*insert comment abo- IS THAT A PONY?!
      • 1randomguyO8, on 04/26/2008, -4/+61*insert comment affirming the above statement*
      • Llanowar, on 04/26/2008, -4/+78*insert penis in a hot girl*
        • netdroid9, on 04/26/2008, -2/+61*insert comment about the obvious falsehood of the above comment due to the commenter being on Digg*
          • Llanowar, on 04/26/2008, -0/+40*insert a sadness that clogs the tubes*
          • Vorin, on 04/26/2008, -0/+30*insert comment about Llanowar being emo*
          • amanilaenvelope, on 04/26/2008, -0/+18*insert the loneliness
          • Kazanoe, on 04/26/2008, -1/+39*Insert CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER*
          • supermajic, on 04/26/2008, -17/+5CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER
          • archiecstll, on 04/26/2008, -1/+17*Insert reference to something being OVER 9000!
          • linkinpark342, on 04/26/2008, -3/+5*insert obscure comparison between commenter and nazi germany*
          • niksko, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6GODWIN'S LAW!
        • shakbhaji, on 04/26/2008, -1/+10BRIAN: It says Insert rod A into slot B.
          PETER: That's what she-
          BRIAN: If you say 'That's what she said' one more time I'm gonna pop you."
        • WolverineBlue, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2*insert floppy into drive A:*
    • TenebrousX, on 04/26/2008, -1/+40[[comments inserted]]
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/26/2008, -2/+58[citation needed]
    • fearlessfx, on 04/26/2008, -24/+12[This comment was deleted due to copyright claim by the Church of Scientology International]
    • jimthenglishman, on 04/26/2008, -6/+1this is the first one in a while…
      i guess the sabotaging worked…
    • cryonix, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2i was just discussing the complexities of using stick figures in his comics. the stick figures are generic and simple. usually representing anyone. Yet the concepts they discuss are generally logistically and morally complex. the two ideas compliment each other very well.
    • mugicha, on 04/26/2008, -3/+1ibid
    • xkingADROCKx, on 04/26/2008, -10/+1Insert my PENIS into your mothers VAGINA
      • JoeBaynham, on 04/26/2008, -0/+11Insert maturity into your head?
      • chaon93, on 04/26/2008, -1/+0Dugg down for forgetting brackets.
        • uhhNo, on 04/26/2008, -2/+4for programming?

          your.parent(mother).bodyPart(vagina).insert(my.bodyPart(penis));

          like this? I don't get it
  • nav2k4, on 04/26/2008, -18/+11"On Mondays I go running, so you'll have to get up early and follow along on a parallel street. What fun!"

    Haha, xkcd alt texts are awsome!
  • jaybol, on 04/26/2008, -5/+20I like it...good work by Jo9100...to get that much text in the description and still be first...big props. XKCD digg-titling is a fun game.
    • Claw787, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3It would be nice to see how it's done. It should be like eBay sniping.
      2 windows open, side by side - constant refreshing... etc.,
      • franklymister, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3When I put up the one in Bulgarian / Spanish, I had the title and desc. all lined up to be cut & paste, and just hit submit at midnight when the new comic hit.

        It made the front page anyway, but it was buried after 120 diggs - so that counts for something...
  • KevinRWright, on 04/26/2008, -7/+3“Your actions will follow you full circle around.”
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/26/2008, -18/+86im not feeling todays xkcd. its kinda boring.
    • Hayaemsay, on 04/26/2008, -1/+17I gave it a digg for being clever.
    • morninglorii, on 04/26/2008, -6/+3you're kinda boring
      • amanilaenvelope, on 04/26/2008, -3/+3well, your mom wasn't boring last night.
        • morninglorii, on 04/26/2008, -3/+8that's what she said!
          • AsSubtleAsABrik, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2that's what your generic useless comment said!
        • ut2k4king, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6Is it sad that, immediately when I saw the "you're kinda boring" with 1 reply, I KNEW it would be a your mom joke?
        • amanilaenvelope, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1wait your mom did it with my mom or my mom did it- frak im confused and disgusted now. gonna go in the corner to shame vomit now.
          EDIT: even i thought that was stupid,lame,unnecessary, and repulsive. digg me down!!!
      • shakbhaji, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2So's your face!
    • x4ncars4me, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4well maybe digg will give you a better xkcd comic tomorrow..
    • moletimer, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2I thought it was funnier than usual...
    • parkermauney, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3I feel that xkcd hasn't been funny for a few months.
    • romci, on 04/26/2008, -1/+0I know, kinda hard for a digger to relate to a concept of an ex, isn't it? :)
  • eskizo, on 04/26/2008, -6/+1use your imagination
  • ghee, on 04/26/2008, -4/+75The description couldn't be any clearer.
    • formergthing, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5Yea, wtf? Was this an experiment to see if diggers were dumb enough to digg it up?
    • outsid3rNo17, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2Guy didn't do stuff.
  • seabass341, on 04/26/2008, -3/+97Submitter: "FRONT PAGE, HERE I COME!"
  • onetimer, on 04/26/2008, -39/+151Bury me if you wish for insulting XKCD, but that comic was lame as hell.
    • MSstar, on 04/26/2008, -30/+6I support you
      XKCD in general is not THAT good
      • amanilaenvelope, on 04/26/2008, -1/+25it has its ups and downs but its not that bad
      • Nichael, on 04/26/2008, -2/+6I agree. At the least, it's overrated.
      • snypylo, on 04/26/2008, -1/+5XKCD used to be really clever and funny, but it's gone downhill trying to cater for people who don't understand things, but want to laugh about them anyway.
    • DNABeast, on 04/26/2008, -3/+8There's a lot of people who agree with you, and a lot of people who don't. I still find it totally engaging and a delight to read but I'm not going to tell you that you're wrong for disliking it.
    • Incomp3tnt, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3Most XKCD comics of late have been sub-par in my opinion.
  • redchina, on 04/26/2008, -18/+9I'm sorry, but xkcd sucks right now.
  • TacticalPenguin, on 04/26/2008, -4/+33It doesn't matter what you do, XKCD will make the front page. Even titling it something anti Obama and anti Ron Paul and anti Linux will not change the forces of the universe.
    • oblique63, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5how about titling it with something praising Bush?

      p.s. you forgot to add 'anti-apple' to list
    • Mitthrawnuruodo, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6Someone should test this...
      • archiecstll, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4Give it a shot on Monday, when the cycle comes round again
    • moletimer, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1Ron Paul doesn't exist on digg anymore.
  • tldr, on 04/26/2008, -8/+3Holy crap, maybe everyone should just bookmark xkcd.com so we don't see every comic on the front page!
    Seriously, would you do this for any other comic that updates every weekday or is xkcd exempt since he doesn't update every single day?
    • someguy92, on 04/26/2008, -0/+8Who uses bookmarks for this kind of stuff anymore?
      RSS FTW!
  • minnymoo, on 04/26/2008, -2/+7"stuff," you say?
  • rwillis, on 04/26/2008, -5/+0nm
  • richgustavson, on 04/26/2008, -3/+166Looks like someone is trying to prove that XKCD will make it to the front page no matter what the title or description says.
    • minigamer1896, on 04/26/2008, -2/+1And it bypasses all of the auto-bury filters too! :D
    • twrife, on 04/26/2008, -2/+1Not true. Look at my submissions.
      I am a pail of fail.
  • wontstoptalking, on 04/26/2008, -11/+6Hahahahaha, that is the greatest description and title I've ever seen! He's so right about XKCD! Even though some are great, even the boring ones always seem to make front page. I'll digg this just for the title and description.
  • lickmylovepump, on 04/26/2008, -7/+5this really sucks my taint. why are people digging this? ok, this is lame.
  • TJ11240, on 04/26/2008, -4/+9dammit guys this isnt that good
    • breezytrees, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4no. it makes perfect sense. I seriously got a lol out of it. My ex gf did the same ***** *****. aka "i love you but i don't want to be your gf anymore. could you stay away but not get too far away in case i want you back?
  • shyboy2008, on 04/26/2008, -6/+10this is stupider than a pig with a horse penis
    • franklymister, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2I think a horse with a pig penis would be stupider than that.
    • xNarrowSoulx, on 04/26/2008, -4/+0Limit the childish name-calling and stick to intelligent criticism. This is Digg, and the only thing any of us can understand is intelligence.
      • oblique63, on 04/26/2008, -0/+7yes, because '***** bricks' at lolcats is the defining trait of intelligent beings....
    • kevir, on 04/26/2008, -0/+0WHY DO YOU MAKE ME THINK OF SUCH THINGS!
  • twiztidsinz, on 04/26/2008, -2/+43Digg, your web-based RSS feed reader
  • polishdude06, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3dam bitches
  • Lemonblood, on 04/26/2008, -9/+4I love XKCD. But that one was complete *****.
    • LimeParrot, on 04/26/2008, -2/+2lol i found it hilarious; it owns through simplicity
  • SEN5241, on 04/26/2008, -3/+2I know what you did there!
  • Verytastycheese, on 04/26/2008, -3/+8I really don't get why digg has such a hard on for these stupid comics.
  • insinuate, on 04/26/2008, -4/+16RSS FEED IT ALREADY YOU *****!
    • stupidfilters, on 04/26/2008, -1/+4I RSSed digg, so why would I need another pointing to the same site?
      ^_^
  • Nemoso, on 04/26/2008, -6/+1digg is a conformist's nightmare. on one side, xkcd comics get thousands of diggs which means i should digg them too. on the other, the comments are always full of hate which means i should bury them and make a nasty reply while doing so. i have no idea what the ***** to do. by conforming with one side, im non-conforming with the other. if i conform with the other, im non-corming with the one i was just conformed to. dammit, my brain hurts from all of this confusion. what would jesus do? does jesus use digg? i wonder if he wants to be my friend. that'd be nice. hm, im hungry. what was i talking about ag--- WAIT! I'VE GOT IT! I HAVE A SOLUTION!

    xkcd sucks! dugg!
    • mithrasinvictus, on 04/26/2008, -3/+1jesus wasn't much of a conformist.
      • Nemoso, on 04/26/2008, -3/+0so that means he conformed to not conforming. right?
    • twiztidsinz, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3"xkcd comics get thousands of diggs which means i should digg them too"
      Digging... UR DOIN IT WRONG!!!
    • morninglorii, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3Buried, I dunno why.
  • mooseontheloose, on 04/26/2008, -13/+24I liked it. ***** all you haters.
    • xNarrowSoulx, on 04/26/2008, -2/+0Amen. But seriously, it's not really front-page worthy. All that's required is a small chuckle and a bury for it not being newsworthy. Definitely not as digg-worthy as the recent black hatter mini story arc... Just kinda plain.
  • Owwmykneecap, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3Some of those are good.

    But that's not particularly funny.

    Did someone write an autodigg script for XKCD?
  • CoolBluReason, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3...that was hilarious?
  • NovaCloud, on 04/26/2008, -1/+6That was funny. Here is my funny face =|
  • mal1964, on 04/26/2008, -2/+6He divorced her for being such a stickler.
  • theugly709, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1So, I like XKCD as much as the next person. I have it bookmarked. I really don't like reading it, then going to digg and finding it taking up space on the front page.

    tl;dr Does XKCD have to be dugg when most people on digg already read it?
  • Borgcube636, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1Meh. I'm not a huge fan of these. Not THAT funny, comparatively
  • AlGoreLies, on 04/26/2008, -4/+2What a gay waste of time, comic & this thread, but the comic especially
  • Ventolin, on 04/26/2008, -1/+9Gee, after all these comments, I almost feel bad for laughing at the comic..
  • tehknotte, on 04/26/2008, -3/+2boring comic again, auto-bury
  • nolemonplease, on 04/26/2008, -1/+14Makes me wonder...

    has everyone tried to submit digg?
    • nolemonplease, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6nevermind. i just tried. wouldn't let me.
    • minigamer1896, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3Well, the same Reddit and Digg article have been submitted to each other for a vicious cycle before...
  • optimuscrime, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2Like playing a hunter
  • misterteenwolf, on 04/26/2008, -2/+3what is this new comic strip that i've never seen on the front page before?
  • morninglorii, on 04/26/2008, -1/+5A really good test would be to also try and submit it under an incorrect category, as a movie or news article, and not put a thumbnail. Then we'll see if it gets front page still.
  • Nuleren, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2I'd like to think that the people who complain about xkcd are the same people who submit Zero Punctuation every week (just wait, in a few months ZP will be the new XKCD)...

    There's a reason it goes to the front page: people digg it
    • sevenslashfour, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1What do you mean it'll be the "new" xkcd? It's already there. Every new post to both sites is on digg's front page within a few hours.
  • Khevenhuller, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1Women!! Even when they don't want to be near you, they still want to control where you are.
  • chaos7, on 04/26/2008, -4/+2stop digging xkcd, theonion, and yahtzee reviews
  • DevBlazed, on 04/26/2008, -3/+1hahah this is the reason diggers dont get laid. i am one of yall now. at least i know where my problem is.
  • metalgel, on 04/26/2008, -4/+2not....*****....funny!

    seriously what the hell people? i think the people that read xkcd comics are the ones that'll watch jimmy fallon as the new late night host.
  • Basttrax, on 04/26/2008, -4/+1Every time a XKCD digg pops up, I eagerly read it hoping that maybe the comic strip has become funny. However this is far from the truth. It's not funny. Lets all admit this and move onto something else.
  • psykiv, on 04/26/2008, -1/+1or... not and.

    Take your pick
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