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  • Ledbelly, on 07/09/2009, -5/+896I WOULD like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.
  • lfroker, on 07/09/2009, -9/+542iots nmot as;ll itos cxracvlked uip tro bne
  • benroy, on 07/09/2009, -2/+409 "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

  • AAEXP, on 07/09/2009, -2/+351dugg for combining dinosaurs, Jesus and tequila.
  • Canadian0207, on 07/09/2009, -7/+275jesus is a mischievous badger
  • benroy, on 07/09/2009, -0/+193Try these;

    why won't
    why are
    is it normal
    why do i
    how to get
    how old are

    Sometimes Google scares the ***** out of me.

  • ultraman54, on 07/09/2009, -2/+189why ARE all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria
  • RobertWright, on 08/13/2009, -7/+109The Google God knows everything!!!!!!!!
  • Jdban, on 07/09/2009, -4/+101Oh australians...
    Google.com says the first is "I like to teach the world to sing, but not Google Australia
  • rabidbob, on 07/09/2009, -1/+97I figured I'd do that and put on a tux so I could know what it's like to be Raptor Jesus.
  • Loki101, on 07/09/2009, -1/+95BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
  • Ommatidia, on 07/09/2009, -2/+82At my HS, they called it "Little Africa".
  • BahamutSalad, on 07/09/2009, -0/+78why are there school?
  • dlan4327, on 07/09/2009, -1/+78I live in Sydney & I currently have both my thumbs taped to my hands.

    Google is truly omnipotent.
  • MSchumacher, on 07/09/2009, -0/+75MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
  • ReinholD, on 07/09/2009, -0/+73Well, in Google Denmark the ONLY sugestion is "I like to touch myself"..

    Google seems to have an attitude problem or something.
  • TobiasParker, on 07/09/2009, -10/+81So that's what "It's not all it's cracked up to be" looks like with dinosaur hands.
  • PrometheusZero, on 07/09/2009, -0/+65We Australians don't deal with hippy ***** like that. We're more interested to see what the hell it's like to be a dinosaur.
  • Dkan84, on 07/09/2009, -0/+64sothisishowadinosaurwouldtypeprettyawesomeROAR
  • nshady, on 07/09/2009, -0/+64Depressing much?

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/nshady/Pictu ...
  • defektiv, on 07/09/2009, -0/+56wear a tuxedo shirt, obviously.
  • Gizza, on 07/09/2009, -4/+59Kinda odd really, seeing as how you really own use your thumb on the space bar when typing.
  • expert01, on 07/09/2009, -2/+53Idiot, it's twelve badgers then two mushrooms
  • thedivinelyevil, on 07/09/2009, -0/+50I typed in "I am" and the first suggestion was "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"!! Really? Who googles these things?
  • Traumaa, on 07/09/2009, -2/+51Personally i think you should all type in "i like h"

    Results Include:
    i like having low self esteem it makes me feel special
    i like her she's got girl balls
    i like ham
    i like hores
  • TBBucs, on 07/09/2009, -0/+481.) It's hard to get the second hand taped.
    2.) It pulls the hair on your hands.
    3.) It itches.
    4.) It feels really weird when your hands start to sweat.
    5.) Don't even try to tear something open.
    6.) Or open anything with a screw cap.
    7.) Or fap.
  • Yotunii, on 07/09/2009, -0/+45how is babby formed
    how girl get pragnent
  • ShiftyBizniss, on 07/09/2009, -0/+43haha try "why can't" and behold:

    "Why can't I own a Canadian?"
  • benroy, on 07/09/2009, -0/+42Four nipples?
  • XA04, on 07/09/2009, -0/+42SNAKE!
  • kenhatesemos, on 07/09/2009, -3/+41why DO indians smell?
  • 1hrSleep, on 07/09/2009, -1/+39@Gizza
    I think he skipped the thumbs part and just taped his hands completely.
  • sinisterouge, on 07/09/2009, -0/+37that's my kind of party!
  • dissolutionman, on 07/09/2009, -0/+36OOOOOOHH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE!
  • GaussWaffle, on 07/09/2009, -3/+38See: Deep South
  • nedev, on 07/09/2009, -1/+35I'd worship it. Just saying.
  • SethG911, on 07/09/2009, -0/+34Maybe that is why they went extinct.
  • theodenking, on 07/09/2009, -1/+33google.co.uk suggests "I like to move it move it"
  • DBeta, on 07/09/2009, -0/+31@firesights: Doesn't change the question.
  • v3rtex7740, on 07/09/2009, -1/+31so was can haz learns
  • Dotcommer, on 07/09/2009, -3/+32I like to move it move it...
  • imronburgundy83, on 07/09/2009, -1/+29Haha, typing in "I am..." to google returns top listing of "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"
  • Daerion, on 07/09/2009, -0/+27Deactivate it then?
  • samoan27, on 07/09/2009, -1/+27@1hrSleep
    I think he skipped the taping part and just added nearby letters as he typed
  • radialturkey, on 07/09/2009, -0/+25To express my support for your initiative, I clicked the down thumb.
  • Chachuka, on 07/09/2009, -2/+26I didn't even realize until Google told me! Thanks Google!
  • michelsonmorley, on 07/09/2009, -0/+22Let us all join in praises to his name.
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers
  • inactive, on 07/09/2009, -1/+23My personal favorite is writing "Nickelback rocks!" in the search box and pressing "I'm Feeling Lucky."
  • Delphium226, on 07/09/2009, -0/+21'why won't' led me to http://whywontgodhealamputees.com

    excellent
  • CeeJayDK, on 07/09/2009, -1/+22For a Klondike bar ?
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